UHF Conan The Librarian

[pyrogyra72]

THe savage library card of Conan!

[Warpony9000]

Twilight: Spike, who's the new Library employee?

Spike: His name's Conan the Librarian.

Twilight: WHAT? Spike, how did he-

Conan: Your books are overdue! I'm affraid I will have to slash your Library privileges *SLASH IN HALF!*

Twilight: *facehoof*

[logik316]

Nice letter opener, um, sir.

[illuminatioracle]

the money i didn't spend on that piece of shit avatar, i'd spend to see this movie.

[XardionZ]

Keep pressing 8 for the best part.

[RatheSunGod001]

just remember....turn your books in on time!

[MstrTchr1]

He looks like Mitt Romney. :)

[viciousmaniac]

Press 6 then 8 to see Conan's Dewey Decimal System Level 3 Hyper

[ChiTownStoner420]

hahaha i love this movie. its so corny but fucking awesome. LOL i love how the guys friend just stands there with his arms crossed while his buddy gets split in half

[SonicRyan1992]

starring Bruce Campbell

[mohawkMan60]

DO YOU KNOW THE DO IT DECIMAL SYSTEM

[Mauromoustakos]

Well, he sure has a big office knife.

-.

[libertarianJR]

that guy has wierd pecs

[wolfsvillewarrior]

@libertarianJR looks like he's got some slight gyno

[RatheSunGod001]

@wolfsvillewarrior lol!! yes!!!! i was going to say the same, good one! lol!

[Havic1137]

Press 6 for "DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM"

[zionravescene]

Crom would approve.

[miguel061]

haha I always laugh at :34-:35, MRRAAAHHH!

[WumWip]

pause @ 0:35 ... the guy is a woman.

[loshmilosh]

@WumWip lol

[mrgoukimaster]

We saw this in class too.

[Prometevsberg]

So do as with "Machete": you got a trailer, now make a movie!

[Seophiee]

My librarian is a little like this

[08TeamDream]

68 people don't know the Dewey Decimal System.

[MGMan37]

Is Bruce Campbell playing Conan here?!

[kballard]

@MGMan37 No, it's Roger Callard

[trekker123eski]

DON'T YOU KNOW THE DECIMAL SYSTEM?!

[Kurukam]

LOL:D



[Unbeginner]

That's probablxy what one's afraid of when returning overdue books.

[Groovywolfman]

That was just too funny.

[aminanddylan]

pause at :35

[effectualMASS]

1) Press 8

2) Laugh

3) Repeat

[Sammy38009]

@effectualMASS

1) press 5

2) crack up

3) watch again

[mister38]

Some much stuff in this movie I forgot about since I watched it when I was 13. I know what I'm watching this weekend.

[reggie46404]

One and only movie. Damn sad but true.

[imlost19]

I've never seen this movie before... but I've definitely said the phrase "Conan the Librarian" before.

[jtreese5787]

66 people don't know the Dewey Decimal System

[yurianne07]

@jtreese5787 they must now face crom...

[jtreese5787]

I'd honestly rather see this get made than a remake. Who's with me?

[pyrogyra72]

@jtreese5787 Me too. Only if Arnie is playing Conan.

[TheNPHExperience]

Best dummy ever.

[curcio33]

Dewey Decimal System Rap --> watch?v=NjHxOy1BYn0

[monkeynuts76]

0:35 LOOKS LIKE ME WHEN IHAVE DIARRHEA

[yenchae]

Conans face before he cuts the kid in half is epic.

[kenbenobi]

I like how the top related video is "how to Understand the Dewey Decimal System"

[ZillaRocks]

@kenbenobi Right? A good vid to watch I'm sure, if you want to avoid getting roughed up by Conan.

[iksarguards]

@kenbenobi It could save your life.

[BlondeBardie]

Arnie never looked so good LOL.

[JamesPriceJohnson]

66 people don't know the Dewey Decimal System

[yourpalal1227]

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women

[PawelK198604]

Please turn on speech recognizing subtitles it's very funny;-)

[ChildrenofAmory]

I can't believe they edit this scene when it's broadcast now. This is classic!

[TheAltair4]

lol. Utterly hilarious scene!

[Johnlindsey289]

@TheAltair4

Do you think this movie blows away crap like Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet The Spartans or Disaster movie?

[TheAltair4]

@Johnlindsey289 Hell yeah! Those movies all blew the big one. This movie was freakin awesome.

[PimpDragon108]

The way he hisses when he cleaves that teen in half is TOTAL WINNING!!! Gets funnier every time I see it!

[eir48]

He totally looks like Bruce Campbell!

[Sapientia007]

Keep hitting the number "8".

[FaxModem1]

If only this was real.

[kopi5896]

Conan The libralian is great.

[jasperwillis5385]

I like this video. It's very joke.

[minami935]

Ha Ha Conan is so cool.

[jamecolte]

Conan the libralian is funny.

[saijai587]

Konan is very fun.

[liang8231]

This video is great.

[tokokuken]

This bit had me in stitches when I was just a little guy. UHF is so fucking awesome. I check to see if it's going to be on TV from time to time, but it never is.

You fail me, TV. :(

[junk11111111]

67 people are now frightened of their librarian

[ackyri]

Check the 520s.

[tincho92]

Press 8...

[albertjester]

i showed this to my 5 year old brother and let me tell you. never once has he returned a book late :)

[jamesjohnsmithful]

youtube.com/watch?v=cnfy_9rdNr­8 They're fantastic! singing and dancing too.

[tastethejace]

I'd watch it.

[spiritjd33]

65 people returned overdue books

[ZillaRocks]

@spiritjd33 And were subsequently cut open with a battleaxe

[spiritjd33]

@ZillaRocks Fatality

[Monkeh118]

@spiritjd33 make that 66

[LayerMode]

@spiritjd33 I didn't know dead people could access YouTube :O

[spiritjd33]

@LayerMode lol

[bluesgurugod]

@spiritjd33 ... and one person made a retarded comment about it...

[ariandynas]

@spiritjd33 You mean 130?

[ariandynas]

@spiritjd33 Don't you mean 130?

[KaucuKl2]

65 haven't return books...

[pabstpapster]

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?"

[fullfist]

what does he say: "don't you know.."?

[garamonde]

Isn't that convenient? Books are now half-off!

[DigitalPraise7]

@garamonde So are the patrons!

[aboyandhismath]

*press 8*... CHOP!

[briansmokeable]

Nghhhhh

[Robloxian201]

65 people got chopped in half.

[CPM117]

63 People had overdue books.

[8MicFra8]

UDS FTW :P

[MrDORSETBOY]

Superb................

[link8all]

pause at 0:35

[NINJAinTIGHTS]

Pshhht Universal Dicimal System>>>Dewey Decimal System :P

[Sammy38009]

AGRRG 0:34

[ThePandaCoco]

Sheesh, you just have to return the book on time, and now there are 61 bodies piled up in the front desk of the lib? We'll never see this body count stop... =/

*returns the book back to the wrong shelf*

Oh crap...

[WatchMyAwesomeVideo2]

Is that Henry Rollins playing him?

[volimsir]

@WatchMyAwesomeVideo2 no

[bowlerhatdinosaur]

Just keep hitting 8 for the most awesome thing ever.

[Gwitfu90]

How did UHF not get an R-rating for that slice between the guy's body?

[1UpProduct]

@Gwitfu90 Or the insanely high body count?

[TheMonsterplanetchan]

@Gwitfu90 1. back then stuff would be under rated, if it had a cuss word in it, it was still PG. but no one really cares, plus, did that look real to you?

[MitamuraSayoko]

I'd totally watch this movie!

[askpersonaltrainers]

UHF Rocked

[meckorocks]

60 people have to go to that library

[Kingantichrist]

what does exactly says at 0:24?

[hoolahooop]

@Kingantichrist dont you know the dewey decimal system

[Kingantichrist]

@hoolahooop thanks ^O^

[hoolahooop]

@Kingantichrist wow you replyed fast, you get a virtul cookie for that here it is (:.)

[Kingantichrist]

@hoolahooop wtf? -.-

[hoolahooop]

@Kingantichrist XD

[dontrushme2112]

i wanna be a librarian 2 now

[WrenFengtianshi]

As a librarian, I feel inspired! XD

[n1blackman4u]

@WrenFengtianshi just walk around with a large claymore and those books will get back on time, tho will have to leave bodies in front of the book return to show that your serious 

[sylvangomez]

60 people did not turn in there books on time.

[DaltonMan321]

0:25 the guy with the glasses is trying to hold back a laugh

[VanBullock]

i love his face expression @ 0:35 ^^

[InternetLad]

is that bruce campbell?

[Sheboobellach]

@InternetLad no I don't think so

[RunRabid]

@InternetLad That's exactly what I was thinking. But no, it's some guy named Roger Callard. He was apparently in Twins, Red Heat, and Geronimo.

[pixarian72]

60 people don't know the Dewey decimal system.

[radabon]

Apart from the accent (should be Irish) and giant claymore and leather-fur combo, he's actually a pretty good match for King Conan.

[pixarian72]

@radabon True, I don't like the new Conan, that dude off Stargate Atlantis, he looks like a puny surfer that's pumped up and he's not even white!

Why can't they find a guy 6.5 at least, with enormous musculature but lean and a menacing chiselled superman style features that can act, this dude is not too bad. The thing about Conan s he's almost supernaturally fast, the conan shoudn't be a lumbering oaf like Arnie but a lean, huge, fast, dangerous guy that looks like he's murdered thousands.

[Kttx0283]

58 people did not know the DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM

[Yyyyzyyy]

That's so fake! They replaced him with a mannequin at 35 seconds!

[PunkyPlow]

@Yyyyzyyy no shit, sherlock.

[thefinkiewicz]

@Yyyyzyyy its not a mannequin its the wonders of 80's photoshop

ps your an idiot

[Phazonaddict]

Conan the Veterinarian

[Istuckonroof]

27 people have overdue books.

[slapbassboy1]

That's why I don't go to the stinking library!!!

[Mohammets]

This can't be real, is it? That guy doesn't even look like Conan and I thought they didn't have libraries where Conan was from. And why would he kill someone for returning some books late? That's so wrong. Someone is trying to frame Conan with this fake security footage....

[ARNOLDisPREDATOR]

WHO IS THIS ACTOR??

[mike3540]

@ARNOLDisPREDATOR i think its bruce campbell!

[tylertoon2]

Love this movie

[TheKatelucky]

LOL I think a lot of people had this idea. My husband did a radio bit on Conan the Librarian in the early 80s.

[Kirokusclone]

Hope you feel special dude; Weird Al used your video here in a tweet; so Weird Al seems to be ok with you hosting this clip of his movie on youtube

[iciromekim]

OMg I live wen the boy gets sliced in half after he states the books are late

[RossRants]

A god friend of mine, in High school in the 1980's created Conan the Librarian, he should definitely sue for this.

Norm Konyu where are you?

[WilbePat]

I love CONAN!! #CONAN WILL BE BACK AND IS BACK!

[surobakianinpo]

what is the best in life?

to shush the noisy.

to see them driving home.

and to hear the silence of the library.

[AnotherSchmoe]

@surobakianinpo

LOL, nice.

[neglesaks]

@surobakianinpo And to chop them into two with a two-hand sword.

[IgnitedMHK]

damnit! my idea has already been used!

[bigmikebaby85]

oops posted it twice by mistake

[bigmikebaby85]

I have funny awesome library video..its called "come to the library" check it out!

[MrBMAD88]

i used to watch this movie every day back in 80 something. I was in 3rd grade. Conan the librarian was one of my favorite parts

[lilPat]

I fuckin LMAO when I saw this XDD

[aeomus26]

57 people do not know the Dewey Decimal System....

[THOMASkaaz]

@aeomus26 how original.

[kahlesstiberius]

@aeomus26 lol, 60 people brought their book back late!!!

[8MicFra8]

@aeomus26

Great comment :D hehe

[anotherdude432]

I would watch this if it was a show.

[swinabc]

He had pushed trays of books all his life and lifted heavy books to become, CONAN! The Librarian!

[FreeRunner766]

57 people dont know the doie decimal system

[aaronfowkes]

57 people don't know the Dewey Decimal System...

[SocialistBob]

@aaronfowkes I a few more people don't know it, I mean that would be pretty incredible if out of the 6.5 billion people on Earth only 57 didn't know it

[pie6nin]

Transcribe audio to 0:23 - can you tell me what you think of the US economy

[ReturnToNilbog]

the librarian at my school is called conan.

[RatheSunGod001]

dont you know the dewey decimal system? lol awesome

[illuminatioracle]

fuck. i would so watch this shit if it were a movie or tv show.

[Timus2shoes]

Is that Bruce Campbell?

[roboshuffle]

I'm sorry, these books are a little overdue... Mrthrgkjfkgjf.

[DanteDevil2727]

Hahahaha. last night was my first time watchin this movie... I Loved this part !!! haha

[leeroyjenks]

thumbs up if you came from the OOTS discussion.

[josh86mb]

i did not see jackson at 0:36 damnit

[plymouthbaccaruda426]

If only this show where real...

[4PLRafal]

CONAN THE LIBRANIAN!!!!!!:D

[4PLRafal]

Conan the Librarian!!!!!Tylko szkoda że takie krótkie:(

Ale filmik jest bardzo fajny.

[shadowman980]

DOOOOONT YOU KNOW THE DEWEY DECIMALY SSYYYYYSTEM

[spawnslipknot14]

How can 56 people dislike this?

[crazyfus78]

HA! LOVE THIS FREAKING MOVIE!

[DoctorChibi740]

Bruce Campbell?

[leeroyjenks]

@DoctorChibi740 its weird al if you can believe that...

[slappfisk9]

OMG! lock at 0:36 and you can see michael jackson!:S:S:S::S:S " He is back"