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  • i have a two-edged sword.i want to know if i take it in a zombie apocalypse or not.

  • I have a real katana from japan and it looks like the one he said was fake

  • @101boatbuilder No you are

  • im sick of these stupid world of warcraft ads with chuck norris

  • @Jamac007 in other words your completely right

  • @Jamac007 you are right BUT they need bullets and in a zombie scenario the bullets on the shelves are the only ones left. So once again your right but also have a Meele weapon always. Nice list of requirements also

  • When you dont give out the good weapons then those people are going to die and theres just gonna be more zombies

  • Guns are useful BUT you need these requirements:

    1) First you need to be fully trained to use for safety, effectiveness and maintenance

    2) Silencer, keep it quiet so you don't attract more undead

    3) Ammunition, otherwise you have an expensive club

    4) Small weight and size, speed, strength and endurance is everything, the smaller the easier

    5) Always have a backup melee weapon

    Guns are not the answer to the undead but they are good in the sense that you kill at speed and at a distance.

  • @Jamac007 I totally agree

  • @Jamac007 Guns are also good for keeping out raiders and other scavengers who want to take your stuff :P

  • Use A silenced gun its queit and does not attract zombies

  • never take guns for three reasons

    1. they're loud

    2. they need to be reloaded

    3. they jam

  • @scorpion7334 What are you gonna take? A bow and arrow? TONS of Ammo one shot kill, and a jam is very unlikely.

  • @mikebrian743 either that or a katana

  • @scorpion7334 Sure, but I'd say take one in case the situation is bad. Keep a 9mm with you. Rounds are inexpensive, the're accurate, they'll get the job done, however, don't rely on it always have a backup weapon and learnt to use it. Plus, if you have a melee type of weapon, you will be suprised at how tired you'll get in a short amount of time, oh and they're a bit risky to use.

  • @scorpion7334 And a gun isn't really the weapon. The bullet is.

  • @AndrewZaidan wrong. a gun is a modern version of a bow and arrow.

  • @903harman if you say so

  • what store is that? please tell me

    

  • if zombies attacked every thing would be free

  • @tmzrox wouldnt you have to get the blood inside you somehow?

  • thats the store i want near by to me in case of zombie outbreak

  • Smart

  • why the hell does it say "humor" in the tags. this is serious shit.

  • @360deeman You don't have to reload a sword. -__-

  • I TAKE THE SICKLE IN THE BACKGROUND

  • expertvillage is doing zombie apocalypse vids? wow the world is fucked up.

  • @101boatbuilder you mean how america is fucked up

  • @saintpedr00 yeah exactly fuck america.

  • @CasitaFilms I never said a machine gun or pistol, I was thinking more of a high caliber bolt action sniper rifle.

  • @360deeman dude a high caliber would be something like a barrett and one of those costs $10,000 honestly i would go with an m4a1 a 500 magnum a 1911, a combat knife, shotgun, and a machete.

  • @360deeman Snipers are a horrible choice, same with shotguns, if anything use a pistol and or another weapon in your other hand such as a machete or something to keep them off of you. A sniper and shotgun take way too long to load and they are loud as balls.

  • Theres a hardware section with crowbars at benjemin moore. :)

  • @xBRAYDOSxPWNSx Then your FU!@ED

  • y use a sword wen a zombie infection is all abt GUNS GUNS

  • why spend $600 now when you can wait until the zombie outbreak happens and loot all the places with dead people?

  • @TheChicClique because most likely all the guns and swords that are worth something are gong to be gone.

  • Guns>Swords.

  • this video is crap. example if you are asleep and you wake uo and there are zombiez your not going to have time to go to a damn store you look in your backyard for something. most of the people would be to scared to even leave there house. think about it there are zombies everwhere and going in a store would not be the safest thing. if you are thinking of going to a store then im pretty sure other people are.

  • @furball179 I have a machete in my room and more people going to the store is good. Meet up with other survivors.

  • @furball179 thats why you buy the weapons BEFORE the zombie attack. doesnt it make sense?

  • @xBRAYDOSxPWNSx kill yourself with a kitchen knife before to be eaten alive?

  • lol theres a cicle on the wall i know i dont know how to spell cicle

  • the katana is a light and deadly sword

  • Where is that store

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  • crowbar medium and aluminum baseball bat... im set bitches!!!

  • I keep a ka-bar and both my AK47 and SKS have bayonets on them

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  • @DeManMetDeMening

    aye! ive seen it with me own cursed eyes! tis be a sad thing to see a man turn...

  • @DeManMetDeMening It's hilarious that you are posting this when there's zombies around you. Come on. The only people who are going to buy that are the morons who believe zombies are real.

  • @PredatorKillsAlien Im in my panicroom now. Zombies think panicrooms arent real and something out of fairytales

  • @DeManMetDeMening Well duh, zombies were never told that Santa is a ninja. Therefore, their minds are underdeveloped and prone to being tricked by reality. Silly zombies.

  • U know what I do for melee combat? Have one hand axe or one hand war hammer (no cheap size, make it at home even thou it maybe hard) and one side katana.

  • a smart thing would be a body armour based on medievil kinghts, then you can go in close range and quietly hammer their skulls in.

  • @thanqualthehighseer with chain that is very big so zombies cant bit you and you are perfectly safe...

  • lol how can zombies rule the earth there less intelegent then peter griffin

  • @bulldogman17 had the ability to reanimate dead tissue during certain test mainly testing on dogs and humans who died in WWII so im guessing the meteor crash was around 1940-ish

  • MY mele weapon gonna be dual axes easy weight, fast to use and cuts like a charm

    My rnaged weapon gonna be a silenced sniper *drewl* med medium rnaged weapon is the M16 silenced ofc know thats some gear wich can be light wieght and i promise you m16 is light xD ive held one haha and a sniper to :3

  • this will be good for tommorow ahahaha pelet gun

    

  • my plan is grab all the guns i can set off a car alarm and have fun killing the zeds and wen i run out of bullets ill pull out my suicide gun and put one in the head

  • Pretty sure my list is:

    Grab viable weapon,

    Attract zombies away from the store with a slowish moving car and a an alarm.

    Go LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOTING!

  • JESUS LOOK AT THE STOCK THAT STORE HAS!!!!!!!!!

  • if ur as skilled as me i would recomened not using big weapons cuz remember if a big horde of zeds are chasin u the weapons i would recommend are. a hammer, a few metal baseball bats, bowi knives, sais, daggers, and a few shurikens and kunais. Thoughs are just a few examples of gud weapons to, oh and u might want to find a lightweight machine gun

  • Z-SAT: Zombie Survival Aptitude Test is an awesome book! :)

    Check it out zombie fans!!!! :)

  • You need to know how to defend to zombies...Because they are real and they are starting to grow in population...I have been killing them for years and they recently became more...But really alot of them are coming...Years ago i kill like 1 or 2 per day ( Because i hunt them with my comrades ) But know i dont even have to look for them they come to me and they are like 10 per day...I think i will move my refuge to another place because it coming more dangerous....Good videos...And goodbye...

  • ok i'd go with a Celtic sword, a Persian sheild, a hidden blade, a dagger, a crossbow, and a sniper rifle...(i'd use the long range weapons when my short range weapons break)

  • you should only use melle weapons as a last resort or youll get infected real fast

  • @gavy4247 Only to civillians I have a permit to fire, handle, carry, and kill with these weapons having severed in the gulf war and being a certified police officer I'm allowed to carry anything exept explosives, and also have a collector's permit, and a firing permit for assualt weapons. So as long as I'm not in an area controlled by the local and/or federal government (public places) I can fire these weapons, but after a zombie apocalypse that won't really matter.

  • @Iainluna bullshit. you're just a fag who plays too many video games. now do us all a favor and stfu

  • @bulldogman17 Oh really well we'll see whenever there is a zombie outbreak or an invasion of the us by other countries who is alive and who is either being butt-fucked by a zombie or a comunist

  • @Iainluna oh god. did you really just say that? are you implying that you think a "zombie outbreak" can actually happen? somebody needs to turn off the xbox. judging by everything you said, you know nothing about guns or the laws surrounding them. because A: you don't need a permit to handle or fire any guns, B: there is no such thing as a permit to kill, C: being a vet (which i would bet every dime i have that you are NOT) or a cop (which again that you are not)

  • @Iainluna (continued) has nothing to do with having a class 3 licence which you need to posses automatic firearms. and if you're talking about the semi auto versions of all the guns you listed then pretty much anyone can own them. and if your not on public property dumbshit, then you're on private property, which you can fire on just like anyone else. my point here being that you just make yourself look a total ass because you make up shit on youtube just cuz you think it makes you look cool

  • @bulldogman17 1. i said i have a collectors licence/class 3 2. i can shoot in private property owned by me or my friends because if i go around shooting in a public place like in the middle of the city then i'll be arrested regardless 3. obviously i ment the fully auto or i wouldnt have brought up the point of licences in the first place you dumb-fuck 4.just because someone if better/owns something(s) you dont doesnt mean they're liars ass-clown now go play your games you little fink

  • @Iainluna yes obviously you can shoot on your own property or if you have permission. just like every other fucking person in the country. you're making it sound like that makes you somehow special. and you're right, owning something i dont doesnt make someone a liar, but blatantly talking shit about things they know nothing about however does. and are you really telling me to go play games? buddy, you're the one who just implied that you believe in zombies. i dont even fucking play video games

  • @bulldogman17 again i am merely getting my point across to your dumbass that people can shoot in a place owned by them of having permission on someone elses porperty because the way you said it you made it sound like i was stating that i didnt know the difference secondly i do believe in zombies because its been prooven they have exsisted before like in places like hati and in russia after there was a meteor crash in like 19-something scientist found special violet glowing rocks that .....

  • who the fuck has any of those in there home!!!

  • @aces45100 alot of peaple

  • I have a permit for assult weapons ... so i have everything that most people don't have, i made my basement into an armory. ASSUALT RIFLES: m4, m16, famas ak47, ak74, ak74U,ect SNIPERS:barret 50, M110, M21,ect HEAVY MGs: m240, m249, m60...ect thats just off the top of my head so if theres a zombie attack I'm set

  • HURRAY for abusing weapons ridiculously

  • No u cant a good gun cost more and u will run out a sorwd is unlimited

  • @deedude90 you can get a military surplus gun for 200, and then some ammo. And yes a sword won't run out of ammo, but when you have 20 zombies coming at you, you'll sure as hell want that gun.

  • $600!?!? I could buy a gun and several thousand rounds(bullets) for less than that

  • @360deeman Buy shot gun, any other guns are pointless pistols,machine guns youll waste lots of bullets trying to kill a zombie swords are decent,shot gun = epic win

  • @360deeman dont have to reload a sword tho

  • @360deeman I think the guy over exaggerated on that. you can buy a very effective katana or sword for at least $100. even custom swords made by Ronin Katana for example are about $150 to $175. not endorsing this company just sayian...

  • is the zsa real

  • my weapon of choice: nunchucks

  • how about hiring chuck norris?

  • You are living in a world I haven't quite identified. Haha 600 dollars on a fuckin' sword? And in reference to a cheap mid-evil skull crushing gismo you say this is a typical mid-evil weapon to find in a household. I say "bullshit"! You are fuckin' high mister.

  • @gailardiar i have one of those swords in my house and i live in a 3rd world country. also my sword looks better than the one in the video. but once the bastards come i will put it to the test >:D

  • @MrDone4 hmmm theres a pretty good chance that decapitating the damn thing is gonna kill it. And its virtuall harmless anyways... If i have ay least a coat on, it cant do much to me

  • I like how he says "these are examples of the typical medieval weapons most people have in their houses." like most people have medieval weapons in their house...

  • @Zladysman Not so much that the typical person has medieval weapons in their house, as much as the one that does has one of inferior quality.

  • i have that same exact real katana!!!!

  • holy shit that was cool I learnd something lol good game

  • imagine this is cod 150,121,421 kill streak zomg. dang it i died wtf!@! no respawn

  • how much for a decent katana?

  • @ThroatSlitta ummm... a cheapy? 50$... a decent one about 300$ and a nice handmade, folded japanese one 600- 800 $...

  • i bought a sword at a trift store, i got home it was broke, dam thrift store

  • I know where my birthday money is going to...

  • was I the only one who noticed that zombie bouncing off the garbage truck and the fence? 1:58

  • where can u eve n buy weapons?

  • lol at 600$ swords.

  • or you can steal one, hence the person who's melee happy neglects in bringing a knife to a gunfight.

  • last thing I'd advise is a sword , because to keep a sword in proper condition takes a time you don't have, clearly we know zombies aren't real but if a situation did come up, never be in melee range, period. if you do find yourself in CQB mace/hatchet and shield ( anything can be made into a shield), hit them with the shield first to set up with a sweeping strike with your weapon to the head to throw them off balance/to the floor, then run away before more come, clean your weapons after.

  • @MnC614 lol, like some nice roman soldier tactics combined with hit and run.

  • you want to know how to survive a zombie apocalypse? go to the amazon an survive in the jungle with nothing but a multi-tool for a week , grantee by the end of that you would be a complete bad ass and smash on zombies like chuck greene, the original badass.

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  • where is this store?

  • screw th katna ill crab my 12 gauge and rifle and a 22 cal side arm and my 10 inch bowie knife and german dagger then tthe katna

  • what happens if chuck norris becomes a zombie:[

  • Or you could Fix it up with Duct tape

  • @wargarkaz it will break again

  • @TheJPOG Duct tape fix everything >:(

  • Yeaaaahhhh buddy! When he whipped out that real sword, i damn near orgasmed! My primary weapon: katana!! Why resort to a shotgun on 2 zombies that r 3 feet away when you can slice their goddamn head off!

  • @MrSuPeRsLy21

    no offence, but slicing the head off doesnt guarinty(dunno how to spell) a kill.

    you are all like O YEA HIS HEAD IS OFF! WOOOOOOO! youre over excited, the z-thing scrathes ur leg,

    and bobs ur uncle, ur a zombeh

  • @MrSuPeRsLy21 because the blood will squirt like a fucking sprinkler and get into your eyes,mouth,etc, then.....you're infected.

  • @MrSuPeRsLy21 Hell ya slice em

  • I have the sword. Who will provide the zombies?

  • how not to suvive a zombie attack: 1:run up to the zombies 2:Say group hug 3:Hug a zombie while they rip every bit of flesh off you 4:Become a zombie

  • When in doubt, visit the nearest weapon shop. 100% discount to all weapon.

  • Do not get a sword.I repeat do NOT get a sword as your melee weapon.It's fantastic but only when you are dealing with another sword.There isn't gonna be any swordplay,blocking,parrying or anything of the short...So loose the thickness and two-handedness (and chance of breaking) that most swords have and get yourself a shitload of expendable-reliable cold steel machetes.They're light,unbreakable,easy on your wrist and they cut like the devil.Also encase yourself in a motorcycle body armor.

  • just get a kukri, i'd more effective and cheaper then a katana

  • I'd go with a fire ax and a 1911

  • why spend $600 on a katana...when i can get a machete for about $50

  • @XYLagGaming 1.machetes can brea easiar 2 you need to get more upclose and 3 they dull easiar..

  • @VORTEXSWIRL then...I'll get two machetes...

    :)

  • @VORTEXSWIRL 1.They never break...they might bend(search for:kukri machete destruction test).2.No you don't, most of them are just the right size.Longer/heavier blades are unwieldy and have a million downsides especially when you are not talking swordplay(no good in a room,you're bound to get it stuck somewhere while swinging).3.Yes they do but you can carry 5 for every sword you would carry and you can cut men twice as easily for an hour with each of them before you see problematic dullness.

  • @yanniskusogaki oh, i need to study on my weapons some moe XD thanks

  • @VORTEXSWIRL No worries,most people tend to go for the sword.

  • @VORTEXSWIRL Sorry,I just noticed I responded with my brother's account.

  • @MyCrackUP actually scientists have created a virus called the rage virus that turns people crazy to kill anything alive, which makes them basically dead and vicious, similar to a zombie!!!

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650

    just more proof of the stupidity of the human race

  • @tuskuneanno yeah i know they are probably planing to make a biological weapon out of it!, but that is just what i think.

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650

    dude i would not be surprised as far as i am concerned if they do i will be ready i have guns swords and many other things of which i could kill with most of which i inherited from dead uncles from army so i am good since i never have a gun without ammo

  • @tuskuneanno yeah i wish i had guns but i only have blades like fighting knives and stuff, im working on a bail out bag to put in my house if say my area was bombed or something like that or if the rage virus spread or any other situation where a emergency survival bag is needed.

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650

    that's the shit man be ready for anything

  • Could I have the location of that store please?...cause I just shit my pants....

  • @psychoguy1017 the imports channel in the meridian mall but they went out of business a while ago

  • That store looks fucking awesome.

  • 1:58 Zombie in the back is a retard

  • 31 ppl are zombies

  • black ppl are lucky if it does happen they dont have to keep runing just run faster then the asian's fat ppl and well any one they can get buy

  • i have 2 katans to duel swords in my room and a m9 under my bed and a shotgun under the bath room sink

  • people who belive in zombie attacks are dumb shits once urs dead ,ur dead the closest thing to a zombie you could get is a brain dead nerd like u

  • How to survive a zombie attack... sit in a tank

  • I can't wait to get the PSP-4000! I'm lucky I already have the money to buy it, I earned pretty easily with the money making method explained for free at ez-casino(dot)com ;)

  • have a KFC bucket as bait

  • Try not to collect swords cuz they make you look like lonely MMORPG maniac.

  • @RavenholmHunter in your eyes maybe.

  • @Xc31 Umm I read this one of the forums.Its true really.

  • @RavenholmHunter Orly? forum makes true? can you tell me how my collection of WW I and WW II bayonets make me look like alonely MMORPG maniac? and dont say "uhm I read this one of the forums" witch is kinda stupid to say.

  • @Xc31 Ok here is better explaination. I read this on Facepunch. Piss off now

  • @RavenholmHunter not rly lol. i have 7 different swords 2 are bamboo practice ones. once you hit purple in a respectable school you are required to know how to fight with stick and knife for real life situations and any weapon of your choice but mostly for fun. . my choice was sword and numb chuck. numb chuck can be used in real life but i dont see a sword fight breaking out anytime soon until next competition lol.

  • @216DoubleG Sword hurr durr. Katan server it better. Hunting knife too. And glock.

  • holy god in panty hose those weapons are sick

  • What a douche keeping the best weapons for himself! >:(

  • you can get some good quality full tang swords with nice peened ends for round $150-$200 that will hold up nice in combat. i got my arsenal ready lol..now just have to stock up on arrows and crossbow bolts too..

  • KATANA for me. First off zombies are attracted to noise. I'm sure the Katana is alot more quiet than a loud shotgun going off, risking a attracting a crowd of zombies. You may not be able to run out of ammo but you can get tired, but with the lack of loud noise, you will have to kill less zombies.

  • Last time there was a zombie attack around these parts I used a length of lead pipe, it worked wonders, dirt cheap too.

  • 12ga shells are one of the most commonly available rounds there is....personal preference I guess.....Picture this....your alone with no weapons and you see two dudes to go with. One guy has a 12gauge shotgun, the other guy has a sword...Who do you go with? I say shotgun guy, but unlike some people, Im practical.

  • dude, for $600 I think I'd get a couple of remington 870 pump 12ga. shotguns...no offense, but fuck a sword.... your gonna be the guy thats dead, not handing out weapons.

  • @erichoward15 id take a katana or a sword no running out of ammo and you can slice and dice em

  • @mushidigger You say that now sitting cozy at your computer, but if the shit hit the fan, I guarantee you you and most people with half a brain would pick the shotgun.

  • i dont know 1 person with a big huge sword and a mace

  • The thing everyone forgets about these melee weapons, is splatter. You -MUST- protect your face. Goggles and something to cover your mouth should do well, if you plan to use melee weapons a lot. Remember kids: If a single drop of zombie blood gets into any orifice on you, you're going to be a zombie!

  • seriously all u need are some fatass friends....the more of them u have the longer u will live.

  • fuck yea just ordered a musashi 1060 carbon katana from trueswords