Chanukah vs. Christmas (Mac vs. PC parody)

[IshYehudi613]

Happy Kwanzaa rocks!!!!

[Olafolafsons]

What about other holidays?

[xplzf]

jews have not only ruined the western world, but then act as if christmas is about money. Have u ever heard of a Barmitzvah, the whole point of having that is to get money.

[loser42453]

@xplzf idiot its not the barmitzvah but the bar mitzvah party that gets all the money

[ImaginedWriter]

They have to put down Christmas to get people to even notice Chanukah.

It's really annoying, Muslims celebrate Eid and Hindus celebrate Divali but they don't go around putting down christmas, they just celebrate their stuff like normal people without having a giant inferiority complex trying to compete with Christmas.

[chasem5657]

Hahahah A jew probally made this typical what is more known around the world Christmas or Hanuka ?

[yair98gamer]

quaza FTW

[MFPhoto1]

Regardless of what you celebrate, you are still taking your life into your hands if you go anywhere near a shopping mall in December!

[EWE4YAH]

FACT: Without Chanukah, there would have been no Christmas. If you read your own Bible, you will see that Yeshua (Jesus) - a JEW, celebrated Chanukah. Ref: John 10:22-23, "And it was at Jerusalem the feast of the dedication, and it was winter. And Jesus walked in the temple in Solomon's porch." Chanukah is a Hebrew word meaning dedication. Chanukah is also known as the Feast of Dedication for the Temple in Jerusalem. Shalom, y'all.

[theatheistpreacher]

ending was the best

[Amoraklin2]

Christmas ownes Kike day

[chonitin]

Christmas kicks hanukah's ass

[danmanjones]

go build another apartheid wall around bethlehem & talk about your "spiritualism" stupid joo

[SuperJohnPop]

@danmanjones And christians have never done anything wrong... oh wait.

[danmanjones]

@SuperJohnPop Christians have never pretended to be an ethnicity. Stoopid joos all.

[SuperJohnPop]

@danmanjones Haha I love people like you who feel so superior to everyone else because your a christian. Theres millions of you who are like that. And jewish is an ethnicity in some cases. Many cases.

[danmanjones]

@SuperJohnPop u assume i'm christian & don't even know what it means to be a "jew". keep reading that torah jewboy it's really doing wonders for your intelligence

[SuperJohnPop]

@danmanjones So you know what it means to be a jew?

[stars1836]

so cute

[Elinitsam]

Both holidays are good. Why not celebrate both? Christ was real and did miracles too as with the Chanukah story!

[fredaroth]

i like how the jewfag gets uncomfortable with other people's belief's

and how christmas guy didn't say "you jerks killed my savior"

[stars1836]

@fredaroth he's uncomfortable because the guy is pushing the savior on him, however he stays cool :)

anyway cute vid

[tomissorry]

@fredaroth Racist bastard. Im taking it your just as stupid as you are ignorant, considering the romans killed jesus.

[tomissorry]

@fredaroth Another thing scum, Jesus WAS jewish.

[hotasfire1011]

@tomissorry exactly! Jesus is Jewish so we all celebrate and believe in the same things just with tiny twists!!! luv ya all Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, and Merry Christmas!!!!! :)

[taymaz1]

@fredaroth *u jerks kiled my savior'..?FUCK U jesus was a jew..and its not only jews who gets unconfteble by u shit religion, u also force it upon athiest and others

u dick.

[96arox]

haha luv the guy @ the end

[rjayzee24]

@96arox haha me2 adela

[AmosPressley]

@stevengerson NinjaMuffinMaster said he celebrates both, a position that I think is very reasonable. You responded that by celebrating both, he does not celebrate the true substance of either. My very relevant response is basically asking you to explain your position.

[AmosPressley]

@stevengerson If Jesus is King of the Jews, it makes perfect sense that He and His followers would remember victories (physical and spiritual) of the past, find ways to make them relevant to the present, and pray and hope for new deliverance in the future.

[AmosPressley]

@stevengerson What a strange thing to say, considering that Jesus celebrated Chanukah.

[jmeals1]

wow they sugest hunaka is beeter but its not hunaka=mac?????

[AmosPressley]

Kwanzaa doesn't even deserve mention in the same breath. It is a recently invented holiday, put together in 1966 by a convicted felon named Ron Everett.

I have never forgotten how it was explained to me by a black activist schoolteacher in the early seventies, that it was a reaction to "the white man's God." Everett said, "The image of a white man portraying the Messiah is more dangerous to black children than gangsta' rap."

[giantninjarobot]

he must have said that much later on....gangsta rap wasn't around until the mid-late 80s

[AmosPressley]

Yes, of course.

I am not sure if there was a specific type of music associated with the Black Panther Party, but there were certainly songs in the 60s and 70s that communicated the same kind of anti-social racist message.

In 1971, the man who invented Kwanzaa went to jail for torturing two women.

Maybe I am just getting old, but it is amazing tto see how something that then was considered crazy, destructive and immoral becomes part of the mainstream without anybody thinking it through.

[theEBKman]

so christmas and hannukah need deserving.....

becuz there old??

get ur mind straight plz

[AmosPressley]

@theEBKman Oooooh, the RACE CARD!

See what I mean? The subject is "Chanukah vs. Christmas," two ancient holidays associated (directly and indirectly) with the Jewish faith. Comments about Kwanzaa and its associated race-baiting are simply out of place.

[theEBKman]

ohh and your rasict so stfu..

[NinjaMuffinMaster]

...Celebrate Jesus? I don't really know anyone who celebrates Jesus's "birth". It's all about Santa and presents.

:) I celebrate both Christmas and Chanukah.

[Rustinwilson]

let us celebrate this month the best of the year happy chanukah to the jews peace be with you and merry christmas to my christians peace be with you and unto us all

[Harrypotterfan334]

im a jew and im am proud of it i hat my Bat Mitzvah a year ago baruch Ata Adonai Elhanu Melech Haola Asher Kidishanu Bemitzvotav Bat Ztit Ztit

[gameloser123]

Merry Christmaquanzakah everybody! btw, ur israeli accent needs some work.

[spuding102]

yo christians stop hatin on us because we dont hate on u we have no problem wat so ever on chrismis so u shouldnt have problems with our beliefs and if u havent notice the all testiment(christanaty) is based on the all testiment(judism)

[AmosPressley]

@spuding102 Yes, at SOME point, christians are going to have to believe the words of Jesus when He said, "Salvation is of the Jew."

[Magicianxox]

aw that was mean :(

[macfanleapord]

I like the happy Kwanzaa dude the best

[Raycheetah]

He had the best smile. ^[.]^=

[Magicianxox]

why are they making the christmas guy such a prick? :o

[Brysamo]

they playing on the whole "crazy christian convert now or burn in hell" ploy

[Magicianxox]

oh..

[taymaz1]

@Magicianxox well..thats how some of the christians are realy..the push their religion on ppl

[EmceeKizzle]

@Magicianxox cause christmas is gay

[thebearjew117]

@EmceeKizzle hell yeah

[amund94]

@Magicianxox fucking jews

[thebearjew117]

@amund94  stupid mother fucking assasshole

[thebearjew117]

@amund94 fucking asshole you stupid nazi whore

[amund94]

@thebearjew117 am I the Nazi!? Israel (only Jewish state) commits war crimes every day and suppressed the Muslim majority. Israel is practicing revenge every day for when moses where driven out of Egypt 2000 years ago. you sir is the Nazi.

[MrKartos1]

@amund94

what does it have to do with that video you dumbass fuck

[thebearjew117]

@Magicianxox because people who beilve in jesus suck cock

[Mikaelax0x0]

Merry Christmas:)

[RealCheeseOnly]

So about the video: Loved it!! I like how you emphasized the Ch with each "Chanukah." Love the Kwanzaa guy :)

Peace!

[grandcracker1212]

oh well over 4 Billion people are christians and only 14 million are jews. LOL jews are outnumbered, and here in Canada there are 2 million jews.

[Islammydeen]

Well yes there are many more muslims globally. However in the US(i assume this vid was made in the US) the Jewish population is more or equal to the Muslim population. I could be wrong though. And really If you were comparing holidays.. ramadan isnt really a celebration so much. Its a month where we fast and there is a lot of blessing in it. We have two festival days which would be more in line with this vid. Thanks for not forgetting 1/6th of the world though :-)

[Ihelper123]

Actualy, there are 7 million US jews (50% of Total Jew pop which is 14 million) and 9 million muslims (less than 1% of total muslim pop which is 1.3 billion)

[Ihelper123]

Theres 7 million US jews and 9 million us muslims

[Islammydeen]

not even close to 9 million muslims in the US. Actually some say there are but thats one of the most liberal estimates ive seen. Most of what i hear is around 5 million. Doesnt really matter though. Jews always have financial and therefore political clout. No offense to jews. Kinda a compliment really.

[pisadinho]

nice video. Some muslim festival is missing,tough

[JJVALDEZ55]

happy quanza

[bballinbms]

you are dumb its spelled kwanzaa

[gobberpooper]

hahaha that was nice. the microphone person comes in.

[crg64]

LOL.I'm an atheist, I guess I've miss out on both

[gobberpooper]

w00t atheism!!!

[AmosPressley]

@crg64 Cheer up, you still have April 1st.

[cjnitro]

where is ramadan???lol

[80strowns]

who cares?

[ultimate15red]

haha your right xD ramadan is cool its sound really like a guy

Chanukah=mac

Christmas=pc

ramadan=linux

lol

[weenles]

ramadan sucks, that's why they didnt bother to mention it

[junfun086]

this is hilarious!

[Fuchsia]

good one! especially the kwaanza part! :D

[nebel82]

I have a problem , i don't know if noticed but officials seem to have stopped saying Merry Christmas and just plainly say Happy Holidays.

Another thing, WHY force to rename Christmas tree into Holiday Tree

Its Christmas tree OK, and has been for quite a while, before you muslims and jews ever came to US or Canada

[7aje7]

who has ever said to call it a holiday tree?

[nebel82]

In Canadian cities, the municipality is renaming it.

[7aje7]

woah, thats just weird. im jewish, and i don't give a crap if its called a christmas tree, thats what it is.

[nebel82]

i think Muslims voiced out that it somehow offends them.

so did some rabbi.

[7aje7]

i dont get it, its not like we have to call a menorah a holiday candleholder

[Fuchsia]

you're right. If Judaism was the most practiced religion in the U.S..... then call your traditional symbols what you want to call them... I could care less. Why is everyone so hellbent on being P.C.??? It's stupid.

[Gryffindorfreak1990]

I think it's unfair that sometimes people think that Hanukkah is overrated. They comercialize Christmas way too much that Hanukkah only lives on youtube. they barely play Adam Sandler on the radio if u know what I mean. How come Hanukkah gets no love? Rock the vote if u think Hanukkah should get respect!

[ash4evagrl]

Well I celebrate Hanukkah but I still like Christmas b/c we get to go to movies and eat Chinese food! And we have the movie theater all to ourselves!

[karn33333]

I celebrate the winter solstice.

[nhl367]

I LOVE the guy at the end.. he makes the video

[karn33333]

hell yeah he does!!!

[GOxXxFIGURE]

i am jewish and i dont understand why its so hard for people not to be racest. i have no problem with christmas or ANY other holidays.. so i dont think people should talk abd about other holidays. people have the right to believe what they want.

[widcombeboy]

That isn't even the real Christmas!

[MrsGar]

Yey!

that was very funny and much enjoyed

thanks and happy holidays!

[DecTecFilms]

christmas ftw, hannukah is gay

d25

[7aje7]

okay, that was a great video.

and to all the people arguing about the holidays, christmas is a holiday, same as hanukah, and they're about different things, but so what? every religion has their own beleifs, so stop caring about what others beleive, and stick to ur own religion!

oh and by the way, why is everyone spelling kwanzaa quanza?

[jacero10]

Channuka. Yada. Yada. Yada. Why are Jews always shitting on Christmas?

Merry Christmas !!

[BreakaLegTV]

Oh, wow, you go around to every Channukah related video and write that, eh? It makes sense though - any time a Jew celebrates Channukah, a little piece of Christmas dies.

Great job on the video guys!

[ImWeirdGetOverIt]

lol. love it!

[tackhammer66]

I LOVE THE BLACK GUY AT THE END!

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

@HinduRoman fuck religion im happy without it.

[thebearjew117]

@tackhammer66 me too

[KiptheDip1307]

Funny how a little Mac commercial parody has cause religious arguments. YouTube comments are as entertaining as the videos.

[RebornZilla]

lol like a dredel they suck so much

[dasenuff]

it amazes me that the people who attak christianity dont understand that christianity is the jewish faith fullfilled by Gods prphecy...no othe religion in the world has the proof of prophecy fullfilled other that judaism/christiamity. quanza IS a made up religion by the sla buy the way !

[yojoe1221]

so, just to verify, what your saying is that jeudism is a fine religeon but cristianity is like Jeudism +. plus what, plus the gayness. just going off what your saying man, at least we jews(who apparently betrayed jesus and are back stabber) dont say our religeon is gay.

[yojoe1221]

wow assholes

ur whole veiw is misguided and ignorent

first of all channaka isnt a big holiday its not even in the torah its just marketable

second of all jesus wasntt born on cristmas, the date of cristmas is actually a pagan holiday

jesus was an ispiration, an avid jew, and a hard worker but he should NOT be confused with god. he was man just like u or me

[ThatGirlY0uL0ve]

Jesus, God, and the holy spirit are all one. (the holy trinity). Jesus IS god.(at least according to Christianity. I couldn't tell from your post what religion u where from and I don't mean to offend u.)

The birth of Jesus is completely indeterminable, but Christmas is not set on December 25th because it's a pagan holiday (which it's not). It's set on December 25th because it's near a lot of holidays of other major religions, and the early church felt like they had to compete with all of them.

[yojoe1221]

jesus was a MAN not a spirit and not the son of God. he had blood coursing through his veins like we do. he had doubts, like we do. he was a man just I or the next person. second of all it is on a pagan holday because the pagans persecuted the cristians for celebrating jesus's really birthday May(i think 28th)

btw im Jewish and it fucking rules, im not gonna proslatize like cristians all im saying is that the Jewish religeon is more level headed than faith crazed cristians

[RebornZilla]

o thanks that cleared thing out for me

[gobberpooper]

Actually, they're not the same. The holy trinity is a bond between the 3 things, but they;re not the same. Ur thinking of Shiva Brahma and Vishnu has being 3 gods who actually represent one(psychologically schizophrenic)God.

The birth of Jesus is around March. Christmas was set to compete with Saturnalia, as the religious holiday in Rome. Christianity has many elements made to destroy other religions (the goat is evil, whereas in greek mythology it is good and helped Zeus)

[grandcracker1212]

fucking shut up circumcized piece of shit, at least i have my foreskin and please stop being so mean about christians becasue the biggest religion is christianity so you jews and muslims and buddhists and hinduists and shintoist and atheist assholes are outnumbered by us, so were most likely correct about our beliefs.

[yojoe1221]

ahahahaha!!!! this should be easy.

first of all, Islam is the largest religeon in the world followed by hindu THEN cristianity. second, since when has popularity determined the correctness of a religeon, i can say that a flying spagetti and meatball monster is god, and id be just as right as you are. and, lastly, if u took a good look at ur penis, which im sure is difficult since ur mastrabating all the time using ur tears as lubrecant, ull most likley see, ur circumsied too

[Username363636]

grandcracker: ur making fun of people cuz their circumcised? wow. u really are out of ideas. and btw, being circumcised has to proven to be healthier than not getting circumcised. and being the largest religion has nothing to do with being correct. if u rlly wanna hav a talk about which religion is right and all that blah blah blah, thats gunna go no where.

[sliganslogan]

CHRISTMAS RULEZ!!! But getting presents for 8 days must be cool.

[KiptheDip1307]

Christmas is so overcelebrated that people forget that the true Christian spiritual observance is Easter. Not only that, but the Christmas frenzy has spilled over to Hanukkah. Meanwhile, the more important Jewish holidays are ignored.

[MessiahsAngel]

Why is christmas hating on chanukah?

[mascot1063]

thats just how the video director interpreted it.

[dasenuff]

oh yeah,,,JESUS IS A JEW!

[RebornZilla]

But was betrayed by THE JEWS

[yojoe1221]

screw you you mel Gibson supporter. that anti semetic drunk should be locked in the deepest layer of hell and never allowed out, wait iam jewish, im not supposed to wish that on anyone. + i dont belive in hell. so, while he does deserve it, i take back what i said about the hell

[RebornZilla]

dude ive read what yove commented you are bitching on how jesus was crao the thing is i dont care im not gonna cuss you back or make you feel bad because its not the right thing to do for a chritian. But as you have demonstrated obviously its the jew thing to do.

[ThatGirlY0uL0ve]

that is true. But of course, all religions have done awful things, including Christianity.

[dasenuff]

when will people realize that quansa is NOT a real holiday but that it was started out of hatred towards the white man and christians.....what a joke !

[yojoe1221]

yeah, cristians suck, youve been enslaving, converting, and keeping down other peoples, their creative, and religeons donw since your creation. why would you want to celebrrate that. your whole theroy on religeon & what happend are seriously flawed

[dasenuff]

christmas; "i have attonement for sins, prophecy fullfilled,and a new ovenant of eternal salvationa and fellowship with God the father.....

chanuka....:???? well..ive got the law,and well ive got the law.

[yojoe1221]

wow idiot

jesus didnt aton for your sins

if u remained jewish u would aton for your yearly sins on yom kippur (this last saterday) cristians are so god damn ignorent and fool harty

[mascot1063]

why is it that everyone has to label every Christian as a whole? They automatically assume that Christians are ignorant and know nothing. Why do people keep making these damn assumptions.

[araeshkigal]

If you're going to stand on such an argument, it might improve your relationship with God if you at least manage to spell "atone" correctly (and maybe ask your Rabbi about all the *other* required rituals besides Yom Kippur for atonement and sin offerings).

[yojoe1221]

salvation from what. up till that we had an attonment Ceremony every year where we attoned for sins. even the biggest piece of shit couldnt do that many sins in a year. and he died for our sins? i wasnt born for another 2 thousend years about. he died for sins not already done???wtf? and why would god have a need for an hier or a mortal counter part?

[araeshkigal]

Dude email me so I can Flooz you 50 cents so you can call up a crisis line to whine to about why an apparently imaginary Jesus makes you feel so inscure.

[yojoe1221]

it dosent make me feel insecure

it pisses me off that people kill and proslitize on an ignorant basis

[sargientcupcake]

christmas IS GONNA FUCK HONAKA UP! no offense jewish population

[Viqilance]

Christmas owns end of argument

[TexTK]

you can make christmast looking so bad as long as you want,

its still better.

for me atleast

[aterminatorz]

Lol, be sure to watch the end of this video.

[mageyoulook]

Hahaha "celebrating the birth of youre saviour whoever he may be". Good stuff

[2007Antarctica]

Funny!!

[GakkiSai]

Chanukah is a back to school holiday. So saith the lord Black.

[UnHeardSilence]

'Chanukah' is ridiculously good looking.

what a babe.

[lilthor11]

happy Kwanzaa lol

[sushigal2007]

Great mac vs pc parody!

[Michaella81]

hahah, funny! My best friend knows this Christmas guy...

[zombienerdfilm]

"Christmas" is played by the multi-talented actor, Doug Chapman. He also plays "Z" in our short film "Zombie Nerd". Be sure to check it out!

[stylz1]

hahahaah not bad.