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  • The walk of shame afterwards had me on the floor. One of the

    funniest things i have ever seen.

  • That's how I feel after I masturbate : (

  • @IFknHateUTube your a racist asshole I'm British so what. you're just another typical YouTube troll who make no videos and just say your a faggot all the time ive got news you probably just sit in a basement all day and troll every channel to get some attention. nobody likes you on YouTube and the reason you chosen your username like that is so people will click on your channel so you can troll just die alone oh wait your already lonely so just die

  • JAhjahjahajhajahjahaj xD

  • So the myth of masturbation makes you blind only applies to lamps...good to know I suppose.

  • is that like a playboy magazine for a lamp

  • every fuckin day i walk into my house i find one bulb missing in the kitchen and two shattered bulbs on the floor in the living room........... not to mention the dimmer knob is always in the middle and "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night" is playing...i think they screw eachother

  • lol was für ein scheiß, aber gut gemacht.

  • lmao 

  • @IFknHateUTube IFKINHATEYOU! XD

  • i understand this joke, ignore the people who dont they have no sense of humour, i found it funny, actually it made my day so thanks dude! xd

  • @CoolHeal20 really? a lamp jacking off made your day? you must be british, britfags will laugh at anything that has to do with a penis

  • @IFknHateUTube

    Penis!.......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • I like rusty lamps...

  • so  searching for a person who will act like a man when the time is right

  • funny

  • I wonder what this lamp would do if it sees my lamps.

  • im going to pornhub..

  • the lamp litteraly got turned on

  • oh please people....maybe the title doesn't fit but the idea is to just have a little innocent fun. get over it and move on if you don't like it.

  • \m/

  • @IFknHateUTube... Well if you FknHateUTube so much why dont you Fk Off! :-) ....Thanks for spending the time writing such a long message though..... shows you care!... always nice to meet a fan! :-) x

  • @markjgrundy lol long time? you must type like an old person with your pointers. Why don't you go make some more videos of electronic equipment wanking off. Cassette decks have always given me a bit of a chubby why don't you do one of those?

  • @markjgrundy i agree with IFknHateUTUBE ...people who thinks this is a piss !! are all dirty minded people =D no offence ofc

  • @markjgrundy Ahaahhaah

  • @IFknHateUTube

    Just fuck off, it's a joke. Sheesh.

  • @robotbeans Hello. Who are you and why are you butting into my conversation? Mind your own business you little aspie faggot.

  • @IFknHateUTube HAHAHAHAHHAHA What a Troll!!!!!!!!

  • @IFknHateUTube u r fucking stupid.

    if u hate u you, dont watch. fool

  • @IFknHateUTube It must be terrible, not having a sense of humor...

  • @IFknHateUTube Turn off the left side of your brain, and just enjoy it.

  • @chasinsf left brain is God mode. right brain is a faggot

  • @IFknHateUTube Shut up, fagot. At least he can do this. All you can do is bitch like a twelve year old troll. Maybe we should all report you for cyber bullying. I want to see you do something better than this, but you're probably so retarded you couldn't figure out basic math let alone calculus and linear algebra. You're pathetic for even doing such a thing. Why don't you go get a maturity already, and while you're at it figure out how difficult computer animation really is, you piece of shit.

  • @xTHOSANDJoshx hahahaha you think someone needs to know calculus and algebra to make a video of a lamp wanking? this is actually pretty easy to make and I have done computer animation before. i used 3d studio max but you could make this shit with a fucking entry level open source 3d animation program. hahaha go get a maturity already? i lold my ass off at your post. how'd you get so fucking stupid?

  • @IFknHateUTube It's pathetic that you even replied to that. If you hated this video so much, than why do you stick around? I bet you've never even done a single animation on you're own let alone done good animations. And I'm not talking about quickly done animation, I'm talking about everything rendered with proper textures and shaders. And yeah, I'm retarded, going to college at fifteen. You're probably some little kid trying to sound cool on Youtube. Nice grammar by the way, dumb ass.

  • @IFknHateUTube Well technically he got so worked up that his muscles restricted (for humans they call that orgasming) and your myscles would shatter too if they were made of glass. Also, taking a piss is another term for ejaculation. You may want to do some studying before you post such an idiotic reply as what you said. So you may as well just moved along to another video instead of trolling on this one. Enjoy the video, don't hate on it.

  • @IFknHateUTube Pisstake just means parody. Not actually taking a piss

  • its annoying 0:34 till 0:52

  • 0:45 he isn't looking the lamp he is exciting by the lady XD ( look at the direction of the light XD )

  • Dear people from the UK. Are you really that uneducated you have to use the phrase “piss take” instead ‘parody’, ‘spoof’ or ‘lampoon’? It’s ridiculous! 

  • Well you found and watched this movie you pervert!!.... Makes me wonder what you were typing into the search bar in the first place?!... hhmmmmm!!.. Get a life!

  • @poofaceproductions I just tipped Pixar and this came up,and a video about gays in Pixar

  • @poofaceproductions Yes, I typed in “piss take” onto Youtube expecting piss porn or something hahaha. Ouch! That hurt!

  • @horrorjunkie92 Are you really that mentally challenged that you have to post shitty comments just for attention? You're ridiculous.

  • @MuslimPisstakeTV 1. What does attention seeking have to do with being mentally challenged? (Retard). 2. I posted to teach other English people something, because it irritates me.

  • @horrorjunkie92 It does not irritate others. This makes your sentence not valid. Simple as can be you idiot. Ha ha. Face it, nobody is in favour of what you type. :)

  • Hahahaaa!!!

  • wow lol!! thats funny

  • ummmmmm. i will be back.

  • YOUTUBE:TBAG SOLUTIONS

  • lol Luxo Jr. is now grown up. Like that lasagna kid 

  • WAIT FOR.. WAIT FOR... BOOM! AND THIER GOES THE DYNAMITE! (FAMILY GUY)

  • lol funny vid and it didn't help with the hole squeaking

  • fucking epic

  • LMAO

  • ha ha thats the same walk of shame id feel as i approached the table for my breakfast, i was sure my parents knew what id been up to before i came downstairs. He will be back at it once he has a new bulb, it never ends. The shame!!

  • Lmao That's wrong in so many ways

  • and then he feels the guilt...

  • you are obviously not looking deep enough. HE WENT BLIND PEOPLE!

  • LOL he didnt blow his load, he blew his fuse

  • it looks like its masturbating lolz 

  • @TiggerLover4LifeNEv That's the point...

  • I think it's masturbating

  • I love the walk of shame after he busts a bulb. This is one of

    those things that I find funnier each time I watch it.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!­!!! (Lol)

  • weird

  • Lol awesome

  • Ahahah, totally misread the line "chasing balls" XD

    this is hilarious. Also, a small part of my childhood is dying right now.

  • jajajajajajajajajajaaaaaaa....­. jajajajajajajajajaja muy bueno!! jajajajajajajaja

  • @rodolfofranco ur mexican! "jajajajaja" ;D

  • EPIC!!!

  • :))

  • lol funny :P

  • lmao 49-51 lampgasm

  • I don't know what made this person imagine that a masturbating lamp was clever.

  • not pixar

  • hmzcan somebody rescue mehh from my loneliness really bored today

  • lmfao

  • lmao! 5 stars =D

  • Ahahahaha, so funny and very clever.

  • i never knew a lamp could NUT! LMAO!!!

  • 0:52 cumming

  • ahaha!!

    wie geil!

  • JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJA­JAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJA... esta genial...!

  • the lamp is masterbating?

  • @Weaser07 its called masturbating not masterbating mate :)

  • heheheheheheehheehhe very funny :)

  • Cute XD

  • funny funny!!!!!

  • OMG , this is so funny:) but the walking of the lamp didn't look like as good as pixar. However others were great.

  • :))

  • that is so funny

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

    kvik kvik kvik kvikkvikkvik boom!!! :D

  • i dont get it?

  • masturbating

  • can't stop laughing that shit is hilarious man 5 star

  • LMFAO

  • Did he "blow" or did he go blind?

  • That is one quick quicky.

  • tha animation wasnt realistic... the lamp seemed lik it was made of play-doh (while walking)

  • yeah it does look like it. weird.

  • very... interesting :p im faster than he is :S

  • Lamps have to relieve their tension too. The stress of having to perform everyday. Seeing other lamps around the home, but knowing that you're on a table by yourself and it can never be, so if I were a lamp in his position, I'd "burn my bulb" out too.

  • you guys, children don't get what hes doing, its only funny to older people who understand lol

    don't worry about it

    :p

  • HAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • haha that freakin sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

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  • oh come on guys. kids watch this, but i am confidant they've seen worst. Otherwise I'm glad to know how lamps are doing it. Really needed to know this hi hi hi.

  • omg children watch this...:S...

    but cool funny video...:D

  • hahahahahah i laugh every time lol lamp porn!!!

  • thaats nasty. hahaha

  • jajajaa vi este video en clases y hahaah rei toda la hora

  • That sucked

  • BET U CAN'T CLICK ME ;)

  • that lamp is a pervert :l

  • thats not a piss !! lol

  • masturbating pixar just for kids lol xD

  • i love this, it always reminds me of my husband. lol.

  • haha

  • lol, i remember this from Totally Viral on Dave :P

  • u took a good thing and fuked it

  • Fake Pixar...

    = @

  • well thats something u don't see everyday lol xxx

  • Wish we did, would make the winter lights slightly more interesting... although B&Q would make a killing on lightbulb sales =p

  • ROFL what has his mummy said about busting his bulb =-0 NAUGHTY LAMP!!

  • @moneymaster003 The bigger lamp is the little lamps dad!

  • ... you will go blind... lol

  • My friend told me that before. I replied back to him "I'm over here". : o /

  • i think it was very funny

  • Ne Lampe die sich eine runterholt aha

  • is no from pixar...

  • i find it a little boring

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  • ... and then comes the shame.

    Don't worry dude! It's perfectly normal for uh.... lamps your age. Yeah.

  • 5 star hahahahahahhaha!!!!!!

  • haha, already kinda funny, but way too obviously a rip off from pixar, pixar would never do something this bad...

  • Really?....You're very clever!

  • Lmao.

  • Proof that wanking makes you go blind lol

  • aww poor lamp... :( its funny the lamp is just twitching up and down!

  • Piss take? Nooo you are doing it wrong!

  • LOL

  • was he jaking off i cant tell

  • yeah lol that was so funny

  • Oh dear D:

  • i feel ashamed to say that i totally got the meaning of this straight away!!! lol

  • how long is that cord

  • hahahahahaha hilarious

  • D8 OMG!

    You ass... this was funny and wrong at the same time

  • wait wat? i dont get it. can someone explain this plz?

  • He was masturbating on the sexy lamp magazine. Lol if you have a bit of immaturity you'll think that's funny like i do:D

  • llooooollll seriously???hahaha..i really didn't think of it like that..in fact i didnt have any idea what it was doing!!!thanx for the information..now that i know what d lamp was doing i can laugh..

  • lol niether do i.. i think at the bit when he was going up and down represented him having a wank? lol

  • NASTY!!! but absolutley hilarious. well done.

  • thats amazing lmao

  • ROFL!

  • o yeah :D

  • 0:52 LOL

  • ROFLMFAO

  • nn ci credoooo!! theth fucked lamps!!!! a masturpatin

  • WTF? was that english???

  • italian (non ci credo= I don't believe it!) and the rest is misspelled english =P

  • lol :P

  • This was made with a program called maya

    Apple used to own pixar but disney bought out pixar from steve jobs from what i know.

  • lol

  • Haha, he became blind!

  • well noh... what a retard u are!!!

  • looks as if the lamp were jacking-off XD

  • that's an insult 4 the most precious short of pixar

  • How is this an insult? Yes they changed it and made it revolve around sex (like pretty much everything else in the world) and they made a clip just as funny as pixars own

  • well you know the type...losers taking sex jks as an insult...as if they're deflowring their precious with it...i see the logic in it..but i don't agree with it...spoofs are funny...stfu and enjoy them.

  • lol that was funny

  • hahahahahaaahaha!!! But this is not pixar.

  • Nicee this one

  • LOL