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  • i'm american and i love my country but i like and respect the UK and brits as well. i think they're wonderful people. having said that, if your british don't ever forget this...if it wasn't for us americans, all of you would be speaking german right now.

  • Funny!

  • Get you teeth cleaned and be thankful we have saved your island countless times.

  • @darnel605 Name one time, you fat moron. Why don't you go and lose another war or something.

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  • Ive lived in America for my entire life and couldn't agree more.

  • Hey Jeremy, you of all people should be one to tell Americans they are rude, stupid and fat.

  • i'm american and when i first saw this i was outraged. then i realized that every time he makes fun of mexicans or germans or japanese or anyone else, i practically wet myself in hysteria. let's face it, without the ignorance and racism, this show would just be them talking seriously about cars. god forbid that should ever happen on top gear!

  • @TheExpressionist1 ^^^ *** epic punctuation fail ***

  • Only the americans take offense to it cos they can't take it even though he isn't just saying it it is a video retards.

  • you are a legend... so truth

  • that is only 90% true so... we are much meaner than most other countries, but not fatter, a LOT of people here are very fat but not disproportional to any other wealthy country, I went to England and saw lots of fat people. I've seen fat french, fat Chinese, fat Spanish, fat Mexicans, fat Italians, even fat Sweeds. so blind assumptions are just silly. I will also agree for the most part on the stupidity thing, I rarely meet anyone in this country with a decent amount of intelligence.

  • @Prodriver33

    "LOT of people here are very fat but not disproportional to any other wealthy country"

    Google for "Obesity and the Economics of Prevention: Fit not Fat"

    YOU FAIL

  • @CrlMos VISUAL obesity not the boring ass technical definition you little nerdling!

  • @Prodriver33

    Google for "Obesity and the Economics of Prevention: Fit not Fat"

    YOU FAIL

  • Clarkson is 100% correct. Every American I've had the displeasure of talking to is just arogant, ignorant, and must have been educated by chimps. Plus I don't see how there's a stereotype against British teeth. I have never seen teeth anywhere near as disgusting as the American's in this episode. We have the NHS so in our early years our teeth are fine and somehow they're also fine in later years too.

  • Very funny..he makes comments about every nation he goes to, don't worry, i think his teeth are rotten too.

  • absolutely class, no shite straight to the point and true

  • legend

  • I think a lot of English people think the whole world shares their appreciation toward dry humor.

  • @bobbybishopbuffalo English people really don't care about the whole world's sense of humor..

  • @Larry3200 I guess it was that sort of attitude that made the English so good in colonizing almost the whole planet back then

  • @bobbybishopbuffalo You're right. They invaded half of my country, Ireland. We have so many problems to even this day because of that.

  • This guy has all the wit and insight of a gameshow host.

  • I thought the correct stereotype was that Brits are rude?

  • Somebody should drown this asshole Clarkson. Sure some Americans are stupid, just as some Brits are stupid. What does it say of a Brit who devotes time to convincing people Americans are stupid. Anyone?

    America, to her great credit, will certainly not allow herself to be transformed into another islamic shithole ..ala the UK. At least we're not as stupid as you Brits ..Jeremy

  • @gangster3591 Did you not read the top comment?

    And the Islamic point is completely irrelevant; don't believe what you see on Fox news. This is why we think Americans are stupid.

    UK population - 60-70 million

    Islamic pop of UK - 3 million

  • @BasilFawlty4444 .."the Islamic point is completely irrelevant"

    Will it be irrelevant in 20 years? 30 years?

    "don't believe what you see on Fox news"

    Many Europeans have a fixed notion that all Americans watch Fox news. Are Europeans stupid, son?

    "Islamic pop of UK - 3 million"

    Most experts predict this figure will double by 2030. By mid-century the UK will be largely unrecognizable. No doubt fall from empire was hard on the British. But self-immolation?

  • @gangster3591 Most people don't care about the growth of Islam; it is a minority, yes, but the vast majority of Muslims are normal, loyal citizens. It's people like Choudary who give the whole religion a bad name, like creationists give Christianity a bad name.

    Take a look at this article:

    'A closer look at reports about the growth of Islam in the UK'

    Stephen Tomkins, guardian.co.uk, Saturday 8 January 2011 13.00 GMT

  • @BasilFawlty4444 ..

    "Most Brits don't care about growth of Islam"

    Perhaps most are too stupid or ignorant to care?

    "vast majority of Muslims are normal loyal citizens. People like Choudary give islam a bad name"

    You're familiar with 'taqiyya' Mr Fawlty? You'll see where muslim loyalty lies as demographic realities become more favorable. It seems Brits lack even the sense to preserve what's remains of a once great nation

  • @gangster3591 Have you ever even met a British Muslim?

    Most of them drink, shag and love ham sandwiches as much as the rest of us. The vast majority are normal Brits. The extremists are comprable to the religious right in the United States.

    The "taqiyya" comment is stupid. If this was the case, they wouldn't be like this.

  • @BasilFawlty4444 "?

    "Most British Muslims drink, shag and love ham sandwiches as much as the rest of us" sure

    "The extremists are comprable to the religious right in the United States"

    no they're not comparable

    "the taqiyya comment is stupid. If this was the case, they wouldn't be like this"

    You don't get it son. Muslims are like this 'because' of taqiyya. The decline of the UK is obvious to all but the blind. Meanwhile your countrymen wallow in ignorance and denial

  • @gangster3591 That's such a crazy theory.

    Firstly, "Taqiyya" is only practiced by Shia Muslims - the smallest group.

    Secondly, they most certainly are comprable to the religious right.

    Thirdly, don't pretend you don't have religious nuts. We know all about WBC, but we don't take them as an indicator of the entire country.

    Finally, by sticking to your point despite your total ignorance and lack of understanding on the matter, you are reinforcing the worldview of American ignorance.

  • @gangster3591 (continued)

    I couldn't help but laugh at that smug comment about the empire. In many ways "fall from empire" is an innaurate way to describe it, but aside from that, we must remember that you're next.

    And considering that Fox News is not only watched but TRUSTED by about half of American voters (10% more than any other network), I ask that you retract that statement about Europeans. Besides, I am British, not European.

  • As an intelligent and in-shape American I can say that I agree.

  • man hes spkin the truth go jeremy

  • Don't Americans make fun of nearly every other culture and society? Americans say other people need to chill out, hypocrites!

  • the english really shouldnt complain about other peoples. they are rude and ugly themselves.

  • Clarkson is not exactly skinny either.

  • Best description of america and americans EVER!

  • At least we have decent teeth and our breath doesn't stink.

  • @TheLackofattack Also your food is actually good, Not healthy but atleast it resembles food. You also drive on the right side of the road.

  • @TheLackofattack thats the best you could come up with? might as well add thick to jezza's description

  • It is amazing that America isn't a third world country, since according to this twit we are all stupid, fat and rude.

  • @patteel

    Lol You are.

  • @patteel Yes. Yes, you are.

  • im american and i find him funny. must be the english in me lol.

  • Me: I'm american and we're not as stupid as you think we are!

    Jeremy: Oh? Then how stupid are you?

    Me: Well, we're about...cripes, I walked right into that one, didn't I? :p

  • lol

  • Has an Englishman ever liked anyone?

  • Clarkson is english and has that english sense of humour and he takes the piss out of ALL kinds of people and ALL kinds of cars. There's no need for you americans to start hating on the english, and I say **english. not brits. because brits (british) means that the scots and the welsh are included... it is my understanding that it is the english people you americans usually take issue with? and In this case Clarkson.

    I find him hilarious.

    +1

  • @knut761 Thats true about the English and British part, I honestly hate retarted Americans that think Britain is JUST England and im Scottish and it annoys me that they dont know anything about us. That being said I love America just not the some of the retarded folk living in it. Most are actually normal.

  • @PS3CRAZY96

    It is more than Americans that think England and Britain are the same.

  • @PS3CRAZY96 the Americans don't know about anything outside the U.S.

  • @knut761 Well I find English to be the ugliest people in Europe, with bad teeth and arrogance the size of the moon...of course this is just my sense no humor, no reason to get offended.

  • @Globox822 You have never been to france then

  • @Globox822 I can garuantee I have better teeth than you buddy lol

  • @Globox822 well you know english then you fucking asshole sinse we have some of the most beautiful women in the world

  • @Globox822 I'm not offended.

    But do you really call that a sense of humour?

  • @knut761 he is retarded and so are you

  • @knut761 so do i and im an american

  • He says this because he's in the South. The fattest, rudest, most uneducated part of the US. People tend to be alot nicer, smarter on the west coast and new england area. And as for were i live (Los Angeles) we're not as fat... our looks are almost as important as our cars lol

  • @eavenegas88 being from the east bay and LA and living in places across the country. that has to be the most nonfactual comment about America I've ever heard.

  • @TheLackofattack i wasn't trying to be factual, just generalizing. Have you seen the episode of Top Gear where Richard, James and Jeremy get attacked by a bunch of rednecks in Alabama just because they had "NASCAR SUCKS" and "MAN LOVE RULES" painted on the side of their cars?! Had they done that in LA or NY, no one would even give them a second look let alone throw rocks at them. But since it was the good ol' SOUTH, well, rude is putting it lightly..

  • @eavenegas88 LOL. With cars painted like that in NY or LA, you'll be lucky if the worst thing that happens to you is getting rocks thrown at your car. Sorry man, southerners (for the most part) are good people just the same as us westerners and north-easterners. Also FYI, the most beautiful people in the USA are probably southern as well.

  • @Portobe92 Australian people are just naturally cool cats but come on man, we all know that rock and roll came from america. rock and roll is a mixture of blues and blue grass slash country. the blues, was a type of music that Africans american created and Elvis made the music popular because he was a white man with a brothers voice but the mother land (great Britain) did create pop music

  • @kakarot138 so... now i know who to blame for Justin Beiber >:) g'd damn Brits.. lol

  • I love Jezza's character, histerical.

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  • A few American people came into the shop where I used to work, I have to say they were some of the friendliest people I've ever met!

  • @JLOZANO2 the battle of britian had already been won before usa joined the war, usa had no part in the falklands war, i have never met a brit that is dieing to go to america and brits dont worship the queen most dont give a shit about the royal family at all however american kids do seem to have to pledge allegence to a flag every morning

  • @rfcon11 We don't have to say the pledge. Just like how in my private christian school I never said the prayers as I'm an atheist. I personally always (and still do) said the pledge because it is something I believe in.

  • He's right. We are a nation of lazy, stupid people. There are shopping malls within a few miles of shopping malls in the country. What, we can't take the extra 5 minutes to drive to the shopping mall in the next town?!

  • unlike some here... at birth, I actually replaced the default "stick up your ass" with humor! so I can actually LAUGH at things like this instead of raging and hitting the imaginary "bomb X person/country/race/what have you" button.

  • WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER HELPED THESE  BRITTISH FAGS IN WW2 AND IN THE BALKANS . WE SHOULD HAVE LET ARGENTINA EMBARRASED IN FRONT OF THE WORLD THIS HAS BEEN SHITTY LITTLE NATION . ME WORSHIP A QUEEN ? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @JLOZANO2 I'm a Kiwi, so unbiased in this, and i would definitely rather live in the UK than America, i really don't think many Brits are "dying" to go to the US.

  • @JLOZANO2 you just think we are a bankrupt rock in the north atlantic, atleast we do not have a 14 trillion deficit, and you are a perfect example of how rude and ignorant Americans are

  • @dahorn100011 as much as i would like to argue with lol i just cant say shit, your right about are bad healthcare and are horrible debt and the fact that we haven't gone a decade with out war. but not all of us are closed minded ignorant conservative Christians, stupid warmonger. most of those dumb fucks come from Texas and Arizona and the south suffer from stupidity due to inbreeding. i just hate it because they give us a bad name, oh and greed bastards too

  • WHO CARES WHAT THIS FAGGOT ASS LIMEY THINKS . THESE BRITTISH FAGS ARE DYING TO COME HERE TO AMERICA . NO AMERICAN IS DYING TO GO OVER THERE . AND IAM COLOMBIAN AMERICAN . AMERICA MAY HAVE PROBLEMS BUT ILL BE DAMNED IF SOME UGLY FUCKEN BRIT IS GOING TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HER .

  • @JLOZANO2 Don't know many British people who would like to live in america. GB is better in my eyes. Americans think they are the only civilzed piece of world, that they can rule the rest of us etc...Hate this c**p.

  • @JLOZANO2 The US joined the war only after the Axis declared war on them, so to say you "helped" in that sense is simply erroneous, And you mean the 'Falklands' idiot, in which America provided no help, infact most Argentinian military equipment was US made. British victory in that war was far more decisive than any US victory post WWII, thinking about it when was your last victory???? lol

  • every country has their decent people, and their dick heads. i dont respect jeremy for his statements against americans. im mexican american. proud of both my lands.

  • That's not humor, that's an immature, false blanket statement. That arrogant prick. Simply blind hate.

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  • hahahahaaaa chill out its a joke, Top Gear makes fun of every single country they go to, including the UK! No-one would watch it if this didn't happen because it would just be boring!

  • wow what a douche!

  • Jeremy Clarkson is the man! He says what he wants and doesn't care what anyone else thinks! More people should lighten up and stop being SO SERIOUS.

    He basically says what everyone else is thinking and wants to say too.. :)

  • its funny how he says a lot of bad things about America..but other country's say that Britain is the US's little brother, how about that?? He still thinks the UK is somehow better...and I'm from Sweden...

  • UK and USA, is same shit, live style, junk food restorans and etc. Canada, Australia same too...

  • @lukassss201 you sound like an ignorant american

  • hes pissed because he still doesnt understand the concept of the toothbrush...his so called humor is really just rude and very biased....its not our fault he was born an idiot....i could say that all british people are badbreath peterpuffers,but i would be stooping to his level....hes funny andusually and a good driver, but he makes british people look like fukn morons...

  • Clarkson often exploits generalisation as a means to create character, had he not achieved the status level he is today, i'm sure he wouldn't be so radically opinionated.

  • I wouldn't take this seriously, Clarkson is obviously in a bad mood here lol.

  • The reason Americans are fat, overweight and rude is that the right-wing rubbish Clarkson gets away with for entertainment in the UK is the mainstream over there.

  • The comments made about America on Top Gear or by Jeremy Clarkson aren't offensive... They are usually hilarious! It's the comments I read with pure malice on youtube I don't care for. That goes for Americans bashing other countries, too. But I think most of us can still agree... Top Gear rules!!!

  • True, why is everyone rude here? I have been to other countries and they are so nice.

  • i'm american and this is funny and true!

  • lol xD

  • Why do all the Americans here need to mention the fact that they're American? You may agree with him but we don't need to know your American. :/

  • @letsride84 Because Americans are insecure about their identity and always need to prove themselves. All they do is beat their chest and say they're the best.... -_-

  • @p4lo8 No, bitch, Euro national pride is the reason you fucks like to bash the U.S.; you want to feel superior. So fuckholes, do you take into account the first generation immigrants from Europe and other parts of the world when you bash 'Yanks' or do you leave them out? Oh, right we're ALL the same! Fucking Eurocunts.

  • @jfkjrlover we are superior, you ripped our language, made some of the words easier to understand like 'sidewalk' instead of pavement? the fuks that shit all about! What youre superior cause youre a bigger country? HA look at washington, 2 streets away from the white house you can find gangs, crack houses and unemployment! to be fair tho the U.K isnt amazing but you really arent 'superior'

  • @woozy564 Blow your dad, limey asswipe! Ethnically I am Armenian but live in the U.S. When you Eurocunts diss Americans, you're unfairly insulting people from all over the world who live here! Kiss my ass and piss off!

  • @brooklynhearts Sellout bitch.

  • how about paying us back for all the Lend-Lease we sent you in World War II...

  • @pauliewalnuts1156 How about paying china back the trillions you owe them...

  • Thanks for coming to out country and calling us all fat, stupid and mean.

    We really appreciate it.

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  • lol well not stupid but they are rude rite about that

  • The only state not like this (in certain parts) is Louisiana, but thanks to people amassing wealth and the mass culture, there are quite a few pricks. It's not like it used to be.

  • he makes fun of America like we make fun of England... it happens. do you ever wonder how many people from England hate Austin Powers? same shit.

  • @austin58x Where have you heard an American diss a Brit and make such insulting remarks about the whole population of the UK?

  • @austin58x how can you hate austin powers?!?!?!? lmao

  • @austin58x UK or Britain NOT just england!

  • @TOOHUMAN112 Are you daft or simply trolling?! I am English myself and I know how we English love to make fun of the Americans just like they like to make fun of us English. I am fairly sure that he, as an American, are aware of our country England. Why you go on and "rave" about UK and Britain is beyond me, you make no sense what so ever.

    Most Americans seem to like our English sense of humour too.

  • LOL So true! I'm American BTW. How can you dispute any of this? Look at the sheer number of fast food places. Look at the sheer number of morbidly obese people. Not just fat. REALLY REALLY FAT. Compared to Europeans who say hi to eachother on the street, Americans are like robots. Go ahead and call me an idiot. Just havea good point and I can defend what I've said in this comment.

  • Can anyone name one thing that England excels at?

  • @perkiomenville I can name a few but how about formula 1 for a start?

  • @perkiomenville science almost all the scientists and inventors came from england sir issac newton and sir chales darwin to name just a few.

  • @doctorw2 Wrong, they're Americans. Check out which nation dominates the Nobel prizes in the science. It ain't Ye Olde England.

  • @perkiomenville If you were going to compare current Nobel prize winners then you'd have to do it per capita per population. Comparing 300 million + Americans to around 50 million English is a tad unfair mate (this is just an example of why people call you guys stupid) lol. The more accurate comparison would be the USA/Canada vs Europe. I'm not 100% sure but I believe Europe has science on lockdown? Does anyone have any data on this?

  • just mad because we have delicous cheesburgers for a dollar

  • it is true

  • Ya because you're thin, healthy and the most sparkling of personalities.

    We know you're weary about Americans. Too bad we spend all our time.... on having a good time... while you're busy counting how many points you have.

  • @whyeff21 not trying to be funny, but dont you spend all your time working? Americans work more hours per head than any other developed country.

  • @TeifiValley123 excuse my bash on Jeremy if it offends you but you're right. Although it could be stressful, I don't really consider the 8-12 to be work if you enjoy what you do.

  • @whyeff21 No im not offended. its not like he's a personal friend. For what its worth i think he's a prick. 8-12? You mean to say you work 16 hours a day??

  • @TeifiValley123 he means 8am-12pm :/

  • it is a joke...

    he ends with: "everybody is very rude"

    ..... got it?

  • oh come on guys, lighten up. I'm american and I found this hilarious.

  • You're not very skinny either, Jeremy....

  • @yinyengz515 No of course he isn't and he would be the first person to admit that but for one he really does not give a flying fuck lol.

    That is only a very shallow view to be honest lol.

  • what an ugly fucken english fucker .

  • @JLOZANO2 Same could be said about you then yes? American fat ugly twat.

  • seriously, americans should be banned from watchig Top Gear... somehow they dont like to hear the truth...

  • @Semeiron you should be banned from the internet for somehow liking to be an idiot.

  • @Semeiron You gotta love their moronic replies though their nothing short of legendary, albeit worrying at the same time.

    I mean trying to explain to our younger American cousins that it wasn't the American's that saved our asses it was ourselves, the only battle (if we lost) where we would be speaking German was at the Battle of Britain, who was attributed to winning that? Churchil not the American's they did not get involved until a few years later.

  • come to Canada it is heaven on earth

  • Dear Americans, that is just a little English humor, Jeremy is just joking. I am from america and it really does have alot of obese people,they layouts is pretty much the way he described, he was NOT hating on america ,hence the term "its the truth".But not everyone is the same in america obviously there alot of nice,friendly people.I have been to England and it s is really beautiful and the people is Ok too...Very expensive,but nice!! Besides why do we have to carry on like this? Are we guilty?

  • @JLOZANO2 You realise you arent helping the american stereotype

  • I'm from Michigan and I agree with Clarkson.

  • I use to think you were cool Clarkson. /cry

  • Calm down people Clarkson talks shit about everything, or as he likes to call it "speaking the truth". You can agree or disagree.

    For me he's just a regular grumpy Brit.

  • no wonder we got rid of you ugly fucken inbreds . ME WORSHIP A QUEEN? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . ID RATHER DIE .

  • @JLOZANO2 better than worshiping justin beiber

  • WHY IS THIS FAT FUCKEN LIMEY TURD HERE IN AMERICA? NOBODY FROM AMERICA GOES TO ENGLAND TO GET FAMOUS OR FIND WORK , NOBODY DOES. YOU HAVE ALL THESE LIMEY FUCKEN ACTORS COMING TO AMERICA BEGGING TO BECOME STARS . FUCK THEM ALL . TAKE DAVID BECKHAM HIS NOBODY TRANNY WIFE , RUSSEL BRAND AND THAT UGLY COOK BACK WITH YOU . FUCK ENGLAND . " CRAP FOOD AND UGLY PUSSY "

  • @JLOZANO2 Aw did little fat boy's Mcdonalds not have Xtra large?

  • @JLOZANO2 Wow food, food and more food.

    Take it you are a stereotypical fat bastard American?

  • @JLOZANO2 Fair comment i don't think anyone can argue with that , however it was a joke and i think you have got the wrong end of the stick mate. 

  • I'm an American, and this is true :D

  • fuck that ugly badbreath motherfucker with and afro ,,, he is always talking about american cause he wants to live here

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  • @ARMONI555 You are quite clearly fat and ugly yourself stupid mother fucking pillock.

  • @iamyourgod1988 lol your stupid i have seen your pic you are fat !!! shut up stupid and im black not polish

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