Sh*t Arab Dads Say

[machetes]

hey.. where are the subtitles? hehe i'm trying to follow along.

[gimmeasalad]

Love this! Can't stop watching!

[YazMEen12]

My gosh arent der alot of haters here.... Dnt lsn tu dem.. Yur rllyyyyyyyyyyy good... why I say that... because if I can relate to everything ur doing that means... you diff.. know Middle Eastern households! good jobbbbbb

[BreathOfFire23]

Woah bro! I am also from Bidya, Palestine and also live in Dallas, Texas! Small world we live in, huh?

[CaptainTia]

That story of his donkey was so amazing.

[SuperAmi08]

it sooo fanny " Bemza7ech" ...^_^

[rk090997]

You are sooooooooo cute :) *sigh*

[3soolairaqia]

oh em geeeee ur cuteeeeeerrr subhiii keep it up I like u <3

[SmileForKhadija]

You're so funny, but to be honest i think all MUSLIM parents act totally the same.

[tinarox5]

I think this is better than fouseytube.

[jesstherocka]

u want new clothes? inshaAllah :) *nod*

lol!

[edwardo13219]

Fouseytube is better. Download the fouseytube app

[TheButterscotch19]

sippin' chai like a baws. (Y)

[Barcafanatic1]

Like if you think he's cuter than FouseyTube =p

[DrHijabi]

Wallahi.

[MegaLin101]

dude ur so funny just like fouseytube my dad says the same things:Dhahahahahaha

[itsillie]

1:31 HAHAAHAHAH SO TRUE

[3beerM]

لهجتك الفلسطينية ممتازة :D...

[narutoxhinataxneji1]

Almost 98% of it I've seen in Dad.

[linda7amuda]

Wallaheeeee this is2 funny I love when u talk falahee plz do more!!!

[zombiefan1990]

omg, the movements of your hands and your "eh" exactly match those of my dad! So funny

[yousefblacko]

the arabic version of Kassem g lol, ta7eye mn canada ya sede

[caremell]

yahudi walla ahahah :D btw this guy looks like kassem g

[MissKatatny]

gosh your attractive :')

[julenalove1]

Haha im in texas too..

[whitewolf795]

where are you from?

[jenanjeha]

this is so true

[jenanjeha]

you're cute!

[rawfanboy101]

I'm disappointed because I was scrolling through the main page and this came up as "Recommended" and I thought it was by fouseyTUBE :'(

[NazzyWazzy19]

you're hot

[Mongoz08]

0:51 

[Mahmood42978]

this is more things Egyptian dad's say

[doodoocacapeepee123]

Abdel Halim Hafez <3

[stargurrl88]

hes hot

[yohooo7arakaaat]

LOOOOOOOL god that's so true.

[diamonds556]

omg u guys needa quit comparing him to fouseytube , like stfu and fkn enjoy the video .

[iluvcookiemonster777]

ur trying 2 copy da other guy

[TashaGayle]

"you know when i was you're age i use to do Dabke ..I use to jump six feet it the air" Lool!

[38672]

You cannot call this 'Shit' Arab dads say, because you say alhamdulillah, astagfirullah, in sha' Allaah, etc. in it which are religious words and contain the name of Allah in them.. I suggest you change the title, if possible. Other than that, this video is hilarious!

[gamers4life1]

@38672 he never said shit he said sh*t buddy

[Nettles27]

u want new clothes?? "inshallah, inshallah" looooooooooooool

[smejri95]

this one is sooo funny hahaha I relate to everything

[twizy92]

I love your videos youre awesome!!! dont let anyone bring you down!! :)

[NordpolPinguin]

Do you also speak your mothers language? You're only speaking englisch & arabic :D

[AsSweetAsALemon1]

the donkey story cracked me up! LOL

[ariaBRD127]

i think arab dads are more agressive

[TheMissRJ]

@ 0:35 MY GRANDDAD! 

[TheMissRJ]

*tut* " ehhh" omgggg, my dad!!! -,-

[AmuurM94]

hahaha this is very funny. stop comparing fousey and subee

[hanzel65]

soooo funnny you say and do every single thing my parents do! better than fouseytube. and lmfao "i want to write on my 7aaat!"

[CanadianChickita]

how tall are you? lol as tall as the fridge!

[SatansNemesis]

Shatreen!! XD rofl, really loved this video!!



[dodigmaster]

What song was he listening to in the car?

[RareBaylassan]

To those who keep on talking about Fouseytube on Subhi's channel, you guys really need to stop comparing the two! They both have a great sense of humour, and are trying to make you people laugh! So how about you just chiillll and enjoy the vids

[aa22ayesha]

lool at the donkey!

[ang3lpie]

haha i definitely do not think it'll ever be "freezing cold" in Dallas! lol

[micha06300]

c'est pareil en France =)

[TheAbed99]

like if you think Fousey Tube is better



[subeeTube]

@TheAbed99 Like if this guy is annoying. bhahahahaha

[aminap208]

@subeeTube awh no that's mean, come on guys share the love! Let's just appreciate each other for what we are and leave it at that :)

[Geotal45]

@TheAbed99 You got no likes.

[TheNFLGUY619]

hahaha omg my dad is just like that no joke

[staticvoidman]

lol... "you want new clothes? ... inshallah, inshallah"

and that donkey story was pretty good >:D

[KickSaarah]

I showed this to my parents, lol they died laughing. Good stuff man keep it comin ;)

[josefjosef33]

Thumbs up if you know inchalla always means NO !!

[kokkko19]

@josefjosef33

Hahaha sooo trueee my dad says inshAllah and I kiss whatever I was asking for goodbye XD

[shortii131]

ok love this guy but i also love fouseytube i love them both :)

[iloveaida100]

why do keep saying wala...?

[LaLaMegaRawr]

wow that was amazing

this is so true :L

my dad is just like that :L

Thank you for making this video!!

[banoonnn]

No need to compare. They both are good. Mashallah

Both have different ways of entertaining us the same concepts.

[abdulkareem1996]

sooo good to i literally laughed out loud, and i'm in the library now.

[abdulkareem1996]

So true sooo sooooo accurate. lol subhan allah seems all our dad are the same. hhhhh

[MrJamesFields]

Pretty good.

[moussasleiman]

love your video man, it really motivated me to make mine about Lebanese, check it out, maybe we can do some videos together some day!!

[MrGoodojr]

a bro do you go to uta...i sware ive seen u before

[subeeTube]

@MrGoodojr hhahaha yeah I do man

[ThePrincessDandy]

@subeeTube lolol whats uta? :$

[lylotss]

r u muslim

[samsungtube1994]

@lylotss ya he is :)



[samsungtube1994]

Like if u think hes funnier then Fousey...

[abdulkareem1996]

@samsungtube1994 yaeni kind of. he sure makes funny true jokes. lol

[Manar451]

@samsungtube1994 If you think Fousey tube is better, why are you on SubeeTube!!!

[samsungtube1994]

@Manar451 umm... i didnt say that it was TheAbed99

[Manar451]

@samsungtube1994 omgg im soo sorry i wrote it for the wrong person ahhahaha

[graspforsanity]

"he's a jew, hihoudi!!!" hahahahaah omg so accurate

thanks for the vid

[H7Hstudios]

This is a lot better than Fouseytube..like a lot

[alex4soccer4]

brooo everything u did was on point, rly rly brilliant work ! fk fouseytube, ur way more on point ! keep it up

[janahalnajjar]

can you you put the link of a video or somewhere we can listen to the song ya ra3ee??? thanks(:

[WhatAliciaThinks]

OHMYGOD this is so accurate it's unreal!!!

[Maysannable]

" I was carrying my donkey, she broke her leg, I put her on my back, ma emza7esh!"

>3

[Maysannable]

I was feeling down, and I came to watch you and I couldn't stop laughing :) thank you for making my bad days better!

"I want to write on my 7eet"

3>

[Danatjuh11]

SUBSCRIBED!!! :L

[Danatjuh11]

Omd; Wallah, my dad says all of that Sh!t :P

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[VasHappeninLads]

so u're syrian? :)

[americaneagle735]

omigosh! u r ahmazing at acting. UR TALENTED.

[emmarose0013]

THIS IS AMAZING!

[YahZozo]

how come you dont open your book? BAHAHAHAHA Story of my life :)

[Yasmieen13]

Niceeee vid !

it would be awesome if you teach us the palestini dialect :)

[phoenicianaffair93]

hahahahahahah i LOVE this!

[faristhe123456789]

Subhi is my arab dads name lmao

[ThuuuumbsUp]

He's not copying FouseyTube, they're both funny, chill out

[aristocratcomplex]

The fucking tea part killed me.

[Baraa1121]

let me just ask you one question........ are you my dad?!?

because everything you just said my dad says WALLAH !!!

[royaljatti]

and how is that tea made?

[royaljatti]

somebody tell me what he is eating... while telling the mountain story.. i m curious.

[Aquamelli]

@royaljatti The white creamy looking thing he's eating is called labneh. It's nothing more than strained yogurt (removal of whey). It's really delicious and pretty healthy. Labneh is not heat pasteurized, so you get the health benefits of active cultures (probiotics)

[royaljatti]

@Aquamelli thank you!!

[xStillxBreathing]

''he's jewish you know,..yahudi wallah'' hehe best part.

[Lay4realz]

I thought you did a really good job !! LOL ppl need to chill it with the fouseytube comparisons already ! :)

[FurkanKhan100]

u dont live in north america right? the driver's seat is on the right :D

[ihatemiley2]

"why dont you listen to real music..? um kalthoum...fairouz...abdel halim...it's very nice walahi!"

lmfao u r my hero.

[TheGameChannel321]

Haha I loved this!!! FAvORITE!!

[linambition]

your not bad just dnt copy fouseytube

[dsxcleb2nv]

Why are you comparing him and Yousef, just let it be, enjoy the videos and dont hate.

[idunno509]

your cool....you just need you're own style

[ArabSudanese101]

هههههههههههههههه

[amazingsinger93]

Whoever is saying that he's copying fousey needs to stop! He's NOT. He's doing his own thing and Fousey never did anything about Arab fathers, so he's original. Beside the point though, this is sooooooooooo hilarious and COMPLETELY accurate haha! Love it. Great job! :)

[samsungtube1994]

to be honest i think Subhi , is FUNNIER than Fousey

[phoenicianaffair93]

@samsungtube1994 i totally agree!!!!

[Ipodtoucheraccount]

i dont think this is funny, i think fousey is more funny. and im not kissing his ass when i say that its just my personal opinion

[menaelfeky]

i just keep watching this over and over cuz it makes me lmao.

[lolproductionization]

:)

[AbuSatoory]

I love fousey I love abu battata but this guy is BADTEEZ Keep up the Good Work Bro xD

[omarcena111]

your better than fousey plus in fouseys last vid he copied you

[kionayamagata]

okay one last okay last comment! i swear, but answer me >:D

question: what program do u use?

[ardilla1571]

loool!!!! my dad is no where near being arabb 

[kionayamagata]

biofusdkfeiosijo - '' eh....'' lol

okay im commenting way too much on your vid...

[kionayamagata]

i break your face is in arabic or atleast in my country like this:

EKKESSER RASEK!!

lol, my parents say that when theyre angry lol

[arab123ism]

at 1:52 he's eating with his left hand...Haram!

[kionayamagata]

@arab123ism he said yt flipped it mr obvious ;l

[WillyFooFoos]

He looks like an Arabic version of Jake Gyllenhaal

[ThePrincessDandy]

@WillyFooFoos OMFG YEAHHHHH HE DOES!! :O :P

[kionayamagata]

fousey this fousey [or whatever his name is] that wtf dude. like there is only one arab who can be funny on yt ??

[kionayamagata]

one of the best shit_say xD love this vid. it resembles not only my dad but even my mom... seriously my whole arab family :P

[jarofcheese]

Dabkee :P

[jarofcheese]

So true :p

[KINGaSPADES1128]

my dads hardly said anything remotely close to this... and ive yet to see an arab dad dance.

[cheritachen7]

can you add subtitles to this one too? :)

[sarahx379]

listen bro ' you're really tying to copy fousy, and IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!

[MegaJerry58]

@sarahx379 ur a goof this kid is the best and way better the fousy. fousy i like him because he's pali but i dont like his videos. sarah379 u r ugly

[subeeTube]

@sarahx379 When you stop kissing his ass, then talk to me :) bahahahaha

[mmuhaqq]

@subeeTube LOOL

[deenaahmedehab]

@subeeTube @sarahx379 stop hating

[gangs351]

@sarahx379 just because hese doing something similar to fousytube ( im a big fan of fousytube btw ) . hese bringing entertainment to many people like my self so thanks for giving him a view and someone like fousy wouldnt like having fans like yourself so fuck off . .

[TheEvilpanda77]

@sarahx379 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAA Sweety, you wish he was fouey BUT THIS AINT FOUSEYTUBE THIS IS SUBEETUBE. Welcome

[mmmamooola]

@sarahx379. they are both really good. to be honest i think its pathetic that you need to defend fousey like that. i think your just scared/threatened that subee is as good. and fouseys last video is similar too ..so what exactly are you on about.. AND IT IS WORKING! maybe you should spend less time being a psycho fan and learn to write!!!

[safeyahks]

@sarahx379 stop hating, his videos are actually really original and if you don't like it don't watch it...

[mimi19997]

@sarahx379 you spelt fousey wrong.

[moh12345bso67]

@sarahx379 hes not doing bad. Atleast better then u. HATER!!!!!!!

[kharia1409]

@sarahx379 fousey wasn't the first to make arab videos, but if you want to go there he copied his ex friend Qias omar who made videos way before him...dont get me wrong i like fousey but you people kiss his ass like crazy!!! chill and stop hating :)

[bntsilwan]

شكلهم الفلسطينية وين ما راحو نفس الطبع .. فش مجال

[ADRIAN74596]

LOOOL you dance dabkah and jump 6 ft in the air then you try to dance it again and you didn't even get to do the first stomp ... looool so funny ....

[hurryupman12]

lol sipping the tea is spot on dude

[Avicinnian]

Did I notice the Lipton tea?

[crazyyberry]

HAHAH LMAO , my dad is exactly like this :L

[Baaay]

haha I love how you finish all your sentences with "eh"

[heroxie222]

can someone translate the arabic parts for me? :)

[ajinajin]

one time i was riding my donkey, she broke her leg, i carried her on my back.

baaaahahahahahhahahaha!!!

[worshiperofallah1]

LOLZ i just realized some things he does r just like my dad but im not arabic im from iran lolz wat a crack up

[AfricanTube1]

lol Habibi

[arabianrata]

Love this video! Bimzahish!!

[196Hayden]

he's cute. lol!

[likesoninja]

DAmn your fine..Ma Shallah!!!!

[MzSr257]

3:02 LOOOOOl

[LoveDayandAge]

wowowow I think I've heard each and every one of these