whats yor proudest moment so far from this zombie apocalypse that be when i was ninja lee sneeking up on rechile in the swamp i jump on her then she was dead i killed her with my crouch
so basically, he's a peverted zombified guy, scratch that psycopath, with adhd and add? he's a weirdo ( fun fact: originally he was supposed to be naked) P.S. i love L4D and L4D2 and all VALVe games GO VALVe!!! P.S.S. Gordon Freeman
Question:What was you longest time holding a Survivor in Spitter goo?
Jockey:NEEHHEEHHHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH....What was the question?
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
60mikester 3 days ago
hahahah Leap Frog hahaha LOLOMFAO I KILL HER WITH MY CROTCH ROFLMFAO XD
ayyachris 5 days ago
Leapfrog nya
blackeyedconor 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from sanctuaree
i think he's hornyy.!
anthonymares1999 2 weeks ago
I killed her with my croch LOL
TheBuilditBoys 3 weeks ago
?_? O-O O.O
lightside02 3 weeks ago
i like pie
luckygirl1616 1 month ago
left 4 dead is way better than left 4 dead 2 thumbs up if u agree
MrMonkeyman754 1 month ago
I think Jockey has taken too many of Ellis' adrenalines xD
ThunderMunch5 1 month ago
LOOK ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
jonahsoulthorn 1 month ago
XD i killed her with my croch XD
booboolover221 1 month ago in playlist More videos from sanctuaree
Q=Whats your favorite hobby
JOCKEY:LEAP FROG
I LAUGHED MY ASS OF ROTFLOL
Cmom137 1 month ago
"I killed her with my crouth" FTW!
uuuvvviii 1 month ago
@uuuvvviii guess he was rock hard eh XD
CuteLittleFoxyGirl 1 month ago
looooool
hydroaffect 1 month ago
he was covering his crosh the hole time
chrissyreece 1 month ago
Sounds like German porn
patryk6887 1 month ago
i killed that chair bitch
domshalrip12 2 months ago
SOOO... the main reason of this is to warn you the jockeys crouch IS VERY DEADLY
champandhomie 2 months ago 4
whats you fav hobbie jockey says: nenehaha LEAPFROG
slasher6250 2 months ago
he like enhahahanehahahnenehahanenenenehahha
slasher6250 2 months ago
lol i killed rochelle with my crotch XD
megastagbeetle 2 months ago
LOL "i killed her with my crotch" i laughed so hard xD
SkyressRince 2 months ago
whats yor proudest moment so far from this zombie apocalypse that be when i was ninja lee sneeking up on rechile in the swamp i jump on her then she was dead i killed her with my crouch
jimreed1936 2 months ago
my fav part is 1:19 xD
eLD1abl0TaCooo 2 months ago
"i jumped on her and she died instantly...i killed her with my crotch!" lmao i almost spat my food out at that part
AsherFirehand 3 months ago
did he like bumper cars whooo bumper cars
brandon77091 3 months ago
The church guy's infected form
brandon77091 3 months ago
bloody guy :D
Alek505050 3 months ago
lol LEAPFROG! lol
luckygirl1616 3 months ago
@luckygirl1616 so true
shredderboy12 3 months ago
2:21 Stand back b!tch I'll fcck you up lmfao !!
InsaneKiddoo 3 months ago
hes got a killer crutch lol
Gewin2092 3 months ago
sorry that chair over there was talking smack XD
HannahMiley598 3 months ago
He is tweeking like hell X.D
iamwolfy92 4 months ago
LOL! Funny Parts: "I killed her with my crotch." and also "One time I was riding Nick, and I got a boner.
TheAcientAmphibian 4 months ago
guy below me was 300th commenter
dilophosaurus122 4 months ago
That crack must be some good shit.
MATTZOMBY 4 months ago
at the begening i that jockey was could not talk -_-
sonic9481 5 months ago
it is high
MrBabylou62 5 months ago
Go crosseyed when he is talking..
Thumbs up if it is creeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyy
Twinkle Twinkle little whore close your legs they're not a door. O_o
maxtherulerrobloxian 5 months ago
"I killed her with my crotch!" Music to my ears dude XD
Bleachgirl26 6 months ago
LOL I LIKE THE JOCKEY BETTER XD
amyrox4eva0011 6 months ago
jockey:no wait the most awkward thing was when i was riding nick and i got a boner ROFL
amyrox4eva0011 6 months ago
O_O
amyrox4eva0011 6 months ago
Nyeeee Nyeeeeeee NYEEEEEE!
CypherIsland 6 months ago
lol
jackwolfshaman 6 months ago
It's Beavis as an infected.
KayVoorhees 6 months ago 34
jockey is the perfetion of raceing horses there the people who ride them for a living thought that would shead some light
z3r070000 7 months ago
wel i was riding rochelle and i passed them the (what?) i was doing and thought wow , i probably shouldn't do that. he passes them what?
tron500100 7 months ago
Nya! Nya-a! Argh!!! - (c)Jockey
He loves anime?
Nkovalenk 7 months ago
why does the jockey look like hes touching his balls
shadowcrash888 7 months ago
LEAPFROG!!!
akatsukifangirl8894 7 months ago
'whats the most akward thing that had ever happend when you were riding something
his awnser should be: i was riding rochelle and the charger started mastubating
zek281 8 months ago
Bill : Mother Humper!
zxcv1234able1 8 months ago
neyah leapfrog!
dragonbzcool 8 months ago
the most akward time while riding nick i got a boner XD
964halowar 8 months ago
Vegeta how many tranquilizerdarts does it take to take out the jockey? ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!! WHAT 9000 THATS TOTTALY WORNG ITS WAY MOAR THAN THAT!
ironwar12 8 months ago
@ironwar12 4 Horse tranquilizers is how many it would take to put the jockey to sleep, and that's impressive.
DontFallOnMe 7 months ago
@DontFallOnMe i'd say about 5 elephant tranquilizers
zinx43267 7 months ago
"I'm not a pervert! .. Sorry, that chair over there was talking smack.. " Lolz..
RawrGoesTheWeezal 8 months ago
@RawrGoesTheWeezal yeah, I agree with that!!!
galooriatisnorai 8 months ago
Does anyone else notice where his hands are? O_O
msh091765 8 months ago
the jockey is a prevert he got a boner from nick!! :0
zombiesack 8 months ago
Somehow I think that the Jockey and the Charger would get along fine
TheBatmanSmells 9 months ago
Brie619 he said crotch you may need to turn up your speakers whem u watch this
vampire4388 9 months ago
Lol if I start foamin from the mouth I might hav rabies
vampire4388 9 months ago
lol Jockey got a boner from Nick!!
joshykill22 9 months ago
the jockey must of gotten in the smokers secret stash of crack and heroin
zinx43267 10 months ago
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zinx43267 10 months ago
12 pepole suck and hate this =)
MrElijahboo 10 months ago
lol dis isz so fucken funny
SuperSm1l3y 10 months ago
ya i killed her with my crotch
XD WTF
GmodDominator 10 months ago
in the begining, did he say "niggeah nigga'h nigggaaaah!" ??
JagEterCoola 11 months ago
Does anyone notice he has his hands over his crotch? Is he horny or something and trying to hide it?
gr33nth1ng1 11 months ago
@gr33nth1ng1 thats what i thought 2
bastumbo 11 months ago
@bastumbo Lol...
gr33nth1ng1 10 months ago
@gr33nth1ng1 Well yeah he's horny he goes around humping people, LOL.
HotMess934 9 months ago
@HotMess934 Heh. True. Very true.
gr33nth1ng1 9 months ago
zombie drug addict, LOL
silverozz0007 11 months ago
"I killed her with my crotch." LOL!
pokemonsrock1234 11 months ago
coCAIN
metalheadrebellion 11 months ago
I found the best song for the charger and the jockey...
Capital P by Mindless Self Indulgence.
lizzydizzy9 11 months ago 23
10 people had chairs talk smack to them.
blondepiratesarecool 11 months ago 2
he said i killed with my c0ck
brie619 11 months ago
wats the soundtrack played in the video called??????????
MrRivuDutt 1 year ago
Your jockey cute dude
DejaNikhol 1 year ago
It scares me when they don't blink.
Peanutbutters8 1 year ago
"sorry the chair over there was talkin smack" WTF
ZimSlave123456789 1 year ago
Oh my god the jockey fricken freeks me out
enjayess9797 1 year ago
if you nike the jocky thumbs up
legokingdom1 1 year ago
killed her with his crock
slop12341 1 year ago
jockeys are high LOL
MrGbJr 1 year ago
@MrGbJr They used to much harrowe...adrenalin.
Revrebrent 1 year ago
The people who hated this had chairs talk smack to them.
blondepiratesarecool 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
nastaciastas 1 year ago
so basically, he's a peverted zombified guy, scratch that psycopath, with adhd and add? he's a weirdo ( fun fact: originally he was supposed to be naked) P.S. i love L4D and L4D2 and all VALVe games GO VALVe!!! P.S.S. Gordon Freeman
mastacheif123 1 year ago
so basically, he's a peverted zombified guy with adhd and add? he's a weirdo ( fun fact: originally he was supposed to be naked)
mastacheif123 1 year ago
i killed her with my crotch, yes you did head fucker, yes you did
infiniteburgerking 1 year ago
this 1 is my fav
1tyler202 1 year ago
" i killed her with my croche" Lmao
KrazieGirl4eva 1 year ago
sorry that chair was talkin smack.
Left4Dead2ThePassing 1 year ago
Lol I killed her with my croche
AddieandJackieproduc 1 year ago
script:whats your fav hobby?
jockey:LEAPFROG
that amade my day rofl
quicksilver52870 1 year ago
jockey=crazy rapist
IluvPoker100 1 year ago
LEAP FROG, THAT MADE ME ROFL
M1dg3tB011 1 year ago
How come there isnt one for the spitter.?
MssBabygirl3601 1 year ago
@MssBabygirl3601 there is
M1dg3tB011 1 year ago
I killed her with me crotch.
WTFBOOMmaker 1 year ago
He was a Mentally ill molester :3
xoxHannahJenkinsxox 1 year ago
in all seriousness what was the jockey before he was infected
seagoonproductions 1 year ago
@seagoonproductions He was an exercise lover.
donaldlolwut 1 year ago
im gunna go play left 4 dead 2 now
acefyre 1 year ago
i killed her instently with my crotch
tacotuesday233 1 year ago
it's funny when when he acks gay
vonnie622 1 year ago
@vonnie622 What's "acks"?
xXMijuXx 1 year ago
@xXMijuXx i think he is saying act lol XD
sonicv0 1 year ago
"I killed her with my crotch"
That's not what she said...
darkblade190 1 year ago 71
@darkblade190 owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww snaaaap
multiveha 11 months ago
I HATE JOCKEYS THEY ARE SO BAD, ITS HARD TO AVOID THEM BUT THEY KILL YOU FAST...
strahinjjja 1 year ago
@strahinjjja : There not that hard to avoid, you just gotta melee them when they try to come at you.
aangelangel189 1 year ago
he reminds me of a retarded beavis
WolfAnge23 1 year ago
LOL UR NEIGHBORS MUST THINK YOUR A CRAZY LITTLE THING THAT RAPES KIDS
usbfuse 1 year ago
He killed someone with his crotch? Sweet Christmas, before the infection the Jockey was Diehard from Youngblood!
Ishtarru 1 year ago
what if he rode zoey from the front
Tyre408 1 year ago
I Killed her with my crotch
lmr94 1 year ago
OMFG LOL
daddys1angle 1 year ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jockey im feel like killing myself
shaylaloca 1 year ago
The Jockey is the craziest one in this behind the scenes
MihaiNika 1 year ago
... uhhhhhh...
klaafamily 1 year ago
the witch seems so human just has some claws
Arnie1000351 1 year ago
the son of the joker is a zombie!!!!
MrDiston12 1 year ago
lawl i killed her with my crotch
jBWWE619 1 year ago
u sound like beavis
chicocheeks11 1 year ago
oh i get it leap frog lol
beekerbob123 1 year ago
oh i get it leap fro lolz
beekerbob123 1 year ago
143 people are excited jockey's.
7 people are nick.
goeramie1 1 year ago 85
158 are excited jockey's.
7 are francis ,I hate jockys,
THEHITMAN10WWE 1 year ago
@goeramie1 7 ppl are right
strahinjjja 1 year ago
@goeramie1 what if theres an excited jockey named Nick?
Turismoracer 1 year ago
@goeramie1 and the other 3 are francis
yaoifan890 1 year ago
@goeramie1 I would rather press thumbs down then.
shadouge4eva 1 year ago
@goeramie1 Hey! Nick is cool!
Bensim44 11 months ago
@goeramie1 965,730,190,290 people are ellis
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 people are francis
dasjoker446 7 months ago
Dude, your pretty good at sounding like a Jockey at 1:52 lol xDDD
Gorillazrocks23 1 year ago
i killed her with my croch >:D!
hamtarofanlives 1 year ago 2
lol i killed her with my crotch lol he sounded kinda like a cat when he was make weird noises
Sugercult94 1 year ago
lol that chair over there was talking smack xD
grind409 1 year ago
i killed her with my crotch
evilrobotstudios 1 year ago
great idea. horribly voiced. sorry bud it just is.
spazboy119 1 year ago
Interviewer: where were you before the zombie apocalypse?
Jockey: in a loonatic asylum
RenjiNo1 1 year ago
ok beiveas and buthead
biowepcosmic 1 year ago
This was so annoying sounds like he is haveing a orgasam
MsPicklebean 1 year ago
wtf fu
loladalana4 1 year ago
i KILLED HER WITH MY CROTCH
charles12234 1 year ago
step bitch IEL FUCK YOU UP
ps3xbox360whogives 1 year ago
it takes 2 1 anywere and 1 on is balls lol
thoseguys03 1 year ago
in soviet russia you ride jockey
megadoomer44 1 year ago 3
i killed her with my dick *crouch*
soincman2 1 year ago
Once I was ridding nick and I got a boner XD
huntdemon21 1 year ago
the jockey seems like a little kid
2007opeth2007 1 year ago
DEATH BY CROUCH!
stressrelief9 1 year ago
перевода даже нет тупак
soka596 1 year ago
@soka596 What? It translated into "Translate even Toupac."
Whoaman555 1 year ago
do one with 2 charecters at once and make each of them ask eachother questions :)
2007opeth2007 1 year ago
the jocey sounds like hes having sex
2007opeth2007 1 year ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
a4o31 1 year ago
step back bitch ill fuck you up ill hump you till ur eyes come out of there sockets!!!!
insaneMOVIEstudio334 1 year ago
this was done better than the others
danOk69 1 year ago
Half-Life 2 behind the scenes!
raptorinator 1 year ago
I killed her with mah croch XD
MannyandRachelspoof 1 year ago
If the Jockey killed Rochelle with his crotch.....Then that means...He can do the Pelvic Thrust of Total Olbitteration!
GoldenWolfStudios 1 year ago
I loved the spitter part.
deadlyfluffball 1 year ago
35001 view lol
brumakriders 1 year ago
I Killed her with my crotch..... XDD
Pwnzerage14 1 year ago
hmmm ever thot about make a vid about the sorvivors and the passing? u know wut they think of each other???
paperarcher 1 year ago
whats wrong with youtube recently all of the videos i try to see is nothing but blackness can anyone help me?
robloxhector678 1 year ago
lol never look directly at the spitter its like looking at the sun you get scared
chicksrock58 1 year ago