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  • rangers cunt

  • u look like shit man.. hope someone slashes yer face

  • lol ledgend

    

  • scum

  • gives scotland a serious bad name !

  • Fucking skinny wee jakey cunt.

  • @TheWackadooFuckhead well said ha this is a silly wee prick he would knoe if a bumped into him at that age ha

  • @M4TCH3TT ye met him

  • such a tough guy,put him in a mens prison,then watch him cry ha ha

  • no hard atall aww mouth

    

  • falkirk mate

    

  • @M4TCH3TT has he got facebook mate and is he hard

  • i jamie smith met um when a was in 1st night centre aw mouth the cunt haha

  • @M4TCH3TT  were he fae

  • I met this clown in Barlinnie and he was shit scared to go to rec or exercise, Falkirk Daftie

  • what does he say after 0:52?

  • @STR8G0ODZ He says "the fucking blantyre mad squad, mate"

    I'm from blantyre and not proud of this -,-

  • @STR8G0ODZ Did yous fucking see that

  • compared to 3rd world countries these guys have got it pretty good. They have running water for a start. I know its not much but when you think how some dickheads behave in countries that have got it good and you get pricks who go round assaulting people and causing trouble on the street.

  • BIG STUARTY NOW SELLS THE BIG ISSUE , JUST A NERVOUS LOWLIFE CRACK HEAD ,, BEGGING ON THE STREET

  • I am neither interested in your offer nor your advice on grammar. I do not apologize for being so blunt, your over-weening ego will protect you from any offence it may have caused.

  • @themultiotherman

    Are you thick Scottish prisons are worse than British prisons? Scotland is in britain you fuckin idiot! Wit a wanker

  • @dannymin english people dont really class scottish people as british. were scottish unless were doing suhin good like andy murray winning at the tennis

  • @scotland1989able

    ano m8 if we help win olympics we are british but otherwise we are scottish scum lol fuck them lol

  • The line ill take you all to fucking hell was off scarface the film so that is where he got that one from, also scottish prisons are way worse than british ones

  • (cont) "nearly died, and that Stewarty's sitting there with a razor in his hand 'come on, I'll take yeez all to fuckin hell' and I was like that 'get me fucking out of here.. catch you after'

    "If anyone ever stabbed me, or slashed me, I would boil a kettle and chuck it right over their face, if anyone ever done that to my face, I would murder them, I would actually, I'd do the fucking 20 fucking 15 years easy, if anyone ever took my face off me, my wee dimples".

    It's a Falkirk accent.

  • (cont) "been talking to him and that Stewart's just went like that 'fuck ye', slashed him, and the big boy, you could see his teeth through his face, you could see the big cunt's teeth through his face, and that Stewarty's been sitting there with a razor in his hand shouting 'did youse all see that? that's how it's fuckin done, the fuckin Blantyre mad squad way, did youse fuckin see that?' all laughing and that, and the cunt's whole teeth, the cunt lost about fucking five pints of blood (cont)

  • (Cont) "running to their doors too".

    First guy: "he spent 23 month down the digger, he was in the Daily Record for doing almost two year down the digger"

    Other guy: "Blantyre boy"

    First guy: "Aye but when I was back in 2003, my first ever sentence, I was sitting there I didn't even notice him, I knew who he was his name was Stewarty, I was in the smoker's room back in the old induction, there was about five guys, there was a big massive cunt sitting on a chair, and that Stewarty's (cont)

  • Translation:

    A riot over there.. well Wednesday night there's going to be a riot. Everyone's just gonna (put pull?) see if you be here Wednesday night.. and every cunt - a bet you see cunts gettin slashed, stabbed, kay-ho, oh here we go, oh yes.

    I'm not feart (scared) of any of them but there's a couple of cunts that would just (something) take the face of you no bother, and that's what you need to watch.

    Uglier guy: "See if Stewarty was up here an all man, fuckin, they'd all be (continued)

  • that stuart just went fffffffffff!!!!! fuck yee, slashed um llf quality ;)

  • lol " my wee dimples" that was the good part lol x

  • Though this is a very serious, horrible subject matter I have to say, that accent is like 50 shades of sheer AWESOME!

  • Quality =D

  • Haha he needs to get a grip:L i stay in blantyre lmaoo

  • I used to live just down the road from that exact prison!!!

  • i sweeearrr.....i speak english (im canadian), but holy shit....i swear these scots have created a new language. i hardly understand any of it. and im pretty good at hearing through accents!

  • As an Englishman I take it as a personal failure that I cannot understand a word that scottish people say, afterall we didn't conquer scotland several hundred years ago for us not to be able to understand them now.

    Alternatively, as scottish people seldom do anything but whine it's probably better that we can't understand them.

  • @briefboyz How rude! As my georaphical place of birth was scotland im heavily offended by your comment. why cant we unite and just be friends? im really not a bad person and you seem like a spiffing chap. i love you.

  • @dougster84 - Sir, calm your ardour and expressions of love, they are as unwelcome as they are misplaced however courtiously they are proffered.

    I did not aim to be rude but to state a matter of fact, your offence will soon pass however I fear the lack of peoples understanding of the scottish dialect will not.

  • @briefboyz lol your a wee star

  • @dougster84 - You too m8. Keep well.

  • @briefboyz What a fucking stupid thing to say

  • @MichaelFranklin1991 - My dear boy, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your life has been full of hardship already and you are probably fated for a lfetime of under achievement and disappointment alloyed to a drinking problem, obesity, chronic heart problems and for all I know, ginger hair.

  • @briefboyz It seem's you have gone on too long without your daily heroin fix my good boy. If you like I could supplement you with some top notch methadone free with a vaginal scented syringe?

  • @TheWackadooFuckhead

    Heavens to Betsy, you seem to be labouring under a misapprehension, for I am neither a character out of an Irving Welsh novel nor am I Sherlock Holmes. Your talent for procurring such provisions may have led you to try such things, I can asure you I have not.

  • @briefboyz If you are to respond with such highly subjective connotations, then at least try to deliver them with valid structural sense. As a result you will present yourself in a much more respectable manner.

    Now my boy, are you interested in my still standing offer?

  • it might be because im from the south east but, fuck me! put on subtitles

  • Outlawontour .... U think any kind of Englishman would last even a couple ae hour in their hahaha

  • I'm Scottish middle class and I can still understand every single word :)

  • @UK31337 Right and your point is?

  • a wis lit at get me fuckin out of here catch u after hahahaha

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  • @hoIIohan you must huv a sad life writing aww that oot lol

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  • i hate this about my country people think its good to be an idiot.

  • how the fuck do i (a girl from california) know just wat hes sayin?

  • @isablancoramirez its scottish slang!! thats just the way these boys talk its a crazy place is polmont young offenders institute just hope u never end up there!! mini bosnia

  • @potheadpiper

    idk i dnt think its hard to understand. and i'll try my best to not end up there. haha

  • @potheadpiper do you think a scouser would last 18 months in there

  • cannot understand a word, and i'm british.

  • Fuckin bam!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heavy doo hut

  • Time for you's all to wise up.

  • lol 2 funny

  • that cunts a pure chickhen head man

    PAUSE AT 1.11 THAT GUY SMOKEING THAT DOUT HE

    GOT PUT UNDER HES BED

    N HES SNOUT TOOK AFF UM.

  • lmfao get me outta here!!!!

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  • seems like a nice fella, why the fuck are we locking guys up like this with pure mad cunts!

  • sad

  • "ma wee dimples"

  • did yees all see that , thats how its done the fukin blantyre mad sqad way or in other words thats how ye get the jail for the rest of yer life! some people are so dumb ........

  • very cute dimples

  • Depressing as fuck.

  • tyre mad sqwad ya bass

  • scag nut scumbag!

  • What a thick low life piece of scum.

  • the way he shouts "COME AHHHHNNN, I'LL TAKE YOUS ALL TO HELL WITH ME" is just fucking hilarious! Funny guy.

  • get back on the hot plate ya dafty this boy in eh video is a tit.

  • whos stewarty i heard hes a wickedman

  • calibar38 is a fucking dafty

  • what a spazz

  • leg363 ya fukin fenion cunt!!!!

  • @daveeeee91 your mum

  • i wasne gawnnae watch this clip but its fucking funny by the way

  • calibar38's pure piping if he wis in polmont he wid be daein chickens oot the windee so he doesnae get dun in

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • jus grassed the fella right up.... name and everthing

  • tyre#1 anyway hes talking aboot john stewart hes fae the sha in blantyre, Hes a daft cunt tried to slash my m8 on glesga road in blantyre years ago .He canny fight worth a fuck but disny need tae since he wid slash anycunt in 2 secs but hes still a prick.

  • gimp

  • shut it u ya poof youl b dead soon

  • aww naw git a fukin grip ya pooof big hard man .. ayee right

  • MA WEE DIMPLES!! :D LMAO :P

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  • LOL im watching this in RE

  • Thts a Springwell boi wae the blue jumper on in this video :) x

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  • HIS NAME WIS STEWARTY LMFAO.

  • ide slag dis lil mug hes no meat on himgot

  • lol north lanakshire tawts pm me i will meet bonkers no1

  • So its just like a wee hotel then lol how sad and rank ....

  • biggest pissant i have ever met, and big stuarty? hahahaha fuckin bam, hard man wi a razor lol catch u after!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

  • get me fukin out of here catch yoo after :)) :) :))

  • Here fuk yur gallahill ya fukin bamm :S n fuck yeez all :S .. MILTON FUKIN BOYS ! (H)

  • grow up dafty head

  • Oh god, this gives Scotland a great name..

  • im off there the morra :L

  • haha "ma wee dimples" class

  • AW HERE WE GO AWW YESSS

    Legend.

  • rangers pictures in the background. says it all really.great laugh twenty fifteen yrs.get a life.

  • lol, sounds like a fuckin funny guy. haaaahahahahaa. get me outa here!!

    he must be a right laugh when he's had a joint.

  • GEEZ A CHICKEN

  • GET ME FUKKING OUT OF HERE lol

  • hilly yer a poof sur ;)

  • thts wit english dae hide in wee corners nd shoot yer wee guns

  • young fukin tyre1!!!!!!!!!!

  • guffry = nig fuk immigrant he well is listen to his pish man lololol

  • haha im white ya stupid fuck

  • doubt john stewarts in polmont pal he's 23

  • Caliber38 FUCKOFF , its typical scottish behaviour mate :-) go ae glesga yell git pult intae a van took away n fucked up , happens ae hunners a cunts every week needti watch wit yer dain

  • Jamie Smith legand :L got a few photies wae the man :P

  • who gives a fuck ya wee prick

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  • hows about you dont stab either! up close in person if your up that close fight 1 on 1 you pussy am from scotland and you make me ashamed you obv cant fight and need a blade which is as bad as the english scum with there guns.

  • listen wee man yer a ride a wid smash ye wifoot a blade ! ye dnt know me so dont start shoutin the odds ya fuckin bunnet ! state yer name n show yer face ya dafty n well see whos the pussy

  • naw you listen you fucking ladieboy my names david fitch live et 62 belmont road gallowhill paisley so send it down and a will teach you a lesson and your right a dont know you and dont want tae know you either scumbag away you go rape your sister douche

  • how much ae a fuckin lie is that ya clown ! n your obv the scumbag talkin aboot rapin sisters see if a ever saw u a wid take the jaw clean rite aff ye ya sick fuckkin bastard ! yer a potential peadophile fs

  • there is no lie and once again you would take my jaw affa me because a would tear you apart in a real fight a would probaly batter you with a blade in your hand you fucking sad tool merchant ! away u go n try in get laid sadact

  • fuk off yer a waste ae space ya fuckin inbred a wid doo ye in a square go but yer talkin aboot rape so ye dont deserve the privelege ae gettin dood in a square go

  • waste a space your the 1 talking about stabbing and slashing cunts fs just because you cant fight and your the waste a space do you work no do you sighn on and spend my money yes you sponger ! away and sock dock nigggger

  • fuck off ya rentboyz ye know ye widny say shit if it was face 2 face and aye i dae work i work fur the cooncil gettin a much better wage than youll ever see ya black bastard

  • you work for the council but you cant spell it and your slashing and stabbings cunts as you said lol ave heard enough you win lol loser .....

  • Cant reason with these guys mate.

    Scum cant listen to reason.

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  • Caliber38 fuckin dafty,uv obviously never been ti glesga,ur 5 time more likely to get chibbed in glesga than london its fact,av never seen a big gangster visit youtube sa much hahah

  • & BRUV... who are the worlds greatest fist fighters... NIGGERS.... so whats all this "we cant come close 2 1 another were pussios" talk about? u lot need 2 focus on the pakis and illegal immigrants that are hoodwinking your governments throughout the UK... and not the niggers who are eliminating each other. ur just working class dunces from glasgow tramps that are on class A drugs that live with your single whorebag mums on council estates dont message me back b4 i come down and lite up glasgow.

  • tht p4p best fighter in the world in mma is gsp a white guy or fedor a white guy in boxing manny pacman a fillipino do some facts

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  • u indoctrinated white son of a bitch... ian huntley is white.... myra hinley is white, that little teds peedo women from plymoth is white, ian brady is white, BTK is white, jamie bulgers killers were white, i can go on for centuries... u bacon eating fuck face. SHUTUP

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  • @calibar38 at least us whites arnt crack smoking spear chuckers that live in mud huts

  • chavy got terrorised in polmont glesga troops ran it easy dayz

  • Fuck niggers, it's time all you fucking mad neds went down Glasgow town and took out those fucking black and paki cunts running the place. It's a fucking disgrace, you make whites look like fucking walkovers.

    Stop fighting each other and start fighting those cunts

  • so true, we should stand together glasgows a fuckin multicultural joke now them pakis r gettin too big for theyre boots

  • Yes mate. It's time we stopped fighting over teams and religion, and started fighting for the white man. We're getting fucking walked all over.

  • looool scotland niggers??? never heard of such a thing??? are u lot fuking kidding me... or isit birmingham and london niggers that come down 2 pollute the area...

  • Do you live here? I suggest you visit Bridgeton, in Glasgow. Niggers have fucking COLONISED the place. Third world immigrants automatically get housing and more and more come in each week.

    Trust me mate, Scotland is being utterly SWAMPED with niggers as we fall into a multicultural hell-hole.

  • what niggers are they??? mixies??? london??? or northern uk??? u people cant even tell the difference between colour your so dosile!!!. u think a nigger is a muslim or asain init. lol fuking pranksters....

  • No, a nigger is a black person. Arabs are brown.

    Where are you from?

  • u dont even sound like your from scotland. you sound like a southern asswipe. shut the fuckup its people like you that get raped in prison and whose canteen gets taken from them. dont hype behind the safety of your computer screen because when you got mugged at knifepoint in real life you were in a state of shock. DICKHEAD

  • You're the one acting hard mate, not me. You're the one making a total arse of yourself and acting like a keyboard warrior, not me. And you're the one who clearly feels the need to prove yourself, not me.

    You're a laughable joke, and you're pathetic. Just be quiet and keep being a keyboard hardman ;)

  • @jackybhoy87 back tae yer fuckin kkk club ya fuckin dafty go git an education geen it aw that patter its cunts lit you gee glesga a bad name ha yer probly a wee goon anaw

  • u dickhead there are no niggers in scotland. just pakis. and dont run up your mouth behind the safety of your screen because when the london mandem come down with there machine guns and pistols... u will be the 1st one to call the police. NOB HEAD...

  • You obviously haven't been in Glasgow city centre at night time. It's fucking CRAWLING with niggers.

  • tht boi wae no top on is funny

  • POLMENT HERE I FUKIN COME

  • jamie hes a mad man a jumped aw er him up cambie

  • wee peter haha

  • You are a rocket son N,joy the jail yer gonny be see,in a lot eh it...TRUST ME.

    What a waiste of a Giro!

  • mad jamo fi kemlin mad seawd here we go !!!!!

  • u lot are all a pack of fuking doughnuts that got fuk up puched up and drapsed up in hi skool... money taken so u had 2 have pack lunch instead and all of that good stuff.... JUST SHUT THE FUKUP AND GET A FUKING HOBBY

  • hahhahahha shut the fuck up ya goon come to glasgow and see if you would last ten minuites ya dick

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  • caliber38- u daft bastard Glasgows murder rate is twice that of london, and we dont even use guns, you niggers dont have the balls to brawl up close, thats why yous all stand back and hide behind guns

  • YOU FUCKING PRIK. CATCH CANCER. u doomed son of a bitch. black people dont sniff coke or smoke crack and heroin. i know some one in ur decrepid immedate family does that. u celtic wankers wouldnt have the heart to brandish a firearm... let alone fire one. I HOPE U GET RAPED U ASSWIPE. DICKHEAD

  • Hahahahahaahahaha blacks don't smoke crack????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!! Omg you really are stupid.... all blacks do is take drugs, rape, and kill. That's what blacks are like. They're drug-peddling rapists. And they only ever rape white women.

  • listen u fuking dunce. what colour was MYRA HINLEY, BTK, IAN BRADEY, DR. HAROLD SHIPMAN, IAN HUNTLEY, i cant be fucked to carry on typing ill run out of words lol. name and shame some famous black peedos to me u demented fool.?? ?? ? thats what i thought,. even when u white satanic beasts have all the money in the world and all the high powered jobs u still rape children and resort to hard drugs. the white man is a vile beast that causes mysery and destruction wherever he romes. CATCH AIDS.!

  • FURTHER more lets play a game called white history month, type in all those peoples names in you tube. u fuking tosser type in btk, type in charles manson, myra hinley, ian huntley. everytime i come with facts to you you ignore me. go to wickepedia and type in peedo uk. THE RATION OF WHITE TO BLACK PEEDO IN UK IS 9999-1. that means 4 almost every 10,000 white peedo there is a black 1. the goverment and news reporters need to make this known that the white elderly man is a danger to toddlers lol

  • fuckin shut it ya mad paki

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  • our boys up here ar harder than any wee sly talkin, stab or shoot u in the back niggers down south who actually sound quite polite

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  • scousers? fuck off polmont is in Scotland m8

  • hahahhahaha calibar you talk some shite my man you woudnt last ten minutes up in glesga ya fanny youd be stabbed and plugged before you know it ya fucking goon

  • u stupid prik... do u even know wot london living is about u wanker... if i came 2 polmont glasgow or edinburugh wid my .38 calibar and started dumping on u faggots u would fone the fuking police further more send me ur mobile number and ill drive down when im bored... the real knife man are black hungry niggers not white boys.