Brandon J. Keener - You're fired!

[spartan876]

This is Garrus leaving c-sec

[NarrowKilla]

Shepard: you are fired!!!

Garrus:go fuck yourself

[AlphaHawkP]

I can't help but feel Garrus is doing Brandon's voice, and not the other way around.

[Garrus1995]

I wish Garrus could talk like this instead of always sounding so chill.

[SammyE89]

YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEARS!! xD fucking funny

[john129flip]

YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEARS!

[Fr0st1989]

There's something sinister about that clown smile when he says "Go fuck yourself."

[11COMICNERD]

He actually looks more like garrus dressed as a clown. Weird...

[Nineteen1900Hundred]

He sounds exactly like Alan Tudyk

[spazzz117]

0:59 :D

[MissCandiDandi]

Oh dear... Garrus said a swear! That's not going to bode well for his calibrations XD

[expatginger]

clowns??? what?

[N0ZZ]

After seeing this I can't help but think that Brandon Keener would make an awesome 'Joker'

[Vionite]

Garrus Vakarian should say that to the Turian Councilor in ME3...

[MiantCub]

@Vionite Oh yeah.

[halomo81]

I WAS MAZED BRANDON WAS ALSO IN THE MOVIE TRAFFIC HE WAS THE US TOURIST IN MEXICO WHERE THEY STEAL THE COUPLES CAR AND BENICIO SAYS THAT THEY HAVE TO CALL A GUY TO PAY HIM AND GET THE CAR BACK LOL

[190shepard]

this why garrus left citadel and c sec and hes now in omega

[Kannebas]

What did I just watch? What the fuck just happened? Why did he- I DON'T UNDERSTAND! O_O

[knives4cash]

The outfits really put a new perspective on the gravity of the situation.

[SpectreGuy1997]

GARRUS!

[Al5ezdlt]

I know what the problem is! He forgot to do some calibrations.

[Lokasena]

and then he head-shots the guy...

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Shepard: Did you think calibrating our guns to shoot orange paint was funny!?

Garrus: I wasn't trying to be funny...

Shepard: Well you weren't! Maybe that's the problem!

Garrus: You know what the problem is!? You're IMPOSSIBLE to work for! YA BEEN INTERRUPTING MY CALIBRATIONS FOR WEEKS!

Shepard: So it's my fault!? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME IN DETAIL HOW IT'S MY FAULT!

Garrus: I THINK I WILL but it'll have to wait for a bit. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: ಠ_ಠ

[Krion112]

And then he stormed off so that he could continue to work on his calibrations...

[missfilby]

Voice porn...

[coldshoulder14]

So these are the jobs Garrus had to when Shepard was dead.

Glad he's doing calibrations now.

[transitline]

lol man.. the "fine..." is sooo good.

[timerider4]

He turns into the joker near the end.

[hattrickster33]

"You're fired!"

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[ffinfinity1]

The clown outfit lol

[Conchobhar]

YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO WORK FOR, SHEPARD

YA BEEN RIDIN ME FOR YEEEEEAAARS

[TriforceHand11]

@MisterHugoStiglitz Garrus was in LA Noire?

[schmagum]

I think these two men are quite literally the biggest Trolls in the Universe.

[Jafroboy]

I didnt think it was garrus until I heard "FFFine!"

[Shirahikari]

I want to draw Garrus in a clown suit :D

[bonehead156]

could not for the life of me take the clown part seriously.

[ShadowSplicer57]

Hearing Garrus say "Go fuck yourself." WIN. Fucking win.

[ARavingLooony]

that clown outfit should b an alternate garrus 1

[Opdeit]

I saw it in one show

[Ryushinku]

"...fiiiiiiiiine."

[MK88N0M4D]

He's gonna be in middle of some calibrations pretty soon im sure.

[blaxof]

Boss:YOUR FIREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Brandon:Well i was in the middle of some calibrations anyway

[Tarik360]

I am pretty sure the actors had a very hard time trying not to laugh during the clown part.

[EelsOnWheels]

god, he's barely keeping it together at 1:00.

[halfhigh]

@MisterHugoStiglitz Noticed Noticed ;)

[corruptgunslinger]

WHO WILL CALIBRATE THE ENGINES NOW????!!!

[PurOxYg3n]

OMG his face at 0:58 when he says 'go f*ck yourself" is hilarious!

[ARavingLooony]

garrus is getting fired cuz hes doing waaaaaaaaaaay too many calibrations

[The111DooD]

God damnit I find this video really funny but I think I'm finding it funny for the wrong reasons.

[Commonwealth96]

Harvey Harvey Harvey Dent

[Oxideist]

Garrus: "Your impossible to work for! You've been riding me for years!!!"

Shepard: "And all that time you we're still doing the same calibrations!!!!!!!"

[stevej71393]

Weird...I wish he'd make another... :|

[SilverMoon127]

This is... I just... What is this i don't even...

[SickBritKid]

The way Keener says "go fuck yourself" in the clown clip reminded me too much of Heath Ledger's Joker...

"How about a magic trick?"

I vote that Keener should play the Joker in the rebooted Batman series!

[huauntourette]

You're fired

Can it wait for a bit i'm in a middle of some....wait, WHAT?!

[HITMANSPIKE007]

0:55 Suddenly Jack Nicholson.

[DrHouse146]

Executor Palin" You're fired!"

Garrus "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middlie of some calibrations"

[MacWillyFortunes]

Has anyone seen the show Stella? This clip reminded me of it.

[skulljoint]

Now someone should make a video with mass effect character.

Oh, wait...

[danythedog17]

Where is this clip from??

[nuttex]

@danythedog17 Would you kindly look above and read my response to another comment? God, YouTube does attract slowpokes...

[TheLycaNinja]

@nuttex So is the clown bit real or just really good editing work? I can't tell...

[EyesLee93]

@danythedog17

"Would you kindly" read Nuttex's comment? I'm getting low on ADAM substance, and Atlas ain't gonna like it. LOL

[slkdfjklasasdfasdf]

@danythedog17 he said it's not from a movie. Rather, it's just a funny clip between Brandon and the other guy.

Admittedly, it was hard to find the specific comment within the whole page, so I wouldn't be so hard on dany, nuttex

[BrotherBearGer]

@strikeliger7 and a lot of calibrations to do

[cytorakdemon]

Atleast now he'll have more time to do Calibrations

[oibc1988]

when he said go fuck your self the second time i wouldn't stop laughing XD

[Fammael]

OMFG! Now I wanna hear how Garrus says to someone in ME3: "Go f*ck yourself" (to TIM perhaps?). That would be epic!!

[Ricorolu]

If I saw what I saw at 0:59 in real life, I'd shit myself.

[SigmarusOne]

@MisterHugoStiglitz I did

[hawkins347]

@strikeliger7 well, I can't imagine he would complain about femShep riding him... :D

[EthanCommins888]

@MisterHugoStiglitz I believe garrus's voice actor Was in L.A Noire

[Lennyohh]

The next day Executor Pallin was found dead with a bullet in his head and a note beside him saying: Can the arresting wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations

[rockerhead247]

@Lennyohh Either that or "SCOPED AND DROPPED!"

[Madfoot713]

C-Sec has changed a lot since humans came to the Citadel.

[MarkArandjus]

Wait, what, clowns, what?

[H4L0K1LL4]

go fuck yourself :)

[lishuss]

epic squeak is epic

[SwobyJ]

Garrus: Go fuck yourself.

:O

[nuttex]

@MisterHugoStiglitz I have.

[HirachieOfSociety]

He came back with calibrated weapons...

[H4L0K1LL4]

for some reason i crapped myself laughing!

[mugenrider754]

brandon keener got turian buld in voice lol

[mistylatteable]

Forgot to add ---"don't need you or your sorry ass job" lmao!!

[mistylatteable]

Oh too funny... I hope it was for you.. too bad we couldn't see him tell em' that in real life --- "go fuck yourself" and i''m sure he would've added -- "I've been been fired from better places you Dick" -- hope you're happy now! Take your fu$&in job n shove it up your ass"! That would've been the shut!

[iamtehgame]

This is the only time Garrus say fuck.....

[mattthundercunt]

Guy:Did you think what you did out there was funny?

Keener: I wasn't trying to be funny, I was trying to do my goddamn calibrations!

[ThatguyP912]

What with the random transition to clown costumes half way through?

[corruptgunslinger]

Help me out here, what movie is this from?

[nuttex]

@corruptgunslinger Not a movie. Not even a commercial. Just a random joke video with Brandon and his friend.

[nuttex]

@strikeliger7 Best comment ever.

[TheSugarSniper]

@nuttex I could not agree more!! Only if it's a female Shepard :P hahahah

[CharmieKid]

"You're fired!"

"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Syko954]

Maybe it's just me, but when he says "go fuck yourself" that's when he sounds the most like Garrus.

[Shklyarr]

@Syko954 he's born turian, his voice betrays him

[playerofrock04]

@Syko954 Yeah. That and the second time he says "I wasn't trying to be funny.."

[GreatWallOfMIchigan]

What is this from?

[Anman619]

You think defeating Saren and the Geth is FUNNY?!!?

[mjcullen108]

I would absolutely die if this was in Mass Effect 3.

Like, when the crew goes back to the Citadel to tell everyone about defeating the collectors, Pallin comes up to Garrus and starts bitching at him about quitting, and Garrus just explodes on him.

"YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEAARS!"

[Uglyman44]

@mjcullen108 If that happened I would die laughing!

[RedAviary]

@mjcullen108

Pallin's dead, so that won't be happening. Still, it'd be funny.

[ArcanaLegacy]

"One less to Worry about"

[TarielMaeda]

I can now picture Garrus saying "go fuck yourself". Awesome.

[coldshoulder14]

I guess this is what he meant by all his "other jobs" ending badly. :3

[DrLiaraTSoni]

It sounds more like Garrus when he is a clown XD

[AmethystStar94]

GARRUS! <3

You can tell he's trying not to laugh when they're in the clown costumes XD

[Faize1998]

When he says "Go fu** yourself" he sounds a little bit like Garrus but the rest just doesn't... It's weird.

[DrLiaraTSoni]

@Faize1998

I thought the same thing!

[esideras]

Can this wait? Im in the middle of some calibrations.

[lesbiansaregoodandch]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS HUMAN?

[thechrisk94]

whats this from cas it is soo funny

[xcrazykiwi22x]

This is the scene we missed between mass effect 1 and 2 just before he traveled to omega. This is where Archangle comes in =D

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

"Go fuck yourself." YES! XD

[RiddickTWO]

"Can getting fired wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Faize1998]

That can't be Garrus! It doesn't even sound like him!!!! It is so I still love them both.

[mistereveready]

@Faize1998 It does when he says "Go fuck yourself." Something Garrus, if had been real, would have said everyday when leaving his CO's office.

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

@Faize1998 Go watch some other clips of Brandon Keener and you'll hear it, promise XD

[PuppetierMaster]

DEM NOISY SHOES!! X3

[TheBigKiller]

Left vs. Right in the U.S.

[mechanixis]

Garrus, you're...how do the humans say it, a loose...carbine?

[Leold1]

I like to think this is exactly the conversation between Garrus and Executor Pallin when Garrus leaves C-Sec to join Shepard.

[JackTheRiipperUK]

this guy is one of my fav actors

[markinator123]

I call it. Garrus needs his own spin-off game!

[YorkJonhson]

@markinator123 "Archangel Begins" ^^

[mikiroony]

That boss is going to be

SCOPED AND DROPPED!

[BrethrenOfUlster]

Brandon Keener is pure undiluted glory manifest in human form! How lucky we mere mortals are to be his contemporaries!

[idoBL3VnBONES]

Dude... even in the clown make-up I'd totally shag him. I freakin' LOVE Brandon Keener.

[becky45328]

@idoBL3VnBONES

I second that!

Too bad he's married :(

[HRH787]

Garrus: "You're impossible to work for, YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEEEAAAARSSSS!"

Shepard: I should go.

[Rubayat25]

@HRH787 you should add this

Garrus:If u need anything Commander Lemme know.

[clonetroop100]

why so serious lol

[DarthCannabis]

Someone needs to edit the audio with that turian voice-flanging effect.

[AvanderX]

so that is what clown-garrus saying "fuck" sounds like.

crossing that one off the bucket list.

[TheAussieRocket]

"Fine.. go fuck yourself.. Im off to do some calibrations"

[atomicbreaker]

I think I now know why Garrus became the Archangel.

I would LOL so hard if he just randomly lost it and shouted YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEARS!!! in Mass Effect 3.

[RocketDude92]

... Garrus needs that "Go Fuck Yourself!" in ME 3

[TheJake0fTrades]

For some strange, and peculiar reason, I REALLY want to hear Garrus say "Go fuck yourself." in ME3.

[TheDaemons]

@BlimeyGames

Yeah, no kidding.

[blackhorse1988]

Something tells me Brandon would have made a good Joker.

[aschtung]

and then he joined c-sec

[danitiwa]

Duude, you're a G-NYUS

[BlimeyGames]

Haha, there's not enough Brandon on Youtube.

[ZKY2]

I don't even.. what the fuck.. lol

[dantesecondevangel]

"Did you think what you did out there was FUNNY?!"

"Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations..."

[mjcullen108]

I don't get this... :/

"You've been riding me for YEEAAARRSS!"

[WolfenNights]

Love the way he said "go fuck yourself." You could hear some of Garrus in there.

[spartanwarrior46]

i burst out laughtin when it said in bubbles Exicutor pallin and garrus. i just imaged them arguing on mass effect

[ProgrammedForDamage]

Can Bioware work that "go fuck yourself" into Mass Effect 3?

[junugustinigan]

I wonder how many takes they had to do on that clown scene on the count of everyone splitting their sides. I swear Keener is about to lose it at the last, "fuck you."

Also, "Scratch one! Other job, that is."

[Shklyarr]

@junugustinigan it's about makeup, you know. Optical illution or something

[Zain844]

so that's when Garrus decides to go to Omega.

[loxinder]

haahhahahahhahah loling hard

[KrimsinYT]

And that's why Garrus left C-Sec.

[Luceija]

@KrimsinYT Because he's not looking good in an clowns costume. :D

[Shklyarr]

impressive

[jarpasmannen]

someone, please use this audio for a shepard/garrus conversation :3

[Luceija]

@jarpasmannen I'd LOVE to! Just send me the *.mp3 file and gimme some help :D

[jarpasmannen]

@Luceija listentoyoutubeDÖTcom - it allows you to rip the audio as HD mp3 files, glad to help... NOW MAKE THE VIDEO >:(

[Luceija]

@jarpasmannen Doesn't work :(

[nuttex]

@Luceija Or use vidtomp3[dot]com - works fine to me.

[MistaSponge]

@jarpasmannen

Your prayers have been answered. Look in the video responses.

[ponty94]

@jarpasmannen "I should go"

[NintendmanMidget]

@jarpasmannen watch?v=fTFJYko56Cw&feature=fe­edf

[BabyMia0101]

Oh Gooood, I've been riding him for years~

Also. That go fuck yourself? Never heard those words said better.

[shawnkelly91]

hahaha genius....he probably had some calibrating to do anyway

[nuttex]

@shawnkelly91 Vakarian vs. Pallin, hehe

[RiddickTWO]

@shawnkelly91 LMFAO