The "Best" of Teoh Beng Hock's Inquest

[Leouranne]

surely, he needs to study science in primary school again?

[Leouranne]

i can see the judge smirking to himself... i think he is enjoying this court proceeding... Haha!!

[otonomi1]

SO this is "Malay Supremacy"? 

[otonomi1]

The best and excellent by-product of UMNO's NEP and Mahathir Inc: The "professional" folks from AGC!

[singlianglye]

this is the best lawyer i ever see,please make more this type of lawyer

[weili83]

it's painful indeed trying to understand this lawyer's engrish. how in the world did he become a lawyer? a COURT lawyer at that. aiyooooo malu lah

[asharegunathan]

can someone teach him English????

[samngcheesan]

Itu lauya tau kita comment tak , some one please tell him about our conversations

[BonnyNg]

STUPID lawyer ...

[AutothrottleB744]

These are the retards hired by the government in our country. 24 years as the laughing stork of AGC. You embaress race and country.

[benchiew1]

Just love this court jester in action. Has he seen this video of himself in action?

[udun12noe]

i looove watching this clip over and over...

[calendor01]

good god 20 something years experience as a lawyer and he can't even formulate sensible questions. I could do that when I was 10. Please go back to primary school.

[shalyae]

This is so embarassing for all Malaysian lawyers.

[StrikeDagger]

Worst prick of his life. Go to hell, BN.

[DilbeardAlbeard]

I, am trying so hard. To understand the butchered English of his. It's too tough to understand him. BUT, the toughest question is: He is THE lawyer representing the government. So this is the level of corruption as perceived by the International Body as ranked no.4? I thought this ranking was wrong until I saw too many videos like this.

[metallicshah]

SAKIT OTAK AKU CUBA FAHAM APA DIA ARGUE NI ARHGHHHHGHHGHHGHGHHGHGH

[Uchiha07]

HIs English epic fail

[epchandavid]

His English... alamak!!!

... I think my niece or nephew who is in Primary 2 can speak better English than him

[epchandavid]

Can somebody suggest TVB's 壹号皇庭 (File of Justice) to the lawyer... hahaha... I wonder how he can survive as a lawyer for the past 24 yrs...

[MrTarmezdi]

the courtroom is too cramp!

[josephlopez0006]

after watching this i feel like strangling myself , switching between unconsciousness and unconsciousness a couple of times , losing and gaining weight in the process and finally getting thrown off a building .

[drgumsingh]

Ini loyar dpp banyak malu bikin. Itu amacam boleh jadi itu loyar putar belit. Itu keja dia suka putar belit. Keja bodeking saja mau naik pantat. Bikin itu loyar kerija malu saja. Itu batu kepala ada duduk. loyar banyak bodoh punya bikin. putar putar putar macam itu toncet saya juga bikin.

[DarThPodeR]

I suggest that, that lawyer should try to strangle himself and see the outcomes of it.

=D

[woopwoop36977]

Ahaha. Funny lah. He has been a lawyer for 24 years ? And can't speak proper English ? Haiyo.

[EyeMoons]

aiyoo..manglish arr?

[EikiRawa]

Is he a lawyer or some sort of stand up comedy performer ??

[kadeer]

5:20 MOST EPIC LINE EVER Are you a lawyer or not?

[hi5625]

this was such a disgrace to the image of lawyers in Malaysia.

[Ken2Kanzeon]

HE IS SO FUNNY I CAN DIE XD

[iswady91]

LAWYER BODOH BANGANG



[nickvinc]

The judiciary system in Malaysia is a comedy

[nickvinc]

Someone's been drinking... =O

[JohnathanLeeSprite]

There's no doubt that TBH killed himself, if this lawyer's the one who interrogated him.

[adrienchew]

24 years as a lawyer?

Quit the job alerdy!

[adrienchew]

Omg, even a 10 years old boy could ask a question properly in English better than this guy.. JESUS!

[Mazeboxx]

But if he was unconscious, you agree that he would be heavier?...ey?? what?? How do you gain weight when unconscious?

[Najismongolia]

6 relatives of MACC lawyer disliked this video.

[MrMightyMAR]

diuniasing, this fucking lawyer made me ashame to be a malaysian, fuck!

[mhz500]

ini adalah banyak otak babi malayu in malaysia peguam, semua diarahan oleh kerajaan tahi barisan nasional & celaka umno. Hello! budak GEMUK peguam>balik makan you punya daging lembu & minum u punya agama haram alkohol-lah.(lihat perut engkau sudah bengkak macam babi perut.) & islam masjid jangan bising pada 6.00am lagi, fucker allah tidak WUJUD.

[roseanne2969]

OMG DPP you suck and what you do.!! What horrible English...You are a disgrace!

[TheTeddywch]

TBH, pls wake up from yr grave and strangle this mother F**Ker DPP !!! enough of humiliation to our country justice system

[Hittoyeh]

What a shame of Malaysia? A 24 yrs exp Lawyer? Speaking and Doubting others ability/qualification/speciali­st in suc POOR ENGLISH????????!

[MrWai003]

WHOS THIS GUY ANYWAY ? MALU LA FREN !!

[happygaymalaysia]

too shame....what idiot lawyer is this??/ f_cking STUPID LAWYER..such a ASSHOLE!!!

[BayerMcquenzie]

This guy is damn useless! This is the people that make all Malaysian shame ! Throw this useless guy out of Malaysia please !

[ShadowDropz]

And anyone who kills him should get a medal of honor instead of going to jail to serve time.

[ShadowDropz]

i just finished my engineering course. If somebody like him can be a lawyer, i think i'm gonna get a job as a lawyer,since i bet his pay is higher than mine, and all i have to do is spew more believable bullshit in decent english riiiight? RIGHT? =.=

[axerior]

He even don't know how to ask a question in proper English.

[Wampa9090]

This goes to show that the Malaysian Judicial system is also corrupted to its very core. If the system is clean, they wouldn't have sent this idiot to represent MACC in such a high profile case.

[Wampa9090]

Any retard with half their brain blown off and another half hanging out by their spinal cord have 10 times the intellect and can speak 10 time better than this garbage of a lawyer.

[TheInfernalCon]

"My University was among the top 5 in Asia..." PWNED!

[diowee]

Lawyer like this we are shame on you. Go to hell!

[mohicanmalaysia]

this attorney should jump out from the window!! can you see our DA english standard?

[BonnyNg]

STUPID LAWYER ...



[davesuisan]

i feel that the lawyer is super annoying, really. i would had been killing myself even b4 he finishes his "speeches" if i were the witness.....

i must agree that lawyer is a real eye opener to all of us....

[anyom90]

Even the judge found it amusing..lol

[catcity7]

Datuk Lawyer...go back to school study your english la datuk....my 8 years old daughter speaks english better than u, i recommend u go to smartreader kids.

[dericking]

Those lawyers sitting infront of him force themswlf not to laught..LMAO

[fabby4chips]

that man should replace Jim Carrey one day,,or maybe Jack Black..he is ridiculously funny!!haha..

[IssacChoong79]

His language is damn shit & lousy.

What a disgrace and shame on yourself as a lawyer.

[tyh91]

HAHAHA...A BODY CHANGES WEIGHT DUE TO YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS!!!! NVM THE ENGLISH...HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW SIMPLE SCIENCE...LOL

[jefflimtc]

Malaysia boleh! Lol...

[posmalaysia]

my son is 4 years old and speaks better English than me :(

[jolius1]

i don`t know why do u go to school.. i`m a rubber taper but i could beat you easily, if u happen to read this datuk i have some tips for u..

1. every question must be a leading question

2.one fact per question

3.do not use aderb,=really,overly,slightly, it gives witness to object

4.don`t use preception= example= you saw him=or u see it.

5tagline(correct?is that right? shouldn`t be used very often because it can cause harm to ur leading question...if u remove the tagline your xm powerful

[MrJAckspices]

I watching this video over and over again WTF is with this malay lawyer talking about... not even a clue man. does he feel no shame?/malu tak? walao leh he still can continue for 1 hour....

[brengsed]

I ORGASMED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

[ALittleAnnoyed]

give the malay all the lepak money they want..at least we know how stupid this pendatang indon are..it is more an embarrassment rather than proud to be a malay'sian, tanah mamat, mamatsia. since the british left, the system they left us has been put on reverse gear. melayu boleh, syabas malaysia... salam satu malaysia HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kelantansucks]

dumb ass pondok counsel. embarrasing us english speaking malaysian. he should strangle himself

[kelantansucks]

dumb ass pondok counsel. embarrasing us english speaking malaysian

[philymeatball]

Ya Allah.. I don't get it. My 8th grade daughter speak way much better damn him. How does he ever pass the Bar exam with that kind of communication skills?

[wj0102]

Step 1 in Malaysian lawyers, IMPROVE YOUR DAMN ENGLISH!

[bimJzest]

I want his children to see the show their proud dad just put on in from of thousands people.. !

[8085025]

that lawyer is unconcious

[8085025]

that lawyer is unconcious

[ssorc21]

malays y no comment for tis lawyer?

[freddiengyaohan]

it's a shame that malaysia have such lawyer...

[Rick85]

he sounds more like a drunk lawyer to me....hahahahaa

[flurkoneko]

I was beginning to wonder whether his question made no sense because he couldn't understand the answers.

[flurkoneko]

lend me a few books on law, and pay me whatever he's getting please. i'll do at least two times better.

[hao7209]

suddenly i felt so ashame to be studying law...

[yumikonly]

who send this motherfucker become lawyer big case of beng hock ??? lol ... lame lah wei !!! let me change him be lawyer lah !! hahaha ask him be porngrapher is like my enemy porngrapher name roger ong ! he fail being lawyer so he decided be porngrapher , haahaha

[Rick85]

@yumikonly aikkk yumiko...you also here...hahahaha XD

[XXXKrypt]

"I have spent 3 days to study what you have said."

"You'll need a few months!"

[XXXKrypt]

what kind of cross examination is this? wtf? we are doomed if people like this are in charge to protect the people...

[lcl1234]

omg....i nvr been to court.

i nvr know tht lawyer's english is such awful.

if i know earlier i would be a great lawyer too.

hahaha~

[joycelynlai]

i have to inform you after 3.30pm there is no body going to harm him...

i spend three days to study what you have to said!

i have question, whether you are a lawyer or not?

May be i am younger than you but i already served 24 years as a lawyer...

no...no... she confirm that before falling unconscious while falling down conscious...

if he was unconscious, his body will be heavier...

you already jump down? experience jumping down?

all the four legs...

OMG!! fainted

[charlesfurfur]

wait....they actually allow recordings in court??

[gooieslee]

I like how the judge had to stop himself from laughing and said "Order".

[boonmilmas]

strangle himself LOL :D

[TheWeimein]

instead of knowing what uni she graduated... i start to wonder WHAT UNI DID HE GRADUATED...

[timhwc]

oh dear...this is the dept that sees to it that malaysia's murderers, kidnappers, rapists, drug dealers get what they deserve? we're in trouble then...

[guna941121]

"i have a question whether you are a lawyer or not" 5 :16

[guna941121]

one pish of paper LMAO !!!

[kris2010able]

common.. stop flaming him or he'll strangle himself ! at least he did his homework for 3 days ...

LMAO

[chow2592]

berambus lah kau razak ..... kau bikin malu saja

[munzir69]

ini bodoh sejati

[edazz72sin]

dato~b....bodoh

[berkeliumk]

I think Pornthip can kick his ass anytime.

[MrSignature86]

hopeless country

[vladimirbostok]

Is he a lawyer? is he qualify? hummmm a million thousand question

[420blaz3420]

truly shameful, the english comical, intellect zero !

[Chrome1605]

this guy is a "datuk"?!?!......

[khuyvoyne]

Even Pornthip is laughing at that arse... LOL. The so-called lawyer.., cant even speak proper english. How did he even pass his degree? :O

[02838dklim]

malays are stupid.....as relatives have blood relation can get married each other, come out with these stupid retarded so called attorney....

[jimme4896]

that is super "good" ingelis! and super "good" thinking. cut this shit malaysia!

[romalondra]

i decided to have a glass of beer while listening to this !!

[sengwattong]

Lets put it this way. when U are sad & need comfort. Watch the video ha ha ha ha

[skelziex]

4:35 "AIYOOO.."

[MySnx]

how can i just know about this vid?it was uploaded aug2010....

[hulago1234]

kahkahkahkahkahkahkah

'deceased' sounds like 'desease'

'admitted' sounds like 'emitted'

kahkahkahkahkahkahkah

[gooieslee]

@hulago1234 Seriously lol? From the whole video, you want to point out those 2 words? What about how he can strangle himself or how he woke up while falling past the 5th floor haha?

[garry3022]

damn it...where did he(lawyer) learn his English?

[rollin3400]

My ears bleed listening to this prick.

[reaperette]

If I need a laugh, this is what I look up. Because as much as I feel like an idiot, I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna be as thick and dense as this guy. Dude, you should go back to darjah satu English. XD

[wijeyekoonjoseph]

thanks for putting this up! lol

[Leouranne]

Oh My Goshhh!! He can't even construct a proper understandable simple sentence and with such bad pronunciation and a very biased and enclosed way of thinking, I feel like strangling him right now!! TBH, the judge and all the Malaysians would think I did them a HUGE favour!!!

[gooieslee]

@Leouranne The fundamentalists wont be able to understand that you are just being satirical. They will say something like waht you said, only in a serious tone, and then use comments like yours as an example that we do the same too.

[LuvChiwawa]

OMG! this is so ridiculous! shame on the lawyer , he is non-professional at all! he is more like a ruffian who try to make up his own story and overturn the evidence tat the anatomist gave! yea wif tat silly and idiot qs too..cnt bear to listen to his accuse anymore!

[orente]

I TYPE IN HOCK MORE AND THIS IS WHAT I GET WTF? lmao

[dadddd77]

OMG. I had always had high regards for our lawyers but I'm shocked by how our DPP carried himself. Silly questions, poor tactics and deplorable english. He is a disgrace to AG's office and I'm ashamed that a person like that can represent our state He is definitely not qualified to represent us.

BTW, does anyone knows where did the man graduate from. His alma matter would probably deny having such a graduan.

[route51]

This guy is a real joker.....he looks down on other countries education? Every country has their standards. Whether it's medical, law, engineering and so on. He can't even speak English right. Don't make a fool out of yourself. Go back to school...

[nshekyn]

how the heck did he pass his bar exams??? with that kind of english, no one would hire him to defend themselves!!! well, except for those in this video. pea brains hiring bird brain. im so ashamed. feels like hearing a fishmonger talking rather than a lawyer.

[reaperette]

@nshekyn But the fishmongers that sell ikan aren't as stupid...

[nshekyn]

@reaperette yup u are right. the fishmongers i know speak much better english / singlish than this dude.

[THEWORLD116]

bodoh nyer lawyer nie... inilah menunjukkan org malaysia nie bodoh nak mampus... yg pegi tanya pasal universiti dia tuw buat apa.....

kalo dia pelajar dari oxford baru qualified kew?

ada sorang pelajar malaysia yg belajar di universiti yg famous pown last2 jadi pelacur jugak...

jgn pandang rendah pada org...

dont judge book by its cover

Albert einstein tak pegi universiti pown qualified gak jadi raja physic

ur argument is stupid

[taweilim]

Is this the best lawyer DPP have? What a joke!

[VandreaX]

*facepalm*

[arahim1987]

1:35-2:10...issit true?or this doraemon just shitting around?

[nobbysan00]

@arahim1987 ey >:( don't bring doraemon into this! he's awesome unlike this retarded lawyer!

[chapht]

"....24 years as lawyer!" What? It is must be joke! Lawyer for 24 years with shits... No wonder, foreigners shun away from investing in Malaysia! Keep up with this kind of lawyers...

[HollyTheFireNinja]

I was about to pursue law until I watched the entire inquest.

[eugene9993]

24 year as a lawyer can speak this kind of english and ask those stupid quation? malaysia memang boleh! feel shame we got this kind of prosecutor...

[rollin3400]

@eugene9993 Even you can't speak or write properly.

[LamnaNasus]

"Before falling, unconscious. While going down, landed, conscious."

WTF is that kind of assumption???

[concernppl]

Actually, I think he is younger brother of the late Yusof Chong - the comedian. Better quit before he is asked to.

[concernppl]

Satu lagi project oleh Kerajaan BN!

[Najismongolia]

Indeed our whole government is made up of these morons.

[jussticerocket1]

Arggh! This guy is a bloody joke!

I am realy sorry for Teoh's fate. Those MACC's officers must be held responsible for their malice and unlawful actions. You are dealing with someone's life being snuffed out by THUGS in UNIFORM.

Surely MACC must be held responsible and the nonsense of framing Teoh's suicide bid should be thrown of court.

The verdict should have been first degree murder by MACC's officer.

Let's hope the course of justice will previal.

[khalis307]

i am so sorry for him. he must be really embarrassed.

[nurhadizainol]

what a joke man. is this the kind of prosecutors that we have here in Malaysia? What an insult to the legal profession. as a law student im a shame of what he has to put before the court. the ag's office is making a fool of the legal profession, making a fool of this case making a fool of them self. how would you expect people to respect the Justice Department of our country if this what being showed to us.

[gugugigigagaga]

if im on his team, i would have objection against him too...haha

[jixx88]

Biasa lah lawyer melayu(UMNO) ...harap menang di tempat sendiri kalau di antarabangsa dan singapore bodoh macam beruk..

[lopochai]

i can understand how the prosecutor feel becoz he probably just finish his PMR!

or wait a standard 6 student knew this!!

this is why i love malaysia becoz it neva fail to make ppl laugh when 1 is down at times

forget about ur beers and watch this video!!

[MsZalizura]

memalukan sistem kehakiman malaysia je. timbalan pendakwa raya.menyoal soalan bodoh dan berulang2 dah mcm orang tak reti bahasa smpai hakim nak kena tolong....lawak2

[jonracer1012]

"I have a question for you! Are you a lawyer?" HAHHAHA Best lawyer ever!

[genius1414]

dumbest lawyer I ever seen, and the worst is he looks like a pig.

[torntroy]

dont augue with Dr. Pornthip Rojanasunan, the best pathlogist in thailand. Go...... thai health care providers.

[bacon920730]

no wonder the uploading of this video was delayed... an embarrassment to malaysia... and to lawyers... shame on you...

[leepealing]

outside Malaysia people don't fuck our stupid lawyer.

[BonnyNg]

cant imagine Malaysia got such a STUPID lawyer

[cwmak70]

@BonnyNg you meant people... He doesn't even portray himself as a lawyer. He's a monkey who can use his nonsense at Kedai Kopi. Kedai Kopi Lawyer....

[4Life9123]

lol i can see those facepalms lol

such shameful acts by the lawyer

[flyinseal]

Jokers... like dat oso can become lawyer. Might as well become a clown and make lame jokes. =.=

[lanny62901]

the JUDGE also see the stupidity of the Fucking Stupid Lawyer!!!