Funny Chris Christie Voicemail

[momarist]

k wait, was that really chris christie?

[LiberalJerseyman]

Best TYT video of all time

[lum2ina]

he's so hypocrite, he seems to care but look at his weight he's gaining. FUCKIN GUIDO

[armoredforwar]

I like that the ad fully buffers, but the actual video doesn't even buffer half-way

[majoraccident13]

hahaha



[Christobanistan]

This is just stupid. So he took a helicopter to his kid's soccer game? Big fucking deal. And making fun of his weight? Man, you libs are really scared of this guy, since he's handing you liberals' asses to you every day, and the people absolutely love him.

[beanie928]

Sounds more like the late Peter Falk to me--

[Wolfau5]

Fake interviews -> TYTShows

[catscan189]

Stop doin' this shit! Please!

[MsZeitgeist85]

I think TYT needs to stick to news but I have to admit this is pretty funny.

[Shnimberz]

This was freakin awesome!

Mafia man is the governor I love it!

[gaulicwarlord]

mst3k forever!!

[Stratmastuh]

hahahah they are the fucking most unfunny people iv ever seen in my life jesus christ this is like watching a trainwreck

[TVZombie3000]

@Stratmastuh these are the people of the legendary MST3000 show on Comedy Central, dumbass. They are funny as fuck according to their ratings

[Stratmastuh]

@TVZombie3000 Arrested Development was a bad show according to its ratings. Picasso was a bad artist at the time according to his ratings. Poison was a good band according to their ratings.

Ratings mean nothing, pull your head out of your ass and chill with the personal attacks. These guys are fucking terribly unfunny.

[Stratmastuh]

@TVZombie3000 Not to mention that MST3000 was a very different show than political commentary comedy...

[Concept0000]

classy duo



[peachdica]

It should really say that this is a fake voicemail somewhere. I thought a republican had a sense of humor for a second there.

[BOORL]

THEY GOT TV's FRANK ON TYT?!?!?! my life is complete.

[Rcoady24]

These guys are lame, the two blondes are dumb, tyt step your reporter game up. Bring in more jr, he does great on tytu.

[JCRF]

The heavy breathing from the phone message is hysterical.

[ChaiSmoothie]

@ seraph127 Yes but this is a news station, not a commentary station, and when you put something on a news station people will interpret it as fact unless otherwise indicated, if they had even mentioned it was a joke in the about section of the video then I would think it is just as funny as the rest of them, as it stands this give conservative news a whole new soapbox to stand on when it comes to the young Turks....

[SpoiledLogic]

Eh, the phone call was unnecessary but these guys are great. I like Jimmy. Liberals who are also comedians have a special place in my heart. <3

[OukaKisa]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 I would expect that from comedians. I get a lot of my information from the Daily Show and the Colbert Report... jokes can be a good way to get people informed about politics in a way that's easy to remember

[jdjeffries81]

Boooooooo!!! I have gotten a large percentage of my news from TYT for a long time. I'm afraid that time is coming to an end. Back to the Daily Show I guess.

[bc23point5]

That sounds like the same guy that does the James Gandolfini impression on The Bob and Tom Show. Jimmy Dore is also a guest on that show occasionally. These guys are funny in their own right, but WTF TYT? This isn't a show.

[jesse7037]

why do subtitles not match with the voices?

[PyreOfFate]

What the fuck is going onwith tyt? First the two blondes, now these fags. Shape up tyt, or ship it out.

[Remus0387]

@PyreOfFate Pull that stick out your arse mate.

[LiberalJerseyman]

@PyreOfFate Shut the fuck up. These guys are hilarious. Are you paying to watch TYT?

[StevieDisopolis]

sounds more like tony soprano than chris christie

[DannyBoyFremont510]

Did Chris Christie Just Say "I'm Gonna Eat You?" I'm Not The Type Of Person To Talk Down On Obese People, But GodDamn Chris Christie. "Put The Cannoli & Funnel Cake Down (Cops Voice)"!

[NY1love]

19. soon 0.

[NY1love]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 Actually it isn't 22.

[mediteranian213]

I HATE THIS FAT FUCK ......... HE TOTALLY FUCKED UP NEWJERSEY ....... I HOPE HE DIES SLOW. HES A THIEF AND HAS BEEN CROOKED ALL HIS .... READ ABOUT THE INVESTIGATION HE WAS IN A FEW YEARS BACK WITH HIS BROTHER

[Bassman7608]

2:50 pasadene cliforniaeee lol

[BDavinci06]

So that's what REALLY happened to Tony Soprano after the blackout scene in the diner. He must have reconstructive surgery to his face, added more hair, gained a bit more weight, changed his name to American sounding "Chris Cristie" and ran for NJ governor! OK Governor Tony Sop...I mean Gov. Christie I know who you are!

[talkaboutwacky]

IT'S TV'S FRANK!

[stonethugmusic]

That's funny as hell "

[rosskstar]

if they gonna have her advertise that crap on every show, at least show the twins geez

[NY1love]

This "isn't" fake news. You guys obviously haven't heard Chris Christie talk. It isn't FAR from this. It's comedy.

[NY1love]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 Wow, two people.

[Bassman7608]

I like eating funnel cakes, canoles, spatafazoul and ehhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao

[heyjunky]

Lighten up guys, this shit is funny.

[arthereld]

How many planes crashed after Jimmy Dore's jokes?

[kuunami]

Governor Soprano!!!

[EternalGuardian07]

Holy shit! Frank Conniff!? Where'd did he come from?

[oxidindigo]

come on this shit was funny!

[sargetech]

Chris Christie is a Fatherfucker!!

[jamesgaspard]

Yeah ... I don't mind making jokes while giving the news, but meh ... the impersonations are a bit too much.

[michaelhaydenbell]

Tony Soprano...

[athews1976]

Was he being funny or was that serious? The way that sounded was like someone else making fun and mocking the guy. That was for real?

[eeedel]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 funny/lighter stories deserve a lighter commentary/treatment. makes perfect sense, actually. but i think you and i both share a mutual hatred for that shanedawson kid. fuck that guy.

[NaliaAsh]

It's getting harder and harder to want to come back to this show...

[OdinLowe]

I'm pretty sure that's James Gandolfini(Tony Soprano) on the phone. Lawl

[kidcanman]

I check for new tyt videos every got dang day! and I better see Cenk on Monday or I'm gonna be pissed.

[ekras01]

OMG, ok, I'm not watching TYT anymore until Cenk and Ana are back doing news. If I wanted to watch impressions I would have an impression channel as a favourite.

[Oldcartoons571]

@ekras01 These guys are awesome in other videos...Youre not watching cause of this? Good riddance.

[Oldcartoons571]

@ekras01 These guys are awesome in other videos...Youre not watching cause of this? Good

[CitrusSucker]

Holy shit! What's TV's Frank doing on TYT?

[MrPleasethink]

jimmy dore is a funny guy.

[ir0ckfartz]

Why do some fat people sound like they have a sinus infection.

[rushindulen]

so tired of seeing comments complaining about Cenk's absence... Republicans are supposed to be the ones afraid of the new things. grow up.

[imfamoussas]

dude on the left needs to stop with these shit jokes. stop posting videos until Cenk gets back.

[kidcanman]

where in the HECK is CENK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jamie22880]

@kidcanman he's on vacation

[Psychoesis]

Is this the same guy pretending to be O'reily?What stupid stories. Where did they get Donahue's fat little brother to fill in?

[LillithDhampir]

@wspol624 He's on vacation. They said he'd be back this c oming monday

[MMOareFTW]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 well i dont know if youv noticed this but...they have done a mix of political and non political stories since the very beginning of TYT which was a few years ago. Idk if you just started watching them or not, also if you dont enjoy this part of their videos then just skip over them.

[GSSAGE7]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 It doesn't help that even this movie description says they're comedians.

[alexcentaur]

OMG! It's TV's Frank! I didnt realize it until now

[DaManCallahan]

Enough moaning about good humor.

[MobRulesNow]

I can't stand these two clowns.

You got the shouter and the mmmmmm guy...disaster.

What is this? Vaudeville?

[BackToSch00l]

say hello to my little friend

[markjerno]

This is the video of TYT "Jumping the Shark"



[shipmaker14]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do!!!"

[sanctorum]

as cenk says everybody needs to caaaaaaaaaaaalm down, these guys are hilarious! tony soprano/chris christie is the funniest thing i've heard in my life

[ronpaulbot]

WTF is this. TYT is Cenk and Ana.. and sometimes that douche Ben Mankewicz.. who are these two guys?

[SharpWanker]

Christy does not give two shits about Jersey 

[Try2MakeSenseOrSTFU]

Chris Christie sounds suspiciously similar to Tony Soprano.

[RaybornButtercups]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 stfu hater

[jag10]

Hitler and Prince Charles thumbed up this vid.

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

So many complainers on here. I would rather have these two dudes than those retarded blondes hosting tyt.

[NY1love]

@HaiImAllHaiLKINGT2 Who gives a fuck what you thought.

[gagaplex]

I'll be honest, I enjoy these guys on actual stories (nice balance of humour and info), but these pure joke bits I'm not so much in favour of (same for the "Bill O'Reilly"-bit).

[volcombillx3]

I've been watching tyt for the past four years and for a while I thought they were the best commentary around but lets all keep it real... The online show is over. When was the last time you saw a good Cenk and Ana show? That used to be the daily standard. Now I hardly ever bother to check cuz it's always some guest hosts with a splash of Ana to make the show atleast not totally worthless. Cenk doesn't have the passion for it anymore, he's preocupied with MSNBC. This is a sham of the show I luv

[reda02812]

Where the F is Cenk???

[dsquaredmlg]

@acasouk OH YOU ARE ABOUT TO UNSUBSCRIBE?? OH MY GOODDDD...SOMEONE DOOO SOMETHING QUICK ACASOUK IS ABOUT TO UNSUBSCRIBEEE!!!!!!!!!! no one cares you whiny cunt, fuck off

[x71308]

Can you guys please keep it REAL!!! There is enough jokes in "mainstream media" Don't start wrecking TYT!!! Nothing wrong with funny stories that happen for real, but don't start making stuff up for a cheap laugh. Thats Fox news job!

[faething]

@x71308 I couldn't agree more. When news people start faking news, even for a joke, I take personal offense. There are enough problems in the media. There's no room for this crap anymore. Thumbs DOWN!!! It doesn't make sense to fake news like this. I'm so disappointed with TYT for letting this happen to their show. I literally started watching this show to get away from this type of thing.

[wongdor]

lol, Chris Christie is fat.

[rookiekf123]

who the fuck are these guys????

[cmb4410]

im a left wing nut, but christie rox

[sextusloverlord]

"What's funnier than a fat guy in a helicopter?" - zOMG, you don't say that when there's a fat person sitting RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!! lol!!

[OtakuRebel]

Remember when you used to be able to watch a single TYT clip w/o 1 minute of the video being crappy advertising?

Ah, good times.

Seriously, quit being sell outs TYT.

[Ryan2142]

@OtakuRebel that's silly. They are a for-profit internet show. At least they themselves are doing the ads instead of having some bs by other people.

[OtakuRebel]

@Ryan2142 Over 20% of this clip is adspace, tell me that makes sense.

[Ryan2142]

@OtakuRebel Who cares? 1: It's free anyways. I'm sure you don't pay for their full episodes or donate, so them getting money from an ad is just fine with me. 2: the ads are at the beginning and end, which means if that 2 seconds or w/e at the beginning is too much for you, you can skip it. AND you can just close out/move on to another video at the end before even watching the ad. It's really not that big of a deal. You get more % advertising on TV. 22-23 minutes of programming for a half hour.

[pillagerromanman]

@OtakuRebel They just bookend it with ads... the clip is still the same, you're not losing any video.

[kart007k]

This feels like Batman Young Turks Asylum. It feels like all the crazies have taken over their site.

[coolerow]

hmm, I didnt subscribe to TYT years ago to just see comedic impersonations. What the fuck is happening, Ana and Chenk too busy now?

[METALMAN4Wii]

There's too many Republicans on the Obama Jib Jab video I can't fight them off all alone someone help. there "I have have as much as I want and not pay for it" ideas is giving me a headache....!

[FixedNewsChannel]

Did Tony Soprano Call you?

[byshguy]

These guys are not funny at all

[FQBeast]

Incidentally, "Meatloaf should I run for president" is the same question Chris Christie asks his dinner every night. And to this day the meatloaf has not been given enough time to answer.

Colbert is the best!

[zer0nix]

euuugh... i think tyt needs to clarify that this is NOT the gov. but rather a comedic impersonation. i'd not like tyt to get taken down by a lawsuit -and you know how litigious these people are.

[StewieSwan]

What is this shit?

[Amalgam80]

That was hilarious. And Anna getting good at commercials

[philip1967ful]

No need to worry Young Turks,,,We're not laughing at you,,we're laughing with you,,honestly,,no really,,,infantile fat jokes = hilarious,,seriously,,would I lie,,

[OrangeSaint420]

wait, is this really the governor or is it vito corleone?

[tomitstube]

chris christie is a totalitarian fat ass.

[TrunksChan]

It's so immature to make fun of someone for their weight. Seriously, guys, grow up.

[WinkyMaeve]

lol@ all the idiots on here making fun of fat guys then asking WHERES CENK right after...

assholes

[Bolgernow]

GUYS! MST 3000! Awesome, awesome, awesome. AND excellent political insight!

[konqueror1]

Phuket awesome, I'm from Joursey clip, badass! You're an idiot if you can't laugh at this Soprano guy.

[whydizz]

Holy shit- that guy sounds like he's in the mafia.

[spotlightonapple]

Not even funny

[JEFF9K]

Governor Blubber should be on the no-fly list for helicopters.

[GypsyMofakka]

Quit your whining you buncha fat fucks! I'll slap you upside the head with a pot roast.

[zixus3]

WHERE I SEND MY KIDS TO SCHOOL IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!! WAAAHHHH WAAHHHHHHH

[crackerz99]

This is a comedy bit! people get over it, Cenk calls people fat, and uses his famous line "I denouce and reject myself"

[uoftron]

Not news.



[cookieRyan1489]

G.T.F.

Gym Tan Funnelcakes??

[shadesradio]

Give Conniff and Dore their own hour. Just as funny as Jon Stewart

[Razorlust]

Whatever happened to TYT.

This is sad......

[tommygunnz92]

"political satire" =/= fat jokes

fat jokes... really?

TYT used to have better taste in making fun of someone than this (no bias, im 5'8 150lb).

[lowenklee]

Make that money gurl, pay them bills.

[shadesradio]

this bit was funny as hell. Conniff and Dore all the way!

[ButterOnMyBiscuit]

Ads before AND After the video....fuck this shit...

[sanctorum]

i laughed so goddamn hard, jesus christ...so good. jimmy dore you are a winner

[chicainger]

Clean your phone Ana and redo the T-mobile bit.

[astone08]

holy crap its mad scientist from MST3K

[starfucker00]

Pretty funny, although I fear that TYT loses credibility when they do stories based on parodies.

[NikEgUy101]

firefox + adblock + noscript = no ads

[1Here3And4Beyond9]

Does anyone else miss Cenk?

[mixer14316]

I thought Alan Hale died years ago. Where's Gilligan?

[TheAmusingHeckler]

(falls over laughing) this is rich.

[truvak]

is that guy serious? he is like a bad character from the sopranos! he being the governor from NJ, explains the whole existence of snooki.

[ThaGenius101]

Fat tube of shit needs to lose weight.

[QuestionMarc]

Ok, I like these guys but come one. This isn't really in the spirit of the show. This isn't a news story at all.

[LiberalJerseyman]

@QuestionMarc Come one. 

Calm down, it's one fucking episode. You're not paying to watch TYT anyway, so chill out and enjoy the humor.

[ZedAlfa273]

Oh my God, TV's Frank!!!

Miss seeing you Frank, its good to know you're still out there ^_^

[N3vam0re]

Where can I find Ana's hardcore porn she did last year?

[LiberalJerseyman]

@N3vam0re wut

[JoeDull]

Does Jimmy Dore do the impressions?

[bekele2617]

@Humaninsoul Wow, you'd think that someone with the intelligence to listen to TYT in the first place would realize that it's obvious satire. Consider me surprised.

[519ist]

is this tony soprano?

[TheFunkadelicFan]

What's a funnel cake?

[VITRUVIANMANNOLA]

Ana must think each day "That was the best internship I could have ever taken a few years ago."

[nilbud]

Sloppy and racist against fat guinea bastards.

[RJofCanada]

Make fun of news. Dont make news of fun.

[cne08]

I didn't know Tony Soprano was the govenor of NJ.

[cyriljackal]

You need more Frank Conniff on TYT.

[LiberalJerseyman]

@cyriljackal I agree! The guy is hysterical, so is Jimmy Dore.

[Omegahybridx]

and frank rules

[Omegahybridx]

Again, TYT needs to preface these comedic interludes as impersonations in the title or description.

[animeteen0]

is it just me or does the governer sound drunk?

[TheQwerty59]

Isn't this the kind of stuff Glenn Beck does? Come on TYT, this is cheap.

[LiberalJerseyman]

@TheQwerty59 JEEZUS CHRISTMAS calm the fuck down. It's ONE clip. Not like you're paying to watch this.

[TheQwerty59]

@LiberalJerseyman So, if they do any style for the first time I have to like it or let it by with no thought on it of my own? And, because I don't pay to watch TYT I can't have an opinion on their vids?

Also, maybe you read too much into my 2 sentence comment, but I was never enraged by this vid. I actually like TYT and watch regularly. Why are you so passionately disagreeing with me on such a blase topic? (at least that's how I see it, what about you?)

[echosixnoble]

This shit was funny. Keep it up.

[ChaiSmoothie]

you guys are a news station, this is not news it is comedy, doing this lowers the integrity of you legitimacy, at the very least mention that it is a joke, where the hell is Cenk?

[LiberalJerseyman]

@ChaiSmoothie Oh calm down and take the joke. You aren't paying for this, so shut the fuck up.

[seraph127]

@ChaiSmoothie It's commentary. They are not reporters, they're commentators and always have been. This is just comedic commentary. i don't really find it funny, but as long as it remains a sideline to more serious commentary, I don't much care.

[bakedpootetoo]

cannoli and funnel cakes xD

[NCSportsMan70]

Wow, TYT is going downhill, making fun of people for being fat? Wonder what Cenk thinks of that....

[LiberalJerseyman]

@NCSportsMan70 It's because Chris Christie is a douche and making fat jokes about assholes is funny.

[NCSportsMan70]

@LiberalJerseyman Your opinion is that he's a douche

[nilbud]

@NCSportsMan70 Oh no he's a grade A fuckwad by any standards, a criminal, a boor and a deeply uneducated unintelligent all round leaky sack of wet shit.

[nilbud]

@NCSportsMan70 He'll tell us once he finishes his after dinner mint.