Chad Vader Coffee

[darkATLAS121]

At 1:32 he sounds like Strong Bad

[Red0Sky0Child]

"Start selling beer?" Now there's an idea!

[susane1998]

The best part of waking up is having half a soul in your cup. -- Best part of any chad vader video ever. Period.

[bricksquad9552]

1:09 lol. I laughed so hard i farted.

[RottenRroses]

I am a Chadoholic.

[htegfxijy7ebgc09q]

Stick it up your nizzle

[doctorknowles]

"Hi, I'm Chad, and this is a scantily clad bikini lady, pretty exciting, eh? Makes you wanna buy some coffee, eh?"

If only we realized that this is all most advertisements do.

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

This coffee is your father

ROFL NONSTOP

[mackan271]

1:01 to 1:09 is my favorite part, hahahaha can't stop laughing

[mrsackleslautner]

this coffee is your father! drink it or die!

[connorhall70]

i bought there coffe the day they released it it was gooooood cofee

[ninomt]

chad wieser 1:46

[JFKproducts]

Yo Mario Bros! Its Chad Vader coming at'cha! Yah nigga! Buy it and stick it up your pussy! Oh.. Lol ) 0:31

[JFKproducts]

-ly Tasty. *sips drink* *Screams Like A Dinosaur* Thats hot. *beep* I give up, I dont know why you should buy this coffee. Why dont you go and spend your money on other coffee. It wont taste nearly any good as this. But, why should you care? You just wanna see me suffer! Im suffering. Happy? You pieces of crap! *beep* Chad's dark soul half blend. It's coffee. If you buy coffee. Why not buy it from me? *cut* Oh. finally. *video ends*

[JFKproducts]

0:33 Yo! Boes & Hoes! It's Darth V. coming at you! And I got some sick shizzle for you! You bizzle! Buy it and. Stick it up your.. Nizzle! Oh.. *beep* Check this out! *juggles coffee* *drops cans* *beep* Hi! It's chad here. This is a cantalli call bikini lady. Exciting eh? Wanna buy some coffee? Eh? When do I get payed for this? Uh.. *beep* Chad's dark soul half blend. *drinks* The Best part of waking up is having half of a soul in a cup. All in your cock. Now, *beep* This coffee is unbelievable

[Rocketryman]

I want Chad Vader bacon.

[mustang6172]

Something something coffee. Something something complete.

[octopus9991]

press 0 then 9

Hello it is I

Chad light.

[FlyingCC]

OMG That's No Blue Moon would be a great beer... and also A TRAP!!!

[supremeobliterator]

858 people are bro's and ho's !

[football2970]

Me: YES

(check date)

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

[TheGr8productions]

That was funny how he said this coffee is your father

[cardashingkim]

YAY!

[scar69x]

Scantily clad bikini babe: When do i get paid?

Chad vader: uhhhhh...

Me: LMAO!!!

[TheNightRomer]

Do you sell internationally ?

[freegoldfree]

chad light X D!!!

[TheReko2]

had my hopes of the bikini babe being Felicia Day ._. /sadface

[davidmalekar]

That's no blue moon...

[donaldthescotishtwin]

I got some sick shizzle for your bizzle buy it and stick it up your nizzle

[SarahLillianJamison]

My favorite parts....

" the best part of waken up is half soles in your cup"

" Samuel chadums

[DarthRushy]

Awesome. Especially Second Try with cold Chad from Season 1.

[chaingang653]

YOU PIECIES OF CRAP!!!!! MY FAV PART!!!!!!!!!!

[redstar19inyourface]

the coffee is not my father

[benkerr69]

if you made a beer i would totally buy it!!!!!!!!

[valy225]

rof! i need chadwiser

[compatflame9]

there IS a reason why we should buy that coffee because you are not like other

coffee commercials

you dont say this coffe is super or this coffee is the best you SAY its just coffe

[DjangoZeroX]

I remember there was a spanish version of this but now I can't find it, can someone help me find it or was it taken out

[Little96guy]

Where i can buy that coffee :DD

[thegeckoman98]

@Little96guy there is a link in gthe description

[wickedguy333]

I just watched this for the bikini model :)

[imaxman1]

haha this was awesome! Check out FlyingPenguinsProduc for funny videos like this!!!!!!!

[XBENSTARX]

This should be a coffe commercial... XD

[deltaghost55]

I don't want ur coffee!!! now i am going to go drink some Chadwiser :D

[Rebsten]

That's no blue moon... I love it.

[BLYX1313]

OH MY GOD!!!  "That's no BLUE moon…" THATS THE FUNNIES LINE OF THE LAST 26 YEARS…… in context of the skit… by itself it would sound quite unexceptional…. maybe like a song title from the 50's

[DarthLloyd13]

@BLYX1313 actually, blue moon is a song from '61

[jaimedomincci]

LoL Pieces of Crap XD.... Buy it and.... Stick it up ur nizle :P

[Xmetalearth]

Another idea for beer would be Chad's Hard Lemonade, or Chad's Blue Death Star-moon, Chaduiness (Guiness).

[robber077]

LOL "YOU PEICES OF CRAP"XD whew that made my day

[TheFg1980]

"you pieces of crap!!"

[lennybaka]

"This coffe is your father!"

OMFG!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!

[whatvideowhere]

between the mood swings & the mutiple personalities & depression i think hes had little too much already bbbeelluurrppp!

[nightfall2318]

I WILL BUY YOUR COFFEE CHAD and this is so funny

[legoman6331]

i want  to sarer at the tits :)

[xReSkateMe3x]

mmmmmm samual-chadams

[Blackopsundead]

When i saw the chikc i was like " Shit ill buy it if the girl is there"

[MrSpyke008]

i will buy that shit

[JayKIDSTGIF]

Chadwiser, Chadlight, Samuel Chadums xD

[box0choklitz]

@JayKIDSTGIF that's no blue moon... lol

[Max9373]

That's no blue moon!

[TheUnknownD]

I want to buy your coffe ^_^

[BobHilliwiggles]

This coffe is ur father!!!!!!

[XBENSTARX]

"This coffee is your father..."

"The best part of waking up is having half of a soul in a cup..."

"Yo, bros and hoes! This is Chad V comin' at ya! And i got som sick shizzle for ya! You bizzle! Buy it and... stick it up your... nizzle! Oh..... *face palm*"

LMAO!!!!!!! this is so fucking funny!!!! XD

[HunterSteel6181]

i agree with you, it so funny. her's what chad vader should have said:

YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF CHAD VADER'S COFFEE, TOGETHER WE SHALL SELL HIS COFFEE AND TAKE OVER EMPIRE MARKET AS SITH LORD AND APPERANTIC, ( IF HE AS ONE) COME WITH ME, IT IS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN SAVE YOUR FRIENDS BY DRINKING MY COFFEE AND IT WILL TURN YOU TO THE DARKSIDEN OF THE FORCE. IF YOU JOIN ME KNOW AND HELP ME SELL MY COFFEE I SHALL TRAIN YOU PERSONALY ETC.

[bmx10799]

yo bros and hos

[caslnor]

"this coffee is your father drink it or die! ... I'll prob.  get sued for this.."

[ImmortalOwner]

@caslnor didn't know how to spell Probably?

[ISEEYOUMRPEANUT]

samuel chadams!

[windcloud7]

The best part of waking up, is Satan in your cup.

[DreadShamus]

"That's no Blue Moon"  Genius.

[grazierianphotos]

i get an ad every chad vader vid i watch, its killen me. I hate youtube for selling out

[ChaoticVincentV]

when do i get paid for this lol

[Templar910]

Ill buy some if it comes with the girl.

[cyborg858]

smoken hot bikini lady!!!!!!!!

[MartialArtistWannabe]

I almost collapsed when he said "This coffee...is your father!" Randomness = greatness.

[Ozarkeree]

@MartialArtistWannabe So that's what happened to my dad . . .

[RobertCrozier123]

coffee is your father hahahahaahaha

[ratchet1234clank]

mmm i like coffee i buy this and i can,t see ep6 vampire market is.nt that the vampire man how risk,t his live for empire market wel i can,t see ep6 why i am crying

[ultimatemovies101]

Lol broes and hoes

[SovietVeski]

Does your coffee come in different flavours???

[AlkaidHydra]

wish I lived in the States I wouldnt mind tryin that coffee lolXD what a great idea:3 

[happypotato99]

Sick.....Schizzle?

[antishadow123]

coffie is your father noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[future479]

YYYEEEEAAHHHH!!!!! UUUGGGHHH HOT COFFEE! LOL

[metallicaftwfool]

Genius. I'm buying that coffee, because Chad's a marketing genius. Haha.

Now, if only he'd made beer... Pabst Blue Vader.....?

[rileyisawseome12]

damb that chick is hot! im buying some coffee

[16thcenturyshogun]

BUY BORDERS COFFEE

[Kalocals]

hate the ads!!!!

[jarkool]

YO BROS AND HOES THIS IS CHAD V COMMIN AT YA

[TheAluminumOvercast]

Where,And How Much?!

[moose4computers]

I wonder when Chad Vader's half brother's cousin's sister's illegitmate mother's father's brother's son's brother Dirk Helmet will show up.

[Ih8stupidhumans]

@moose4computers They've gone plaid, sir.

[MrKillers1997]

0:22  lmfao!!!

[TheSithFan]

chad vader needs to choke 47 ppl

[jdz416]

samuel chadems XD

[MoshuaDeath]

@p8p3rkut nizzle*

[ELOSSLABEAR]

LOL, thats no Blue Moon... funny...

[fullellinaras]

I'd buy that coffee

[MrKillers1997]

yo bro's n hoes, dis is chad v coming at cha

[Cybunnylover]

this coffee is unbelievably tasty. *sips*

OOOHOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S HOT.

[emaNxorP]

"THESE ARE THE BEANS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" xD

[Evilspidercat]

*Waves hand* You will buy this coffee.

[OctEddie]

Chadwiser! Chad Lite! Samuel Chadams! I'd buy those!

[starwat0]

"yo chad v comin at ya and i got some sick sizzl for ya, ya bizzle by it and stick it up your nizzle, ohhhhh" XD wdf such a social reject

[JonasVanRetro]

does thise cofee really exist or is only a joke?



[TheBoksera631]

@JonasVanRetro yes but it was selling for a limited time.

Why do you think they would put Just Coffe's website.

[MetalFusionMaster]

this guy is a fucking genius :'D

[MasterSamurai]

47 People enjoy watching Chad Suffer. Those pieces of crap! >:(

[vitexdoidex]

drink it or die

[GreasyPizzaCheese]

I'd definitely by a couple cases of Chadweiser! lol

[ManemsHK]

Wow that girl.... her face.... so pretty :3

[rtk316ytshooter94]

"The best thing about waking up is about having half a soul in your cock...No"

[ArkNinja59]

It's funny how even though I don't drink coffee (I know, I'm pathetic), Chad Vader can still impose the thought on me. Those are the beans I'm looking for.

Maybe they should call him Lord Coffee... Thumbs up if you agree!

[gliglimp12]

Lol he wen't insane just before the end!!!

[gliglimp12]

46 gaylords whom hate chiks

[BillxMach]

0:34 YO BROS AND HOES!XD

[MultiMrblade]

Stick it up you nizzle XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[DanielHolm]

Funny as hell!

[MultiMrblade]

@DanielHolm ITS SOO FUNNY AGREE

[XxFourTwentyxX]

Wow.. that's fucking expensive. I'll just pull some out of your dumpster. Yes, I will. You can find me there, ROOTING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE! Muahahahhaa! Not really.. I don't have a clue where you are located.

[MultiMrblade]

@XxFourTwentyxX shut the fuck up

[XxFourTwentyxX]

@MultiMrblade Someones mad? Maybe you should get a hobby like me. Sex and weed.

[MultiMrblade]

@XxFourTwentyxX shut up its not expensive i have the coffee

[MultiMrblade]

@XxFourTwentyxX Maybye,your too unteligent to say soooo disgusting comment and such a disgusting reply.Even the comment dosent make any sense!

[XxFourTwentyxX]

@MultiMrblade <<< Looooser alert I knew i shouldn't have comment on a video like this ur what 12? l2spell!

[MultiMrblade]

@XxFourTwentyxX and im not 12 my friend.Im 20 years old,so stop acting like a retard!

[Peter01Fett]

He just totally told us to shove the coffee up our nipples... lmfao XD

[darthmaxrat88]

lol i want some. yes sell some dank dark vader beer/ ale

[BoneCOD22Hayden]

yo broes and hoes this is chad v, coming atchya' and i got some sick shizzle for your bizzle, buy it and stick it up your...nizzle.

LMAO

[lo0kingThruAmberEyes]

I'd buy it lord Vader!!

Samuel Chaddums!! omfg that would so be bought by me!

you guys are killing me with the West Coast thing, I can't go buy any of your food products, or go to Willy Street Co op, where all the magic happens!

[hyperzebre2001]

drink it or die



[ViZioNxGamingx]

"Yo bros and hoes this is Chad V. comin' atcha and i got some sick shizzle for ya"

[DroPShoTShArPShOoTeR]

"Drink it ... Or DIE"

[dovii4ever]

Happy? you peices of Crap!!!!!!

[WannabeWanderer]

That's No Blue Moon.... Hahaha! Yep-- I'd buy that beer. :-D

[linkfan160]

Where can you buy this? SuperStore? Walmart? Thiftys? Drugstore?....Starbucks?

[poopdoop22]

This looks like the coffee shop in Zack and Miri.

[AnimalCrossingFor3DS]

This coffee is your FATHER!

[Discoman420]

WOOO HOOO 0:52

[linkfan160]

Drink it or die...I'll probably get sued for this...

[spyergirl4]

This coffee is your FATHER!

I just about died XD

[Dekcatta]

DOUBLE COFFEE! :D

[stpaul7]

LOL!!! What no theme music? You shouls have had your famous guitar theme song playing in the back ground? Come on Chad you know better

[DerOberstKrieger]

"Chadweiser. Chad...lite. Samuel Chaddams. That's no Blue Moon."

[Darkly100]

46 people did not get the jokes



[sandshrew666]

dude if he starts selling beer id so buy it!!!!

[TotalErajorma]

@umom1 then by it

[andstenic11]

@secretmachineman117

and why isnt she 4 sale?

lol

[andstenic11]

u know... this guy commands me to do ALOT of stuff.

[Nickcheese100000]

Lol at end

[tasemmm]

Hmmm, i'll probably get sued for this :S ...

[GamerBaron]

I hate coffee, but i want some of that.

[klubcluge]

Chadwiser....

[newyorkyankeef4n1018]

I like how Lord Vader has a bit of a new york accent when he says "coffee"

[newyorkyankeef4n1018]

I like how Lord Vader has a bit of a new york accent

[lhaarbye1488]

"When do I get paid for this?" "Err"

[Kakadutuber]

0:55 goooooooooood

[SethiXzon]

STICK IT UP YER NIZZLE

[Skylard89]

this coffee is your father... LOL

[P0H0A0N0T0O0M]

does the coffee taste any good?

[blasterb118]

samuel chadams

[Eupk96]

I WANT SOME OF THAT COFFEE!!!!!!!

[legoinstructor]

*slurp* AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THATS HOT!

[EncoreTJA]

Shizzle for your bizzle lol