Baby Voice for Jesus - Epic Fail

[sgouver13]

We don't need Atheists like Dawkin for these guys. Just some good psychiatrists.

[neversaycant1]

Is he channeling God's spirit or an childlike demon

[neversaycant1]

Wow!

Great voice over. It sounds as if he swallowed a little boy whole methinks.



[bl8n2]

..............................­....?

[viscon2011]

OH MY GOODNESS, There is no possible way that He would Destroy whatever vestige of reputation he had that night by singing in such a silly manner, or that the Audience would actually clap to that???? WOW

[DynamicoDesigns]

Ahhh, Cameron from Modern Family BEFORE he met Mitchell, LOL

[fdasherv]

And then, ladies and gentlemen, he gave blowjobs til 1 am.

[blazejames47]

The people look like they're use to this kind of thing

[Shamus8b8]

I bet he created 17 atheists in that audience

[Shamus8b8]

DUDE UNCLE JOEY IS THE BEST, I LOVE FULLHOUSE

[Eternalux]

i get pedo vibes from him

[thisisaguy]

This converted me. God plans all my days now. Finally, I never have to lose sleep at night trying to decide if I should have toast with my eggs in the morning or a bagel. Thank you Jesus for carefully planning that wrong turn I made yesterday which lead me to the part of town where the hookers work.

[LynchColl94]

Is this on Itunes?

[audiostew]

See you in Hell, my friend.

[MrAdamakakis]

All I can say is GOD SMOKES CRACK!!

[Akister]

I wasn't aware that Elmo was baby Jesus.

[Sonofspam64]

Damn, that song fucking rocked! Where can I get the CD?

[jasongee1970]

Fuck,..that was the worst fundie song ever,but they enjoyed it.

[zzzut]

AHHHHH! Run for your life!!! A 500 lbs yellow chipmunk!

[Bellinzona1000]

My father went to college with this guy.

[CoolerKing37]

@Bellinzona1000 Was he different then he is now? Before doing Christian stuff was he a huge party animal in college or something?

[Bellinzona1000]

@CoolerKing37 No. He went to Liberty. He was what they call one of Jerry's kids.

[ExitMuSlC]

@Bellinzona1000 What a fucking waste of education.

[spunkets]

He's not fooling me.

That's the voice of some kid he ate for lunch.

[solfa2k4]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA RIDICULOUS!!!!

[TheGravygun]

Lsd influenced material.he is laughing at u...

[penniesfromheavon]

this is borderline blasphomy....and a mockery

[kissthebaby85]

Whether or not this guy was made in the image of god is irrelevant. He was clearly made in the image of a pear. God is apparently either pear shaped, hilarious, or non existant, but the only thing that should really be taken away from this is that people who are pear shaped should not wear pear colored clothing.

Whoever created this guy didn't impart enough intelligence upon him to realize this, and for that we thank you.

[daltonbryceterhorst]

Why?

[TheHelado36]

Any kid that was there and was (with reason), convince that this guy is a lunatic, is nowadays a non believer.

[TheHelado36]

Hahaha, if that god of yours made you at his image, then this god has a fuck up idea of a functional human body, get a life or kill yourself!

[Ghorghinahn]

I guess he forgot his ventriloquist dummy that night. You know, the one with the torn trousers and bruises on his knees.

The show must go on!

[lurch321]

Was this filmed at a meeting of the Man-Boy Love Association?

[lanpingpug]

"Sacrifice of praise" is one of those phrases that the pentecostal/happy clappy Christians like to put into their songs, like "river of praise" or "being in the spirit" and others like that. I escaped from that sort of church a long time ago. I'm a member of another now and believe me, we don't ask guys in yellow tops with mullets and voices that would scare children to sing this sort of crap in our meetings.

[WeTheStrange]

What in the world is a "sacrifice of praise"?? Really this is sheer, utter excrement.

[WeTheStrange]

Utterly hideous.

[finderfinder100]

i love the voice, the mullet, the bright yellow shirt that is a no-no on anyone

[VekinHighwalker]

Really..?

[homeostasis4me]

Fundie Elmo!

[Jayoung1000]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

[deekeeley83]

I'd rather have my balls squashed than listen to this guy again.

[SpamSharter]

Possibly the worst thing I've ever seen.

[eternalcrumpet]

he probably uses that voice to make children think he is actually a child so they will go wander off with him so he can rape them

[CrsnCheez]

It's obvious: He ate elmo and elmo managed to escape to his vocal chords to send out a signal.

[gateshead1000]

If his god loves him, why did he do that to him?

[zoeyjusko]

The audience members must have been in shock when they heard this. What is it about religion that makes some people so crazy? I'm going to have nightmares tonight now.

[MJmrsnika]

omg how scary!



[TheCMinister]

If this guy was made in god's image, is god a stupid fat cunt?

[deejaystatue]

@TheCMinister lol!

[macmarine]

@TheCMinister … yup! God always gets his Happy Meals super-sized for free! But this guy needs to be put in a straight-jacket!

[ideologger]

@TheCMinister you said it, not me. but yeah, pretty much.

[xXDJsmileyXx]

sounds like chucky im scared!!!!!

[Typhoon250]

HOLY SHIT! I was fucking mortified when that sloppy gutted asshole broke out in the baby singing, he needs a kick in the nuts....although it sounds like someone may have already done that.

[Bizzer10]

This is the most pathetic thing ive ever seen.

A so-called man, relegating himself to the role of an obedient dog for the approval of an imaginary owner

[deejaystatue]

@Bizzer10 amen!

[mrfinn99]

If I was there I would have to fight the urge to roll up a newspaper and smack him on the head.

[T0X0PHILUS]

Bless! The men in white coats will be along shortly,

[jazzx251]

When I first saw this, I thought it was unfair how the uploader had changed the voice to make him look stupid.

But when I found out it was for real, it became easily the most disturbing video I've ever watched. I still get serious nightmares.

My doctor warns me that the horror will never go away, but there are techniques I can use to help me live with this and hopefully begin to lead a normal life again.

[jmoney2205]

Thank you! I will wash my eyes out with bleach and stab my ears.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Hey custard-guts, you appear to be out of your mind.

[nanaforiod]

His high pitched giggle will haunt my nightmares from now until this Big Brother like God finally sends me out of the kindness of his all loving heart to hell if only to release me from this horror.

[kiklop777]

wow this guy is so derainged

[tehzoh]

rofl

[bringonthewrath]

the did a good job of not getting a shot of his front butt in some sweat pants

[tAiKaMiEs22]

WTF

[socksumi]

Probably the worst thing I've ever seen.

[ZenPimps]

Is this a case of possesion by Alvin or some other chipmunk?

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

He should give up Christianity (Its a dying industry anyway) , and try and to get a job with Seasme Street. Also try Jim Henson, his movies usually have pretty extreme, eccentric actors in them.

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

I like the words to this song - they really install an image of a human loving god of peace, tolorance, understanding ect.

I tend to agree with User Tony619rider -->

' This is why people dog the Christian community so bad. Dude come on ! '

-tony619rider (2 weeks old)

[DanameaTheBattleLock]

@DanameaTheBattleLock

I dont know if you can tell, but the comment I made about liking the word to this song were said with sarcasm.

[Hopefulfilment]

My brain hurts...

[SesameCake]

Epic mullet.

[Zentz29]

He has raped many children...

[tony619rider]

This is why people dog the Christian community so bad. Dude come on.

[roudy1689]

@tony619rider you got that right, this is embarassing. imagine any other faith acting this stupid.

[tbcslayer]

lmaooooooooo

[MoonPhase94]

e_e

o_O

x@ do not like!!!!!

[Oct195]

Time to be exorcised.

[Greatheehaw]

HOLY CHEESE

[Greatheehaw]

HOLY CHEESE

[CaptainConnorsaurus]

He's been called the songbird of his generation by those who've heard him.

[rom3z]

its golem from lord of the rings

[jazzx251]

@rom3z

"so juicy sweeeeeeeet"

[slamdrump]

In His image?

God's a fat bloke with a mullet?

Hmmmm, maybe I've misjudged this religion stuff. Where do I join up?

[sunnyacres23]

he's fucking fearfully made alright

[flubno]

If gods skillfull hand made him who he is, than what does that say about god ? God must have been smokin crack the day the made this mofo , wtf

[foxygrandpa991]

@flubno AHAHAH!!!

[sweetmonkeylove1]

What in the fuck is that! Shoot it!

[vmorgun]

Quick - shoot it in the head! It will immobilize it, it will stay dead! :)

[deathraykills]

you have the voice of an angel. your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus.

[CoolerKing37]

Ugh. John Belushi, Chris Farley, and John Candy are all dead yet this fat fuck is still alive? Goddammit...

[paysonkimmel]

What? Is he hiding Quatto under that sweater?

[louisxiiii]

I dunno - maybe this is the work of Satan to drive people away from Christianity?

[louspintoo]

If I was there, I would be bright red,peeing myself and chewing up the inside of my cheek trying not to bust out laughing. Hopefully I wouldn't have a friend there, either. (Pretty good cartoon voice, though).

[GMANKOOL23]

bobby generic's twin brother,lol

[muti7777]

That's kinda sad... :) Cool for kids, but for an adult congregation? :)

[HipHop101Tv]

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA

[brockshort]

LOL! This guy came to my church when I was a kid! Awesome!

[deathraykills]

goodness joey gladstone has put on some weight 0_O

[GMANKOOL23]

@deathraykills  lol

[hybridrainbowremix]

This is horrible, but I like the video. This reminds me so much of True Stories/Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

[suppdanicali]

im a christian and I thought this was a little (A LOT) weird.... I'm not a crazy christian, and im happy for that, haha

[messenger360]

Christian music in general is a fail.

[sleece6]

He rhymed "Praise You" with "Days You" That's really neat

[gonzal05]

#WTF lol, what a stupid guy, the kid´s voice its really disturbing lol

[hkfan1980]

it's stuff like this that turn people away from god XD

[missbatman]

Sounds kinda like Elmo mixed with a gremlin...

[Josh95851]

what.....the.....fuck......

[coralarch]

Couldn't he praise God for Weight Watchers- and book hmself into the nearest meeting? After all, gluttony is a sin that God really, really hates!

[fonna]

LOL!!

And the people just keep on staring forward in a trance!!

Amazing!!

Hilarious and oddly creepy on so many levels.

[DiverforPort]

@fonna Not sure what is worse this or the song "Jesus is my friend".

[mcklown]

Oh look, a report with the 25% of the volume.

[KonigsTigger1]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[jenessa1018]

wtf?

why does he flip through the bible every time he says "all your days you planned for me"

what corny weirdo

[QuartuvLarry]

Frank Welker voice

[promalta]

LOL HAHA! i bet he does it on purpose right?

[suppdanicali]

how could anyone in there take that serious?

[foamystwinsister]

See? You give a christian a microphone, and THIS shit happens.

[FunkyPajamaMan]

@foamystwinsister see? You give a guy like you freedom and THIS country happens.

[Saromatae]

Is he channeling baby jesus or Howie Mandel?

[Saromatae]

He was channeling the baby jesus!! It's all true after all!!

Baby jesus sounds like that Howie Mandel cartoon Bobby too. Whooda thunk it.

[BCGSjack]

WTF??????

[aiyce1]

..what...the...fuck...

[shooty]

I died a lot inside. Not just a little bit.

[mastercheif892]

christans are freaks iam atheist

[superafgpower]

no wonder wisw n smart christians leave christianity behind.

[SanguineBullet667]

. . . that was creepy

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

So, is Lil' Markie his other personality or something?

[hatchk01]

Stuff like this makes me skeptical of my democratic convictions...maybe everyone shouldn't get a vote...

[heavyboxes]

it's a weird world.

[roudy1689]

2nd row, 3 from the left, right side. kid commiting ritual seppuku.

[BillKiernan]

W....T.....F......

[Banic666]

This is why I dont go to Church Christians are freaking weird

[uccomic]

Horrible entertainment.

[v2keener]

01:07 You mean if I could just be sincerely deluded and/or enough of a swindler, I could make money making crazy voices? SWEET! Damn, though: I have a sense of morality.

[Perryoo]

what the fuck.. this is so fucking stupid.

[jmg94j]

The lyrics are almost as goofy as the pastor himself. " I will praise you for I am fearfully made...all my days you planned for me...and I'll always be a sacrifice of praise ...for I was fearfully and wonderfully made. I would like to change the lyrics to, "I will praise you, cause I'm really scared to death... my free will I do have not... I will always, kiss your ass in every way... for you're great and I don't want to go to hell"

[MrsD7777]

OMG its a Louie Anderson balloon with giant pants on filled with Helium!

Jesus should use that same voice on him on Judgement day while rejecting his mockery!

[amadorbe]

fcking creepy man

[artyfarty2]

now that's funny

[SamuraiPie8111]

O_O

[drumer559]

ho.........ly...............cr­ap......

[goaliestar1010]

Pope says what?

[JohnWoo]

Creepy Christians.

[HoneyNVinegar]

What is it with these enormous, god-fearing grown men thinking they're being cute when they put on these horrific children's voices? It's so smarmy and unsettling.

[bgood]

10-90!!!!!!!

[jonh1035]

What a freak. The things people do in the name of God.

[WebKlyxDotCom]

Holy crap...Dave Couliet got fat ;)

[killamodafuker]

hahahahahahah

[superjord]

It might be harsh but this man deserves to die. I'm not religous in any aspect but I feel sorry for Christians for having someone like this in their faith. Lmao

[BlazerYO22]

OMG what the heck?

That's extremely screwed up. Totally omg wtf.

I'm christian.. and that's so creepy

[TheElPajero]

This is just really weird.. and scary. Is this guy for real or some sick joke?

[forniasmarilublanca]

shit he reminds me of fucking chucky ........dosen't he?

[roblou62]

I'm going to tell my Mom

[Brett954]

creepy lol

[Applelove108]

btw christians rock

[iwiwla22]

I think he touches little boys....and makes little boys touch him!

[iouakick]

"little Marky and i" ? .... must be a multiple personality disorder.. among many other disorders by the look of it.

[Gecsrae]

LOL. this guy represents the "truth" of the universe.

[mustardnugget]

Beautiful... Just beautiful.

I'm sorry I can't hold it in... HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mustardnugget]

Took me until 1:37 until I started pissing myself.

[MasamunesSong]

Oh dear god...

Tickle me elmo has a better singing voice. You can tell they're Christians because they clap politely after having this poison poured down their ears.

[ThisisStickman]

great, i was just about to go to bed. Now i don't think that will happen

[forestskog]

surprised this gem didn't make it into bill maher's religulous

[ilyzmyfriends]

this is so pathetic

[LunaGracie]

1:25 That crazed giggle will haunt my dreams O_O

[kelly394]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

[katrik1988]

Uh. LOL

[jacobvoelzke]

amazing. now we're one step closer to proving that Christianity is a verifiable mental disorder.

[CannibalVegetarian]

WIN

[whitewolf7655]

lol this sounds like it would be the background song for a family guy skit....but he was serious about it. XD

[PAC0TAC0]

is he wearing a windbreaker and black denim jeans fucking christians are fucking crazy

[LambieSinClair]

HAHAHA OMG!!! that was disturbing! LMAOOO

[mst3k4evr]

At least this isn't the one where Lil Markie sings about abortion; that one is totally creepy.

[Zeqmont]

When I first saw this, I thought some kid was gonna come on stage and sing badly.

This is much more loltastic.

[tribaldemon78]

O' my science!!!who let him out of the psycho ward???

[Botrytis18]

Oh God...

[impossibla]

freeekkkkK!!!

[DarkAku666]

☻/

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/ \ FUCK BOB

[guitarman1622]

rofl!!! omg! i think i peed my pants! funny as hell.

[retrotails]

...and wonderfully, GAYYYYY!!!