Fight in Russian Duma (Parliament)

[Lukeclout]

Russian Joke:

Its not that Russia forbids democracy, Its because no one dares to take on Putin in a judo or sambo fight in the Duma

[mrga009]

Hello my friends, its FPS Russia again and today i show you how russians fight in the parlament.

[koziiin]

what are they saying? 

[thebeaterz16]

vodka

[BrianJLeong]

Why can't the American Congress be like this?

[y0urtubes]

Russians solve all problems with fight

[iam1and1isme]

@y0urtubes yea.

[ShamblerDK]

@y0urtubes ... so does Americans. Did you know that if you took 3 days worth of money out of the the American war budget you could pay for water, for everyone on this planet without it, for a full month?

[paginipro]

where is the looove

[paginipro]

they like suckin

[hey3184]

THE DEVIL IS TALKING ON HIS SIDE TO USE LAW

[hey3184]

Individuals can be arguments and shouting to each other.

[chivas3armando]

yall all look likee hitler ugh

[1MagicAndMayhem1]

Watching Politics Like This Is A Joke, It Goes To Show Just How Backward They Still Are

Parading Around Like Civilised Respectable Politicans While Really Showing Themselves Up For The Apes They Are

[cummerval3]

@1MagicAndMayhem1 and waching american with sara paling and god know the nut before her, bush? the canadian asspolic liberal and the fking eruo crysis from a fake goverment, who whole world politic is ape, and if u fail to see that then im ending on my part.

[arminius1453]

I heard something about a prostitute.

[rycal1]

Some said, "Tastes great!" Others said, "Less filling!" Then things got ugly.

[GPerch123]

they are debating whether to support usa in iraq war.

[thedtbmister]

@GPerch123 I can see how that would be a very heavily debated topic

[Daski69]

what were they fighting about? they fight like little kids lol

[scregge]

slushki knob, vasily vaj....what ARE THEY ON ABOUT! passing the law of free slushi knobs for all who want them?

[clarajanny]

I love how whenever there are fights in Russia Duma, Zhirinovski will be there somehow...

[pit70bull]

shame



[pit70bull]

shame

[MrDemanforever]

he is saying we shouldn't attack america they are people to

[PAWASHUPA]

aaaaa bleaddddd..

[UberGenesis]

Russia, our youtube hero's !

[SwingBeatnik]

grow up your politicians

[therealaznmuthafuca]

nothing compares to the parliament fight in taiwan.

[R5H4D0W]

@therealaznmuthafuca Actually, Taiwanese people don't know how to fight and mostly resembles a tangled ball of people holding hands....it is its frequency per annum that attracts and forms the impession that we know today.

[therealaznmuthafuca]

@R5H4D0W lol. the taiwanese parliament fight do looks like a buncha stressed out little kids fighting each others you right about that, but the number of people involved is way surpass russian's.

[Karen41872]

Someone should take a high pressure water hose and let them have it.

[mackieattack]

1:00 This is why you should only wear one of them clip-on ties!! XD

[Chirowezel1]

Luck for them that Fedor ain't a politician!

[OrangeSlice]

I'm about to comment on this, and I look down to see comments about sleeping with Americans and Canadians? 8D;;

Russian sounds pretty, even when the person speaking it is frustrated. These gents certainly are worked up. I hope the issue was sorted out.

[footiecyclo]

in soviet russia, parlement brings down itself

[gotch09]

The reason you don't sleep with Americans is that we don't want pubic lice and other STDs. Besides what would we want with something that if so worn out it feels like a inner tube and smells like one too.

[xxksaoXX]

In Soviet Russia...

[MusicLoverRu]

this is democracy :)

[Nautilus04]

Hahah lool the guy who was over the microphone said, "Vasilijy Ivanovich STOP doing this your going to squash him".

[sniperRobert]

in soviet russia parliaments fights you

[saidox]

I'm russian, I'll translate, first guy yelling: "I swear to God I put the bottle in the top cabinet, I know it was you who took it! You always do this! The other speaker: "I swear I didn't take it, I brought my own Vodka today, here, the bottle is still in the fridge, go and see for yourself", then the other guy "Fuck you Boris, I know it was you, it was you who drank too much and ordered a strike against Georgia in the first place you piece of shit".. and so on

[UnKn0wn86]

@saidox

Not one word was correct, American dumbass.

[rotovia]

@UnKn0wn86 I'm assuming irony doesn't translate

[UnKn0wn86]

@rotovia

That is not irony, it is stupidity.

[rotovia]

@UnKn0wn86 I think you will find re-reading it assuming irony, and not that every person on the internet is intending absolute seriousness will show and somewhat funny parody of a translation and that credulousness may not always be the best default position.

[UnKn0wn86]

@rotovia

"I'm russian, I'll translate"

"ordered a strike against Georgia in the first place you piece of shit"

Excuse of "irony" does not change the fact that a cretin wrote this. I wouldn't be suprised if that comment would be the highest rated and people thanking him for translation.

I think you should use YouTube more.

[rotovia]

@UnKn0wn86 Oh please, you should use YouTube enough to detect irony. The fact is, if you read everything on the Internet as it were gospel, you are going to find yourself needlessly frustrated.

[marcelovesi73]

V KALORASHKE ETO NORMALOE JAVLENIE.

[redarrowhead2]

lol. The chairman/announcer says "don't touch him, you'll squash him. Stop this scuffle."

[MiaAndFredy]

2 much vodka lol

[Delirious1977]

Those Russians need to read Robert's Ruyles of Parliamentary Procedure more closely...a bottle of vodka to the face is only in order if there is a sufficient 2/3 majority vote

[fryersoncaptain]

@Delirious1977 I thought it was the decision of the chair. LOL

[genYprogressive]

Will the gentleman yield?

[Delirious1977]

@genYprogressive HAHAHAHA

[NORTON846]

haha russian stupid nation

[Sk00t1]

russia rules  D

[gealgalo]

mostxvnia mtel rusetis dumas dedis ........................ dauxocavt ertmanti, chventvis uketesia :)

[Bielak999]

Russian nation know how to fight ... But their Politics does not :D

[desalage]

This is just nature. its power struggle to be the dominant male.

[RougaNadare1991]

what a pussy fight lol

[OSTARAEB4]

He's launching into Russian Ultranationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky and calling him a prostitute of Russia,

[Wofka1986]

@OSTARAEB4 Ultrazionist Vladimir Zhirinovsky

[redarrowhead2]

@OSTARAEB4 wtf is an "ultranationalist"

[Becksbierfan]

sub titles would be great

[Letmeregisternow]

Russians should learn how to lower their voice. Small man syndrome

[wellwell395]

@Letmeregisternow yob tvoiu mat' v mogilu

[msbrainz]

when will people unite and fight those bastards-of-politicians?

[nyyankeefan2009]

did i hear him say funny t-shirts?

[shawnguyguy]

@nyyankeefan2009 00:29

[funmmiefly]

correct

[robertjohnson487]

RUSSIANS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN UNCIVILIZED BARBARIANS.

[MrThereper]

aahahah thats what i call real democracy russian way 

[Socialism4everyone]

haha they are fighting like angry bitches

[DsShadowOfdecay]

i want a proffesional boxer to become a politician and get into fights! :)

[icemachine79]

At least they bothered to show up. That doesn't happen too often anymore.

[ImperialGuard9001]

Dont talk in Russia or they send the bodyguards

[anon4234]

That first politician was a pussy.

[OsmanliPower68]

bla bla blied

[zjurcic]

Most Exciting Politics I've Seen In Ages. How it should be

[Arwid89]

That's some real parliamentary democracy in Russian way! :D

[mglchono]

bottles of vodkas would be just right!

[GatermannametaG]

@StupidWhiteHuys

And Russian politicians settle things with both a fight and a bottle of vodka.

Did someone actually vote for these bozos?

[RussianPazanful]

@GatermannametaG

One fool has written and all trust. The usual working day in parliament. In Japan fights occur constantly. There likely much sake drink.

[melis256]

Captations Please....

[YeeMafia]

Just give up country already, the World War 3 already lunch, whatever you touch Iran soil then War is broke out.

[RobZiak]

@YeeMafia WTF? maybe you can try that again in english

[game4ce]

was that a fight? I looked more like a strange Russian dance or something...

[tubenkamart]

@game4ce  To all of you it is equal FUCKIN BITCHES

[val222z4]

Stupid Russians.

[FrostfeverEU]

@val222z4 stupid Americans...

[val222z4]

Russian clowns play in democracy.

[themuse64]

Were they debating healthcare reform?  Naw.. too dignified...

[lordgluzman]

@themuse64

No, the first politician insulted the others and then they got into a fight.

[attackofthebleh]

bahahahaha, so true.

[MsThebest111]

@themuse64 they were discussing Iraq...

[EbClectic]

fights in parliaments are so funny!

[LouisDuSoleil]

Hahaha!

It's is sooo Russian! Now only imagine that the entire country looks and works like this :-).

Love from EU ^^

[JaminHell]

i cant help but laugh..HAHAHA!

[TheWhitehearted]

go and drop yourself from the Eiffel Tower, racist

[verstraetenpieter]

@LouisDuSoleil Just a small part of Russia is situated in Europe. Russia part of the Europian union. I bet you can't even find Russia in a worldmap

[manhunt202]

blya kak na bazere shto za bidlu tam v etoy "dume"

[leongraaf]

he sad : Schuganow (russian famous politican) is the biggest number one prostitute in the whole country .. and schirinowski has no knowage of politic

[VityaHolod]

@leongraaf read "EXECUTION BY HUNGER~THE HIDDEN HOLOCAUST" BY MIRON DOLOT, WRITTEN 25 YEARS AGO, WHERE THESE RUSSIAN COMMUNIST JEWS DELIBERATELY STARVED TO DEATH MILLIONS OF UKRAINIANS LOCATED IN THE BREADBASKET OF EUROPE! THESE PEOPLE EXHIBIT TRIBAL BEHAVIOR, EVEN NOW! THERE ARE PLANTED IN UKRAINE AND POSE AS UKRAINIANS!! THESE ARE VERY BAD, TRIBAL, UNCIVILIZED PEOPLE!! GO BACK TO MOSCOW AND STAY THERE, WITH ALL OF YOUR UNCIVILIZED BEHAVIOR!!!!!!!!!

[leongraaf]

1. im livin in berlin (germany) ..

2. 25 years ago there was no ukrain .. only the sowjets fuckin noob

3. "I DEDICATE THIS BOOK to those Ukrainian farmers who were deliberately starved to death during the Famine of 1932-1933, my only regret being that it is impossible for me to fully describe their sufferings

THIS WAS 1932 waht you fuckin ashole talking about .. youre facts are from google : russian killed ukrains .. no more .. you trust the media of the usa wich make propaganda like geobles !

[JaminHell]

Huh? this comment pass me by like a jet going on Mach-20, confused. Vityaholod what do you mean? what are you saying? what are you talking about?

[sarastar60]

Quote from American author Robert Alexander: "I love Russians for their dramatic, emotional nature. They're not afraid to love, not afraid to get hurt, not afraid to exaggerate or act impulsively.

[macphersonleedsunite]

The problam is that it aint full.

[deep0172]

go and see indian parliment fight... real warriors are there

[lekotar]

Russians have temperament and a vile charachter.

[Rader55]

Tsar Putin is amused.

[TooDarnSoulful]

they stopped their vodka rations

[TheTattikarlo]

what ahppened. whatwas the issue . somebody tellme

[H83tr3d]

Vodka deal went bad ...

[nwpuboshi]

haha

I love these russia

O(∩_∩)O

[StupidWhiteGuys]

we Russians settle things with either a fight or a bottle of vodka

[lordgluzman]

@StupidWhiteGuys

Or both (:

[RussianPazanful]

@StupidWhiteGuys

Do not tell nonsense. What for Russia you dishonour.

[mustange550]

@StupidWhiteGuys ) sounds like how us Italians do things.. With us though we substitute vodka with wine

[StupidWhiteGuys]

@mustange550 Loving Italy :)

[JovanVIA]

@StupidWhiteGuys

Same here! (in Serbia). but we drink RAKIA ;)

[hans1066]

@StupidWhiteGuys

I really think it's the right thing to do... it cleans the air and the hormons ;-). It's healthy from time to time...

Cheers from Denmark

[EasyPeasy21]

The lack of democracy in a country is directly proportional to the number of legislators with black eyes.

[molonlave123]

you must be an idiot to say that you know nothing

[errsira]

ahhahahahaha hahahahah hahahah ahahah

hahahhahahahahaha

[McComment]

i'm suprised stuff like this doesn't happen in the us congress

[TCM313]

there should be stuff like this

[reeblite]

are you kidding? watch joe wilson's next time obama has a speech. this is all next!

[nickd4818]

give it about a year or two

[Pavel1986able]

It's 2003 if to be more exact.

They were discussing Iraq. The war was approaching and began one month later.

[gloomyoutlook]

with guns

[tainoarawak]

Why should it? US gov has us wrapped around their little finger: Farce of a 2 party system w/ cons robbing the bank and dems driving the getaway car, got ppl fighting about righty/lefty BS (divide & conquer) Meanwhile we die under our healthcare, get our homes swindled away from us, our retirement money gone (was it ever really ours?), & the rich still get richer! & we eat it up like McDonalds! FAT MORONS who deserve what we get! WTF do our politicians have to fight about? What's for lunch?

[4eightyvolt]

@ tainoarawak

I agree with your assessment. Its reassuring to find a comment like yours. I feel the same way. cheers.

[drjekyllandmrjackass]

Translation of tainoarawak's last comment: Yes, yes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah I'm so fucking awesome. Come on you filthy bitch. Yeah that's right you like that. Ow, Ow, AHHHHHHHHHH!..................­.Uh, mom can you come up here and clean up my computer screen for me, I've made what you call "the mess of satan" again. Err gross mom you were watching. Well yeah I guess I do find that kind of hot. What do you mean Steve's not just my father he's also my brother.

[ocean3da]

Things are different there, the mentality.

[Indica1987]

@McComment they leave that kind of thing for the carpark...

[bennyronny]

@McComment If you start a fight in a US parlement than you will spent the rest of youre life in prison! lol

[utdfordouble]

@McComment coz the conservatives know they'd get their ass kicked and the democrats are in government so they have no reason to get angry.

[clustro]

@McComment if it did I would vote for chuck norris.

[MagikalKraker]

@McComment I wish it would, put that shit on pay per view too

[sleepeeg3]

@McComment Nancy Pelosi would shatter.

[robertjohnson487]

@McComment The Russians have a very different psyche than Americans. Russians are not as fully evolved. In their hearts Russians are basically evil and uncivilized.

[rionrace]

@robertjohnson487 Asshole

[StupidWhiteGuys]

@robertjohnson487 at least they dont lynch or enslave

[CubsFanJohn]

@McComment,

I wish it did though.

[ThreeCharlieKilo]

@McComment It should

[maxtherussian]

@McComment im not surprised stuff like this dont happen in the us. cuz americans are bitches.

[The420shredhead]

@maxtherussian Canadians beats the snot out of Russia at hockey CONSTANTLY! We don't call anybody bitches, because only bitches talk shit.

Everybody all around the world knows that.

[The420shredhead]

@maxtherussian LEARN TO READ MORON.

I said "only bitches talk shit". Only morons cant read.

BTW your american - you live there, your technically a bitch by what you just said?

Like im gonna pay to come to the US to fight some loser like you.

Pay for my flight, ill go to disney world after punk.

[gotch09]

@The420shredhead Oooooooooooh, I'm impressed. You're from the land of no where, Canada. Now just what has Canada ever given the world-ice???????????

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 canadians invented your zipper, hope your dick get caught in it. lol~ :D

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow Gee, you're so brilliant, I'm blinded by the light. Canadians were invented for their stupidity. And as far as the zipper, how can I do that,exactly, when you've got your nose so far up my ass it's hang out my mouth. You're Canadian, you're too stupid to live.

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow Canadians-The U.S.'s ugly red headed step child. Always sloppy last behind her much superior brother.Your country is second rate at best and you know it. You're a butt licking Canadian, for Christ sake.

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 wow, before i thought you are a redneck....now i know you are a redneck. =]

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow And you know I'm a "red neck" just how? Canadian bacon crap doesn't know what Red Neck is.I can't be a red-neck because I got past the 2nd grade, you Canadian slave to the American power.

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow Canada- - American's used toilet paper.

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 keep telling yourself that. ^-^

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow Yeah I think of Canadians every time I have the trots.

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 well it's not our problem that american red necks like you shallow shit down your throat now is it?

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow But it is YOUR problem when you can't produce enough Canadians to lick the crap off isn't it. Canada is the sewer of North America. The sooner you accept and acknowledge that the quicker we REAL Americans can get on with our lives.

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 no.....it really isn't canada's problem that you americans can't find enough canadians to give blowjobs and rimjobs to. ^-^

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 we are afraid of getting unpleasant rashes you see. =]

[gotch09]

@LidiyaShadow Canadians ARE a rash as in herpes, so how can a herpes rash HAVE a rash. Only a Canadian (aka:rash) would know the answer.

[LidiyaShadow]

@gotch09 oh i'm sorry, i did not get that insult. can you please explain to me what herpes are? you see, as canadians are not familiar with american diseases.