Mitt Romney - stand-up comic

[stupidjunk878]

So is the joked that Romney mistook a dog for a sheep?

I don't get it.

[ZBritt92]

Although mitt romney has no chance of being elected, he knows more about the economy than any other candidate. Sure he wants to cut corporate taxes, but only because it would result in an enconomic boost from companies moving back to america. Too bad being isolated in Boston and sucking up to traditional conservatives ends up with him trying to destroy the economy by shipping our workforce to mexico instead of securing the border and creating a program to make illegals citizens.

[moparmuscle1970]

Rich Corporate Scum!!!

Say hi to your corporate lobbyists for me Mitt Ol' Boy.

By the way, you're not funny.

[DannyMendlow]

for real stand-up comedy... check out my vidz

[almosteuphoria]

HAHAHAH benazir bhutto was taken as so serious a threat that she had to be killed by people who opposed her. you... know nothing.

[jonnybananas16]

No women in office no mormons in office. Other countries won't even speak with a woman let alone take our country seriously and the mormons won't stand a chance.

[VetOrDie]

...."Other countries won't even speak with a woman.."...hahahahaha...hahaha­ha..hahahaha...wow!! history class must have been nappy time for you! hahahahaaa.. hahahahahaaa. hahahahaaa.. wow

[mmckell27]

Thats what they said about Steve Young too.

[jimrat201]

Romney you fake piece of crap!!!

[jeffanimator]

lame

[Niette13]

hey what does he say in his last phrase?"put down ...."

i cant understand the word, pls somebody spell it to me, coz American is not my native language;)

[PittsburghTrib]

my dog

[Niette13]

tnx)

[Huckit]

American isnt a language

[RoachAsylum]

LOL

[dextermikey2]

Mitt will win

[LemonThe]

insanity will prevail, probably. Thus- republicans (with the exception to paul) will prevail

PAUL 08

[Thugpatrol]

phail.

[trevb38]

Go Mitt! Romney for President 2008!!

[LemonThe]

your the reason the world is collapsing on itself, uselss, ignorant idiot

[trevb38]

Get a clue, bro.

In your message, "your" should be spelled "you're" -- I guess you missed the chapter on apostrophes??

And "uselss" is spelled U-S-E-L-E-S-S.

Let's see, will the REAL useless idiot please stand up?

LOL!! ROFL!!

Keep sucking those lemons, bro!

[LemonThe]

well, before u go correcting my grammar, listen to what your arguments for romney are, o, shit, sorry, do u have any? yea, lets put in another evil dictator like republican in to further the war in iraq, contunue the downward economic depression and while building support for chains of stores instead of ma and pa corner stores. MITT- ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US- BOW DOWN BITCH- BOW

[trevb38]

Dear Sour Lemon,

Well it looks like I have more than just your poor grammar to correct. If you like bigger government, higher taxes, more regulations, and all the problems that come with universal health care, then "depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." (Samuel Adams)

[traumareza]

Romney is better fit to be a game show host than a president.

[superc]

That game show would be "Jeopardy". Get it?

[seapoidog]

How much did he pay those people to laugh at his horrible joke? Where is a good whisperer when you need one?

[VetOrDie]

Hahahaha...good one.

[UnitedOffensiveIII]

The trouble with 30 second ads where Ron Paul is concerned is that a sound bite doesn't leave room for viewers to assume that the answer to the problems are simple. Too many people have been desensitized, so while this ad names very important things, unless people can see it, feel it, touch it, taste it and f*ck it, they remain apathetic that any solutions could possibly be implemented in their lifetimes. Ron Paul needs time to expose this, not 30 seconds.

[joroinfo]

Romney is the joke with his flip flopping

[miltytube]

I don;t get it. How did he know how many sheep the rancher had?

[Mwuhahahahamwu]

Speaking of sheep....

[adamg20186]

ha ha good one

[boatrat]

Oh, come ON... That is about the oldest joke in the book.

McCain reuses his jokes plenty, but at least they were his own originals to begin with. (It helps that they're actually funny.)

I guess if your whole political philosophy was borrowed last week, then borrowing somebody else's old jokes at least shows "consistency of character". Is there anything about this guy that isn't fake?

[VetOrDie]

if i wanted hear a joke from this guy i would just talk about his flipping on gay issues, his dodge to France, something about Ron Kaufman, mor flipping on Pro-Choice or Pro-Life?, suspending automobile exhaust inspections and calling that 'cleaning the environment', relaxing the penal codes and calling that reducing crime. but your right..the whisper thing is petty. Like, magic underwear.

[omgomg53]

I'm a huge Romney supporter. Can't wait to vote for him in the California Feb. 5 primary. Let's go, FLORIDA!! Go Mitt!!

[mostliberal]

A Republican in California? You're a traitor to our state.

[Huckit]

Hey Arnold.

[mpetrie]

LOL! The guy's good... and boy would he make a great President. Reminds me of Reagan.

[WordsAndWisdom]

I love this guy.....

be smart Florida!!!!!