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  • thats funny shit

  • Why is George so kick ass?

  • 1:35 "all this sexual talk is making me hot" LOOOOOL

  • Great video.

    Ray

    Rise Against Rattlesnake Roundups

  • if i had my own clown i would make him make money for me

  • I live in NM. Ima catch some NM whiptail lizards :D

  • if i had a clone i would probably fight myself and see if i beat myself just for bragging rights

  • chickens actually do the same thing

  • if i had a clone....well lets just say things would probably not turn out well

  • ok! it was funny AND GAYYYYY!!!

    

  • OMG! NOW WE ALL KNOW HOW MARIA GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS :O!!!

  • Is there an advantage of getting a male or female?

  • Creepiest episode ever. And I think Kel is actually becoming really good in front of the camera. Did he used to do theater? Hockey + theater... not seeing how that would work out in highschool...

  • same for me kel i dont whant a clone

  • Hey Brian I have a con snake and I am wondering would it be alright as a big tub with a cover for a enclosure. How big should it be if you can use it? And what types should I use?

  • hey guys i was wondering whats going on with the web page you never have anything avalible. i always check but you only have like one snake on there.

  • i would use my clone to work, in the mean time i'd continue college.

  • i would date two girls at one time cause they always find out but hey who needs all that nagging

  • Lesbain Lisards!!!!!!!!!!

  • I would make him get a job so that way i can make double the money i do now and i get to retire early. i would also make him listen to all my girls problems so i dont have to and then ill just jump in the sack with her later. perfect life

  • if i had a clone that was exactly like me, it would bring forth the apocalypse, too much awsome for this puny planet

    Muhahahahaha

  • I wouldn't want a clone of me either..... that would just be trouble....... If my clone had the same attitude as me... we'd all be fucked

  • I say we all pitch in and buy Kel a new Team Canada hat. I mean common lol! That hat is just nasty and it looks like there is a green fungus growing on it.

  • if i had a clone id make it smart and have it do all my test. alsoooo i would make videos with it and hve it do all my chores

  • By the way take a look at this litle gecko - Lepidodactylus lugubris

    very sweet litle gecko, and its a ''virgin breeder'' dont know what else to call it.

    breeds with out any partner at all.

    - a question, do you have any A. domeril boas? if so, i would love to see them.

    thanks for all the vid's

  • @WorkOnWellness

    - If an animal (or Human) is "het" it means that it caries the genes of the morph, but its not shown.

    Fx. If you have a normal and albino Python regius (Ball python), and breed them, a % of the babys are het albino.

    Then if you breed a het albino with anohter het albino, a % of the babys will be albinos, couse they both caries the genes.

    And then theres ressive - dominating and co-dominating genes.

  • If i had a clone Denmark would be doomed.

    Couse if i was able to repedruce twice as fast, the whole contry would be full of reptile donks, All lazy with bad humor.

  • school! hw!

  • if I had a clone, he would fuck Tiger Woods for a potatoe chip.....

  • My clone would clean my house!

    In snake terms what does "het" mean??

    Rayvin

    Newbie snake owner.

  • @WorkOnWellness het meas that the snake isnt that morph but a family member of it is, so it is in its genes.. iim pretty sure....

  • if i had a clone i would use it as a slave and make it cook my food

  • if i had a clone i would have to worry about gettin close to the untame snakes coz i wouldn get hurt

  • I would make my clone get a job, buy a house, and breed ball pythons, so that I can have twice the amount of snakes with only half the amount of work...

  • Hey Brian,

    I've heard of people doing artificial insemination with pythons. I don't know of anyone who has done it though. Maybe you could do a featured topic on this or a fact or fiction.

    Corey.

  • make it do my homework and get a job so i can do nothing all day that would be great

  • If I had a clone, I'd have a three-way with some chick who was into three-ways with identical twins. I'd call for the mouth and the clone can chose whatever orifice he wants. We'd do her all night long and then invite her friends over and we'd do them all night long. Then, we'd jump into an MMA ring and go against Fedor and GSP in the first-ever MMA tag team match. We'll make Fedor tap out within the first half minute. Then my clone and I will kill a grizzly bear with our *pun* bare hands.

  • Ignore this stalker, he's from a game called quake 3. Check out Larry admin youtube account. Dixoft remix is his other name he goes by. He has many stalker friends.

  • if i had a clone i would let it do my homework. If there is work to do i would let it go to work with the same mind like me.  If it gets crappy i would 2 off the lights 2 times and hit it in the nuts. Oh yea protect your nuts.

  • Well, if i had a clone... hmm, im very conceited, and if there was another one of me.. well alone time might be awkward.

  • If I had a clone I would enjoy it for the first few days, but then kill it before it stole my friends and everything else. However I would use it in the first few days to go to school while I went out shopping. That's the only advantage.

    But Kel, what would YOU do?

  • I'd feed my clone to a large retic just cause I would like to see him get pwned.

  • I`d get my clone to do things im just too lazy to do.

  • so is it true about rabbits have a "red mite" paracite i ve been told you have to freeze em before you feed them to the snake

  • kel's awesome :)

  • i'd get my clone to get a job then i wouldn't have to do anything all day

  • I always want to add to my collection with out neglecting or cutting corners with the care of my snakes. So the first thing i would do if i had a clone is double up on the collection.that way i can still...or should i say we can still give proper care to our snakes.

  • I think it would be fun to have a person just like me at my house, i guess i could play videogames or something like that with (he/she/it?)

  • I would teach my clone to feed my firebelly toads so I could feed my toads and my leopard gecko 2x as fast!

  • i would get rid of my clone...give it a pair of cement shoes...i would not like having someone just like me around...only because i like being different then most people. i like being original...two of me would not be so original. plus i wouldnt want ppl confusing me with another girl that looks and acts just like me. i dunno the whole thing is wierd. good thing im not a twin!

  • Great episode guys I would love to see one on double headed reptiles, thanks!

  • I would probably use my clone to get hand jobs. It isn't weird because technically it would be masturbating, but it would feel like a hand job. Win win!

  • If I had a clone I would actually have someone around that loves reptiles as much as I do. it would be very interesting to see someone just like me, but I would probably get sick of it and have him go else where and stay away from me.

  • If I had a clone that was exactly like me, then I would have the most awesome friend and the perfect work colleague . Could do all kinds of cool things, would also be the only "person" I could have a threesome with =P

  • Not parthenogenesis but my tri color hognose male died in March of this year. Why? I don't know.

    It was the only male tri color I had. Yet my 3 females continued to lay viable eggs, that ALL went on to hatch, in April, May, June, and July!

    A show on how long snakes can store sperm would be great.

  • on kels question of the week

    i would like it because i could get more work done and finish it and just chill out and work on my car all the time npw that's the life later

  • chewy always talks like hes eating something.....WTF!!!!

  • I love how they make Brian say things that he would probably never acccctually say to his staff....haha =)

  • Kels Question of the week-

    I'd probably make my clone have sex so I get 2 actions... LMAO! jking... I'd probably kill it..

  • MAN! Now we know what happened with Marie when she got Jesus....

  • i'm not sure i'd want a clone, because he'd think like me but not have the life experience. and thus, there would be hundreds of me taking over the country, and then the world. now you ask why haven't i done this? too lazy, too much work.

  • I don't want a clone because then it could steal my identity and kill people and I would have to go to jail for it :( And they couldn't do DNA testing to prove I was innocent because we have the same DNA.

  • If I had a clone, I'd develop a circus act with her and join a traveling show. We just couldn't stay in the same house together too long because we'd both be trying to hog the computer.

  • I don't want to clone myself but I would want a clone of my wife so we can have more fun ,,, know what im sayin ...hehe XXX lol

  • yeah i would kill my clone but, it would be an accident like i nonpurposly knock him of a cliff so they dont charge me with murdering myself.

  • This question just reminds me of the movie Multiplicity and the thought that "each clone is only half as 'sharp' as the previous". This would scare me away from cloning because of the retarded things I know I do on a regular basis WITHOUT a clone!

  • Are you kidding?! My clone would be my training partner! Who better to make me better but... me! Plus he'd get a job so i could stay at home. ;D

    Btw very strategic vid to make this a response to lol

    ;Phas

  • If I had a clone...I'd probably kill it, too. Especially if my clone is EXACTLY like me because I'm EXACTLY like me dad and I can't stand him. Yeah..I'd most likely kill it within 24 hours. Haha.

  • i would use my clone to go to school, work, etc. then i would make it be my servant and make me food.

  • i would table top people with my extra clone. and we'll have better pranks to pull in class!!!

  • Front: Pathenogenesis is not gay!

    Back: It's just masturbation!

    *Prints slogan on t-shirt, hands one to Chewy for next episode!*

  • i would enjoy killing my self...

  • if i had a clone i would send him to school so i could sleep all day lol

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  • Gigity

  • If I had a clone, well, that would just make handling bigger and/or more aggressive snakes just that much easier! Also, if I had a clone, of course I would have to look into world domination. ;]

  • If i had a clone id just sent him to college and make him do my work so i could spend more time with my reptiles. I could also make him get an extra job so i could get more reptiles. REPTILES REPTILES REPTILES!

  • An actual clone would be like having a younger twin sibling. Identical twins are clones. I suppose it might be fun to raise a child with your genetics and see how different they turn out from the way you did.

  • ...I can't really decide...

    Perhaps...Have it do it all the other things I need it to do when I'm doing my homework...?

  • hey guys, nice show as always!!!!!!

    Brian how is Jade going on college???

    an sugestion, could u guys subittle the vids??? I have much friends that dont speack english so good, I mean subittletes can help them and lots of the watchers...

    you are amazing....tks for all the shows, keep it going....bye guys

  • I have to agree with you on that one. I wouldn't really want a clone. If I had one, I would be so fat and lazy... Plus, I would probly end up jumping myself cause I piss myself off sometimes (;

  • hay snake bytes my female ball python has tummy rot have your snakes ever had that and if they did how did you cure it because im useing mouth wash anteseptic

  • awesome show, u r realy very creative :-D

  • If I had a clone I think it would be kind of cool for a while..I could get my work done more quickly, and I could go to more conventions and also be at work at the same time. But I think eventually I would get tired of myself because I can have an attitude sometimes and I even tend to annoy myself. lol...Well keep up the great work guys :)

  • If I had a clone (and, with all the inbreedin' my family did, its entirely possible), I'd make him stay home and listen to the spouse bitch while I went out for pizza and beer! WOO HOO

  • holy crap that little segment of the clone gaining control in the bathroom and goin all psycho demented was a trip

    dont go smokin that kind and watch this,

    daamn

  • i heard a rumor that blowing into the mouth of a snake latche don to you will make them let go. not blowing hard htough even just enough to tickle them or osmething

  • funny vid lol

  • I would send him to work.

  • i have a clone.......he is a douche bag.

  • I would have him blow me

  • wow

  • fag

  • fag how am i a fag all i said was wow

  • me i would hate to have a clone of me...to many bad things would happen.....i might kill it.....hey i hope you guys have California Kingsnake-Albino Banana in a couple of weeks so i can get one for my girlfriend

  • thats pretty crazy stuff! great show guy's!

  • Hey Dr Chewys back!!! I'm with Kel, I wouldnt want a clone. There be too many issues with my clone wanting time with what is logically 'our' girlfriend. ~cringe~

  • If I had a clone i'd either end up having a hella good friend, or a dead clone.

  • glad to see Dr. Chewy back in action and partheogenesis is so cool i never knew it occurred in reptiles. If i had a clone i would send it to do my schoolwork while i went to work and rake in the cash. lol

  • If I had a clone I'd probably end up making it a living crash test dummy . Maybe even have it do stunts of some sort. Entertainment purposes only. That way I could sit back and say there's no way I'm doing that again.

  • if i had a clone i would sell it to science and make some big cash. that i would put toward my reptiles.

  • Well if i had a clone i would send him to school instead of me, then when ever i got into trouble i would send him to get yelled at, and finally i would send my clone to work while i sit back and soak up the dough!!

  • is i had a clone i would send him to school and i would stay home but i think it would be hard to hide him

  • I'd clone that clone and that clone would clone itself and that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itself and that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone would clone itselfand that clone

  • I'd Have my clone go to school for me so i can stay home and play with my lizards more and play Modern Warfare 2 more

  • If i had a clone, i`d bring him every where with me. So in that case if i get mad i can punch him in the face.

  • It's awesome that Dr. Chewy is back. I missed him. By the way, I'm sorry about george. Hopefully Dorthy will be a better worker. lol. just joking george.

  • If I had a clone, I would make him do all my homework so I would have more time for my snake hobby.

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  • cool

  • lol...you guys are seriously disturbed

  • If i had a clone i would take him base jumping with me...with a catch...no parachute baby :)

    P.S. Lately i have been hearing about a super cinnamon with white stripes down their back. Can you check this out. I have also heard that many more snakes are starting to show kinks in their backs.

  • pathenogenesis snakes are virgin maries

  • if i had a clone ...i'd sit all day talkin bout our favourite music and jam on guitar with eachother ...in school it would be funny to confuse the hell outta teachers and my mates ...i could do twice as much textin in a day and do loads of my art work ... and i'd finsh off the day with arm wrestles with myself or just play playstation against myself

  • lol, wb dr chew

  • For about 3 months last year, parthenogenesis was my white whale of sorts. I found 2 indo-pacific house geckos (an entirely parthenogenic species) outside my house. I cuaght one, and sure enough about a month later it layed eggs. Then about a month after that she layed agian, but without that 2nd female (my theory) only one of the eggs was fertile, but died during incubation... Sortly after that, unfortunetly the female, and her babies all died, and I havnt gotten any more sense. But its amazing

  • gahh im so mad i missed the white planes show i really wanted to meet u guys! nice vid

  • I would probably use my clone to get twice as many reptiles and be able to easily take care of them. But also use him to do things like my homework and chores.

  • a clone will make school much more easier. each clone concentrate on one class

  • i would make my clone do all my chores and go to school for me.basicly make my life 10 times easier. also i would make him be come a docter and give all the money to me

  • If i had a clone i would chill with him all the team. I'd throw the ol' pigskin with him on the street and play basketball 1 on 1. And, since I play baseball, I'd make him be a catcher (since i'm a pitcher) and so i could throw pitches to him all day.

  • I would have my clone track down all my old enemies and make them disapear. Meanwhile I would maintain a wide public view of myself so I could never be blamed for it. You can't be in two places at once. On a serious note, we are getting closer to that technology, its called tissue engineering, crazy stuff.

  • i'm a twin so i don't need a clone

  • I'd make my Clone take care of my T. Blondi Golith bird eater tarantula hes well evil and my T. gigas orange tree spider fast as hell lol

  • Im a tarantula guy but these is a good show

  • If I had a clone I could be twice as helpful at my animal shelter. I would be able to walk dogs and help with the cats! it would be awesome to have a clone!

  • I would do anying I want to do with my clone

  • Hahaha great! Well if i had a clone, i'd surely deepfreeze him and then i'd live my life to the max. so if anything goes wrong then i'd have ready made transplants! Ain't that awesome??

  • A clone huh? well thats not gonna happen! only enough room for one BLIX in this world and its me!

  • if i had a clone id get him in great shape, buy him expensive clothes and tell him to go to all the clubs and bars getting as many numbers and dates as he could....then when he came home id kill him and reap the benefits. its not illegal to kill yourself.

  • im not really a fan of dr.chewy, because he screws up telling the information to be fun or something, i dont actually get the science he is trying to get across

  • If I had a clone, I'd get him to hold the camera when I'm trying to get some good shots while I'm herping. Seriously, I have a shot in mind and it almost never turns out the way I want. Too much zoom, etc... Can get annoying when it comes to editing.

    Great vids, keep em going!

  • i wouldnt want 1 clone i want 10 billion clones, so i can take over the world and re build it in my image

  • if i had a clone id make him convince my mom to buy a ball python from u guys and then feed him to a reticulated python somewhere

  • If I had a clone ( and it better be as smart or smarter than me ) then I would send it to school while I'll stay home :) School is torture.

    Great show you guys! Finally a Science with Dr. Chewy! :D

  • do onions stop snakes from biting? i was told that

  • If i had a clone with my exact tastes in movies, i'd make him watch all the current blockbusters and reccomend me the best ones, i'd never have to waste a few hours on watching a "dud" film again :D

  • If i had a clone i would make it do all more chores and go to school then i would make it clone itself like 5000000 times so i could have world domination!

  • If I had a clone, I would have it do my chores, my homework, and pretty much everything else I don't really like doing. Another great video SnakeBytes Crew. Keep them coming!!

  • Hey Brian,

    Awsome show! It was great to see Dr. Chewy again! Gotta just get him bitten a few more times, and it'll be just like old times! LMFAO!

    -Jeremy T.

    Owner of J and D Reptiles

  • If i had a clone i would get it to do all of the things that i dislike having to do myself (i.e. cooking; cleaning; etc.). Another great vid, thanks Brian and Kel (the masterminds) and the rest of the crew

  • if i had a clone i would tell him to go to school for me and ill stay back at home or ill tell him to keep cloning him self and i will take over the world!!!!!!!!!

  • If you say that you would want your clone to go to school instead of you, then you would be stupid while your clone is smart. lol

  • great video as always, hey dr. chewy should spit that gum out when addressing the medical community lol.

  • I already have an identical twin brother and its suck walking around and having to be asked the same question every day "are you guys twins" but we lie n say we're cousins tht look alike. i wouldn't want a clone i already get in loads of trouble wit my twin.

  • if i had a clone i would use it do deal w/ mean snakes

  • awesome vid guys! :D

  • my clone would go to school and i'd stay home and watch snakebytestv :D lol

  • i would make my clone go to school and do all my work for me and i would get all the credit!!!

  • if i had a clone i would make him go to school for me while i work with snakes, lizards, etc. ah what a life that would be.

  • at the moment my friend is trying to clone himself just how kel said to

  • i whold gang up on oj simon and chist brown his ass

  • If I had my own clone, I'd tell it not to make the same mistakes I did in life.

  • But would it listen???? Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • I would make my clone do my homework, but if it is anything like me, it would be to stubborn to do it anyway. So I have to agree with Kel, We'd probaly kill each other.

  • haha, yeah that is how my son would be.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • simple, if i had a clone i'd make him go deal with all the crappy parts of my day (like college chemistry) and then spend my time keeping up with my snakes and getting them bred! And don't be upset Brian, if you had asexual snakes it would take the joy of hatching out your hard work so much less exciting!

  • I totally agree with you, I was switching males around last night and it really is exciting to see what was breeding. I would miss it a lot! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • investigate chewy... lol

  • I would hate a Clone. Already in society every one is trying to be the same, even those who say they are "different" are pretty much the same. So a clone is just going to make things worse!

  • I can see your point. Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • I wouldn't have a clone. We don't need another "me" in the world. One is bad enough.

  • Sounds that way, haha Brian(Sbtv)

  • I would definitely NOT clone myself. He could fall in love with MY girlfriend, obviously my girlfriend wouldn't care because in fact she is in love with the same person.

    I would have a hard time dealing with ''myself''

  • That could be a problem:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • Well first of all, clones wouldn't be the same age as you because they have to be born first. Right now I'm 15 and before nine months comes I will be 16 so I would be 16 years older thna my clone. Yeah we look the same and have the same DNA but our personalities are different. You never know, you could have a clone and not even know it.

  • You have a point, but for this topic we are pretending it would be just like you. Thanks for watching, Brian(SBtv)

  • Oh haha well then, no I don't want a clone because I want to be my own unique person.

  • If I had a clone I was use him for some pretty kinky menage a trois.

  • hmm...might make it difficult to combine morphs?? ;o)

  • If you kill your clone, which is essentially you, is that murder or suicide?

  • Its murder... no shit

  • I think both?? Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • i would definately clone myself twice so that i could have one of me at home with my daughter while the other played hockey with me at the rink.

  • Yeah, maybe a whole team of you?? That would be sweet! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • if i could have a few clones id make a band, like nine inch nails or iron maiden

  • Nice! I like the way you think! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • Chewy, Would Be One Creepy Gynecologist,Great Video Guys Again

    ~Gerry

  • Come on?? He would be great at it.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

  • If I had a clone I would be happy because I like myself I make for great conversation ... Hey Kel if you could not stand your clone imagine how everyone else feels about you...

  • Haha, very good point! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)