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  • Take the mic away from this piece of work. The only thing he needs to learn how to say is Do you want paper or plastic

  • awkward.......

    

  • I found out he was doing standup in my town last night. Tickets were only 15 bucks. So I went home and watched TV instead.

  • Oh god Screech is a fucking douchebag.

  • everyone in that audience must be friggin drunk to laugh at this revolting piece of NOT funny shit

  • fuck Dustin diamond he is a fucking pussy!!!

  • This guy should be raped. 

  • I wonder how long it's going to take before Dustin Diamond commits suicide.

  • hes getting heckled HARD

  • He spends more time defending his act than doing it.

  • i'd go to one of his shows just to heckle the shit out of his faggy ass

  • Fuck the hell up screech.

  • You washed up 15 years ago, you ugly assed, long faced, kinky haired, unfunny mother fucking jew faggot. Do the world (and yourself) a big favor and disppear. You aren't funny. You never were. You never will be. Your highest moment was playing some dry-dicked dork on a second rate TV show for suburban teens. That's your legacy. Accept it and fade into the background where you belong, queer. K? Thanks.

  • Unbelievable! WHAT A FUCKIN LOSER!

    He should have quit while he was ahead.  He is beyond washed up!

  • Hes about as funny as a truckload full of aids infested infants with there arms and legs choped of and covered in donkey shit.......just saying

  • Dustin Diamond is a Terrible Human Being.

  • So basically it's dustin diamond standing on stage saying he's horny and to please give him a grandma to fuck. How is that stand up?

  • OH NO SCREECH SAID FUCK

    WATCH OUT PARENTS HE'S COMING TO ENCOURAGE YOUR KIDS TO STOP BRUSHING THEIR TEETH AND SAY NAUGHTY WORDS

  • Watch me do a guest set for Dustin at Big Al's Comedy Club next month in VEGAS. Come out, have fun.

  • No timing.

  • 1:14 funniest part of the whole act

  • it wasn't that bad...

  • @BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz OH YES IT WAS!!!!

  • Wow. Just Wow. Holy Crap. He has major issues that he has not resolved. Wow.

  • 1:22 spot the fag?!?! did u look in the mirror dustin?!!?

  • A WASHUP AT ITS WORST

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  • 2:14 "Is that the best you can come up with"?

    I thought he had a nerve saying that considering Lame Saved by the Bell references seems to be the best he can do in his stand-up.

  • lol people just make fun of him he sucks

  • I wonder if he knows "Screech" is a fictional character.

  • I hate this guy more than the Taliban.

  • @Baz0kable lol

  • this guy is a class A prick....watch him on celebrity fit

  • Oh the humanity...

    Oh, the humanity...

    Seriously though - you've got some self-hate issues to work through.

  • Wow - he is just as unfunny on the stage as he was on Saved By The Bell!!! Diamond, you suck!

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  • I've seen autopsies funnier that this...

  • Ouchh, why did people laugh at all.

  • @HLimmen they laughed at him not at his jokes.

  • I like the fact the Heckler got more laughs than the comedian himself. I'd pay to see that heckler perform over Dustin any day.

  • Oh man, that was messed up. I just read his book (only because he made promises of talking about "kelly, zach and slater" poorly, and he did.) But the guy is an angry, angry little man. In the book all he does is talk about his dick and all the chicks he banged, which you KNOW MEANS 1 THING. None of that shit ever happened. Think about it, people who talk about sex and their dicks all the time, either have very small dicks, and NEVER get laid. The book made me feel sorry for him, just pathetic..

  • third grade boys all over the world think this is hysterical.  Most adults think its pathetic.

  • @Marty933

    Third grade boys have some standards.

  • @meric2 A couple of my friends saw his act about 3 months ago. They and over half the audience walked out after about 10 minutes. One of them said this guy has serious mental issues and was so disgusting they all demanded their money back. It was like going to an old time Klan meeting. He hates everyone except himself and his fat girlfriend.

  • Glorious, just glorious.

    What a truly terrible stand up routine.

  • this bullshit is finally finish

  • SO WHEN IS DUSTIN DIAMONG COMING OUT??

  • the. comments. on. this. video. make. me. fucking. l.o.l

  • If Dustin Diamond committed suicide tomorrow and then I accidentally stepped on a bug on the way to work, I'd feel worse about the bug being dead.

  • my grandads funeral was funnier than this

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Why does he have to do cliche x plicit humor? That doesn't set him apart and it doesnt fit his image so it looks too much like an act and not himself.

  • He should do a buddy comedy w/ Seth Rogen.

  • @smarfling isnt this joe rohan here?

  • Sometimes you see a comedian crash and burn on stage, and you feel for the poor bastard. This, my friend, is not one of those times. You fucking hack.

  • If I had a gun and two bullets in a room with Hitler, Obama, and Screech I would shoot Screech twice, then pistol whip him to make sure...

  • @Eric9284911 then would you thank michael scott for the joke?

  • @MurphGiovanni Ha ha exactly!!

  • I wondered why people hate this guy so much... so I watched this video to find out why... now I know why...

  • i gotta get 43 bullets

  • This guy is a tool..... 

  • you pay to see this shit? I laughed but it was at him not with him

  • saved by the douche??

  • did he just say he wanted to slepp with his own grandmother...

  • his whole act is managing hecklers....its kind of sad...

  • @benjaminshinobi lol yeah...that's pretty rough...i'm not a fan of his humor...shit is cliche and lame...but there's nothing lower than douchebag hecklers who doesn't have the balls or skills to get on stage, so they have too many drinks and interrupt someone else's act...

  • FAIL! i had to stop it 41 seconds in that was painful

  • @ThePeterson21

    same time i threw in the towel.

  • FAIL!

  • he shouldnt say hes not bitter and then demonstrate how bitter he really is for 5 mins..

  • "spot the fag"?  That's funny?

  • Still hurts to watch....

  • he's awkward and stiff. needs to work on his act. takes balls doing stand up though. i was terrified the first time i did it

  • Pathetic

  • doesn't this guy have anything other than saved by the bell? Everyone else on the show has moved on this guy keeps talking about the same shit for years now.

  • @The12GAme well dude think about it. he started saved by the bell when he was 11 and he stopped it around 21 or 22 years old.

    Thats a long time and that is probably one of the most sensitive parts of a humans like between adolesence and adult years, so his brain is pretty much traumatized from so many years playing screech.

  • omg im embarresed for him

  • Not....funny.

  • ew, he sucks ass

  • not funny i agree dustin diamond a tool he only gonna be screech im glad he aint anywhere around he a fucking joke even ron jeremy who a porn legend funnier then this fucka

  • 1:52 Tells lame puchline

    1:53 Stomps on his own punchline

    1:54 Goes for the shock laugh

    1:56 **crickets**

  • @hardpack187 -

    2:34 Tells punchline

    2:36 Applaud

  • @MusicFromRobE What is this, RobE? Are you a big Dustin fan?

    "How old's your grandma? I'll fuck the shit out of her". If that's a punchline, where's the setup?

  • @hardpack187 - I'm not really a fan I just wanted people watching this video to realize he does get applauded and not just booed as stated in the comments below. The applause, although short-lived is at 2:34. Thanks for responding and giving me a chance to explain myself, otherwise you might have been very confused by nothing. The joke is not a punchline, yet there is an applause AND that's what I was pointing out...Not that it was a punchline, although I did write "Tells Punchline". So, yeah

  • @MusicFromRobE I follow. The laughter may or may not have been genuine, though. When somebody's bombing as bad as Screech, it's uncomfortable for everyone in the room, audience and performer alike. The longer he bombs, the more desperate he gets and the more uncomfortable it is. The line in question was one of the few that was said clearly and with a modicum of confidence. Maybe the audience was just trying to give him a boost to get him back on track. Or maybe they thought he was funny, I dunno

  • @hardpack187 - Despite everything you said...That's right, you don't know.

  • @MusicFromRobE I guess you showed me. On the O&A show, they may refer to you as "Ohhh, Literal RobE". You see, when the comments said Dusty was getting nothing but boos, they didn't literally mean that he literally was getting literally nothing but literal BOOOS! It was a hyperbole, or an exaggeration used to make a point. But for Literal RobE, I'll clarify. Dustin Diamond got VERY FEW laughs during his set, and got MANY awkward silences from the audence.

  • @MusicFromRobE I noticed something else, just now. The cheers he got, for the one joke you pointed out, were more anti-heckler rather than pro-Dusty. If you want to know what Dustin trying to be funny sounds like, check out his appearance on the Opie and Anthony show. "Screech Bombs on Opie & Anthony"

  • Hes an angry man. Very aggressive and filthy

  • YOU SUCK, SCREECH!

  • I really wish I was that first guy who heckled so I could yell "Spot the washup!" after he yells spot the fag and "well your going to be more embarised when you tell TMZ you got your ass kicked trying to fight a guy at your show" after he says that (should I even call it a joke?) about screech kicking his ass

  • He is coppying Bob Saget, seriously. If you watch Bob Saget stand up he has the same routine, even the same cussing.

  • His presence isn't bad. He's got good stage awareness. His jokes just aren't the best, but I've heard/seen worse.

  • this is why some people were NOT meant to be famous. They let it go to their head!

  • total legend !! :D

  • Trying so hard to rip off Bob Saget

  • @testerz123456 He compares himself to fucking George Carlin.

  • what a nasty little jew

  • Basically transformations don't work. For example if you have been a normal rapper first and then become a hardcore rapper like Hammer then people won't take you seriously. Also if you first been a comical nerd then an hardcore rude fucker it is a big fail too. It doesn't work because people associate you with one type of character for the rest of your life.

  • He's performing tonight at a Comedy Club in Marco Isl, FL. This video just saved me $50 cuz I'm sure as shit not going now. That was about as lame as it gets.

  • Wow, what a cock.

  • Screech sux now.

  • LOL 1:55 EPIC FAIL XD

  • Unfunny -

    not funny; especially failing to achieve the intended humor; "a very unfunny joke"

  • oooohh that was really really bad I feel sorry for people who paid to see it lol

  • Man this is unfortunate. This guy is so poor and is selling t-shirts to pay his mortgage.

  • Trash.....

  • Wow. That was...awful.

  • It's painful to watch.

  • hack!

  • "Spot the fag...THERE HE IS!!"

  • I honestly really do feel red and embarassed for him

  • british comedians are alot better !!!!!

  • LoLz! This guy is too funny. That bit about grandmother fucking: Genious! I wonder if he has writers or if he thinks this shit on his own. And how about his improv skillz with the hecklers. BRILLIANT STUFF!

  • he is sick, washed up, and his jokes are NOT funny! He's WACK!!

  • yeah I know lol you can really hear the crowd busting laughing up at him NOT!

  • you do it then :)

  • Why do washed up sitcom actors think they're comedians

    Screech, Skippy, Kramer

    $35 bucks a ticket for this shit...and this is only 5 fucking minutes...imagine sitting thu anotherr 40 minutes

    The he goes on to say "I am not a comedian I am a storyteller" Than what the fuck are you headlining a comedy club for?

    Go rent a booth at a Car Show

  • what a wanker

  • lol fag

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  • I am reminded of another young comedian. . . Bob Saget

  • lol i feel embarassed for dustin, poor poor screeeeech

  • why do people go to a comedy gig just to heckle?

  • because of fags like this guy

  • he's not even funny, how many laughs did he get? u wanna see funny, type in Russel Howard

  • @XEmWorldX Russel Howard good. Dustin Diamond, a shame of a man

  • i prefer screech to dustin diamond

  • lol screech is still a dumbass

  • wow. what a tool.

  • i felt embarrassed for him lool

  • what a train wreck hahaha.

  • lmao this is great

  • What a loser. Worse, are those that paid to see him. Dustin and Dane Cook are the worst comedy have to offer.

  • I must agree with Dustin being the worst but Dane Cook is awesome to watch and is funny as hell.

  • he's probably the worst comedian i've ever heard

  • worst stand up i've ever heard. he ranks with james quall in tim & eric awesome show.

  • if he cleaned up his act, wrote some funny jokes and leaned to handle hecklers. well, u never know...

  • oh nooo....... no no no no no.......

  • jesus christ. this is terrible.

  • Sounds like screech is tryin to make up for all his nerdiness on Saved By The Bell, fuckin with the crowd an all, I'm surprised he didn't get his ass kicked for talkin shit, THAT woulda been funny

  • Hes hella getting heckled wish i could have been there..

  • Wow, I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or call him a douchebag.

    On one hand, he did get into this character of screech at a very young age, before he knew what he was doing to himself for the rest of his life-think about it-no one is gonna let him escape that character. No one wants him to be Dustin Diamond-they want him to be Screech.

    On the other hand, he IS bitter, and it has made him so sick & depraved that how can you like the guy? He's a douche if I've ever seen one!

  • dustin diamond is better than chris rock

    or should i say chris cock

    he is the best stand up in the world

  • Hmm, Saget and Diamond went for a turn to the worse.

    Saget was like this, stereotypical "good" dad always looking for the best for his kids. And when I saw him stand up last week, the amount of times he swore was amazing. Now Diamond, acting like this I'm not as surprised.

  • stop talkin bout saved by the bell! by 20 yrs ago

  • What a fuck.

  • he turned into a bob saget, going from a goody-good to a cuss swearing douche, but I like bob saget lol.. screech is a faggot

  • He's not great, but he's really no worse than a lot of other comics I've seen.

    Dane Cook, Mencia, Cable Guy, & Dunham come to mind.

  • he's trying way too hard. trying to be like bob saget or something. no class. at least bobs funny

  • bob saget is disgustin in comedy his latest one talkin bout fuckin animals and pinky up the ass wtf....bob a discare

  • damn that was really unfunny, i think most of the laughs are pity laughs n laughs so he doesn't flip out n try to kick their ass lol

  • Ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside, and not funny. Winner!

  • The cunt giggliing behind the camera is fucking stupid and should die if she thinks hes even close to funny.

  • He Sucks

  • show sucked and he's a faggot

  • in spot the fag he shoulda pointed to himself

  • HE IS A FUCKlNG MORON

  • That stunk. Poor dude gets shit from EVERYONE. As it should be. He hasn't done himself any favors by acting like a Douche on all those other shows. He may be an okay guy, but he's not funny and should expect people to Diss him at every opportunity. Fuck Dustin Diamond. See, I'm doing it now!

  • he sounds different

  • PLEASEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEE... before i do from bordem

  • lol omg i laughed so hard becuase hes big catchprhase was like

    "im horney"

  • Someone kill this fucking slug

  • he's 32 and look like he's over 40.

    his star went out halfway through his life thus far.

    he has emerged from one hit TV show without a funny bone in his body.

    his crutch and his bane are one in the same with Screech.

    Dustin Diamond is the definition of washed up has-been that really is just a one-trick pony.

  • Well, he did emerge with Belding's bone up his ass, although he probably didn't think it was funny while Belding was really giving it to him in his trailer on the rowdy Saved By The bell set!

  • I couldn't stand him then and I can't stand him now. He's the perfect guy to go to prison for killing. It would be totally worth it

  • haha "OH GOODNESS THE TABOO OF A FORMER CHILD STAR CURSING!"

  • Dustin sucks haha

  • poor guy, just isnt as funny as he use to be

  • he was never actually funny. he has the writers for the various shows he was on to thank for that. with that said, they weren't even good writers, because they had to rely on pre-recorded audience laughter to tell the audience at home when they were trying to be funny. he was just the goofy looking kid they needed to pull it off