Brett Keane tells the truth about himself

[stephjuhler999]

Hilarious!

[CorruptedPersona]

"I'm the first youtuber to drown in hos own fucking gravy"

For some reason I'm not at all surprised.

[TimeFlux88]

"They want me to wash my balls." xD

[CyborgAtheist]

still watching it and it still funny

[jesustouchedmykids]

this is fucking pathetic

[barkyindustries]

MAHAHAHHAHAHA.

OH GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH!

LOL, oh god this is funny!

[DanMichaelSoul]

haha brett as a prostitute

[zombeepictureshow]

Priceless.

[ScissorHand26]

I was sure this was real for a while through the video. Really good editing.

[neversurdender]

lmao

[KrettBeane]

lmao



[Eaglesfaninca]

Jezuzfreek777 is now ebegging for Brett Keane. Go to his Channel and check it out. He is actually linking to Brett's Amazon wishlist. He made a whole video asking people to buy gifts for the Keanes.

Coughlan, this would be a great addition to TheDramaPimps Channel.

[ScissorHand26]

@Eaglesfaninca

Why is Jezuzfreek777 falling for this? That's pretty fucking gullible, wow.

[arsenelupin123]

Man his voice is so monotous that this actually sounds real.

[TheRulezzzzzz]

Brett couldn't say that about himself. Good editing though! Haters....

[grungeface87]

"I have accumulated many, many sores on my pole" - genius!

[laflugantabastardo]

This is absolutely beautiful. Well done, creator of this video. Well done.

[DanMichaelSoul]

i pissed myself laughing!

[LZZslj]

i hate him

[Eaglesfaninca]

Brett Keane just deleted his twitter as well.

[TheAmazinglmbeciIe]

i think i should donate my channel name to brett... what do you think?

[Eaglesfaninca]

You should see his interview with Jdubs on his new channel 'BrettKeaneBlog' and read the accompanying blog in the description. It is beyond fucking hilarious!

Someone asked if he was a theist again in the comments, to which he replied "I don't know yet."

Just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier in the world of Brett Keane...

[Coughlan616]

@Eaglesfaninca atheists are giving him shit so now he's like "YOU'RE ALL NAZI MEAN FACES"

[Eaglesfaninca]

@Coughlan616 You have to see his new video "Atheists don't believe in free speech" on his thestallion76 channel. I think he is close to crying halfway threw it, you can hear it in his voice when he claims Atheists don't know love. He also claims he is not an atheist anymore.

You'll love it if you haven't seen it already.

[EmoBrettKeane]

@Eaglesfaninca he just closed all his account... he mad... he makes a video titled atheists abuse children... the fuck did he expect?!....

[Eaglesfaninca]

@Coughlan616 I think he just closed his thestallion76 channel. He's losing his mind. Well...  More than he already has.

[Eaglesfaninca]

@Coughlan616 Nevermind. I think he just closed ALL of his Channels. His brettkeanedotcom, thestallion76 and brettkeaneblog are all closed. Just now! He also closed his new blogspot.

Thought you'd like to know.

[KevinSolway]

While funny, this video makes use of logical fallacy as its primary tool. It is a shame that atheists feel the need to stoop to these depths. Bad consequences are guaranteed.

[Coughlan616]

@KevinSolway It makes use of no fallacy at all, it is merely ridiculing a deserving figure of ridicule. This isnt an argument, its just taking the piss.

[KevinSolway]

@Coughlan616 Strictly speaking, making a person say things that they didn't really say, in order to present them in a bad light, is the straw-man fallacy. Sorry to be a stickler. Perhaps I'll never make a comedian!

[KevinSolway]

(More). To clarify. Imagine a person who sets out to destroy the reputation of another person merely by insulting them and making them look foolish through the use of every logical fallacy in the book. They can *claim* that they are not making an argument, and that they are therefore not using any fallacies, yet what they are doing has the impact of an argument on their audience. That is, in the minds of the audience - sub-consciously perhaps - an argument has been presented.

[SlapPopStacy]

I almost thought this was real until the slightly sloppy "they want me to wash my / balls" cut.

[Nagneto]

This channel back up? Sweet.

[commanderkruge]

Sweet. :)

[theinnerbadger]

Whoever chopped up the audio is a better speaker of English than Brett Keane is.

[theinnerbadger]

@theinnerbadger Also, LOL

[fruitikay]

XD

[nicanicabad]

first time EVAR he has told the truth!

[Sexualwendigo]

Lolocaust!

[ChristopherMac300311]

"My name is Blubber Queen!" That is so epic!

[959chris]

fuck me thats bloody brilliant

[zabukazar]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA! I'll leave a real comment when I'm done laughing. (That might take a while.) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

[Solidus1086]

Epic! This need to be mirrored 9001 times before Blubber Queen flags it.

[PrecambrianLullaby]

kk i hate this topic... "you both make a lovely couple" and all that cynical shit aside... this was art!!! pure and simple art, ty for at least making a keane video that's entertaining. i get that you two have some kind of 'thing', whatever... you do what you do, he do what he do, and no one is twisting my arm to watch the shit. i usually don't. but this is good. lulz b had by all!

[Eaglesfaninca]

It's good but you forgot to "edit his clips to make his head look like it's floatin around doin all kinds a silly shit..."

[IEatGods666]

Now if you could just have him say something sexually suggestive so I can finish *fap fap fap*

[Matchfyre1]

"my names blubber queen"..ROFLMAO!

[EvilnessAkaDani]

hahaha oh this is so fucking funny Lmao

[ravenslaves]

it's times like these that you just can't hit the like button enough.

[sassuhfrass93]

....what the actual fuck.

[EmotionalBrettKeane]

well seems my sheriffbrettkeane account was finally suspended :(...

[SiriusMined]

:-)

[geometrololi]

Many lulz where had here.

[wybo2]

I will download this before it will be taken down, and this will

[IEatGods666]

You bunch of Liberal douches chased Brett Keane [a good honest man] from the Internets, or well nearly....

[lulzcoaster]

@IEatGods666 Good, hopefully this "good honest man" leaves youtube forever.

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666 Good? Honest? You talking about the same Brett Keene that beats his wife and lies about finances so he can beg for money?

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 "Good? Honest? You talking about the same Brett Keene that beats his wife and lies about finances so he can beg for money?" Those are just stories his liberal douchebag haters made up.

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666 Do a little digging and you'll find that it's all quite true, Derpy. Now, why don't you stop sucking Brett's dirty unwashed genitalia and wake up, chlid.

[unhappy4life9]

@aestevalis0 "Liberals are Nazis, and Nazis are liberals. And if you don't agree with me, you're a Nazi too."

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666 And the irony inherent in your comments is simply off the charts. On your channel page, you state, and I quote: "I makes life more difficult for false flaggers asshole trolls [trolls with no sense of decency or humor]." Yet here you are, defending Brett Keane, the biggest false-flagger asshole troll with no sense of humor of them all.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 You just don't get Brett! he's Awesome!

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666  You MUST be trolling.

[unhappy4life9]

@aestevalis0 Me or him? I'm trolling. GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE!!!

[aestevalis0]

@unhappy4life9  Was my comment a reply to you? No.

[unhappy4life9]

@aestevalis0 I'm heart broken.

[aestevalis0]

@unhappy4life9 Sorry.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 "You MUST be trolling." Oh, classic troll comment!

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666 Go fuck yourself, poser goth pussy wanna-be Satanist.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis 0h, I will, you ass gaping cross dressing hermaphrodite trying to be cool at the Breeders concert.

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666

Breeders. Pfft. The fact that you even remember that band confirms my suspicions. I prefer Brujeria and Cannibal Corpse to that faggy ass shit that you listen to. Go cut yourself and cry some more, child.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 By fuck! Those fucking pot smoking hippie castrati!!?? A pail and pathetic shadow of Napalm Death. What the fuk are we doing here? comparing favorite bands? What are you trying to make friends? Fuck your neediness makes me sick!

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666

Napalm Death? Ha! Fucking Creed could kick their pansy asses. They sound like every other wanna-be poser metal band around. Reminds me of Korn. Brujeria would sodomize them to death with an RPG (seeing as how they're Zapatistas) and then Cannibal Corpse would fuck the remains. As for neediness... I don't see you not replying to me.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 "Napalm Death? Ha! Fucking Creed could kick their pansy asses. They sound like every other wanna-be poser metal band around." *Squints* Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid. Anyone else want this troll bait? Having Creed and Napalm in the same comment is just sacrilege, but it does have good bait potential.

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666

 Whatever, child. Just go on back to practicing what you believe to be Satanism and the puerile screamo you consider good music.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 Yeah, great I'll think of you next time I hear Creed rip off a band that has talent.

[aestevalis0]

@IEatGods666 I never said Creed was good or that I liked them. Just that they could kick Napalm Death's pansy asses. Go back to school and bone up on reading comprehension, child.

[IEatGods666]

@aestevalis0 "I never said Creed was good or that I liked them." I never said you liked Creed, and to quote a famous smegma encrusted douche nozzle, "Go back to school and bone up on reading comprehension, child."

[neversurdender]

Fucking epic!

[htomerif]

Thats fucking great, and just what manbearpig deserves.

Unfortunately, countdown to flagging in 5.. 4... 3... 2...

[aestevalis0]

@htomerif

That's an insult to Manbearpigs everywhere.

[scottpastry]

classic :)



[Texemosis]

lololol that's some pretty good editing right there.

[Brascofarian]

LOL!!!

[moonlightkisu]

... lol, "my name is blubber queen"

[brokensoul70]

Will this end up as evidence for Brett Keane's cyber bully page?

[NicotineAndSilence]

I'm taking bets on how long this video will stay up.

[Lawlessuk]

I bet that took fooking ages to put together.

Hats off to that dude.

[IzzySpeaks]

Had to come back to listen again

[download333]

The best part is that he speaks in such a monotone that you can barely hear the cuts between audio clips.

[Danmill23]

He does have a lot of "charrazma", you have to admit.

[Bigpussycat5]

i dont see a good reason to waste you time putting this together when brett naturally provides so much BS on his own to mock him over.

[corvardus]

Wonder what it would take to erase Brett from the space-time continuum.

[aestevalis0]

@corvardus Divide him by zero? Can you divide zero by zero?

[emptywithoutbrain]

Nicely done!!!

[100PercentGreen]

There you go Brett, be honest with yourself!

[HorizonNinja]

W.I.N.

[dangerouslytalented]

We have the motherlode of truth.

[reepityou]

HAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA, HAAAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAABWAAAHAHAHA­AAHAAA

This is gold! Ripped for safe keeping.

[DackIsBack]

I downloaded a copy of this too...

So, if Brett does do something STUPID, there will be more than one copy of this floating around.

[DackIsBack]

I ardently anticipate the defamation LOLsuit...

[PSNBloodraid]

Brett actually looks mildly interesting in that picture.

[DackIsBack]

Fucking LOL....

[HeavyTrafficAhead]

'court evidence' surely! ^_^

[johncrwarner]

Good edit job - LOL

[JimmyMacJones]

This is bullying. 

[AriFeannor]

@JimmyMacJones I love it

[TommyWylie]

This is sa-a ad.

[CrypticMantisTX55]

I still don't understand why Brett Keane is relevant or important. Is he like VenomFangX where you can't really understand unless you were there?

[AisuSeijin]

Pretty much. It's like one of those ongoing soap operas. If you start watching at some middle point you're like "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" But if you know the whole history you're like, "Wow, this is just. something."

But long story short he's a hypocrite who thinks everyone's trolling him who constantly begs for money pretending his house is going to be auctioned every Saturday, while saying he's morally right about everything while DMCAing people, while at the same time plagiarizing songs and poems.

[TheOats]

That. Was. Great!

[brokensoul70]

Brett Keane and Jdubs do not approve of this video.

[KCKatheist]

Marvelous editing! Laughter ensued, and this post was thoroughly enjoyed!

[darkdawg100]

Immature? Yup

Hilarious? Hell yeah

[dronespace]

hahaha

[HelloPhixy]

@theticketybooboo Hey, don't take this the wrong way but many comments I've seen from you seems to be you taking some things way too seriously. I don't mean this as anything personaly, maybe that you just relax a bit and realize that not everything is meant as something that is worth taking seriously :)

[richieblackhearted]

@HelloPhixy Ignore her. She is doing what she always does. Being oblivious to the obvious, taking things way too seriously and out of context simply in order to start a fight. Now watch her have a pop at me for saying that.

[HelloPhixy]

@richieblackhearted Well I don't know.. I think I saw one video of her and on maybe another channel. The channel names are very much alike anyway. I enjoyed that video and I used to be one of those people that always took things that affected me way too seriously and went into an all caps rage and I find things alot more enjoyable when i stopped doing that.

[richieblackhearted]

@HelloPhixy Up until fairly recently I have only watched one of her videos. It was a whiny ill-thought out rant about other peoples hypocrisy. Over the last couple of days I have watched a few more. Again whiney and ill-thought out. This included an over 10 minute long ramble about the contents of a video she hadn't watched yet. She also took the term "I feel sorry for your kids" (being that she is a depressing, depressive waste of skin) to mean "you are a bad parent". (cont)

[richieblackhearted]

@HelloPhixy It is also funny that she subscribes to the antinatalist standard AFTER she has had a child. Now, this can be taken in one of three ways: 1, She has already given up on raising her kid on the basis that her kid is going to have a shitty life either way (doubtful). 2. She is simply jumping on a bandwagon (possible), and 3. She has had her bonfire, but she wants to piss on everyone else's (most likely).

She is a valley-talking drama queen of the highest level!

[HelloPhixy]

@richieblackhearted I don't know anything about her so I can't really say if what you're saying is true or not. But I don't know. Arguments with people can do shit to you and the way you act towards others.

[richieblackhearted]

@HelloPhixy I have never argued with her, nor do I wish to. I just keep a finger on the pulse, as it were. Pretty difficult to miss when she leaves comments such as the one she left here on almost every video and twitters like a budgie with C4 up its arse.

[HelloPhixy]

@richieblackhearted Well I didn't get a response from her so I guess she's happy with being a bit passive agressive towards people.

[kinoholicism]

lmao.

Such a great video. Editing was done pretty well.

[HelloPhixy]

who made the video?

[devchelle2]

nearly flawless. fucking awesome



[Multifire]

Best Editing Ever

[TheAtheistSwede]

lulz... "significant"...

[CosmicConJob]

What is with the constant attacks on Brett. If you don't like him then ignore him. This is bullying pure and simple. You are a turd!

[Coughlan616]

@CosmicConJob haha you're a funny guy. its hjard to ignore a guy who constantly lies about you and files dmca's against everyoine who responds to him. stop being a moron and realise this is not one way traffic

[trilerkiler]

@Coughlan616 So does the TJ i dont see you you attacking him, you know why because you know you gonna get your ass kicked.

[Coughlan616]

@trilerkiler Huh? When did TJ file DMCA's and flag people?

[Coughlan616]

@CosmicConJob ooohhhh im so scared.

[FatRakoon]

This is brilliant and almost a perfect bit of editting.

[Yamikaiba123]

I don't like this video. It makes an uncomfortably forward case for anti-natalism;

Brett Keane: better to have never been.

[JohnJoe18]

A+++++

[StarMagick]

Bloody fucking brilliant mate.

[StanMarsh1]

I'm sure Brett will approve this, it is him talking after all.

[theatheistgal]

OMG this is epic!!

[evilyakko]

took me a sec to clock on.

[100PercentGreen]

The greatest truth ever told!

[gotohellgooglization]

LOL!

[spazfox]

That droning monotone of his actually makes this sounds more realistic.

[Yamikaiba123]

@spazfox He has no inflection- so stringing his words together is no problem.

[jayeenn]

*clap, clap, clap* They want me to wash my balls but I won't do that.

[IzzySpeaks]

Did you watch it more than once lol

[mchance27]

Brilliant.

[SacrilegeWithASmile]

I'm fucking crying right now.

I love this.

[geganobo]

hahaha

[Sarahon06]

They wish they could fuck my mouth lol

[StarMagick]

@Sarahon06 Brilliant

[AGodlessHeathen]

ROFL the my names blubber queen killed me  xD

[RoyalSatanas]

LMFAO!.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I Laughed Out Loud.

[chthonios]

Rofl

[AmishRakeFight85]

I'm very glad I got to see this before he flags the hell out of it. lol

[TheTryingman]

That's messed up.

[GeneralInsomnia]

Brett Keane is a great source but a shitty Youtuber.

[Ingham818181]

Oh....my bad i see it now.

[jaymthegenius]

*Downloads before BK flags this*

[EwBriii]

@jaymthegenius Everyone do it!

[rnistuk]

This is the video that keane should be making.

[PaulineTriage]

Hahaha @ "My name's Blubber Queen."

[Ingham818181]

Wheres my comment dick?

[Coughlan616]

@Ingham818181 4 places below the one u just made

[gabiotta]

Mother Fucker!

I was the fist atheist YouTuber to "drown in his own gravy".

Is there no end to the self aggrandising lies this turd will tell.

[GenericSteve764]

This is amazingly well edited; though part of that can probably be attributed to the fact that Brett always uses the same single tone of voice.