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  • HOT !!!!!!!!!!

    

  • He can't really coherently put words together, can he?

    Stick to the twitter, mate, it's simpler :)

  • That hat alone would make me not want to tweet him

  • oh my god, like you dont understand dude wheres my car is my favorite movie. like i know every linee that everyone says. my answering machinee is the answering machine in that movie. SHIBBY. holy shit youre the fuckin best ashtonn kutcher(:

  • ashton cuch hair

  • your ADORABLE<3

  • DUUUUUUDE !!! where is my car ?

  • i loveeeeeeee ashtonnnn!!

  • twitter is for fags. Anyone that sends "tweets" is a fucking loser

  • I'm trying to beat Ashton as the 2nd most followed on Twitter. I don't want to be Brittney Spears because I don't want to make the "Leave Brittney Alone" kid angry. Follow me now at twitter.com/WhitePony69. I love Ashton, but help me beat him. Please follow me now!

  • @TheLexingtonCrew

    no way! Ashton is number one for me.

  • @Meggies98 Don't get me wrong, I love Ashton, but when I found out about him doing this I though it was so cool that he beat CNN. So now I wanna try to see if a normal non-famous kid can beat him.

  • @TheLexingtonCrew hahaha goodluck cause you need it!

    it will never happen haha

  • No talent ,stop with acting!

  • He's aweeeeesome

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  • Ashton i loooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvv­veeeeeeeeeeeeee you but plez take the hat off

  • HELL YEAH! iam up fot it

  • so this 1 mil challenge was just a personal goal that aston wanted to do only cause people thought it wasn't possible to go up against big business corps. and win did he get any money out of this

  • truly gorgeous face!

    very charming and nice in front of the camera too!

  • love him(L)!

  • you are my favourite actor,

  • does this dude have a job

  • Fuck twitter

  • ♥.♥ :DDD jajajajja

  • Georgiinaa1 haha he said B U R N not dum haha

  • um..murwo78..your calling him dum? instead of wasting your time writing crap why not work on your grammer?

  • burn!!!

  • Fucking Republicans,

    who cant stand Kutcher and Obama

    screw you,,,

    Europe loves them!!. and the wise people of america..

  • @zacky89 i dont know what this twitter shit is, but EUROPE DOES NOT LOVE OBAMA.....UK SAYS FUCK HIM....

  • Twitter must be the best thing since oxygen for these attention addicts haha:D..(READ:celebreties)

  • what magicc worl34 SAiiD...

    lols..

    YALL JUST RETARTSS DUMM UKiiFAYES.. STOP JUDGIN MANN IF U THINK DAT UR GREAT WHY ARN'T U UP DEA MAKIN MOViiES.... U AIN'T GOT SHIT LIKE ASHTON DOES SOO SHUT UR MOUFF.. MAN U NOE WAT DON'T FKN POST SHIT UP IF U HATIN COZ U SUM UGLY ASS BiiitTches DAT NEED REALITYY CHECK.. fuk u n YOU.. but da REST DAT AIN'T BiiTCHn FUKN LUVv you lols.....

    LAterz

  • I dont fucking wacht he is vidoes..I only saw one movie fucking spread movie fucking disgusting movie.

  • did you se they way he talk? dum..fucking dum..he need to improve skills of acting instead of married old witch.

  • Lets put it this way - 1 million losers follow you on twitter???? wow....what do you want? a metal for that?

    I can't believe how dumb people are, not only the ones twittering their pathetic life like any on who has a own life cares, but the millions reading what you do and do not do and read what u have to say?

    Am I a lucky SOB that I have a education,a life,money and nice hot girlfriend

    Ashton Who???

  • he really likes that hat ...

  • i do

  • Ashton is the man! how can anyone hate him?

  • i love you ashton!

  • Ashton (L)

  • You are a hater who does not know how to properly use the English Language.

  • yes ,,I cant speak english well and i cant write well,But Ashton Kucher is disgusting actor who marry old women for to get movies and fame,and money

  • hmm maybe he love her ?!

  • There is No love " EXIST" this world,only he need to be famouse and rich.that is why he marry her.

  • lol.. if he really married her for fame and rich, then he'll be divorced long time ago..

  • damn,,,,ashton married her for fame and rich and he will not divorcing her till,he is famouse like robert pattison.than mybe he will divorce her that old women witch.

  • im not saying that he will divorced with his wife.. if he really married her for fame and rich, he wont have twins and the other 2 kids.. and if he really does married for fame and rich, Demi Moore will probably file for divorced long before they got kids..!! lol

  • what? you talking about,what kids and what twins? you confuse,,demi moore and ashton kutcher they dont have kids there own.! only deemi moore has kids with her ex husband burce wills..ashton he need money and fame..look I'm expert of Hollywood,if i want to become rich and fame i will marry with OLD man just to got he is money and name.did you watch movie about "SPREAD:? TALKING ABOUT SAME LIFE OF ASHTON KUTCHER..WELL YOU TALKING SOMEONE WHO IS EXPERT OF HOLLYWOOD.LOL

  • ohh.. thats wat ur talking about.. ohhh.. oh well,u have ur opinion, and probably thats wat u think but for me, ashton is a great guy.. thats all..

  • ashton is not greatttt guy is disgusting,guy i have ever seen.and he is dum all he is movie failure.fuck ashton.

    i dont like him he is fuking g

  • He's dumb? He majored in Biochemical Enginering in college.

  • what?? majored in Biochemical Enginering.go google again and see it what comes..he didnt finshed the school he drop of the school instead of become famouse and rich..he is disgusting actor i have ever seen it.

  • lol.. if you when wikipedia and see the list of his movie, they are all box office.... if he's the most disgusting actor, he people will start hating him, come on, you have to admit, he have millions of fans out there in the crazy world right?

  • why you defending him? is your borther?

    well i dont like him at all and he is disgusting actor and dum..fuck him.who care whatever he is,i dont give damn.but some of Hollywood poeple i dont like it.they are disgusting.

  • then why are u criticizing him? and why you hate him so much.. if u hate him so much, why are u wasting ur time watching his video? or is it u actually like him?

  • what the hell you talking about? did he give you lil money for debating on me?. why you care about him? if i hate him or if i like him is my fucking buisness..do you see all my vidoes? i hate all fucking Hollywood poeple how they act.not only him all hollywood i dont like them..

  • for god sake!!! CALM THE HELL UP MAN!!!!!!!!! Dude!! if u are so sake of him, then stop commenting on his video!!!! and if u hate all celebrities so much, juz SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! CALM THE HELL UP FOR JUZ 5 MIN.!!!! U WONT DIE!! AND I AM NOT THAT KIND OF CHEAP PERSON THAT TAKE THE MONEY FOR JUZ A DAMN STUPID DEBATE!! JUZ SHUT THE HELL UP~!!!!!!!!

  • i want himmm so badd  but demi is so beautifull at 40

  • same voice from that 70's show

  • ashton doesnt even have to be smart!

    HES JUST SO HOT!!!

  • you suck cock you faggot, don't be upset everyone likes him and not you. gammer boy

  • Oh I'm pretty sure not everyone likes EA and the Sims...oh wait, you*re talking about Kutcher, right?

    Why sould I want have "Dude, Where's My Car? II" if don't like him, dipshit? Think about that.

    And don't think that much of cock-sucking men, , lil fanboy....

    Some people could consider you're gay...

    And don't feed trolls in the future. Especially not as long as argue like a 13yo

  • Following him!!!!!!

  • i bet he would be awsome to hang out with

  • Ashton is fucking awesome

  • heehehe I didn't know he still plays Kelso hehehehe wtf

  • 1:50-1:57 w00t w00t! lol

  • CHUPA

  • i wish i was Demi.......

    Ashton UR just so freaking HOT !!

    THATS WHY EVERYONE ARE SO JEALOUS AT U BABY....muuaaah...luv ya !!

  • lol

  • love the hat :)

  • You shut the fuck you you fucking bitch.

    Ashton is fucking awesome, and his movies are fucking great.

    Also Don't call his wife old, she's really pretty.

    She actually looks more 25 then 46 you dick.

    I bet Ashton can kick any ones ass any day.

    And twitters fucking awesome, best site everr.

    Now shut the fuck up, you don't know Ashton so there's no reason calling him an idiot.

    I mean look at him, he's fucking hot.

    I'd tap his ass.

  • omg..you're so stinking cute!! love it...x0x0x

  • meh

  • 1:50 til 2:05 wow what was that? he look like some guy in queer as folk.

  • u mean brian kinney or gale harold? yah , so same right ? but gale harold more hotter then him ^_^

  • Stuttering Problem!! :)

  • LiveFastDieYoung, i think you're hilarious.

  • What is he saying? Blah blah blah. Im one of his twitter followers and he wont even say hi. Sucks. He is just another guy. Seriously!!!

  • Quit wearing hats man. Its obvious your hairs falling out. Just run with it like Bruce.

  • That was actually Bruce's hat, he gave it to Ashton.

  • ricoooooo!

  • Demi and Ashton arent in need of keeping themselves in the spotlight really. they entertain themselves, seem to enjoy life and really with the change of media the whole point here is that we aren't being given slanted information but information in its pure form to base our own opinions on, which significantly changes decisions we make and perspective we may have.

  • Thank you. I hate it when idiots who have no clue what they're talking about say something totally inaccurate.

    Yes, I know, it was just so funny!

  • fucking stalkers

  • Fucking faggot.

  • why dont you go look at more celebs on youtube and pause when you see a "funny face" you fucking cunt.

  • How about I make your mom make a "funny face" with my dick, you fucking nigger.

  • funny, your mom told me you were going to say that. i don't know if she was talking to me though... i wasn't the only one in the room... and her mouth was full.

    btw, lolumad?!

  • What a shitty comeback.

    Seriously, black AND stupid. I mean...Oh wait, that's not too unusual.

    Your mother told me YOU were going to say that as well, and she said that was a lie, since you're fucking her right now. I wouldn't worry about protecting yourself. You both have aids already anyways.

    I think you got the wrong mom. The one you're with is the color of shit..

    Not at all. A dumbass such as yourself just puts me in a good mood and makes me laugh.

    =D

  • i've never seen someone freak out so much over a youtube comment. go and masturbate to your ashton porno!

    you're obviously a pussy, and you even admit it so you take out all your rage and anger on the interwebz. take to me when you turn 18, Steven.

  • You're the one freaking out over the YouTube comment, dipshit.

    Oh. You must feel clever. You go to my MySpace page, and read all of the stuff on my profile, even though you don't know me.

    You want to talk to me about freaking out? Haha, nigger.

    And, that was written awhile ago. I need to update it. You want to talk about stalers? LMAO, idiot.

    You're the pussy. And i'll all day, any day.

  • lol listen to this kid

  • Oh, so you think that just because i'm under 18, that means anything?

    Wrong. You can keep playing the same game over and over again, but you're the dipshit here.

    Why are you stalking me? That's where your first comment came from. And, you're 22. You're a "kid" yourself.

    You lose.

  • lmao, shh. stop spamming my inbox.

  • LMAO, you brought it on yourself.

    How about you shut the fuck up, and stop replying? I guess it's because you're 'argumentative' yourself, queerbait.

  • Pause at 1:51.

  • hahahaha. stalker.

  • What the fuck? How is that stalkerish at all? I just thought the face was funny. Don't be a dumbass.

  • wow someones a die hard kutcher fan. why would you comment saying pause at 151 if you didnt want anyone to say anything. Sir, i think you are the dumbass.

  • Not really. I think he's hilarious, but that's it.

    I said that because I happened to pause it at that exact moment. No, YOU are still the dumbass here. I highly recommend blowing your brains out, since obviously you're a reject. Who would care, really?

    Bitch.

  • i don't get what was the point in the 1million subscriber? I saw today may 14 that he tried to cover the CNN building letters with a sign that totally failed. I'm surprised that people fallow him...Remember when he met his wife...picture in People Magazine....Him, Demi, the kids and Bruce all smiles on a boat...WTF?

  • she was there with us!

  • ASHTON WON!

  • OMG THAT IS SO COOL. He clearly doesnt know what sim is LOL. Who won??????

  • I want to be a SIM character!

  • twitter do not understand it

  • i signed up for twitter but dont understand it

  • "The creation of Twitter... is as significant and paradigm-shifting as the invention of Morse code, the telephone, radio, television or the personal computer."

    -- Ashton Kutcher

    Dude's an idiot.

  • BASEMENTDAD SHOULD HAVE WON

  • hold kjeft a :)

  • the very definition of a douche. John Mayer comes close tho

  • Hey Ashton, check out Diversity from Britains got Talent

  • he's getting tired

  • @joeykissimmee here...I just wanna say I just love haters. dont they make it interesting...lol anyways congrates to ashton. you the man bro...

  • MMMMMM Significant....

    =]

  • the way he says "interesting" annoys me.... :\

  • nice fag hat, fag

  • GIRUGAMESH!

  • You, celebrity, and I are not on the same category when it comes to being as popular as CNN and able broadcast news to such a vast number of people.

    You have such power because you are a young, talented and good-looking Hollywood star! I bet one million people would not be following any Hollywood unless they had the same characteristics!

    I hope you make good use of your popularity by spreading good ideas!

  • Fighting Malaria sounds a lot more useful than competing with some tv channel. Glad to know he is using his charisma to do something good.

    As to this hat, I would not worry about it. Anything looks good on him. I would focus more on his ideas especially when they are about making a difference.

  • Ashton = fantastic! Nothing more to say.

  • that was to "GuardianMatrix2005" .. /retard

  • bad hat

  • what a stupid fucken hat you cunt.

  • I think we're all missing the point here: Why would anyone want to follow someone so unimportant to humanity like Ashton Kutcher or any "celebrity"?

  • Word. Watch my video... Peace.

  • are u a fucking retard?! Ashton Kutcher is just the coolest! you're just a little loser who is jealous.. Many people who are celebrities are just normal people! drink beer, eat, poop, get drunk, meet friends.. grow up kid!

  • Check out my Twitter Challenge testing Ashton Kutchers theory! Search Ashton Kutcher Twitter Challenge / Matthew Shaffer... Baldness awaits!

  • Twitter Challenges rule!

  • oh thats ok hav a great night

  • ah your not funny i ment your comment

  • Ashton looks a lot like my late nephew.

  • just negative

  • HI ASHTON KUTCHER

  • Im gonna have a heart attack , you are so cute and also hilarious, nice eyes charming

  • SIMS 3!!!

  • He's 31?

    Are you kidding me? He acts like a 15 year old boy.

    Obviously, Demi has some issues she's working through for herself, not the least of which is needing to be a mother to a man almost young enough to be her son.

  • i love you soooooooooooooooooooo much

  • Why are celebrities so addicted to Twitter? I'm an unsigned artist and I've never used Twitter. It does seem like a cool website. It's kinda like a status message! I'm the kind of person who enjoys updating my status. But it seems like people today are completely addicted to Twitter. It makes no sense to me, but that's what I said about every other website before I got an account. I'm currently a YouTube addict. I didn't like this website when I first started, things change over time!

  • i luv u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • In May 2008 Ashton Kutcher was on the cover of Details Magazine. On pg 92 of that issue is an article entitled, "Virtual Popularity Isn't Cool-It's Pathetic". How ironic

  • 1. Cover your mouth with you hand

    2. Make a wish

    3.Close your hand (fist)

    4. Hold you hand at heart for 5 seconds

    5. Send this to 3 more videos

    6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever

    it actually worked

  • Ash ! Is this Ashton channel ?

    teel me

  • Now if only you could sing, grow some thick eyebrows and sling on a homely dress, you could have some REAL numbers! lol...

  • Mad nerds are mad.

  • hahahahahhahaha

    wow

    nice aposiopeses there.

    i would count them

    but you kind of had an aposiopesis within an aposiopesis.... sooo... do that math... later today... tomorrow... later in the future.... lol

  • How is knowing the petty life activities of one individual 1. called SOCIAL NEWS... and 2. giving 'POWER TO THE PEOPLE'?

    Power to the People is when you give them the ability to decide social change, decisions on going to war, etc.

    Not knowing the fact that Ashton Kutcher has brushed his teeth in the morning.

    Twitter is a total waste of time, just like the other virtual worlds out there.

  • Not that I agree or disagree with that statement, but it was pretty ironic.

  • Personally, I don't really care about this contest as much as people not spamming Twitter with mindless posts every 2 minutes. Save it up for the interesting stuff.

  • Why is there a shotgun behind him?

  • Ashton let's face it.Your an actor thats famous for how stupid you could act as Kelso on" that 70's show".Your acting as far as in the movies go blew ass as well.You are totally made for T.V. not movies that's for damn sure!You married Demi Moore just for the attention.Give it up, man. It's koo, we all know your just a TURD that happened to get discovered and who's wife will eventually leave him for a younger dude and you'll be struggling just to get a part in straight to dvd movies very soon.

  • McGuire, he's not saying that it's significant that it's him, rather it's significant that any one single person can have as much reach online as a traditional news outlet can.

  • Basementdad would have won if twitter didnt start to block our ips :(

  • Larry King said he is gonna send M.Bison to your house!