Gamers PayDay - TmarTn.wmv

[SkillAmazesYou]

on microsoft word type up a school suspension form. google the following to see what the form looks like: school suspension form template after that get one of your older friends to call your home phone when your mom is home, your older friend will act as your princple calling to notify her that you have been supended for 5 day for fighting and that you were sent home with the suspension papers but you were defending a kid from being bullyed - Brandon Jolly now weres my 500 bucks Kontrol Freek?

[zion6768]

yo they teach you how fake puke awesome



[WorldWideKiller24]

i went to a costume store and got a bloody cut and put it on my face so it look like i was in a fight and it worked

[johnatv1995]

Damn, I should of made one for november 8th. I saw almost my whole class getting admits for being out that day and well I had a funny excuse, but it really was mw3 that I was playing. I might make a vid, when does it end?

[Latpung]

I lost an arm in Vietnam....

[blahberry486]

Eh who won? we would all love a announement! :)

[djislam5]

so tmartn won im guessing?? i checked the website and ur the video

[kontrolfreek]

For the winners go to the KontrolFreek site and see the blog!

[ThePlaythroughClub]

no idea. :(

[SewerCritter]

WHO WON ?? !!

[DaAweSomePro]

i dont need an excuse, during the week mw3 comes out, i have a week off. looks like my principal is a fan, lol

[TactiVideos]

lucky bastard(whoever wins)

[TheBansheelover]

I WOULD BE LIKE, MOM OK, SO I DONT CARE ,BUT IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GET PAYED TO PLAY MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME. THEN WE WOULD GO TO THE STORE GET SOME BATTERIES AND I WOULD PLAY ALL DAY. MW3, AND I GET 500 BUCKS ! YA IM SO HAPPY. HOW ABOUT YOU MOM? TEEHEE

[TheBansheelover]

I WOULD BE LIKE, MOM OK, SO I DONT CARE ,BUT IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GET PAYED TO PLAY MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME. THEN WE WOULD GO TO THE STORE GET SOME BATTERIES AND I WOULD PLAY ALL DAY.

[blahberry486]

so who won?

[MrGunz53]

mum im staying home today... ok

[preferredleek]

PLease tell me its not to late to do this

[luvdance4545]

my excuse is this "MOM" "What" "did you know that if i stay at home 2day we can win 500 dollers

[djislam5]

see my entry, djislam5, its pretty cool

[50caliber10]

ya im with them i dnt have skool for election day or something

[pmpmpm0]

im haveing it off already

[DEPRESSEDxPOTATO]

well i didn't have enough time to make a vid but oh well. keep it up though.

[callofdutyfan16]

i dont have school on that day anyway

[ImTheNotChosen1]

for me, i dont have school on that day. ....

[420crazyladi]

when does the gamers payday video contest end? how late on the 7th does the contest run?

[JebroniKiller]

Me: Ma, let me stay home November 8th.

Mom: Ok.

BOSS

[CodKing3]

I have the day off anyway lolz :)

[PickeringSamuel]

i have the day off on wednesday anyway so its chilled

[TheSa7777]

I have septicc arthritis so I got a whole year off from school

Umadbro?

[koolkidz121]

i was gonna make i video but imma explain mine...... my school has its calender on its website. im going to download it. edit it so it says "teacher in service" on the 8th and BAM my mom is like oh well isnt that the day that game comes out. im gonna say "yep, can you give me a ride to gamestop?"

[mistan9ne]

@koolkidz121 thats fukin smart

[koolkidz121]

@mistan9ne I know right

[Seannski12v2]

I had Nov 8th off from school since August, I already have that deal set out with my mom. So I would be like, He mom can I stay home to play some MW3?

Mom: Yes Honey, but only for today, then your off to school.

[zTrique]

When does this end?

[xRIDEnBIKESx]

i have a fucking massive exam i can't miss on nov 8

[PinoyBrothers54]

hey not to sound like an ass or anything but i actually made a short machinima as my response and it took a good 5 or 6 hours to do and i think it deserves a little more recognition since i posted it a wee bit late im not forcing people to but i think it's better than setting up a camera and saying "i should win this contest because blah blah blah" thanks for if you checked it out its a video response by me Christian Cartwright

[ThePlaythroughClub]

@PinoyBrothers54 I did a live action response which took just as long, so maybe I deserve it? I do agree though most people just sat infront of their camera and said blahbidy blah blah blah. Use your imagination ppl. Don't like that it is now a popularity contest and I noticed that some employees entered too wish my job would let me enter contests. Win or lose, it was fun.

[PinoyBrothers54]

@ThePlaythroughClub agreed x)

[CustomizeMyRocket]

I don't have school on Nov. 8! HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKAS!

[TheNineinchsnails]

@CustomizeMyRocket fuck you!

[DrRoryMagowan]

When does it end?

[MissKatieVodka]

When I was in school, if I stayed home from school I couldn't play my video games. My mom would say, "If your too sick to go to school, your too sick to play video games." >_____<

[andyswim]

i posted mine two days ago i not see mine on web site yet :(

[Herimia]

But Tmart finished school

[TH3xNINTENDO]

I cant go to school cause my fartbox ripped open and BATTLEFIELD 3 came out

[xXxNINJAxXxaas]

im already off on the eighth

[rumyatm1]

i was diagnosed with gamer aids... its a serious condition

[llRiDiCll]

i would go to school so i can get a good education so i can have a decent job when i grow up and play video games whenever i would like.

[kizznile223]

i got diagnosed with icantgotoschooliwannaplayMW3id­us

[Icantdienow]

I know

Me:"Hey, mom there's Election day on November 8th can I stay home?"

My Mom:"Sure!"

WIN!!!!!!!!

[ThePrInceofaces]

killed my boss :D

[MutantHamster19]

Just say you have no school like me cause its election day

[JamesTheRev]

I would swan dive out the front, and shout SWAN DIVE as i did it :P

They i would be missing the from half of my body so i cant go to school

Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha

[RealWhiteBoi]

i couldnt go to school because i broke my thumbs cus my mom took my control freaks

[TrueAussieGamer]

Chuck norris , NUFF SAID.

[hydrotag]

just go to school anyways, besides if you "pretend" your sick why the heck would your mom or dad allow you ( their "sick" child ) to get up and go to gamestop to pick up a video game knowing how "sick" you are? You'll still have to wait anyways. Or maybe you guys have those dads that go to the store and pick up the game for ya.

[BLASSTOID]

It doesn't matter if i got shot, ran over or my right hand was cut off..my mom will still make me go to school..:(

[xxhalfsquat]

i cant go to school today cuz i'd rather stay home and play video games

[VeryKrispy]

i cant go to school because i spent have the day making fake sick

[getfuckedMW3]

get a glass of water get a pinch of salt and put it in the water and drink it and u will vomit and have to stay home

[TheCardGuy521]

@getfuckedMW3 VIDEO response..

[GraffitiINK]

its my birthday on that day so i can stay off any way

[ruper31]

you dont chew your vegetables? 

[Shxric]

I couldn't go to school because I owed the mafia 500 dollars

[rushspike]

I would do what tmart did except with real throw up =)

[eraptorz4499]

I would say as I was leaving my house, a dude came by and threw me to the ground and cut off my hand. (Use a fake hand)

[ODSTD464]

I definitely don't have school on the 8th.

[Darckrun]

Mom, im going to win 500 dolars if i stay home playing games what do you think??

She likes turtles :D

[xXRush12Xx]

i have no school november 8th. i win!

[TheBurningRandosity]

Can't make a video response, but I would have to say:

Can't come to school today, I am being held hostage and knife point, and if you call the cops they will kill me and my folks tied up in the corner over there, please don't try and help us, you will just end up hurting us in the long run.

[duckomatic31]

why does he have a grandma couch??????

[TheModernMaxi]

Me: I can't come to work because i'm playing mw3.

Boss: Lol, yeah me too, cya online.

Good to have your best friend as a boss :D

[UlyssesKrunk]

@TheModernMaxi

Me: Hey, is it cool if I take the day off tomorrow?

Boss: Huh? Yeah watevs, I'll be at home playing MW3 anyway, who cares?

Me: Oh, so you're just gonna be playing that new shoot something game all day? I have to take my dead racoon in for an eye appointment.

Boss: LOL 1337B00$MAN add me.

Me: See ya online.

How to get your boss as a best friend :D

[iiKuehnii]

Hey check out myne see if you like! Has some pretty good humor! Please like

[KeffWaah]

@iiKuehnii Like it :D You're freaking hilarious xD

[Swagg911]

took the week off at work :p

my excuse ? Modern Warfare 3

[Eagles4life221]

Ha nice

[Physdog]

'Sup Ma, stayin' home today, run off now.'

[ImSoLiDeRiZe]

I dont have to make an excuse im a good actor

[CodPatrol]

why do you have to make videos!!!! can't it just be a comment!!!

[beet111]

@CodPatrol no because comment contests are not fair. anyone can do it and you dont have to work for it. if you dont like it then dont enter the contest. or mayyybbbeee you have no friends to help youuuu

[xCRAZYxSHOKYx]

Men I Going to use this excuse That I was Playing Soccer(i had gym on mondays) and then a kid threw the ball so hard the ball hit in the head then my mother is going to say 'WELL... GET SOME PILLS!" but i take the pills and I going to say "It didn't work just let me in the house One Day only!"

[JaredsName]

My friends birthday is when COD comes out every year so his birthday party is inviting some people to go to his house and go to the midnight release and play all night and we skip school the net day. It's parent approved also

[Guyver2391]

@JaredsName That sir is a win. My friends birthday is always when a Marvel movie comes out so we always go see one of those xD

[bladejoona]

wal-mart boy

[thebest0ne4]

say im getting payed

[thegabit44]

@masterchief1117able what i meant is to brake my collar bone, i would still be able to move my hand but not my arm

[newwyproductionz]

If you want a day off all you have to do is fake diarrhea got to the bathroom twice or once an hour stay their for 5-10 mins throw toilet roll in it flush the chain to make it look like your trying to cover the smell. Your mum will never know.

[newwyproductionz]

@MrTTerbo I will dislike all of your videos.

[TheArtisticSniper]

i hope i get runners up prize

[TehFaKeez]

Im muslim, 8 november is ID. its kinda christmas for us, does that count?

[thegabit44]

i would brake my arm agian just to skip school

[IamSloMo]

Son:Mom, mom

Mom:What son?

Son: Well....................its a long story ok i woke up one morning and got on Bo. I got famased so i cried and wet my patns. after a shower i got on cod4...it was hacked and a guy moonjumped and commandoed me. in w@w sum noob/asshole 360 ladder stalled me...and in mw2 i got noobtubed and commando knifed

mom:so...whats the point of this?

Son: well.....i shooved my xbox controller in my @ss and raped a squirrel so now i hate a tummy ache....so can i stay home??

Mom:.

[xThexScarecrowx]

Broke both my thumbs trying to play Battlefield 3

[Equinox2K11]

my dad wanted to enter and i was like wooooooootottttttt lol he plays battlefield he powns me lul

[MrYoyoad]

i had aliens puting my notenook up my ass so I couldnt poop so i had a realy bad stomach ache so i licked a cow and then i had the sick deadly crazy gay nerd stupid cow disease so i became a girl which now known as rebbecka black

[licataferretti2]

I cant even do this... i have a 200 problem constitution test on november 8 :(

[Mastersteef123]

*le troll mom watches video

so it begins...

[GORYxSNIPER]

i would say i have that disease where i lost my voice send an email to work and there you go

if you agree ill tell info

[silverbayer2]

vote for the artisticsniper

[wolf92193]

Ah, not fair. My only camera films like a potato.

[GFXZombie]

that toilet water is so high!

[AntonnTn]

Is the competition open for Europe?

[dylanhunte]

i broke my han so i cant walk to school

[GirlsLikeMyDMR]

I couldnt go to school because I died and my respawn time was 23:59 hours/minutes..

[BattleFreek]

I would also mixed up some juices and fake diarrhea

[ryanlindop13]

i put peanut butter on my balls got a dog to lick it off then i forgot im alugik to dogs

[MrDuckmandrake]

dude your like 12

[ricecrispiesftw]

i listened to justin biebers new song 

[wiifan222]

Tmartn brought me here!

[globe11123]

so sad...

[RazLxGroovy]

I died one off dogs on the 7th of November and headbutted my controller. One of the Kontrol Freeks I had on my controller then poked me in the eye, the other hit my temple. I'm now concussed and need a week or two off work to recover. Bye.

[badil1990]

where i live (michigan) we have no school on november 8th

[TheBakedMuffinMan]

my parents are so awesome. (exact quotes i swear.)

"Hey mom, can I stay home from school to play video games in 2 weeks?"

"failing any subjects?"

"No."

"doing any drugs?"

"No hard drugs."

"OK have fun."

badass mom

[KSErules]

I already requested the 8th and 9th off and on the request form I put CoDFTW :)

It was accepted lololol.

[royetadmor]

astma is the best excues ever :)

[AlexGBedits]

I just wanna play cod mum. go back to the kitchen bitch ;) MW3+BF3

nah my mum is a top chick

[pounro]

Tmartn sent me

[MrFibsters]

im staying home anyway juss ask ur mom lol she will let u

[TehGunzElite]

I ran over my sister and feel soooo bad i cant go to school now. ;)

[clank51]

Gamers PayDay- Andrzej Zubczyk My excuse would be that's its eid on 7,8th november at my scholl so half the school wouldnt be there, so my mum would just allow me to stay home :P (eid were all muslims stay home, free of work scholl etc. and do some stuff)

Kontrol Freaks FTW!!!

[00011theman]

@clank51 VIDEO response not comment <.<

[samwili1]

i ate something and it made me be sick so i cant go to school

and cant wait for mw3

[9eyedmonster]

i was headbutt4ed by a midget in a tuxedo and farted on with rainbow dust unicorn which made me hungry so i went to chipotle and ate their new orduct the monster taco adn got explosive diahrea which made my pants fly off in chipotle and a monopoly man dude walked up to me and said i have aids so i passed out and dreamt i was being chased by nyan cat and manbear pig through the forest i woke up and barfed on myself and went to mw3 launch but was mauled by a bear but escaped the bear but threw up

[devilinisepic]

I needed to stop by the old orphanage where I grew up, and see how my ailed men-tee piano student was doing. Unfortunately, he wasn't feeling very good, so I had to pick him up some Pepto Bismol. However, on the way there, I tripped over a broken slab of concrete, and got the burning pink liquid in my eye. And that's why I couldn't go to school on the 8th.

[xxxmarkorparkorxxx]

i got beaten up by a crack dealer i ripped off :((((

[bushwalker665]

@xxxmarkorparkorxxx  lolOLOLOLOLOololoLOLOLOLOlolol­ol hahahahahha karma.

[Gerry096]

i got hit by a bus...

[NBZ12]

I have online school. Don't need to skip

[Mikeymaddddddddddddd]

@NBZ12

Same here high five 

[NBZ12]

@Mikeymaddddddddddddd ya ( Clap )

[Stevjjj]

I stopped watching cause my mom is behind me

[THExREALxADI]

I would also do the vomit gag, but mine is a little different.

[AssailantProductions]

Personally, I'd sit home and play CoD and Minecraft all day. I say that when I woke up, I fell out of bed and smacked my forehead on my dresser and drew blood (I've done it before, anyways). I'd also troll on my friends that are in school by spamming them with texts hoping their phones are on. Trololol. Plus, the 8th is a B-Day and I hate B-Days...

[lilmagic55]

I have no school on November 8 I'm so happy

[cruzin14]

how about ..."im 21 and i'll stay home whenever i damn feel like it"



[metalgear475]

break my leg so i can play uncharted 3 whole week hahahaha

[mw3player1000]

sorry i had cod sickness from doing a no scope across the map

[deoy305]

I had laser eye surgery so during the week i will be staying home for the duration of the time

[FPSxxSwedish]

i have pvr :)

[jose1997nica]

i DONT have a dad so I can stay home on November 8th.

[ChiengBang]

If only I had a Dazzle ;(

[aldusdean]

I threw up cause i went 100-0 on black ops than I got sick, than had a huge headache, than died, but luckily I had second chance, so my friend revived me, but than i threw up again cause I got a lucky tomahawk so I ate dinner and choked on soup now they have to do on my throat to get it out.

[andrew14566]

@aldusdean you mean "then" right... you only use than in a sentence like "I'd rather have chicken than corn."

[VegasSubie]

@aldusdean You shouldn't stay home that day, you need to go to English class.

[sk8erdude789]

"I want to stay home so I can MW3."

"Ok."

[unbeatable911]

@cdg315 yes she bulshen, all red

[lope306]

That looked so real

[truebornchain0]

is election day where i live in november 8 so there is no scool that day yahooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IpwnxN00bs]

I would say I was saving the world

[soopsesswweett]

I have 2 tests on november 8th, if I skipped school, I would be failing even more than I am now

[TheMightySoundwave]

I'm home schooled I'm lucky

[TheTwistedCore]

@TheMightySoundwave i wish i was i used to be for mw2... wow i did no work at all lol

[xLETHALxTUNAx]

I'd be a man and touch my uvila to throw up.

[saddlers789]

ide just say im having the day off cods out

[duhbullb]

wierd when you pourd the "puke" in the toilet, my stomach rumbled awkwardly. thanx Trevor!

[koolkiller35]

u sound just like tmartn :)

[RidleyPwnsU]

@koolkiller35 ....you're joking right?

[XShadowFoxX3]

@koolkiller35 he do :)

[HHNcreep]

i just ask my parents if i can stay can its always a yes :)

[kewlquixscopes]

I jus bring a glass of water and pour it in the water, make some noises, and im usally good

[TeamSuit]

I only clicked the annotation so i could finally see your face.

[kewlquixscopes]

My school is out for the rest of the week during the week of MW3 XD

[TheLeathal0ne]

just tell your family your getting paid 500 to stay home

[IndianPrideBro]

reason why i dont fake throwup: my mom yells at me and doesnt let me play video games and takes me remotes so i cant play -__-

[FlyBoyKhi]

My mom wouldn't let me stay home for that shit. But I'm in college now so I can do what I please.