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  • I break together, is that funny! He has it fist-thick behind the ears!

  • If you cannot stand ze truth, then you cannot stand in ze kitchen

  • VAN,TWO,SHREGH,

  • TALL ASS MUTHAFUCKA

  • Now that's a German accent. When I audition for a play myself, and a German accent is required for the part, I will look into this video to develop an accent. Thanks Wolfgang! Or is it Wolfie?

  • Danke, danke, danke for uploading!!! Gröööl!!!

  • Haha... sey sink he was from the USA. Best joke ever!

  • his accent sounds more Indian than German.

  • @tsartodd

    wtf???

    im from germany and this is a mtha fukin german axent

  • I'm German, but I lived in the USA for some time so I'm kind of used to English although I don't hear excactly whether someone has an accent or what region his English accent's from. However, I don't think his English would be soooo bad if he was able to pronounce the "th" properly ;)

  • i like salsa

  • haha is this real?

  • ow man.. lern english ^^

  • someone spelled sheiße incorrectly :D, leave the guy alone; i think the accent is adorable

  • "Im not zzafraid of the silence of people" *grabs his groin*

  • This is soooooooo painful...

  • ,,Wolfi oder der Hammer" omg lol ich kann nicht mehr

  • sheista

  • love him!

  • I was actually thinking French accent, it's all much too fluent and smooth ("Hannnndbolll")... :-)

  • yeah! the real hard german akcent, he is so fun!

  • Ooow he is really nice; I'd give him a job.

    .

    Woolfy -come and paint my ceiling.

    .

    cheers.

    from,

    del-boy.

  • Well, I'm relievede to know he's acting... 'cause if he wasn't he'd be an idiot...

  • this guy is american pretending to be german. i can tell from his gay voice.

  • omg opfer

  • WHAT ZE FUCK

    omg what a retard ! idiot ! hahaha i remember my first beer !

    was für ein depp !

  • Ze bronunziation is fugging pörfeckktt.

    Won, tooo, sreee ....

  • hahaahha

    zätz was a riillii funni

  • Omg, teilweise verstehe ich da ja nix und ich bin deutsch. xD

  • "If you cannot HANDELN with se trus"

  • oh my gosh, i love to hear germans speak in english with a slight to deep accent. i just love it i dont understand. Good Job, im learning german as we speak, its a beautiful country and language...good luck!

  • OMG... It's fake you apes... He's actually kinda doing his role there...

  • GREAT DANCER!!!!

  • I'm very happy I'm not unable to pronounce the "th" :D

  • hä, in den usa hat doch jeder nen akzent ihr volldeppen... was ist so schlimm daran? peinlich wärs wenn er in aufgesetztes südstaatenenglisch reden würde

  • Ok, if this guy doesn't get the part, the movie sucks. :o)

  • Too true, HabsRule92Remy92. That was too adorable. xD

  • hahahahahaha bestes beispiel für deutsches englisch hahahaha schweinesöhne

  • omg he talks rlly bad english!

    i think my english is much better

    he can´t prnounce the "th" its difficult for germans but he´s a rlly bad example!

  • oh god .

    the older generation speaks like that. hahaha but not all ^^

  • HIRED!

  • FIRED!

  • very very funny.

  • damn xD

    this accent is bad...very bad lol

    But I've never ever heard any German speaking English like that *LOL*

  • Different areas in germany have different dialects. You can hear the differences in the way that they speak. I have heard someone from germany speak like that. Two actually, my sisters exchange person and my friends exchange person.

  • well, you're right. I didn't want to generalize the German accent by my statement. I've just never heard English like that ;-)

  • lol, fair enough. :)

  • damn xD

    this accent is bad...very bad lol

    But I've never ever heard any German speaking English like that *LOL*

  • He's so tender...lol...what a waste of time...wish i could help him with some dance classes...! But i think the by standing on his own believes, he'll make it in a near future!

  • yep thats real.... he sound just like my roommate.... theres some mistakes you CANT fake

  • Well this is what they teach us at school. I just dont know why, every english movie, even every english song, does sound completely different, but then the pupils talk like that, no teacher never stops them.

    So we became ze zermans ^^

  • Siss is ze besick............ Tanz! LMAO HAHAHAHAAAAAA.... XD

  • Das ist das beste beispiel für ne krasse deutsch ausprache!

  • omg - wann, tuu, sssree, fuor, ......... ay ay ay, it sounds like German, just with English vocabulary. How is it possible to live in the US and still stick so deep in German language roots ?

  • "Ähh, mai neim is wolfgang" :D Das ist das grausamste Englisch was ich je gehört hab!

    "Its fanni, mai masa tuk greit keruslysings"

  • als ob das ernst gemeint wäre

  • ahaha!I think he should practice a bit...I'm german, too, but luckily I can speak it better..

    but it's also funny when people who speak english try to speak german..

  • what a bad accent! Which german does speak like that? I have never heard one of us speaking that bad English!

  • This is probably a fake ...

  • oh gott echt schlimmer akzent, bin ich froh das ich den nicht hab und das als bayer. *g*

  • Au weia, ganz schlimmer Akzent..Das tut mir ja sogar als Deutscher weh!

  • Sätt wos kwait pfanni äktschelli. Ei lahft.

  • haha wie geil :P

  • zeeeee pump!! zeeeee pump!!

  • wie spricht der denn englisch ? lol ^^ das kann ich zehn mal so gut !!!^^

  • das ist doch Spaß zu Vogel

  • Ohhhhhhhhhh... cuuuute.. denglish!!!!

    Feels like being home...!!!!!^^

  • LOL, if only I could talk like that!!!!

  • if you cannot handle the truth, then you cannot stand in the kitchen... i love it. :D

  • Irgendwie klingt er da wo er deutsch spricht österreichisch, oder?

    Wolfi, klingt auch so...

    Was meint ihr?

    I think he`s austrian, `cause he`s called Wolfi, like austrians will do, and his accent in german also sounds a bit austrian...

  • you did say ten turty dont you? LOL

  • Genau so Klasse wie seinerzeit Lothar Mathäus.

    Der Brüller

  • sis is se basic tanz.

    echt geil :D

  • spending se days wis ju!

    hrhr sehr geil :D

  • Ob der Arni das früher konnte ^^

    irgendwe tut er mir leid XD

    /Just asked about Arnold Schwarzeneggers accent :)

  • hahaha, i'm german too...but that hurts...

  • spendung se des wis you

    that was funny

  • aahh that hurts^^....im german too....but this guy really should learn how to pronounce those words.. :)

  • Hey guys I'm from germany and this accent makes me go crazy. Why can't they pronounce the words in the english, the american way? I ahve nothing against accents but even if you're not a native speaker, it sounds horrible. He says dis instead of this and se instead of the.

  • I have more problems to understand his german-english than the original english

  • How did you encode this video? The quality is really good...

  • outch - i'm a german, but my accent is very good and it hurts so much to see dudes like him, but it's funny xD

  • callMeDirkless Warum? Der Deutsche Akzent ist sehr sexy.

  • HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Riiiight.

  • @FokFilay Ich denke so, aber denk was du willst.

  • I agree - German accents are sexy. Bad acting isn't, though...

  • German accents are annoying as hell. As is bad acting.

  • Nein! Das ist gut!

  • OMGosh this is SO funny. Aww! Poor guy :(

  • lol

    lustig xD

  • He's no more German than I am. Vielleicht ein Ami der mal in Dland gewohnt hat oder?

  • Yah

  • hilarious :D and i am german, my father speaks like wolfi ^^

  • haha lol

  • is he acting or is it real? shockshitschwerenot

  • God this is embarassing. Haha. Greetings from Germany. Wolfi is da man ^^

  • WTF.

  • My ears bleed...honestly, he's casting a damning light on us (Germans). The problem with the 's' mostly occurs when people learn it later and not in school.

  • O_O

    "sey sink I'm from se USA." Yeah, right...

    His acting is almost as dreadful as his oh so american accent.

  • This is hilarious!

    If you cannot handle se trus, you cannot stand in se kitchen.

    And now I do wis se ahms... vaan tu sree foa...

  • It's rather sad to watch.... but his delusions make it funny! As though anyone would ever "think he's from the USA". Horrible to laugh, but i can't help it!

    "If you cannot handle the truth, you cannot stand in the kitchen"

    cheers!

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