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  • she reminds me of michael's mom from burn notice

  • FUCK THIS RANT!!!

  • 0:44 - 0:56 <- My fav part! :) I want this woman to be my grandma!

  • Of all of the Rants, this one is funniest because of her delivery. Great job, Lana Dietrich.

  • I couldn't watch this video... I don't mind hating on honda owners but this video was ill informed. Do you even know how fast a early 90s model civic can go with a k series engine swap? It's the idiots that decorate their cars with cheap shitty crap and cannon mufflers taht give us honda enthusiasts a bad name. No your d series engine isn't fast. No you are not like us you.

  • This is so much win!!!

  • Ricers are bad but the one thing worse is people who no nothing about nything nd call every one a ricer.it gives u a sense of pride to build urself a one of a kind fast car with.what you worked hard to afford as opposed to useing mommy nd daddys.money to.by a dime a dozen fast car..have some pride nd lern how to hold a wrench before you open your ignorant mouths

  • STFU. You probably got the sports car in your divorce settlement ya dumb broad!

  • Did anyone else notice that her windshield was broken? I say we get her a sweet ride with a NEW windshield so she can kick some punk-driver's ass!

  • This is one of my favorites. I really love the idea behind Project Rant. I remember some people accusing you of being a channel for hatred, but I actually find it easier to symphatize with the writers (even though I do not always agree with them), when I hear their rants played out. You kind of give a face to the anonymous netizens behind these thoughts. So thank you guys! :)

  • @pieruvaara Thanks for that! It's funny how people have a hard time understanding the difference between anger and hatred. :)

  • Can I trade in my grandma for this one?

  • Grandma?!?

  • this is soo true i wish that was my grandma

  • It's totally true. Everyone who owns a Honda civic or crx thinks it's 800 horsepower, tire melting monster car. FYI your big fart Cans that sound like shit that you bought at walmart don't do anything but annoy everyone. Your car is cheap POS passenger car not a racecar.

  • I bet that Granny rolls in a Mustang!

  • Love this woman!

  • I want her as my granny

  • Use her more!!!!!

  • There from Texas. yeepi

  • This one probably came from vwvortex.

  • Fucking bitch, she can take her "recreational vehicle" and drive it off a cliff.

  • She is an awesome granny! You go girl!

  • ahahahhahaa

  • I am so tired of people selling their 20 year old Honda Civics and thinking they are worth $10K. If you had a 91 Civic Si with 10 miles on it that had been sitting in a museum since new would still ONLY BE WORTH $1,500! And guess what? All those "mods" you did to the car bring the value DOWN. Get a clue and realize that there is no way your CRX is worth $7500 unless you have $6K worth of gold bars in the back.

  • OMG!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!

  • Hell that was a nice crx at beginning of the video. I saw a granny in a ricer honda the other day. I laughed my head off

  • Her windsheild is cracked..

  • Her tags were out... even at the release of this video.

  • I generally want her to make me cookies ^_^

  • The term for thouse monkes in hondas with some modefications is RICE BOYS.

  • It's like no matter how many times i watch this, it's always still at that same level of hilarity.

  • @xxsolidsnake937xx And your comment is always at the same level of awesome. Thanks for watching!

  • that grandma is one BAMF. :)

  • hilarious

  • I'd totally knock some drinks back with this lady.

  • @Morticide83 She'd probably be up for it. :) Thanks for watching!

  • I love how she says, "Way to go badass". HAHAHAHA

  • lmao... i love it!!

  • :44 

    I played that over and over... and over... Oh and I LOVED the video :) thanks for posting.

  • I like how there is a crack in the windshield! xD

  • Every time i see this video i can't shake the feeling that iv'e seen this person before. its a funny video btw. :)

  • I for one own a honda...and i find this ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS!!!!! But i feel like this woman, bc seeing how im 16 and have a 2009 bone-stock honda civic i ALWAYS run into someone who thinks there "hardcore" , if u own a honda than u know what i mean when i say HONDA'S ARNT SHIT, OR SLOW! its funny bc ppl always asume tht honda's are slow, granny grocery-gettin cars, but watch ya back. YOU WILL BE SUPRISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no wonder shes pissy shes from texas you should post one on how arrogant ppl from texas are

  • @FalloutboyGreenDay22 WTF that's not true! (Well, mostly it is but texas used to be an independent country, so you can kind of understand why)

  • I have a honda, and I find this video really funny!

    Seriously, people. These guys just joke around! They don't really mean it, and if you're offended, kindly go piss up a rope, because you obviously can't take a joke.

  • Who is that lady? She's most awes. Great vid.

  • haha its funny cuz its so true

  • That was awesome, I wish my grandma was that pissed!!

  • I want this woman to be my grandma.

  • hell yeah. i 2nd 3rd and 4th that rant. all the work they put into making that car fast, the coulda just bought a fast car. they put on their bodykits and shit, thinking they are being different and standing out, but if everyone buys the same damn car, and does the same thing, u ain't standing out. u're a damn sheep.

  • omg I love this lady!! I want to see more of her!

  • thumbs up for hondas sucking.

  • A used Honda Civic with one of those "fat one" mufflers?: where I come from we call those "Paco cars" cuz usually Paco, or Juan, or Julio, or Jesus, or Emilio is driving it.

    Makes me want to shake some sense into them! You're driving a mfing HONDA CIVIC dipshit!! I could put one of those mufflers on my ten-speed bike and make the same ear-splitting racket!!!

    PACO!

  • WTF?

  • the granny is fucking bad ass

  • lol there's a chevy ad to my right

  • This lady is one hurling meteorite of fabulous rage, and I love her.

  • my bros 2010 accord beat a clk55......the guy was bad at shifting and would slow down for bumps

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  • @AnTHoNyB1125 why doesnt he go play some more gran tourismo and quit being a jackass lol just mesin with ya

  • Had a friend in a Supra continually try to get me to race him. I always told him he didn't know what he was asking, but he insisted his 4 cylinder Supra could beat my '84 Cadillac Fleetwood, big body V8, direct fuel injection. Somehow, when I finally gave in, he never saw it coming.

  • @djtron1x supras are straight 6 and most are at least turboed some are twin turboed and if you new anything about cars you would know that supras are vicious cars so I'm gunna just go ahead and say you're full of shit or he gave you a 10 second headstart and started from a stop with his car turned off

  • @insatiableTy You must have a Supra. Supra owners are all dicks and THINK their cars are awesome, when they're really sh*t. Do you have any clue how much power an 84 Fleetwood V8 has compared to a Supra? With 270 lb-ft of torque at 2000 rpm and 145 hp compared to 159 lb-ft at 5600 rpm and 150 hp, he didn't stand a chance.

  • @djtron1x actually I own a 92 prelude with a turboed vtec, stage 2 chip coldair intake but any idiot knows a tuned supra even with as little as 4k in it can smoke most the stuff out there what dumb ass compares an old as caddi to a street tuner capable of high 5's low 6's on the 1/4 mile and oh what are you 90 cuz all caddi owners are either black or senior citizens

  • @djtron1x also power to weight the supra owns the fleetwood as well as the fact that they are tuned to go fast unlike your V8 which is tuned to get you back and forth between your home and the bingo hall

  • @djtron1x also let me point out your shit box of a caddi only has AT MOST 195hp and thats not even at the wheel so you likely are only getting 185-190whp (thats the V8 i checked) so stop talking out your ass about your caddi beating a supra cause you only look like an idiot. also the 84 supra which is a shit ton lighter than the caddi has 160whp but likely your friend has a newer model like mid 90's which came with 220hp non turboed, the turboed came with 320hp just some info for your' dumb ass

  • @insatiableTy did you even ask which engine I had? Which he had on his supra? You just assumed. And you know what they say: when you assume, you make an a** out of ume.

  • @djtron1x i figured you would say that so I too the V8 from that year with the most hp as what i put so if you have anyother one you only have less power. lmao! and i took th least powerful supra engine and one of the most powerful ones and named them both see you don't have shit cause if you are saying his '84 stock supra lost to a highly modd'd V8 than no shit but if a modded supra even n/t and a modded caddi raced the supra will win doesn't matter what year but for fun what were u 2 runnin?

  • @insatiableTy You are the reason they don't let Supra owners vote anymore. Not enough brains to go around.

  • @djtron1x thats funny since i said CLEARLY that i do NOT own a supra but hey keep making yourself look like an idiot its amusing you make me laugh and everytime you write back I get to laugh at you. lol come on keep entertaining me and dance monkey! DANCE!!! lol

  • lol, her windshield is cracked.

  • It's funny to see an old lasy say: 'quit being a jackass!'

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  • I own a Honda!

  • @Gunner3210 im sorry

  • 0:48 - 0:56 Sounds like fun to me. Lets go!

  • HAHA this one is exactly how i feel. say hello to your newest subscriber :)

  • this was awesome...favorite one so far...

  • She is sooo funny! I love the sock skit too :D

  • Don't most asians drive hondas? and asians are nerds. They'd rather not ;D

  • @StrawberriiTeddyBear haha, you'd think that, but you'd be wrong!

  • She ROCKS!!! LMAO!!!!

  • haha yes, GOD I HATE FU&^KING HONDAS! VW FTW haha

    I HATE HONDAS I HATE HONDAS  I.HATE.HONDAS

  • BEST RANT EVER!!!!!!!

  • and about the bullet hole... was she playing gran theft granny?

  • FAVORITE ^^

  • This is my favorite one. XD

  • I own a honda....and Im the slowest on the road cause I enjoy the nice drive ,I use my Audi 1986 two door to kick Ass on the highway with 160KM/h and leave everyone in the dust...muhahaha....Shoulda seen the showoff guys face when I drove past him....

  • @Debrisay86 you sound like a douche.

  • texas!!! reg!

  • i love my new grandma =D

  • that was fantastic.

  • I beat a civic in a minivan before

    made my day

  • She is great...lol.. probably one of my favs so far

  • She is epic.

  • i love it!

  • Lana is amazing!! The way she delivers the line "QUIT BEING A JACKASS" is epic.

    This video is made of win.

  • Best line ever.. "...I'll let you sucker-punch a baby, it'll be HARDCORE..." LMFAO

  • I've wondered why some Hospitals burn down.

    It's those jerkoff motorcycle race jockeys getting their rocks off for spite after they challenged a pickup at the stop light. Yea punktwat my pickup gets 10 mpg/gal but also buttbreath it gets 0-60 in 55 seconds. Go ahead and pull over like I actually would fling crap at you but this doesn't stop on a dime either. Nice stare, you want a date too? Turns up country music station.

  • @ProjectRANT i love you :}

  • @alibugbug We love you too :)

  • Cracking. up. hahahahaha!!!! Love this woman. And this rant.

  • I like her. :)

  • 1:24

  • Oh man, Lana was priceless in this one - and she's wearing "white sunglasses" is she wearing flipflops too? ^_^

  • @smiley261963 We'll never tell. :) Thanks for watching.

  • it would've been funny if the lady had like a high horsepowered car and just drove off in the end hahaXD

  • This granny pwns.

  • I JUST LOVE HER :D

  • hysterical and true!!!

  • i started snoring so much i woke myself up you fucking hicks

  • This is funny. I like how with me, it's the complete opposite. I pull up to a stoplight with my 64 Chevy Nova, (It has a small block, and is pretty fast. Ran a 10.34 in the quarter.) and they look at me once, then never look again!

  • I wish she was my grandma :DD

  • Omg shes awesome! :D

  • HAHHAAA love this!

  • So that's why that old man with the cowboy hat in the old white Ford Truck wouldn't race me.

  • "I'll let you sucker punch a baby, it'll be HARDCORE!"

    ahahahaha this one never gets old :]

  • @ceabownes Nice rant. Thanks for watching!

  • @ProjectRANT ....agreed!

    If ceabownes could'a just come up with a minute-and-a-half's worth of more usable material.....you could'a had another bit.

  • @ProjectRANT I LOVE YOU PROJECT RANT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ceabownes

    The point? I can think of three.

    A: Because it's f##king art.

    2. Because people feel a lot better after ranting and/or empathizing with someone else rant.

    iii) Any enterprise that results in Debbie Singer getting more camera time is a worthwhile endeavor.

  • @ceabownes dude go hug a tree. The last thing i want to hear is someone ranking about how their day was better than mines.

  • @ceabownes so what your telling me is that your watching a internet video, when there is billions of other videos jest to bitch. wow your smart i want to be an I RATE asshole like you win i grow up.

  • @ceabownes dude. -.-

  • @ceabownes LOL you should send a rant about Project Rant then. Im sure they'd be happy to use it.

  • @ceabownes dude it's acting. it's hilarious because it shows good sarcasm and it shows stupid things that people do. project rant rules =)

  • @ceabownes You guys should make a rant video on this guys comment.

  • damn, I was so waiting for the camera to zoom out and show her in a mustang GT rev the engine and go "king shit" XD

  • Hondas<33333

  • O.O WHY WAS THEIR A BULLET HOLE IN THE WINDSHIELD

  • @CutMeBabe1 It's all special effects work we add in at the end to make the piece feel authentic. Thanks for watching!

  • @ProjectRANT You've earned a sub

    BUY AMERICAN BUILT!

  • @ProjectRANT How does a bullet hole in an old woman's vehicle come off as authentic?

  • @Hilexis That was a joke. Thanks for watching!

  • @Hilexis It's not a bullet hole lol. It happens some times when the car in front of you spins its wheels in a way that sends small rocks flying towards your windshield, sometimes cracking it :P

  • @Hilexis its sarcasm...

  • @Hilexis Because it's supposed to be in texas lol

  • LOL! 

  • this old woman is ugly. .feel bad for her.....busted bottle teeth lol

  • I wish she was my Grandma!!! =)

  • Best. Grandma. Everrrr.

  • she scares me..

  • LOOOL this lady goes hard!!! I love her!!!!!!! XD XD XD

    But her windshield is cracked :P I don't know if you guys(projectRANT) noticed...

  • hahaha

  • To be fair, this video (or rant) should be aimed at ricers, not tuners or Honda owners in general. However, it's easier to generalize and just say "Honda owners" or "import owners". Even the angry import guys here claiming to beat Corvettes have to agree that most imports out there with a shopping cart wing and a fart can exhaust are definitely nothing to brag about. There are a few out there that actually have some fast imports, but they are a statistic minority. I applaud that minority though.

  • Haha I'll let you sucker-punch a baby, it'll be hard-core

  • I like lol Honda owners= F A I L!

  • Hahhahaah I like this person

  • Aww...Texas stickers!! You film in my area? cool.

  • Ha! Totally my rant! Happens to me all the time. I guess they really feel the need to out perform a Mustang, baby steps perhaps? : )

  • In a way, these Rants are really stupid... But I like watching ones like:

    This one...

    Dear Celica Douche

    I10 East isn't a Buffet

    One letter texters

    those are legit rants... but ones like Crappy bacon, "In this town there is crappy bacon!" Those are retarded.

    there's m feedback Project Rant. It may not seem like it, but I'm writing this in a possitive way... KEEP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what a cunt bitch old bag ..all these stories r made up..u never see one of these vids links to the actual post ..i would smoke the shit out of your corvette or mustang with my lil 4 cylinder honda..and u know what i get the biggest fucken jolly from it because u can go home crying about how you werent ready or how i was probably spraying or some other lame ass excuse..yes most hondas r done up with shit ass upgrades but some of us out there will make you shit ur fuckin pants

  • Project Rant,

    OMG I worked at McDonalds, and it was annoying i mean they'ed be like "I'd like a #12 plz" I'd say, "ok so the breakfast burger with a coffee and fries" "well i dont rlly want the coffe" ok so basicly not a #12." well actually, i dont even want the fries." and u just wanna say "Ok would u like a punch in the face with tht to?

  • This made me laugh! haha Although I never really get mad at them I do point and Laugh! :) Another Great rant guys!

  • Dear old bitch, when you quit going 20 mph in a 45 mph zone, I'll quit staring at you. The reason I stare at your old ass is because I'm wondering why your family still allows you to drive. If you have that much of a problem seeing over the steering wheel, then walk your ass to the store. And one last thing, no one is trying to race you, I'm just trying to get around your slow ass so I can get somewhere and go the speed limit.

  • @mattness615 Lmao. 

  • i thought it was going to be a rant about slow ass old people drivers lol

  • @PapGripDezi That's kind of the point. We are amazed by what people take the time to go online and get angry about. Thanks for watching!

  • @PapGripDezi Dude, there ment to make people laugh. And they do. If you dont like it, then dont say anything. No one gives a crap what you think anyways.

  • @Funkyzeit96

    There are a few funny ones. This is not one of them.

  • @PapGripDezi the ironic thing is, you've just singlehandedly inspired me to record a rant on assholes who use big words in convos to make themselves appear smart... thanks! :D

  • @Ctwebsyter

    Are you literally (i.e. not figuratively) fucking Retarded? Was that a serious comment? Please answer the questions.

    I suppose you could classify the words that I used as "big"....If you haven't reached an eighth-grade reading level yet.

  • @PapGripDezi It warms my heart to see yet another small-dicked hater trying to compensate... that's good, at least your striving to better yourself! I doubt the YouTube comment boards are the ideal place to start though! ;D

    I meant that the words you used aren't usually used in everyday convo... Ha, surely even YOU can agree that it's easier to say "silly and unlikeable" rather than "fatuous and contemptible", right? Plus, you can save yourself sounding like a nerdy fucktard! ;)

  • @PapGripDezi you used big words, that must mean your logic is sound since you can type big words on a computer.

  • @umahuma4

    I think you and websyter have the same dick in your ear. It must be attenuating both of your synaptic frequencies. Take it out before replying.

    To reiterate: I SUPPOSE you could call the words that I used "big"...if you're below a fuckin' eight-grade reading level.