Super Meat Boy Steam Holiday Achievements - The Kids Xmas! and The Golden Gift! (+All 5 Bandages)

[rampage222555]

this is likely not the first time he/she beat the levels. noone can get through all the levels that fast on the first playthrough.

[garatox52]

I believe you when you said that you did this in one run because these levels don't look nearly as hard as the kids warp zone which I spent 6 HOURS ON!! Except for that last level where you did the kids first warp zone level backward.

[garatox52]

I believe that you did it in one run because those levels don't look nearly as hard as the kid warp zone. Except for that last level where you did the kids first warp zone level backward.

[ReelixZA]

You Sir, are a god amongst men! D:

[Woobooboo123]

I hope you got a really expensive game for that!

[Crusadermds]

omg, what are you? a machine? xD

[BanalBoxberry]

This achievement was the first time I ever considered sending hate mail.

[jackofblades94]

I did this using a trainer U MAD STEAM U MAD?

[FrankyC07]

@jackofblades94 WHAT IS A TRAINER?! HOW DO I USE IT?!

[jackofblades94]

@FrankyC07 Just type in google: Super meat boy trainer, download it, execute it and play the game. press number 3 to be invincible and beat the level! >))))

[Jackalofdeath]

@jackofblades94 then get banned from steam for third party software a month later

[jackofblades94]

@Jackalofdeath Nah, the devs pretty much don't give a crap about anything anymore XD look at what happened when SMB was hacked. the devs didn't gave a shit! so im pretty calm...enjoying mah gaems...

[gnpolec]

@jackofblades94 shitty cheater

[iamheretowatchh]

fuck this shit

[keavoncp]

You are running about twice as fast in the video as I can in-game. It is pretty much physically impossible to do the first part of the first level because when you reach about the last sawblade at the top part, you get killed by the moving ones.

[Zalerinian]

@keavoncp hold shift, you sprint.

[keavoncp]

@Zalerinian I see. Thanks!

[TheSolarClipz]

Trainered that shit. Fuck you Valve/Steam/TeamMeat.

Bought the game today. 100% Forest/Dark Forest so far

Can't even do one level of Xmas legit

You fuck up and make us do ALL FIVE IN ONE GO?!?!

Yeah...never in my lifetime would I be able to do this.

Consider yourself trainered bitch!

[Nmwhasit]

You are my god! Seriously!

[bakkelun]

Seems plenty of users are using trainers to get past it.

[Chiprulz]

How anybody finished this without throwing their computer out the window is beyond me. I'm glad the server is down so I can't even attempt it.

[Freshman000000]

Crafted 28 coal and got: 10% off valve, 25% off valve, 25% off valve, 50% of valve

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

[ecz3]

@Freshman000000

FUCK VALVE, seriously, and these appear among people who own most if not all valve games, what the fuck are we supposed to do with them?

[DaRkHeZu]

@Freshman000000 Steam ran out of 3rd party games and coupons and now they are giving out Valve games, coupons and coals. It's on the Great Gift Pile page ;)

[ehhhhhhhhhh]

@Freshman000000 You could've traded that coal for a game worth $15-20 dude

[Xxcom9a]

@Freshman000000 They ran out of non-Valve coupons/games aside from coal.

[Byrzking]

It took me 2½ hours to get the achievement and all I got was a coal, not to mention that out of 23 completed gift achievements I've got 18 coals and 5 shitty coupons, no games at all. I've even crafted coals twice, first time into -50% coupon for 4€ shitty game I already had and second was -33% off Valve games. Thank you Steam.

[SpectreSinistre]

I can't even get past the 2nd row of the first level....watching this STILL makes me think it's impossible. this was just generated by the AI, RandomHelpings.

[MPaans]

Jesus... I'm not even going to attempt this.. my deepest respect to those of you who have managed to get it tho!

[AtoForestmountain]

Super meat boy..........WHY U NO FUCKING WORK FOR ME!?

[Elementboy6522]

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

[sknokaze]

Hey guys, all of you shall check this "The Great Gift Pile" wiki, it will tell you how to get it done REALLY EASY.

At least I am. =p

tp://steamtreasurehunt.wikia.c­om/wiki/Winter_Objectives

[scribeTW]

This achievement should be worth a Skyrim gift. NOT A COAL!!!!!

[Laqoqos]

I think I skip over this objective.

[keavoncp]

HOW ARE YOU SO PRO!?!??!

[TsukuyomiAkatsuki]

*finish first level*

FUCK YEAH

*second level*

.....please don't tell me it gets harder from here

[JairUtube]

Bad edition is bad.

[igos700]

YAY after all pain , i got .... a COAL D: 3hours to complete this achieve and i get COAL D: i wanna kill someone !!!!!!!!!!!!

[amonkeyinmypocket]

25% off a Valve title? What a load of Christmas balls...

[coolwrld115]

got the achievement.

8 hours.

hands are cramped.

fuck you steam.

check gift

33% off valve games

fuck you steam.

[TheHolyricky]

@coolwrld115 If you've worked those 8 hours you could have bought all valve games.. xD

[silverleon777]

"I totally did it in one run without deaths. Honest."

Yet you don't show the transitions between levels or the replays...

[DManVI]

@silverleon777 It sounded sarcastic, but thats just a sane persons opinion.

[Cyberpunk747]

FUCK YES! 33% OFF OF VALVE GAMES!

[ZwiebelOttah]

@Cyberpunk747 I got that recently for my 7 coals too. Best gift ever!

[Tolerantoba]

lol playing level asian

[b1bIs1337]

the programmer is a fucking butthurt moron. not to mention he's not very good at owning up to his mistakes

[M4ttM4n95]

Fuck bandages, Fuck this game and FUCK YOUR COAL STEAM

[Cyberpunk747]

Wanted to warn people that the first spike wall on the last map is glitched. It will not detect the hitbox properly and you stick to the wall unable to jump off it, and for some reason it drags you up onto that single spike.

I made it to the last level in maybe 1½ hour but been stuck on that spike for 2 solid hours. What's worse is that it sometimes let you jump and sometimes it doesnt, meaning that you are never really able to consistently train on the narrow part.

[kolkenad]

Google steamcheeves. Get the link to the trainer

YOU'RE WELCOME

[superkerel9]

@kolkenad pussies use the trainer, real man play it LIKE A BAWS

[MrLolcatsXD]

fuck this im using a trainer

[synystera]

fuck coal, go celebrate! ;)

[KeReMiD4O]

Are you asian? :D

[cjkumo]

Took me all day, but I got it. With coal as my reward. F**king Valve.

[dfshjb44]

Use the alt glitch and you can complete the first and fifth levels in 4-6 seconds.

[Prizdark38]

After 5 hours...I've complete the levels 1,2,3 ( using the glitch ) and 4...

Finally the last level. And after 4 hours non-stop on the fifth level, I can say...

omg ! wtf !

This game sucks !

*rage quit

[Kingofhuztle]

ok, i'm seriously going to puke if i play this gdamn level again. I've been playing level 2 for 4 hours now and i can't get past jump 4.

[Exccentrous1]

The worst part is that they put in the realistic achievement of beating a single level and one level which you can exploit the rooflessness of. Then they demanded you be fucking Meat Jesus.

[iThunderX]

DUDE HOW???????????????????????

[GoRyder]

This achievement should be a guaranteed game!!

[synystera]

@GoRyder yeah, fckng Skyrim, at least!!!

[AdrianYix]

Steam holiday achievement. Level: Asian. IMPOSIBRUUU!!

[Pipoca19]

After 3 hours I can proudly say... I REACHED THE 2/3 OF THE FIRST LEVEL!

[Kingofhuztle]

!!!! Can't get through level 2! If only i could, i would actually have a chance to get this stupid achievement >.<

[rossmallo]

If there's anyone truly worthy of the Golden God achievement, it's you.

I mean seriously, holy fucking shit.

[GrandHighGamer]

This seems easy enough.

[Xxcom9a]

@GrandHighGamer That's what I thought, until I actually tried it.

[riverdragon13]

Very very impressive man. I take my hat off to you, no way I have the patience to do this.

[deni475]

vegeta whats his powerlevel?

It's over 9000

[devil188ontube]

i've done it. somehow i get this achievemnt before doing the last level !woot!

[StanislavKozlovsk]

You surely have a life :)

[FictionAbe]

Hey everyone one trust me on this one im not a bot or something but i found a Godmode hack for this and i posted it here on my blog, its really easy to use and it will not get you banned i tried it myself! go here albertannis(DOT)tk

[erico1st]

Why make this a steam achievement on december 31st ?! T.T

[McKack]

@erico1st Protip: You could have done this since the Steam holiday sales started.

[erico1st]

@McKack Yeah, but I don't play Super Meat Boy that often, so I had no idea that there were extra levels. If only there would've been a notification earlier, for example making the Steam Achievement one of the first ones, then I'd have known, meaning I could practice.

[McKack]

@erico1st SteamCheeves-com and steamtreasurehunt-wikia-com next time there's an event like this ;)

[WindWalker940]

then i said NOPE.avi

[pigueroto]

That last stage is just freaking impossible, i give up...

[Frostfeera]

Gabe Newell is a major DICK!

[littlebigfan34]

Without deaths?!



[G00dOrEvil]

holly shit! how ... ! level -1- deaths ~100 -_- level -2- 150 deaths 0_o level 3 i made it ! level 4 wtf! are u serious! O_o ~200 deaths; level 5 f**k u steam!

[sinkid18]

Got it 4 days before it was featured, just take breaks and try not to get frustrated. If you can't beat the first level then don't bother.

[gaysatanist]

get a life xD

[OverLord987]

the name of the achievement is THE GOLDEN GIFT but on the contrary steam gave me a FUCKING BLACK COAL.

[escoteric]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[JCLOOLGAMES]

its very hard

[PinkSupervisor]

Keyboard? That's when you know, he's lying!

[Scooter789O]

The only two words I have are "holy" and "shit".

[FDAML]

...asians.

[dimmyG]

fuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! this is insane

[balancer182]

You did this all with the keyboard? That is incredible.

[theFloxie]

This is obviously done using a 360-pad, rite? ^^

[GameKingFaiz]

Oh mah gawd! That's crazy... 0_0

[MauroArevalo]

FUCK THAT SHIT

[registracija1976]

Can you put the save game? Please...

[Corpseplower]

@registracija1976 A save won't make a difference, since the achievement requires you to complete the levels in one sitting.

[ts14james]

hey everyone, if you think you can do this...you can'y... I've spent the last 4 FUCKING HOURS and I haven't got past the first stage... that means I've tried this stage approximately 1000 times! don't even think about attempting it because it's fucking impossible unless you're god like this guy

[Haerlindon]

@ts14james My earlier experience of Super Meat Boy consisted of doing 90% completion on W1. Once. Yet, somehow, without any experience or apparently high "skill" I managed to finish the first, third and fourth levels. (This is where my game crashed and I'm not trying again) The only problem I had was level 2 (Since level 5 looks like a cakewalk in comparison) and I spent a total of 5 hours playing. You just need patience and dedication.

[superkerel9]

@ts14james Edmin Mcmillen said on twitter:

Steam put the wrong achievement as the special one, the original one was the one where you only had to beat one level, not all of them in one sitting.

[TheSilverLemon]

@ts14james Feh. I got the golden gift in less than an hour. You probably just suck at the game.

[garrustilt]

Thanks Mister - I received a lump of coal!

[RenattoColombiano]

All this for a piece of coal?

[varunnagwekar]

@RenattoColombiano or maybe SKYRIM!

[c0ldfire141]

@varunnagwekar or maybe a coupon :D

[varunnagwekar]

You are thy master! Seriously!

[thisnameisuniq]

no, u

[nave111]

Coal? FUCK YOU STEAM.

[NokiGP]

NO! Just NO!

[weirdphilp]

Are you shitting me? Fuck this achievement. =(

[CriminalMacabre]

I didnt even knew I could use double jump. That makes easier... the first one xD

[Evan121991]

I did the Kid's Xmas one a few days ago, thinking Valve wouldn't be so cruel as to make the Golden Gift. I finished stage 4.

Today I saw it and wondered why it wasn't unlocked for me until I read the description and screamed. This is where I give up. I'll do it if you guarantee I'll get Skyrim or the TF2 hats or some shit, but I know I'll do this and get fucking coal.

[abcstudioproductions]

This is pretty fuckin' dumb of Steam and a fuck wad move. I bought the game cause I saw i was only $4 and it had ana chievement to go with it, then I see what you have to do after I bought it. Oh well.

[coolwrld115]

@abcstudioproductions it's the wrong achievement. it's supposed to be the kid xmas one where you only have to complete one level. steam fucked up and it should be fixed by tomorrow

(source: check the supermeatboy twitter)

[eddiemason]

@coolwrld115 Re-read the Twitter. They liked the hard achievement so much they are keeping it.

[bluemar00n]

All this for a piece of coal? Fuck that.

[bluemar00n]

@bluemar00n or even worse, a fucking coupon. If you complete this you should at least be given a fucking steam game.

[DarknessOverpowering]

I was watching this video and laughing like a maniac thinking "they expect ME to do THAT!?". Holy shit this is beyound ridiculous.

[KORNandManUtd]

IMPOSSSIBRU

[KORNandManUtd]

lol

[Maxified666]

Fuc you bic boooi, I ain't doing that shiet. What a troll achievement by Steam. "Here you go, buy this game, and then learn to do all this shit within the 2 days you have left to acquire it."

[ArchyBoy23]

I tried the achievement. FUCK SUPER MEAT BOY'S ACHIEVEMENT IT CAN GO DIE.

[TheMightyStinkBomb]

shit.. in one play session.. i tried first lvl and.. got tired of it.. and.. left.. and replayed another one and beat it.. does that count as 1 play session?

[gmCriva]

Beat the five christmas levels: Awesome.

Grab all the bandages as well: Legendary.

Do all of that without dying: You, sir, are not human.

[evlampi666]

You even got bandages :O

for those who want achievement google "super_meat_boy_plus11_trainer­"

[William6055]

PluslaxMedia steal your video :) only say it ^^

your very nice :D

[RandomHelpings]

@William6055 Well that was nice of them. Time to bring out my angry team of lawyers.

[James1803]

...never gunna happen. I beat one level and if they don't switch it to the right achievement we'll fuck them there is no way.

[MinecraftsSepticemic]

Just a note, Steam accidentally put the wrong achievement up in the Great Gift Pile, the correct achievement was supposed to be "The Kids Xmas". They'll be fixing it soon I imagine.

[Pipoca19]

@MinecraftsSepticemic I hope so...

[anjo2]

Read: pas tebin. com/hZP11N67

[markitymark90]

are you using a keyboard or gamepad?

[RandomHelpings]

@markitymark90 Keyboard.

[DoctorLombriz]

@RandomHelpings IMPOSSIBRU!

[xDrickk]

I WANT THAT DAMN COAL



[Lewis93N]

The first level alone is driving me insane. There is absolutely no way I'm going to do this just for a piece of coal at the end.

[dropdead156]

I cant even do the first level even if I could do this I would probably just get coal

[Babelfish112]

WHAT THE FUUUCK

[inputcount]

Are you a wizard?

[aniolek355]

Truly I have no nerves for that. I already lost them on AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome. I did not know I can swear so much. Meat boy would only cause my a swear attack followed by destroying my PC and world around it.

[nikolaihaatainen]

Lol! I can't even pass the first one.

[Xobralvl70]

this looks to hard to attempt for me.

[Pipoca19]

Well... No coal for me today!

[cryeal]

@Pipoca19 you aren't the only one =/

I can't even manage level 1, Super Meat Boy is so damn hard =(

[dj7829]

@RandomHelpings Can you please give us the game save for this achievement? I've been trying for hours and hours to get this achievement and I've only been able to get the achievement for the 3rd level because I used the exploit.

[myfileTaylor]

GIVE US A SAVE GAME

[NoamMize]

@myfileTaylor

There is no save game since it's all NOT SAVED - at all :(

[H4voCz0r]

NOPE.

[briggito]

omg, no thanks i got a life xD

[verTTigOO]

@briggito Actually it took me some time of my life x)

Not only the playtime but mostly the lifetime I lost because of pure aggression :D

[Jalenxx]

you truly are a god amongst men. I could only do the first one after 40 mins of trying

[britishninja007]

alright fuck this, its not worth it for a piece of digital coal!

[SpookyLaugh]

"It's my birthday today, you know..."

"Fuck that."

[TheTao77]

@SpookyLaugh happy birthday! :D

[qwerty200708]

My character moves way slower making it impossible unless I cheat.

[Nazgrull]

This Achievement is impossible for me :- /

[IamAlwaysRight]

Dear Lord... played the game enough to know 99,9% of SMB owners won't be able to complete this ''legitly''.

[TheRoflRage]

i call hax.

[imtoolazyyyy]

WOW this game looks just as annoying as n game...

[Enable89]

Upload your Savelog.

[jumper1294]

yea how do u get these levels? i have the game but i cant find the level

[SLIPOwnage]

Boss level in The Hospital us harder than it looks, trying to open 3rd world, but it's rly hard :D

[horgus]

Levels won't work. Can't connect to them :<

[SiegReyu]

Dear Steam:

I do not want to be the guy.  Why would you do this to me?

Sincerely,

Everyone ever.

[netownage]

I wanna be the guy: the movie: the game .. best game ever lol

[MrMagicalMoooCow]

I was thinking about doing this, fuck that

[LetiferNex]

@MrMagicalMoooCow

I'm thinking the same right now. The problem is i'm on the last level so i can't quit now

[Joshb81959]

My god. I just spent so long being frustrated in The Binding of Isaac. This is going to be a bitch!

[Webmax96]

I just went there to see how the achievement looks like

Well i'm gonna make another

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

How the fuck do I even play these levels?

[Curranius]

WHAT... THE... HELL...

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

SOMEONE is Asian.