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  • Question:What was you longest time holding a Survivor in Spitter goo?

    Jockey:NEEHHEEHHHEHEHEEHEHEHEH­EHEHEH....What was the question?

    XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • hahahah Leap Frog hahaha LOLOMFAO I KILL HER WITH MY CROTCH ROFLMFAO XD

  • Leapfrog nya

  • i think he's hornyy.!

  • I killed her with my croch LOL

  • ?_? O-O O.O

  • i like pie

  • left 4 dead is way better than left 4 dead 2 thumbs up if u agree

  • I think Jockey has taken too many of Ellis' adrenalines xD

  • LOOK ITS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

  • XD i killed her with my croch XD

  • Q=Whats your favorite hobby

    JOCKEY:LEAP FROG

    I LAUGHED MY ASS OF ROTFLOL

  • "I killed her with my crouth" FTW!

  • @uuuvvviii guess he was rock hard eh XD

  • looooool

  • he was covering his crosh the hole time

  • Sounds like German porn

  • i killed that chair bitch

  • SOOO... the main reason of this is to warn you the jockeys crouch IS VERY DEADLY

  • whats you fav hobbie jockey says: nenehaha LEAPFROG

  • he like enhahahanehahahnenehahanenenen­ehahha

  • lol i killed rochelle with my crotch XD

  • LOL "i killed her with my crotch" i laughed so hard xD

  • whats yor proudest moment so far from this zombie apocalypse that be when i was ninja lee sneeking up on rechile in the swamp i jump on her then she was dead i killed her with my crouch

  • my fav part is 1:19 xD

  • "i jumped on her and she died instantly...i killed her with my crotch!" lmao i almost spat my food out at that part

  • did he like bumper cars whooo bumper cars

  • The church guy's infected form

  • bloody guy :D

    

  • lol LEAPFROG!  lol

  • @luckygirl1616  so true

  • 2:21 Stand back b!tch I'll fcck you up lmfao !!

  • hes got a killer crutch lol

  • sorry that chair over there was talking smack XD

  • He is tweeking like hell X.D

  • LOL! Funny Parts: "I killed her with my crotch." and also "One time I was riding Nick, and I got a boner.

  • guy below me was 300th commenter

  • That crack must be some good shit.

  • at the begening i that jockey was could not talk -_-

  • it is high

  • Go crosseyed when he is talking..

    Thumbs up if it is creeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyyyy

    Twinkle Twinkle little whore close your legs they're not a door. O_o

  • "I killed her with my crotch!" Music to my ears dude XD

  • LOL I LIKE THE JOCKEY BETTER XD

  • jockey:no wait the most awkward thing was when i was riding nick and i got a boner ROFL

  • O_O

  • Nyeeee Nyeeeeeee NYEEEEEE!

  • lol

  • It's Beavis as an infected.

  • jockey is the perfetion of raceing horses there the people who ride them for a living thought that would shead some light

  • wel i was riding rochelle and i passed them the (what?) i was doing and thought wow , i probably shouldn't do that. he passes them what?

  • Nya! Nya-a! Argh!!! - (c)Jockey

    He loves anime?

  • why does the jockey look like hes touching his balls

  • LEAPFROG!!!

  • 'whats the most akward thing that had ever happend when you were riding something

    his awnser should be: i was riding rochelle and the charger started mastubating

  • Bill : Mother Humper!

  • neyah leapfrog!

  • the most akward time while riding nick i got a boner XD

  • Vegeta how many tranquilizerdarts does it take to take out the jockey? ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!! WHAT 9000 THATS TOTTALY WORNG ITS WAY MOAR THAN THAT!

  • @ironwar12 4 Horse tranquilizers is how many it would take to put the jockey to sleep, and that's impressive.

  • @DontFallOnMe i'd say about 5 elephant tranquilizers

  • "I'm not a pervert! .. Sorry, that chair over there was talking smack.. " Lolz..

  • @RawrGoesTheWeezal yeah, I agree with that!!!

  • Does anyone else notice where his hands are? O_O

  • the jockey is a prevert he got a boner from nick!! :0

  • Somehow I think that the Jockey and the Charger would get along fine

  • Brie619 he said crotch you may need to turn up your speakers whem u watch this

  • Lol if I start foamin from the mouth I might hav rabies

  • lol Jockey got a boner from Nick!!

  • the jockey must of gotten in the smokers secret stash of crack and heroin

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  • 12 pepole suck and hate this =)

  • lol dis isz so fucken funny

  • ya i killed her with my crotch

    XD WTF

  • in the begining, did he say "niggeah nigga'h nigggaaaah!" ??

  • Does anyone notice he has his hands over his crotch? Is he horny or something and trying to hide it?

  • @gr33nth1ng1 thats what i thought 2

  • @bastumbo Lol...

  • @gr33nth1ng1 Well yeah he's horny he goes around humping people, LOL.

  • @HotMess934 Heh. True. Very true.

  • zombie drug addict, LOL

  • "I killed her with my crotch." LOL!

  • coCAIN

  • I found the best song for the charger and the jockey...

    Capital P by Mindless Self Indulgence.

  • 10 people had chairs talk smack to them.

  • he said i killed with my c0ck

  • wats the soundtrack played in the video called??????????

  • Your jockey cute dude

  • It scares me when they don't blink.

  • "sorry the chair over there was talkin smack" WTF

  • Oh my god the jockey fricken freeks me out

  • if you nike the jocky thumbs up

  • killed her with his crock

  • jockeys are high LOL

  • @MrGbJr They used to much harrowe...adrenalin.

  • The people who hated this had chairs talk smack to them.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahahah

    

  • so basically, he's a peverted zombified guy, scratch that psycopath, with adhd and add? he's a weirdo ( fun fact: originally he was supposed to be naked) P.S. i love L4D and L4D2 and all VALVe games GO VALVe!!! P.S.S. Gordon Freeman

  • so basically, he's a peverted zombified guy with adhd and add? he's a weirdo ( fun fact: originally he was supposed to be naked)

  • i killed her with my crotch, yes you did head fucker, yes you did

  • this 1 is my fav

  • " i killed her with my croche" Lmao

  • sorry that chair was talkin smack.

  • Lol I killed her with my croche

  • script:whats your fav hobby?

    jockey:LEAPFROG

    that amade my day rofl

  • jockey=crazy rapist

  • LEAP FROG, THAT MADE ME ROFL

  • How come there isnt one for the spitter.?

  • @MssBabygirl3601 there is

  • I killed her with me crotch.

  • He was a Mentally ill molester :3

  • in all seriousness what was the jockey before he was infected

  • @seagoonproductions He was an exercise lover.

  • im gunna go play left 4 dead 2 now

  • i killed her instently with my crotch

  • it's funny when when he acks gay

  • @vonnie622 What's "acks"?

  • @xXMijuXx i think he is saying act lol XD

  • "I killed her with my crotch"

    That's not what she said...

  • @darkblade190 owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww snaaaap

  • I HATE JOCKEYS THEY ARE SO BAD, ITS HARD TO AVOID THEM BUT THEY KILL YOU FAST...

  • @strahinjjja : There not that hard to avoid, you just gotta melee them when they try to come at you.

  • he reminds me of a retarded beavis

  • LOL UR NEIGHBORS MUST THINK YOUR A CRAZY LITTLE THING THAT RAPES KIDS

  • He killed someone with his crotch? Sweet Christmas, before the infection the Jockey was Diehard from Youngblood!

  • what if he rode zoey from the front

  • I Killed her with my crotch

  • OMFG LOL

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jockey im feel like killing myself

  • The Jockey is the craziest one in this behind the scenes

  • ... uhhhhhh...

  • the witch seems so human just has some claws

  • the son of the joker is a zombie!!!!

  • lawl i killed her with my crotch

  • u sound like beavis

  • oh i get it leap frog lol

  • oh i get it leap fro lolz

  • 143 people are excited jockey's.

    7 people are nick.

  • 158 are excited jockey's.

    7 are francis ,I hate jockys,

  • @goeramie1 7 ppl are right

  • @goeramie1 what if theres an excited jockey named Nick?

  • @goeramie1 and the other 3 are francis

  • @goeramie1 I would rather press thumbs down then.

  • @goeramie1 Hey! Nick is cool!

  • @goeramie1 965,730,190,290 people are ellis

    0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000001 people are francis

  • Dude, your pretty good at sounding like a Jockey at 1:52 lol xDDD

  • i killed her with my croch >:D!

  • lol i killed her with my crotch lol he sounded kinda like a cat when he was make weird noises

  • lol that chair over there was talking smack xD

  • i killed her with my crotch

  • great idea. horribly voiced. sorry bud it just is.

  • Interviewer: where were you before the zombie apocalypse?

    Jockey: in a loonatic asylum

  • ok beiveas and buthead

  • This was so annoying sounds like he is haveing a orgasam

  • wtf fu

  • i KILLED HER WITH MY CROTCH

  • step bitch IEL FUCK YOU UP

  • it takes 2 1 anywere and 1 on is balls lol

  • in soviet russia you ride jockey

  • i killed her with my dick *crouch*

  • Once I was ridding nick and I got a boner XD

  • the jockey seems like a little kid

  • DEATH BY CROUCH!

  • перевода даже нет тупак

  • @soka596 What? It translated into "Translate even Toupac."

  • do one with 2 charecters at once and make each of them ask eachother questions :)

  • the jocey sounds like hes having sex

  • SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

  • step back bitch ill fuck you up ill hump you till ur eyes come out of there sockets!!!!

  • this was done better than the others

  • Half-Life 2 behind the scenes!

  • I killed her with mah croch XD

  • If the Jockey killed Rochelle with his crotch.....Then that means...He can do the Pelvic Thrust of Total Olbitteration!

  • I loved the spitter part.

  • 35001 view lol

  • I Killed her with my crotch..... XDD

  • hmmm ever thot about make a vid about the sorvivors and the passing? u know wut they think of each other???

  • whats wrong with youtube recently all of the videos i try to see is nothing but blackness can anyone help me?

  • lol never look directly at the spitter its like looking at the sun you get scared