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  • hello i'm Italian and i wanted to know how can i find the lyrics of this song. thanks!

  • torquay not a very nice place for an holiday had a boat down here in the 80's very good back then now would'nt tell anyone to go there last time i went taken my son the the toilets in torquay and needles on the floor and someone in the toilet taking drugs sorry but never go back same really ...........

  • I live in Torquay..........

  • Im soooo confused sorry! dont yell at me because im not from England. What is the city named? because people are commenting Torquay, Torbay & Devon! do i dont know what there talking about...

  • Memories of devon

  • Torquay is a really nice looking place its just all the northerners coming down and wrecking it

  • for a start bitch torquay is our town....and atleast it aint no london look at the shit goin on on them streets girl u need to get nocked up and locked up HERE IT FOR TORQUAY....... thats what they sayyyyyyyyyyyy....

  • @supermum87

    Linsey is not from London and is a very talented young lady and does our town proud, ok SUPER MOTHER

  • @critch1901 look at what i said i said atleast torquay aint like london!!! didnt say she was from london... dont think she should be dissin our town!!! how does she do our town proud when she is slaggin it off!!! doin our town pround is standing our grounds and supporting in!!!! FACT

  • @supermum87 its a fucking joke, grow a sense of humour.

  • I think you need singing lessons and some gasses as the streets are spotless. I also think your an ungrateful bitch .if it wasn't for torquay you would never have had your puny start at trying to be famous

  • this song is REAL SHIT

  • I live in Babbacombe which is okay i suppose :) near wellswood :)

  • @jdbidder1 Full Of Old People

  • Anyone who is defending torquay needs tp get the fuck out of wellswood and see what the rest of it is like or just observe the antics people get up to on a saturday night.

  • @0opalio1o0

    I live in torre, dipshit

  • @andytothesky torre is full of crack heads

  • @andytothesky waaaaaaaaay gutted.

  • @EmmaBrowningJ Torquay is a town not a city

  • Heh i live there! Spot on!

  • the woman singing this is enough for me to move to the area she is a stunner.....

  • they make out torquay to be like the worse place ever, but tbh there are much worse places. and yes, some parts of torquay aren't that nice, but some of it is nice x

  • this song makes torquay sound really bad... but its not...

  • In all fairness, Torquay's really not that bad a place. Areas like Hele and Plainmoor take the public eye, leaving amazing places like Shiphay and Cockington unappreciated. Beaches like Meadfoot are good and rock walk (The blue boards in the background) are better than ever! If people saw this Torquay, they could see what it's really like.

  • @0Skeen yeah that is true, I live in Plainmoor and Shiphay and they are both really different,

  • Yeah some good things about torquay but more crap than good

  • You do reallise that there are good things about Torquay aswell ¬_¬

  • I live there. It's a good place in the summer but not when it's raining. But then, isn't every place in the United Kingdom boring and disgusting and dull when it's raining? Yeah a lot of people get drunk and can barely stand but then who between 17 and 20 doesn't? Yeah oh beach is disgusting, but then at least we got one! there are a lot of places in the United Kingdom that are right in the middle of the of the place. Oh and crime, it's funny how on Street Crime UK it's all up country eh?

  • i live in torquay and HATE IT!

  • torquay aint that bad:L?

  • @HeidiJayneTW yes... yes it is!!

  • I'm a 12 year old boy who lives in Torquay and trust me it's not that bad I mean load of tourists come here,

  • @Mario3ocp im a 13 year old girl that lives in torquay and im getting out as soon as i fucking can!

  • @ColorsInMyHair Hell Yes

  • saw her on tuesday in Newquay, cant wait to see her again

  • I feel so proud to be from just outside Torquay, not in the bloody shithole :p

  • I would (if I were in Torquay, (have you seen the girls there?))

  • I'm a local musician boy, except i call it Torbania! So, naturally I love this gal!

    Torquay for those that dont know is 1 of 3 towns that makes up Torbay.

    Torquay has an area called Hele which recently placed in the top 3 most deprived areas in the UK.

    Brixham is a fishing village that has a huge amount of Drugs pass through it every year.

    I live in Paignton, which has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the UK, and The UK has the highest rate in Europe!

    And we're a tourist destination?!

  • @moonsugar1

    I work in Hele Village.

  • @boybettaknowspecial unfortunate!

    

  • @Misssinger1992

    Indeed.

  • hi i'll put this on TeleMate.TV soon

    from an old homeboy

  • hi i'll put this on TeleMate.TV soon

  • This song is both heart rendering and enlightening.

    There is a solution for Torquay - you have to listen to - God Of This City - also on you tube!

  • Tbh Yeah Torquay May Have Those Problems With Drink, Riots, Drugs And Teenage Pregnancy's But So Does Everywhere?, I Live In Torquay Have Done My Life And Its Amazing Place

  • dont dis torquay is epic

  • Rather live in Torquay than Handsworth in Birmingham, and im from the mids.

  • she is right fit :)

  • thumbs up if you been locked up in torquay!

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  • LMFAAO! at at night you get locked up lets here it for torquay! lets not :L

  • YAY! i love this song x

  • Live near Torquay, it's a bit of a shit hole. Night life club goers think their in The Hills.

  • Torquay baby. <3

  • OMG, its offshore girl....im her groupie ;)

  • Brilliant!! Haha

    Very true too :P

  • i just wanna say that all the people, Local or otherwise that knock Torquay, Try living elsewhere and if you are not local, don't come back! Torquay has it's problems and is far from perfect but it is still one of the better places to live in the UK. When you live in a town you take all the really nice things about it for granted and some people make an issue of moaning about Torquay's problems however petty!

    The song is Great and Linsey is Wonderful and can out sing Alicia Keys anyday!

  • Torquay and proud!

  • i live in paignton, born in Torquay itself.

    this song sums up how s**t the place is!

  • Torbay biggest sh**hole in the southwest.

  • Sums Up Torquay Completely !! :D

  • thorght you were great when you performed at the torquay united FA cup match

  • has anyone got a link or anything for the torquay grime song from years ago

  • great stuff ive lived here for a while ,what a buzz

  • union street fella myself.

  • lol i live in torquay (shiphay ) and think this song is so funny and shes a great singer

  • full of scousers and seagulls

  • Torquay born and raised (Wellswood and Shiphay more specifically) being at Uni and away from home, seeing videos like this really make me happy. Thank you noddleit, great video, she's a fantastic singer, attractive, good lyrics and reminiscent photos. Thank you :D

  • i love torquay ! i went there this summer and the place is incredible.

  • Hi Guys, Thanks all for your great support of the song. Just to let you know the singer has released an original song on Itunes and all other download sites. The new song is called THAT SEX TEXTING SONG and is a great dance track and the first off her new album which will be released in the new year. 

  • nice tits shit voice

    

  • Torquay omg last went 3 weeks ago - cant believe my favourite chav club is gone :( brilliant song btw ;)

  • Love this ! Good old Torquay lol

  • XD I went there this week, so my friend gave me the link to this!

    Genius!

  • Hahahaha this song is brilliant! I think people just need to lighten up a bit ;) its all in good fun I'm sure (: inventive lyrics haha!

  • Torbay illuminati are rife at the planning department, Council, Councillors, Housing Standards, the works through & through. see this failed planning application that was A1 and should have passed with flying colours, but... the reptillian gimps blew it,

    see youtube.com/v/QBlfvkXuRDc?

  • type in torbay fire breather!!

  • big up torquay seen you around before

  • What a sad individual, do you really think that the town is responsible for the behaviour of fools who imbue 17 pints and 14 vodkas? Do you really think that the irresponsibility these sort of people is indicative to Torbay? Do you really honestly believe that this sort of thing only happens in Torquay? Do you fail to see that the name Torquay could have been replaced by numerative places, Brighton, Exeter, Plymouth, Cardiff, Aberdeen etc etc etc....

    You really need to get a life.

  • brill

  • i live in torquay it is really pretty but people have made it really bad this song is wrong she should make it about the people who live here and btw some people and areas in torquay are nice (posh to. im in the middle.)

  • who is this girl? so stunning/pretty

  • I moving from Margate to Torbay, seems you have the same problems we have, but i must say i love Torquay, you guys still have tourists which Margate lost out on years ago. Newton Abbot is pikey shit though

  • Lol, would have been funny if you went

    Torquay! concrete jungle where dreams arent made of

    Theres nothing you can do!

  • i love torquay... its the best night out ;D

  • Torquay is a northern place , I'd sometime like to visit as i rarely leave cornwall.

  • LOVE TORQUAY! I LIVE THERE!

  • Nice song and lovely voice, suits the lovely lady , liked it very much Lyndsey.Vincent and Sheila (Muses)

  • this song is soo true x :)

  • Im a plymuff buy thru nd thru no respect 4 da popo lovin it in plmton livin in to da max wiv my boys, in da back of da meat wagon. big fat shmoke in 1 hand and a fosters in the ova. lovin da fanny on weekend. Messy times ahead boyyys

  • U PROBZ LIVE IN PAIGNTON WOMAN

  • hey guys anyone seen the Newport video you should be having a go at them you guys did this first and this is so much better!!!

  • What a great song still cant stop listenig 2 it .So funny shame some people have no sense of humour isnt it.

  • slut

  • I Live in Torbay i love thee shops ;)

  • Brilliant - Well sung and funny as hell.

    Could say the same about Plymouth or pretty much anywhere around janner land!!

  • Haha, My Pugs from Torquay XD But the richer parts >.>

  • Excelent video and parody - well done ;O)

  • hehehehhe lol amazing

  • She is beautiful, & very talented. This song is brilliant, we have all been there. All Women can relate to these words, fabulous lyrics & stunning voice & pianist.

    LadyV is a star,

    Catherine x

  • @ leepodstar

    Actually it's Wales 1 - 2 England

    1 for coming up with the idea and 1 for not being welsh.

  • Wales 1 - 0 England......great voice!!!!

  • Shite hole!! Great song!!!! Love it!!!

  • @krismahon i live there in a nice area near town a corner shop and a cute little cafe and my bffl lives on mead road on of the most richest parts. liver mead is amazing and the houses are like the size of abbey school and the look really cool

  • artofwar

    PML

    She looks great on the piano , on the floor, bent over a wheelie bin etc .

    ' if I can claim it here I can claim it anywhere '

    Great line. All these versions are better than the original.

  • a bit boring compared to the Welsh one

  • Great song , love the uk pessimism. Is torquay a dump ? it looks it in the video. I'll never know as i'm never going there.

    Prefer this to the 'Newport' version as there's no rap and the singer looks less of a slag compared to the welsh one.

    ;-D

  • @stellaviolens Trust me mate, its a shit hole. As for the singer? She would do fucking anything for the price of a kebab and a dayrider on the bayline. Looks like her foundation was applied by the royal artillery.

  • @artorwar Oi, im from torbay mate and i don't appreciate you taking the piss out of the people who live here, sure there are some people who ruin this place but there are many others who actually care for this place, unlike you.

  • @stellaviolens torquay is nice that songs about the bad parts but it has loads of good parts to and the beach is really nice to shame about the weather

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  • Brilliant!

  • not funny. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

  • Amazing video, great parady. Lovely voice.

  • torquay is a shithole :L

  • @amylouisepaget shut up

  • torbay was good untill these commercial chian store pubs took over the town like weatherspoons. they suck and wipe out local bussinesses. they are the only ones who will survive. all the independent clubs and bars in torbay dont have a chance and last less than 12 months at the most.

  • Haha brilliant lie it

  • @ 2:28 i swear thats me

  • Excellent, well done. I hope the message at the end gets read as much as it should and i hope that message gets through to the audience it's directed at. If only one youngster reaps some benefit from it, it will be worthwhile.

    Pretty girl with a good voice too.

  • great video,well sung lovely voice, good work well done. from all the boys in the fabio crew

  • bangin tune. says it like it is. everywhere has similar problems, but torquay is supposed to be a "gorgeous holiday destination" this just tells of what its really like here in torquay. amazin voice too. a great paradoy of Empire State Of Mind. good job :) xx

  • well done babey grate job , and well done to the team that got it on here . lets hope three things come of this ,one the powers that be sit up and take notice of the frendly poke and make a lovely town even better , two noddleit gets more hits , and three some one looks at this and puts you where you need to be entertaing folk ,you have such a grate voice x x x x x x

  • oh my god this feckin hilarious, Im from torquay myself and I can actually completely agree XD

    Still though, some of my best memories and friends are there :)

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  • haha the song is quite true of the place but aside from all the chavs, druggies and drunks its quite charming.

  • i love torquay nothing to do wiv i live here

  • just a gd voice and jolly fit girl singing:D

  • Loool awsomeeee sooong its luuv it!!!!!!!!

  • spread the word ,and get a few million hits!!

  • Make a video with the lyric please? :)♥

  • @RickyJamesPengelly the lyrics are under the video where it says

    presents Torbados, a parody of Alicia Keys New York State of mind, telling the story of Seaside life in the UK.

    the lyrics are underneath that text. :)

  • i lived here my whole life and its the best

  • brilliant , love this song,well done guys.

  • Amazing lol i love it so much and it all is so true . Thank u x

  • lol this is so true about torquay, good place tho

  • Btw Torquay isnt a shit as plymouth and like ivybrigde i no that torre is crap but it really isnt that bad theres no fucking flee's on the streets and yes i agree with Live2Blade

  • omg who ever sung this is such a good singer they should go on liek xfactor or britans got talent shell get wow far do u no who sung it5 and i mform torquay

  • omg that is ginius x

  • This video has the crudsest audio and video quality i have ever seen, its nearly as shit as torquay itself, poo muncher

  • Amazing singing! Funny song :D

    Liked (:

  • Hi Guys, thank you all so much for you support in this video. As most of you know it was based on a blog from a user on our site noddleitdotcom so if any of you have any creative ideas, come and join the site. It's free and great for blogging absolutely anything. if it's a creative blog and you generate lots of hits and followers we might even try and turn it into film for you. Come and at least give us a try. What have you got to lose?

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  • Fun song and great voice. I`ve lived in various locations accross the Uk and now live in Torquay and can reassure the comment posters on here that the Devon people are very gentle and non threatening and the the coastlne is absolutely stunning. There needs to be much more investment in employment opportunities though

  • I blame all the chavs around here!

  • torquay is a nice place, its just the ppl here are dongs!

  • @cleric1888 torquey is a shit place

  • @TheOnlyGubby learn to spell the place you're trying to say is shit!

  • @TheOnlyGubby haha,, that may be so,, but we can spell...  where are you from.... skegness? blackpool? haha... give me the southern seaside and filthy birds any day..

  • @TheOnlyGubby shut up i live there

  • i love this its very funny,check uot our world cup song fabio it was written and recorded in paignton and the video was shot in harburton ford ,hope you like it

    lots of luck with the song,beanjuice

  • Well if this your first attempt then you should move from Torquay to Hollywood. Green screen or not - I love it - Well done.

  • fuckin quality haha

  • Nice Vid!

  • fuckin xlent !!!!!

  • this song is the best!! lol x

  • quality parody

  • lol brilliant. i live in torquay and yes it is a shithole, better than scummy newton though i guess lol..

  • This song and video should be used in schools and colleges . It may help stop all the teenage pregnancies and scrounging off the people that work hard for a living.

    No shame any more in getting 'Knocked up' !! Easy way out for lazy kids who don't want to work.

    Great voice and video by the way.

  • Oh you must have seen The IB Sisters parody called 'Folkestone State of Mind' created in March 2010 .................

  • @TheIBSisters Just a happy coincidence. G'luck with yours though.

  • haaaa thats awsome torquay is full of dirty slags

  • I like it but it makes Torquay sound really bad, it's not that bad :)

  • Love this - but I also love Torquay, Its my home and its beautiful, full of dirty skanks and chavs who are ruining it, but still - its beautiful.

  • @jadiemarieyoutub Same. I love my home here. I used to live in teaside, where there were absolutely no beaches, and aweful for robberies and other crimes. I'm glad we have a beach, so now we can go for a swim and have fun when its nice and hot. Shame for lack of snow when in teaside you could die without coats ect. but that was too much snow. But better yet, I love it here. I don't care about those friggin skanks who ruin it, im just happy to live here.

  • i rep tq2 no messin man brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

  • fkin amazin, i lv this song, and vid, it reli shows wot torquay is lyk, and fe most places have these problems, but torquay shouldnt b this bad, cause it is supposed to be a nyc holiday destination nt a crappy litlle place where we have the highest teenage pregnancy rate. amazing lyrics and video. love it x

  • Sooooo Funny. Love it haha...

  • man check out my channel I hope to be a young talent from torquay and make enough to get out of here