The Stuff 3/9

[TheSWAFF]

"Get IN THE BOAT!"

[themeshow1011]

who agrees that this movie deserves to be remade?

[htiberian]

@themeshow1011 Attack of the High Fructose Corn Syrup.

[Bobofet241]

''It's a Floor Wax,It's a Desert Topping!''

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

From this point on, I'm just gonna sit back, relax, and wait for that fabulous black man to die.

[sporepics]

the stuff is C.H.A.D.'s semen!

[jungletoes76]

ill buy moooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rreeeeeeeeeeee

[LBromoHojo]

"Could you stop that at twenty dollars?" Uh, 1985...gas would have been about .85 a gallon. What kind of a monster gas tank does he have in that thing?

[Econniff]

haha, did they miss a scene after that Post Office guy died? Because the dynamic duo went from not knowing The Stuff is alive and not having a history together to: knowing The Stuff is alive and is out to get everyone and having a history together :P

[kdreamland]

@Econniff so true. even worse is they were standing next to tic tacs in the store, and nobody took any.... :(

btw this film is so crazy

[WarpxD]

the most weird death ever

[gravediggerrocks]

Falcon punch at 7:21

[hornymaneee]

I like how there's one guy talking about Stan lee and spiderman

[PatrioticFront]

this movie is a GEM,

so 1980s,

Danny Aiello, 1980's AWESOMENESS,

Black dude from SNL,

fuck this movie is so AWESOME

[captainrhodes83]

@PatrioticFront i didn't think his name was "Black dude" I think it's Garrett Morris

[dlvandal]

No door upstairs? WTF? wow electrician dog pull it off with ease...Guess that's why phone wasn't working. maybe its not for dogs. see dogs eat crap and don't know why they're sick hours later..they'll eat anything but i think he just stopped being loyal and turned like an abused animal turns plus its brain is mush now anyway...not my Italian Aiello for sure he woulda smoked him.We need MST 3000 for movies like these!! NO no no not Garrett Morris..not sugabear from hill street blues...4got sum!

[willisequalsfun]

I will never be able to look at yogurt the same way again.

[JDtheDrunk]

3:40: Death match

4:40: Ebony and Ivory

Horror movie scripts ftw?

[Kawiia17]

No ben! I'll buy moooar!

Ben: No need to! I'll make more! Now pucker up!

[Jefgg]

Was Chocolate Chip Charlie supposed to be like Famous Amos?

[TeddyCuhzSoSTL]

too funny

[chocoholicSISTA263]

sooo hw r they able to sell the stuff soo fast?? they sell it everywhere...

and what the heck did that dog do to his master..? :-s he looked like he was going in for a kiss..:)

[MsSharkDemon]

Yeah, Stan Lee made the right move in having Spider-Man WEAR the sembiote instead of this.0_0

[bellj11]

what the fuck was that at 1:28

[james739123]

this movie is like the blob only you can eat it, *wink*, grait sucses jackasses

ok movie anyway

[Charles310872]

It seems to be a white moving fungus blob . I've seen this in the woods but it was yellow and moved much slower.

[servantofalla]

@ 1:30 LMFAO!

[JoJobabylove12]

No ben ! Ill by MOOOOAR!

Ben- MOAR BECAUSE MOAR!!!!!!

[MajorShepard]

wow I guess their fists ARE lethal weapons he punched his face off!

[AtomicRooster77]

I guess this movie is a cautionary tale about the effects of addictive, impulsive lifestyles!

[AtomicRooster77]

Looks like the remanants of the Stay Puft Marshallow Man from Ghostbusters a year ago!!!

[decredad]

LOLOL at 0:00 the guy on the right looks like he's wearing a red clowns nose lolol

[HoboHiggs]

One person ate too much Stuff

[crazycatgyrl]

ide watch this just to see the fight part haha

[crazycatgyrl]

0o0 this movie is so junky yet its so great go choclate chip charlie.man its just so unfortunate that he u know died (due to the stuff not age)

[Nox0verstreet]

It's amazing that this movie has a lot of talented actors but yet it's so shitty.

[Nox0verstreet]

Oh wow the music from these movies were so God awful it was amazing.

[leekenobi21]

3:38 - AFRO NINJA!

[alkafx]

look at the big white man stomp that lil black dude

[anagennao]

Looks like ol' Chocolate Chip Charlie was the Eddie Griffin of the 80s.

[Shanethefilmmaker]

5:54 no lieutenant perkins not you too!!

[flyboy123b]

so where do you work?? oh the Stuff Stand!!

[Phaltcorm]

mmm... like dogs chasing... stuff??? o.0 where is this world going to???

[maytrian]

Get in the boat indeed :)! Just get the hell out of there!

[therook1110]

I always Knock first....

[Razorsinmysalad]

So I guess when you become infected with the Stuff, all your bones and skin tissue become very fragile.

Not a very good strategy for them in the long run.

[grimlockfire]

it not only kills your mind its addictive 2

[thetruearsonist]

HHEEEEEEEYYYAAAHHHHHHH OW :(

[corn1971]

"Baseball has bin berry berry good to me"

[MrVincentGoldman]

Warning, side effects may include: Diarrhea, nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, and urge to migrate. (Pepto Bismol can help with most of those things ;) )

[sabalouie2000]

Michael Moriarty and Garrett Morris, 2 great actors with awsome lines... JUST 4 B MOVIES!!! lol

[TheLadyRankin]

"u ain't calling no body bitch!" 

[Nightfox00rougehero]

Oh no!! Its a dog on coke! XDXD

[imnotsmartbutimtryin]

is that a 68 Jag?

[BillionDollarZombie]

That dog was so not scary.

[LaughingDeerHead]

This movie makes me wanna eat something YUMMY...!

[efrem1]

Interesting fact. When Charlie said that he wanted to X-Ray the man behind the counter, that was a inside reference to Director Larry Cohen's 1960s TV series The Invaders where one could identify an alien by see a malformed finger or look at an X-ray of his chest.

[TheRalphus666]

That has to be one of the worst special F/X ive ever seen when it comes out that dudes mouth and out the window

[TheRalphus666]

Famous Amus cookies suck

[binnyhoney]

Michael Moriarty is a very underrated actor. He was the original ADA on Law & Order. He also played the father of James Dean in the TNT made for TV movie starring James Franco about 10 years ago. He was blacklisted for an unknown reason. That's the awful nature of humanity!!!

[TheRalphus666]

@binnyhoney I know why he was blacklisted

[BillionDollarZombie]

@binnyhoney Wasn't it because he was a drunk - pissed up every day?

[forwardtwo]

GEEEEEEEEEET IN THE BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT HAHAHAHAHA

[headlesskiller]

Chocolate Chip Charlie: I just punched a hole in that sucka!

[xaviervonrottie]

Chocolate Chip Charlie! LOL

[SR71ABCD]

That's what the most slobbest dog do to their masters they kiss them.

[binnyhoney]

Thank God for the EPA. Right?!

[nnnnnnnp]

The STUFF

[ifezine]

Tangy Taffy

[starks89]

YOU'RE CHOCO CHIP CHAWLIE! LOOL aren't you supposed to be running a hotel with nancy and braxton?

[philberz]

haha when the dog rips the phone cord off the wall

[bottleovodka]

LOL the famous "Stuffed dog" scene. Bwahahaha.

[Michaelprotectsme]

i just punched a hole in that sucka lmfao

[thoomolong]

Is Chocolate Chip Charlie modeled after Famous Amos? And why would he just up and attack Mo(riarty) like that?

[Frieza26]

Ben:*Rips phone jack out wall*

Ben: Tonight.....YOU!!!

LMAO ^o^

[dylandior123]

Looks more like he was licking him rather than mauling him lol

[jfool289]

wow, the black dude from the jamie foxx show is young in this

[fbebeats]

Garrett Morris was on the SNL lineup before Eddie Murphy.

[DeathWarrant90]

7:34..now that's a nice mouth

[Ramuk]

FALCON PUNCH!!!!

[EspanolBot]

No Scooby no!

[Frieza26]

@EspanolBot Lol! HAND BANNANA NO!!!

[liyon316]

LOL @ Danny Aiello. Talk about phoning it in!

I have a feeling this movie will end with no real resolution, but with the "heroes" being safe for the time being.

[lunchmeat400]

20 dollars for gas in the 80s?

[BigPoppaDiaz]

$20 is probably a little high, pretty sure gas was over a buck a gallon in 85

[shaka1221]

@BigPoppaDiaz Even if gas was over a buck. Why would he have to tell the guy to stop at 20 dollars? How much more room could possibly be left in that tank. Why not just say fill it up. Makes no sense lol

[Xerock]

@shaka1221

Its a budget thing

[the16th6toothson]

i cant think of much that IS making sense here hahah!

[shaka1221]

@lunchmeat400 Yeah that seems way off. And even if it was just a lil over a dollar what kind of tank is he filling up that he has to tell him to stop at 20 dollars? How much more room could possibly be left in that tank? haha Also I'm pretty sure gas was as low as 70 cents of gallon back then.

[gumdokim]

Lmfao did u hear that guys stomach? The stuff gave him the bad case of the bubblies xD

[mnkycmkydu]

Garret Morris?

[luxurious297]

"Kentucky Kernel!" LOL

Charlie is so crazy

[jdotbucc]

BEN ILL BUY MOOOOOOORE! LMAO

[janjasjoiejor]

what a punch!!! that's over!

[matrice03]

your chocolate chip charlie! LOL

[Punkchic207]

the dog put the stuff from his mouth to his master's mouth........that's wrong.sick

[TimFrith24]

The Stuff will eat you alive!

[luxurious297]

Everybody in America in the movie be eating the HECK out of those "The Stuff" desserts!

[Habuji221]

Americans... It probably ain't fattening?. You might never know >:)

[monkeybash3000]

I ain't eating that shit!