Who the fvck are you guys?!?!?

[loopybeserker]

My name is Riess and I love ur videos because of ur personality-black black-big in japan but most of all the fukin J-land bitches

[skarty93]

hows the pot in japan?

[coldswift7]

illegal

[wofellian]

i lol'd

[jack0cat]

mabe if you wern't cooking meth you could afford a better camera.

[TkyoSam]

fat people are always on meth.

[MGOotaku]

Whats the song in the bigining ?

[lilangel8932]

hey sam,

i posted a vid response, its general but gives you a sense of who i am. love your page, think your funny keep up the vids man.

[lard444]

here is a suggestion, PUT DOWN THE CAMERA! you are making me motion sick moving around and spinning like that! :)

[poindexter28]

what's up Sam!

i posted a vid response...i found you through TokyoCooney a while back... the big in Japan vids actually kick some knowledge which is cool... and at the same time the old clips can be funny... in the end though, the big in Japan ones are the best...

G

[PaperKitten]

"i am both at once and i am neither one."

but really, this is some crazy viral marketing nintendo.

[Archronos1]

ain't that much into vid making, but i like ur vids because u act like yourself and let loose, plus your in japan, my final goal country. I do talk to ya on skype tho...so...guess who!

[streatz11]

love your vids

[Twoface227]

Good choice in BGM, gotta love the Rip Slyme =) Well TkyoSam, I've been a Cooney watcher for, well, pretty much since I got on youtube. Even though I've seen in you many of his and other ppl's vids, for whatever reason never made it to your page. So I'm here now, and just like Kevin, Audri and Kyna, I plan on draining you of all your info on Japan. I'll get there eventually =P *time to back track and catch up on your vids* Good to finally be a suber of the Sam man.

[fatblueman]

I keep telling myself I am eventually going to respond to this too... eventually...

[kenmei18]

love the new music Sam, just DLed wise's new album..nice sh*t

[MinisterHate]

Yo Tkyo, you got Team Speak??

[KrylonGundam]

アメリカの馬鹿 私達の国から出なさい

[kenmei18]

full of yourself much? he's obviously joking around.

[shirangen]

ひどい事言わなくてもいいと思いますよ。　馬鹿じゃなくて、遊んでいるでしょう？　それもいいんじゃないですか？　「この国から出なさい」って言うのは凄く差別でしょう？　KrylonGundamのコメントでがっかりしました。

[shirangen]

BTW... love your videos.. nice apt. How many beers did you have before hitting the play button? Funny stuff!! Keep it coming...

[gaijinyakuzza]

hahaha man your funny

dont worry i am not as weird as my vidz they only for shitz n giglez anyways what u do in tokyo? hit me up

[cusil4d]

well...soon (like 6 months soon, lol) you'll have my camcorder, that i was originally planning to use to record my raping your ass, but i guess you can use it for teh videos and can use my crappy macbook built in isight -(sucks ass)

[JasonsinJapan]

almost 2000?? It must be all the shirtless vlogs! :D

Keep up the great work!

[kichan]

I'd make a video response, but its 1:40 AM and I'm trying to be quiet. Maybe later. But for now...

I'm a fan of Gaijin who do video blogs. Started with tokyocooney, and I found you through him.

I'm really interested in Japan, I've always wanted to go there but have always been scared. So watching you guys kind of lets me know what its like.

You're pretty amusing lol.

[jamesbjjfinch]

yo man i made a VR watch it man keep makeing vids.

[Chatetris]

I have made a video response!!!! :)

[DreamingofSle3p]

Your stash is kind of the sex, amirite?

I am the foreigner who smiles and says Good Morning to everyone in Aoto (mostly because it's one of the few things I can say in Japanese). Lucky for them, I'm only here for 2 more weeks.

I'm also too lazy to make videos.

[sparknjpn]

The moustache is so skittles. Kid Pock wannabe. I can't believe I knew you when you were nobody. Now you are stalked worldwide! Only thing I can say is clean up your language you fuckin bitch asshole! And if you so not wear a shirt, DO NOR scroll down until you get under 160. World Wide Sam Network! WWSN

[tokyojamez]

Hey just subscibed, love ur vids there frikin the shiz!!

[TakyoKen]

I'm too lazy to do a video respounce so I'm just going to say it here.

My name is Ken. I'm 15 and I'm half asian half black so in the next three years,I'm going to be in Japan going to a Art School.

[Sincrol]

go cut that mustach!

[wststreet]

don't do it, think of the little baby gorillas in need of brain surgery...

[Soteniliene]

Me? Me???

I am a 19y.o female, Pre-college student, living in Michigan.

I watch your shizz because I'm interested in Japan and daily life there.

Suggestion: Don't sound like Carl so well. And get a better camera.

I'm not going to do a video response, I'm too lazy to figure out how to use iVideo.

[CinemaSounds]

who the fuck am I? I believe I'm a motherfucking person, u motherfucker u

[TkyoSam]

FUCK!...

[Chatetris]

you look like a porn star with that on your face lol!

[wststreet]

my camera broke yesterday or the tape head is dirty... i hope it's just dirty or else i'll be making movies with my cell phone :(

[ProtoWeapon]

Yo! Name's Jess and I'm 18 and going to Tokyo in November (One more month!)

The main reason I've subscribed is well...simply because you rock.

[percast]

You were high when u made the video? jk, lol. XD

19 yrs old, in college, pro paintball player in my country and I agree with Dre788 with the 'Show more of the life and experiences in japan'.

Learning japanese and planning to visit next year.

[N1nt3nd0Smash3r]

Luv ur vids Sam

Vvery helpful and ur cool too

[dillngaylomo]

waz craking, LW from SF. nice to fuking meet you, aspiring teacher, plan to live in japan after college. Love your videos. what do you do for work? you going to show up on Tokyocooney blogtv thing?

[Dre788]

I'm Rashard, age 21 and goes to a pretty decent community collage. I watch your video because it shows me how life is in japan while being very entertaining as well. I do plan to visit next year.(I hope)

I suggest you talk to more natives. Show more of the life and experiences in japan, that's what I'm mainly interested in.

Keep up the good work homey!

[cheta1985]

Sam im telling you! put some of my beats as your background music or your going to be in some deep KUSO!!! haha

[Gimmeabreakman]

Good video, man! How to improve!? Hmm... not sure... put on a shirt?

[thebigfooty]

getting high as a muther fucker

[TkyoSam]

you know you love my hawt sexy raw unadulteratted sexyness

[pintsallround]

Mike, 20, from Canada. Planning to go work in Japan after I finish my undergrad degree (2 yrs). Not sure what program I want to go through though.

[TkyoSam]

WHV is a good way to start ;)

[enviromed21]

I like your channel because you're funny, and I like how you keep things interesting but real at the same time.

[TkyoSam]

damn right i keeps it real :D

[thenagoyaguy]

i'm Gabriel i'm 15 years old and I like your videos cus your fucking awesome and you are funny as hell I like you more then tokyoconney(but conney is awesome too) and i'm going too japan in 2010 hope your still thair by then

[TkyoSam]

kool, younger brother's name is Gabe ;)

[austin69]

Yo duude,

I don't have a camera or I would do a response

Im Austin,

im 18 years old

I live in Kansas,

I like your vids because of your humor and well because its about japan, which is so different than living here, which Is why i like it.

im planning on doing JET to be a language teacher after college.

[TkyoSam]

Kool dude, as for Kanasa, Kansas sucks :p

have goals and stick with em

[RiderStrike152]

Sam, I have a Aiptek and it works just fine, I've taken a 30 minute vid with it before.

[TkyoSam]

yeah, mine just sucks then -.-

[Zensound]

i'm damon, i offered you a dollar on myspace :D

[TkyoSam]

////still waiting on that dollar

[PSPTRAVELLER]

Thats who the fuck we are ! ^_^ Nice shit keep it coming Sam your stuff rocks

[TkyoSam]

DAMN RIGHT! Thanks buddy ;D

[witchbaby72]

ok tried the video response and apparently technical difficulties lead to much profanity. so this is the best i can do.

my name is cerridwen. i have and 9 year old son named talon. we watch your channel because you have shown great ways to learn japanese and funny clips about life too. you were the one who sent us to alljapaneseallthetime. thanks for taking the time to share with us!!!!!

cerridwen & talon

[TkyoSam]

damn right!

Thanks for enjoying :D

[rizukx]

I don't feel like making a video response.

Mendokusai.

How ya been? Still killin bitches with hammers?

[TkyoSam]

upgraded to machine guns

[shiftgc]

bad dates!! INDY!!!!

[TkyoSam]

YOU SAW THE MONKEY!!!....he ate the bad dates

[LimeyKat]

I have $100 aiptek ISDV2.4 that takes AA's (i got rechargeables) and I get a few hours of continuous.

Anyway. You're not getting a vid, but, I'm a silly, happy, always sober, fatass chick who draws and has an obsession with trance, halloween and animation.

[TkyoSam]

koool

[lifeinkansas]

wear a shirt

pleaze

[TkyoSam]

only after im done doin somethin awkward to yo momma :P

[lifeinkansas]

well after that ok

[jackeccs]

yo fucker

whats the group playing in the background?

[TkyoSam]

Rip Slyme :D

[dragpsx]

by the way, i added u a long time to my skype, i have never saw u online, do u still use it

[TkyoSam]

wtf you talkin bout willis? im on all the time

[dragpsx]

i have u on my skype since like 5 month or more, even though i dont use it a lot, i use msn :D , but i have been online many times and i havent see u, my ID is dragpsx, same as here

[dragpsx]

Jorge, im 22 and im from Chile thats south america in case that u dont know, i have a youtube account but im not use to upload videos of me, well i saw for the first time on the cooneys videos , then i started to watch ur videos, and i must, ur fu*king hilaryous, so funny , its a different perspective of conneys kind of humor, so i started to watch ur vids, and mostly because i really like japan, their culture, language, girls.. man the girls are so freaking beautiful..and well all that stuff

[TkyoSam]

J-girls are hawt :D

[ElevenColors]

Got the Canon HF10, but FS100 would have been better for YouTube. Cheaper, easier to edit and upload.

I like your videos because you know how to say FUCK and make it sound cool.

[TkyoSam]

fuck will always be cool -.-

[ericsurf6]

How's that video on picking up girls coming along?

[TkyoSam]

hehehe, working on it :D

[ericsurf6]

Right on Sam!  Ask and you shall receive!

[TkyoSam]

damn right! black black!

-sam

[TkyoSam]

Thanks dude, fuckin J-tattoos for the win ;)

[MisterNES]

Who am I?! That's a damn good question...I'l make a video response as soon as I have an answer.

Or maybe I'll just make a vid response anyway.

[TkyoSam]

damn right you do :)

[BusanKevin]

You be classy! Nice to see you back on "da tube"!

[Maburaho221]

I'm Nicole and I live in MOFO New Zealand (</3)

I'm going on a Japan trip next year, and hopefully going to get into a college that will let me become a teacher in Tokyo 8D

I love anime and manga so much it's CRAZY!

If your still in Japan in like, 10 years I hope I can meet you!! O_O;;

[kansaiPJ]

Good to see you back on the 'tube!

[TheBowlerHatGuy]

England here.

well hopefully I'll be in Japan from next summer after I graduate till either whenever or till I have enough to cover a masters programme as I kinda want to hold of on startin' the rest of my life just yet. The house, the pension plan etc can wait lol...just applying to JET and if that fails Interac... lol anyways I think the best thing about your vlogs is the lack of 'public correctness' which keeps it real, black real!

[TkyoSam]

damn right!" black black, laterz bud ;)

[lon21]

OH i almost forgot my suggestions...I don't know if I can really make any because I don't blog myself, but I prefer the blogs with purposes rather than the random bits of drunken film. Bring back the sam's big in Japan videos! Where did they go?!

[TkyoSam]

damn right

[lon21]

NO I'm not making a video response coz the mic no longer works on my webcam.

My name is Lauren I'm a 20 year old student from the southwest of England. I'm studying languages at the university of Portsmouth and I speak French Italian and a little Japanese. Right now I'm sat in my little room in France watching this and eating a grapefruit...

I watch your vidoes coz...I dunno haha. I wanna learn more japanese and Japan interests me, that's it...I'm gonna get back to my grapefruit now.

[TkyoSam]

MAKE A VID RESPONSE :D

[Terrychan99]

Im terry from montreal we talked few times on skype, i like your vidz cause there informative yet exciting and i may be having some business in japan in the future , and i dont really think you need to improve you videos being youself is good enough for me

[TkyoSam]

ill stay sexy for people

[shenmue2951]

Sam you seem a little drunk homie. If so good job. Stay pimpin out there in Japan!!!

[TkyoSam]

drinking is fun :D

[Alakard]

Hey! i'm not lazy wait nvm i am but that's not the point it's just that i don't have a webcam/cam to post a video response. Anyways, I'm John, i'm a 17 year old from Australia, finishing year 12, i hope to get into Uni. I enjoy youtube, hanging out with my mates and anime on the occasion. Yes, i do indeed lead an exciting life. Hope to one day to come to Japan, alteast for a visit.

I watch your vids since im interested in japanese culture,and you seem like a good, cool, funny bloke.

[TkyoSam]

Get over here you shrimp on the BAR-B cickey bastard ;)

[vanekPI]

Chris, 20 and going to school for computer art. i mostly play video games, but was very into anime. now its mostly visual novels and touhou. i like your vids simply because of your influence from Tokyocoony. you have a very different style. and keep it up.  try improve by getting a better camera lol. and yes, i do plan to move to japan.

[TkyoSam]

gotcha ;)

[mcjangles]

anthony here again, im on the left lol

[petergriffen222002]

i am jesus christ secretly keeping an eye on you tkyosam because you might not know it yet.. but you are key to the victory of the 1000 year war with satan and his armies that will start soon.. p.s if you need anything just hit me up ill turn all your water into whine.

[TkyoSam]

Can you rbing me back to the early 80's or 90's in Japan? I feel like I missed out a little, wanna go back, see what I missed ;)

-sam

p.s-bring pocky

[petergriffen222002]

It shall be done my son.. on the night of the hallows eve i shall appear to you as a dream and i shall transport you back to december 31st japan 1979 and you will become a god among men!

[mcjangles]

well, my name is anthony. im 19 and live in nyc. im in college and i like skateboarding with my friends, i will make a video response asap, not trying to be lazy but its 1:31 am

ive been watching your videos from the start, and the cooney too. ive been wanting to go to japan for years and im not sure how i can and i watch your videos to see what living there is like.

the only thing i can suggest is more videos i dont care about quality lol, and i will make a response video.

[TkyoSam]

thanks man, I'll start uploading more videos even if I have no new footage ;)

[thebigfooty]

videos still loading up so thought i would drop you a line man,

im sitting down to the ole computer about to wathch this hopefuly dank video man,

i got a nice pint of beer next to me ... so im ready to rock... hard

keep it up chrondaddy

[TkyoSam]

D 2 da P!!!!!

[chopin65]

Sam, I think people like you because you are funny, and you don't care what people think. I watch because I watch videos about Japan. I am thinking about living there some day.

You don't want to hear about me. I'm boring. I am a poet. See...you fell asleep. Happens every time. That's why I drink a lot.

[TkyoSam]

DOUSE teh PAIN!!!!

[yylime]

I'm Emily, 23 and live in Ohio with my fiancee. I'm currently in college studying Graphic Design. I study Japanese and soon German because I have a huge interest in different languages and cultures, especially those two the most. I plan on for some amount of time of my life to live in Japan for a little bit, as well as various other places I want to go. Uh, other than learning and studying stuff right now, I do mountain biking and play games and sleep.

[TkyoSam]

You know Germany and Japan are one of the few countries that make you renouce your citizenship (homecountry) is you want to become a new citizen of that country?

[ansell181]

Sam, got to harajuku and fight some emo's, and of course video record it.

[TkyoSam]

kill people too?

[akaiYaMa9]

I'm Terence, I'm 16, I'm an aspiring linguist, I speak English, Japanese, and Spanish(soon to be starting Chinese)..I'm self taught...I plan on becoming a nurse, traveling around Mexico, and South America and meet some nice Brazilian women..Then hopefully live in Japan for an unspecified amount of time!

Suggestions: You need more chicks in your videos, preferably hot ones haha

[TkyoSam]

hawt bitches, with boobs!

[maxdesu]

you know who I am nigga

[elsamuraiguapo]

That ugly ass motherfucker that looks like a woman with long hair?

[maxdesu]

hell yeah brah

you know it

[TkyoSam]

4shizzle!