The Big Dick Theory

[michellemariaa]

LMFAO you sir, are fucking awesome!!!!!!!

[GZxModzz]

Dusty you made the animation wrong. The baby comes outta the vagina head first.

[freedom1234573]

babies don't fall out of vaginas - they are hanging out in the uterus until we push them to the vagina...hey i'm just sayn...

[thejustin9000]

lmao

[Lathox]

I don't mean any racism by this comment. But Black people have larger genitals than most other races and their IQ's aren't statistically higher. Asians by comparison have smaller genitals and high pitched voices but they have statistically higher IQ's.

Sorry Dusty I don't think you are making logical sense right now.

[JackyYena]

@Lathox I believe it is reality that is not making logical sense.

[GabXriel8]

@Lathox You know what isnt logical thinking that asian is a race

[MinionOfDeth2112]

So basically we will evolve into giant all knowing beings at some point? Oh hey, Brutal Legend in real life! LOL.

[shotta0121]

Does that mean black people will be the superior race in the future?

[florenciarob]

jajaja muy bueno!!

[JeremiahDB]

Your ass might be getting bigger, dusty because you had to have pulled all of this out of it at once.

[VoltismProductions]

our brains have been getting smaller actually, because we are able to do more with less.

[NESfighter]

but wouldnt that turn into a bad obsession?

[SIG442]

actually a bigger head does not encourage a bigger brain. Logically the brain would need a lot more time to develop, floating in a big head it just will kill the brain instead due to it hitting into the skull all the time. Causing brain damage and later on killing the individual. Because of the brain damage you get the average dumb American, to dumb to realize why something is stupid to do. Like believing in some bible or pranks that go all wrong.

[Leonis1989]

My relationship is ruining your plans for a better tomorrow.

And I couldn't be happier!

[DrumminD21311]

Then why are there smart midgets and dumb football players?

[Off3nsiveB1as]

That... Was the best theory I ever heard.

[mysteryfulbeauty]

I kinda wanna make a response video to this. I love you dusty, but I think you're wrong. Since the widespread use of Cesarean Sections, head and vagina size are no longer a factor in human evolution, which already leads to tighter vaginas (thanks again, science) and bigger heads. So if you really wanna raise a race of super geniuses, ladies, find and fuck a smart guy. that is all.

[mrjamesarmstead]

If big dicks is what the girls want then I'm guessing you won't ever get any pussy... your girl from Nashville has set you out... not only did she say you have a baby dick but you can't even keep it hard long enough to get some pussy... damn shame you can't get your dick hard even with a girl as fine as her... may I suggest the lil blue pill... maybe that's why you was sitting home alone nye... no girl wants a limp dick.... PATHETIC once again...

[sakar181]

@mrjamesarmstead This is what psychologists call "projection."

I take it you drive a very large car.

[Zeviel]

hahahahaha... this made me laugh soooo much!!! :D

[NonProphetess]

I'm on it! But it is just because I feel it is important to be an active participant in making sure we evolve in the most positive ways possible. I'm a giver!

[PsychoGabriel33]

does this mean we would all be black? not to be stereotypical or anything but stereotypes are based on fact... the record for smallest penis belongs to an asian man.

[shaydie]

I kinda like big dicks! Is this a bad thing?

[Ralt1c]

That was pretty fckin' smart, Dusty!

[xth3k0wxh1ms3lfx]

intellegence has nothing to do with brain size, nor the size of the cranium. pretty sure the nazi's fell for that fallacy too.

also, brain development in evolution probably wouldn't go as fast as you proposed, the enlarged noggins you propose would, more than likely just be water weight.

also a womans vagina, well... IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

funny though! lol

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

"Is that all you've got?" my new girlfriend complained. "I only feel half-fucked."

"No love, you're completely fucked," I replied. "I've got HIV."

[peterlikesthis]

Is this satire? It's hard to say. If it isn't, you made a few illogical leaps.

[CheddarBob39]

@peterlikesthis

I wouldn't say it is "satire" as much as just comedy. He wasn't really making a point in this video except maybe that society is obsessed with giant dicks(but even that seems to be just comedy.) So again, I would just say it is comedy, but not satire.

[supersbatspiderman]

i dont think the size of a vagina will correlate with the size of the womb.... think about that shiz

[BuzzardlyThings]

I suspect that Africans have the biggest dicks because for thousands of years longer than the humans that left Africa eons ago women have had the chance to check out the penis before sex. In cold or religious cultures, penises are hidden and cannot be shopped before use.

[cubieblu]

No women! I want to have sex too!

[FatRakoon]

Kind of explains why my kids are thick!?

[sheri226]

His name was Greg.. not sure where he is now BUT if I ever run into him again.. I'll do as you say Dusty, it'll be my pleasure :-)

[Zlee533]

Either way, I don't think there's any way that our heads would get much bigger without any stupid fad going on where big heads are the new sexy thing. If our heads were to get rediculously huge, they'd get heavier. Which would mean that we'd need to develop stronger muscles to support our head which, in turn, would probably lead to a few other adjustments. All because people thought big heads were sexy.

[Zlee533]

lol that didn't make any sense. Why would our heads get bigger when there's no favored gene for bigger heads being passed down?

Anyhow, I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure that IF our heads got bigger and grew out of proportion compared to our bodies, our skulls would probably get thicker to protect our brains better, rather than our brains getting bigger.

[karlbuttler]

That means that peoples mouths will have to get Bigger to except those Huge cocks during oral sex,,that could lead to a food epidemic..

[taimawad]

O.o'

[MrTedragsdale]

Giant penises are so wonderful!!!! I wonder if the guy in this video is gay and if so if he wants a boyfriend...mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[pingvins5]

o-o

[Pinoylegend707]

That is...

a really, really genius theory.

[Paumonsu]

There's a South Park episode about it

[AtheistxNinja]

I think this is hilarious, but it is called sexually selected, not naturally selected. Thanks for being awesome either way!

[heidirh]

I'd always heard that intelligence isn't correlated with brain size.

[sumluvlifilth]

Meh, all the extra hormones in milk and meat will take care of that shit. Penis size is actually shrinking.

[Keitaro2011]

LOL.

[restructuremix5]

DUSTY U R AWESOME!!!

[ladysoal1]

hahah i guess thank god for lesbians !!

[Ceevro]

So...uh...we're gonna evolve into Grey Aliens with massive junk? ....I could deal with that...

[modernOdigitus]

wtf..

[cane63106]

yes ladies, do what he says! come to me! lol

[Williamtipq]

Hahahahaha awesome

[bbbckcal]

S= single

X= buy

R= ring

B= back

T= tone I pass ‘cause it doesn’t reflect my views.

[jaycias]

Hahaha what happened to the Hispanic race? 

[robman8855]

@TheMrgoku1985 hes joking dude calm down :P

[inkeyzF]

@TheMrgoku1985 comment of the year award. a winrar is you.

[emancoy]

LOL!

[sneakymario]

this is AWESOME!!!

[LaymanScholar]

It will come to the point when a tailor would ask,

"Do you dress to the left or right sir?"

and the reply will be,

"Just make me an extra leg, but with a full length zipper on it."

"Whatever for sir?"

"For the Logic Bitches!".

[geyza0711]

Thanks for the laugh mate. Just what I needed after a hard day working... Cheers.

[LAnonHubbard]

What about women with big tits? That's evolutionary pressure's gotta have ramifications too...

[mattakudesu]

i cant say i can relate to this video. i have no experience with women so i have no idea what they want.

[yeshuahfullofit]

C'mon, boys. Your penis is just a modified vagina. Get over it.  ; )

[gravekeepersven]

I am hung like a donkey but i have brains too and i know how to use my size to my advantage!

[themooddisorders]

excellent



[THISandTHISandTHAT]

This is the deepest, most constructive video you have ever made. Your father must have had a huge dick and your mom a huge vagina, therefore, making you the giant brained genius that you are, Dusty. You know your stuff!

[TwistedMind6969]

@THISandTHISandTHAT LOL, I can't stop laughing.

[sowcratees]

Great ruse of reason. I mean use of reason. LOL

[Qillz]

@cultofdusty

I see one major fallacy in your Big Dick Evo Model...

Since the biggest dicks generally have the smallest brains, large heads that keep babies from dropping out of huge vaginas would most likely not be due to big brains, but thick skulls!

So rather than selecting guys with big dicks, women need to have sex with smart guys... like me!

[AllOtherNamesTaken2]

@Qillz I doubt that there's any correlation between penis size and brain size at all

[PiskieBenWa]

its all about BIGGER DICKS & tighter pussies.

[AvatarOfAvatar]

A girl told me I had a small cock once, so I shoved it in her virgin ass and asked her for a second opinion....

[ebaltrace]

This was one of the best videos explaining evolution.

[Nylonbeast]

This is humor, right, BUT: The size of the brain doesn't actually have that much influence on intellect. I'd like to say it's not the size that matters, but how you use it, but that wouldn't really be the answer. We should get more convoluted brains for future generations to see a raise in intellect, and big dicks don't really help there.

[mannexx111]

Dusty you've lost it here... Sick to things more intellectual in nature that you are good at on this rant the only giant dick is you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeroBaelside13]

@mannexx111 What? He can't make a ridiculous humor video once in a while?

[mannexx111]

@NeroBaelside13 Sure he can, I love the the dust mister. He is just way better than this but if he thinks this is good humor its all good im just waiting for something different up to his usual standards. But don't get me wrong I love dusty

[FirMz1984]

All lies to turn more spoiler of vanity.

[CorporalNym]

A magic fairy granted me one wish- but I think she was a little deaf, I mean what would I want with a twelve inch pianist?

[TheRationalizer]

Got a small willy? Find a woman that doesn't have a bucket!

[thor97470]

Would it not be a hypothesis not a theory? 

[mrh3h]

Testosterone kills your intelligence.

[bbbckcal]

has dusty ever heard of elasticity?

[feelipez]

gay people likes big dicks.

woman likes money

[thegoochieguy]

i love big dicks

[LucifersAvenger1982]

Too damn funny, lmao

[profsat5]

Hey you got to fuck with what you got.I never ever had any problems with chicks.As long as you know how to chat and carry on a conversation,don't act shy unless you sense the young lady is in to that,you are going to do just fine.Remember guys we are always ready to go but most girls it takes a little while to rev their motor.

[Miranox2]

Holy Shet! I never thought of it that way! Now, where were those penis enlargement ads again?

[ShooterCinema]

how is the vagina supose to evolve when the penis doesn't fit ?????

[argh523]

@ShooterCinema Only woman with big inoff vaginas will have offspring ;)

[ShooterCinema]

@argh523

aah i see thanks :)

[m80kamikaze]

Nothing wrong with an average dick

[iversonmatthew]

Haha this is funny!! BTW I love the new intro backdrop.. awesome too!!

[XjesstenX]

nah dusty, i think it works in a different way, the babies (and humanity in general) keeps growing and growing so the vagina has to be able to expand more and needs to be bigger, so men grow bigger dicks to compensate and the vaginas will take them easier. but related to what wetinsf said, not all girls just like big dicks, they like smart or nice guys too, sometimes.

[Psychoticalchoholic]

Coctopuse sent me

[OurConsciousSkies]

Don't feel bad but this video is shorter than the rest.

[skeletonmom]

Yeah...I think the Big Dick Love is due to insecurity and longed for prowess that has not a thing to do with a dick in general...

...its all in the head...the one on top of the shoulders that doesnt get much use...

...its not the size, but the technique that makes it a FAIL or a WIN-just ask the clitoris!

[siwooot]

i think we were always obsessed with big dicks, just look at ancient art and sculptures, all men with big dicks

[ZergAteu]

Logic fail. The limitation for birth is the pelvis.

[luisdez81]

So the offspring of pornstars should be geniuses, right?

[DeeDemonwitch]

Phew, I can't conceive so I'm excused from having sex with oversized dicks ;)

[AguilaTX2011]

For the first time I disagree with Dusty. D*ck size is not going to make smarter humans, most better school system will....

[MySNsucks923]

Seems legit to me.



[master123214]

666th like uh oh the devil done got me

[xDroflmao1337]

i like how there's a bunch of porn in the related videos

[gjsterp]

Sounds logical to me...

[OrMabinogi]

This video needed to come with a no food or drink warning. Now I have to clean my keyboard.

[noaccount4]

roflololfoleoflofloflolfoflolf­ol

[zxzIzxz]

24 small dicks watched this movie!

[zxzIzxz]

Holy Jesus in a pie! You've got yourself an intro!

[Hymeteron]

Great Dusty!

[squirrelflight]

Just one problem with the prediction: the alcohol factor. Doesn't matter how big a guy is if she's drunk enough...

[VinnyMonster1]

You should also consider the obsession with huge boobs. We'll end up a race of big headed people with cartoonishly huge dicsk and unfeasably gigantic breasts.

[snowflake3516]

oh how i love you dustyXD

[sfm073]

I'm fucked.

[alexia2099]

@sfm073 i beg to differ ;) cheers!

[tylowylo12321]

where can i get that song?!!?!?!

[MrHapiel]

Thumbs up for LOGIC gang side!

[YourFavoriteKilljoy]

...But i'm a lesbian.

[AstriaICOW]

it's not necessarily the case that babies' heads would get bigger, it may be that women would start to have easier and easier time to give birth, and infant mortality rates or death rates from giving birth would go down. and second of all, many scientists have argued that our big brain may eventually be our downfall, so it may not be selected in the future

[Cptstarcrunch1]

I dont have a big cock and i have been with alot of women.....never had any issues and have been turned down for my size....hell my ex still comes around sniffing around my door to get her fuck on ... the guy she is with now has a huge dong but she told me strait up hes boring as hell in the sack....dosnt talk dirty to her and dosnt hit it hard and fast....so dont believe what society or those late night infomercials tell you ....its not the size that matters....it the attitude of your cock lol

[FHomeBrew]

This video is not from the future.

[gushalle]

It ain't the size of your dick Dusty, it's the size of your bank balance.

[thirdimage]

@gushalle There appears to be a correlation between bank balance and dick size. Which came first? The dick, or the cash? It's hard to say. But it is evident that one affects the other. It's a viscious cycle of cock and money.=> The real twister is when the vagina comes into play. It has the potential to devour both, yet it propels each into a state of being.=> So, to examine the source of cock and money, one must look into the vagina of reason. It's a vast sea of cum-logic testing faith in cock.

[TheMrbean76]

basic evolution, basic bollocks..lol.....have you got a small dick dusty...??..lol

[Azrhei]

...if you can get your hands on a dick, it's not big enough....try again Dusty.

[1Weemaryanne]

Actually it's not the vagina but the pelvis that must to expand to accommodate the larger babyheads created by the larger penises. This means women will have bigger butts, which will attract the roving eyes of the bigger-dick-owners, and . . . oh never mind, Dusty, I think I'm about to repeat what you just said, only with different body parts.

[ThinkingReality]

Hypothesis. HYPOTHESIS.

[elementswrath]

lol favorited sending it to my girlfriend.

[U4rikmind]

guys with big humongous dicks need to go to prison and blow out each others ass holes and leave women alone with those monstrous cocks

[faraoseth]

you wrote pensies in the description bar

[MistressArte]

lol but what about women with very small viginas?

[T2DarIantan]

Didn't work out too well for bulldogs, head enlargement was too fast for bulldog vaginas to keep up

[jojoinhere]

wow, pretty good cg effect

[the75ricardo75]

Logic.

[CmdrSoCal]

see starchild.

[Jonstern1983]

Love the new opening.

[luisdez81]

I'm just glad to do my part.

[volound]

thats your hypothesis.

get that shit tested and then i will allow you to call it a theory. get out there are measure some dicks.

[YouKnowWhatItIs3000]

Thumbs up if c0ct0pus sent you.

[volound]

@YouKnowWhatItIs3000 c0ct0pus attempted to send me but i already knew about him since like 2 years ago.

thumbs down for thumb whoring.

[lychicambess]

@ChipArgyle a dicklash!

[anzwertree]

So that's why I got a 4.0

[waspjerk1]

what is the song that plays at the end of this video?

[klickkzam]

has any one mention Longer instead Bigger.

[pansophia93]

Most people don't even use the brains they have now. What good is a bigger brain going to do. We only use a small portion of our brain anyway. I think it's around 10% Google Tibetan monk's brain scan.

[arcaneminded]

There's nothing logical about procreation.

[Censeo]

CultofDusty. Will you get any then ;)

[JOKERSFREAK]

I came in expecting a Coughlan vid, I am disappoint.

[ChipArgyle]

There will be a big dick backlash. When guys sit on the john and the first thing that goes plop is their dick in the water, the tide will turn. I hate it when that happens.

[wetinsf]

You know, they are nice to look at, they fell real nice in your hand. But DAMN, the guy loses all the blood to his brain when that thing gets hard and ends up on autopilot. I actually prefer the smaller ones. They are usually attached to nicer guys.

[4me2cclearly]

@wetinsf

Hang them upside down. Then you want even have to dig through my pockets for my change while I sleep!

Sorry....

That was more meant for my wife.

;op

[wetinsf]

@4me2cclearly Hmmmm ... suspension, now there's a kinky idea! By the way, you know I'm a dude, right?

[4me2cclearly]

@wetinsf

I do now!

What a boner killer!!

LOL

[wetinsf]

@4me2cclearly Sorry bud! I'm sure you got no probs getting what you need! LOL!

Shake?

[4me2cclearly]

@wetinsf

No problem. Just know that for one night. You was one hot bitch! ;op

[wetinsf]

@4me2cclearly I'll take that as a compliment, thanks!

[BusinessIDBAI]

@wetinsf

He wanted to put it in your butt didn't he?

[wetinsf]

@BusinessIDBAI Who did?

[BusinessIDBAI]

@wetinsf

The guy with the bigger dick.

[wetinsf]

@BusinessIDBAI Yep!

[tylowylo12321]

@wetinsf thats a generalization

[wetinsf]

@tylowylo12321 Which part?

[tylowylo12321]

@wetinsf that guys with big dicks are airheads and guys with small dicks are nicer

[wetinsf]

@tylowylo12321 Just speaking from personal experience. The guys with big dicks that I know are sorta "cocky". Be glad to test that exception to the rule!