Dorkly Bits: Awkward Double Dragon

[sonic2665]

0:45 double dragon guy:dude, what do you do?!

anybody watched the irate gamer goonies 2 episode? THIS PROVES (sort of) THAT PEAPLE USE THIS PHRASE FOR SOME REASON!!

[TheICborg]

What's the name of the real game?

[sonic2665]

@TheICborg double dragon,obviusly

[TheICborg]

@sonic2665 thx

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

Is that Michael from Rooster Teeth voicing the wheelchair guy?

[JallerD]

@dekuscrubbyfan888 Sounds nothing like Michael.

[epicprogrammer]

I love how all the characters are pixellated, but they can rotate the pixels...

[mattkd100]

You are the new "Newgrounds com"

[RasmaAmaedus]

Baby: come at me bros!

*gets shaken by one of them*

[supergamer1221]

Come and get me mothafuckas...

[tjjavier]

HAHAHA!!! This was hilarious!!

[obiwanfisher537]

Hmm...I would hit that Wheelie ... I mean: He wants to hurt me, too...

[madvonvanity69]

the grammas voice lmfao

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

@101benboy The next enemy is a 7-year-old fat boy with Hemophilia.

[starkiller1289]

@Fr3akGamerFlipnote The enemy after that a infant.

[ranchdressing]

@starkiller1289 And after that, a bald cancer patient!

[huhabah]

@ranchdressing And proceeding, A blind-deaf retarded kid taking a shit!

[supergamer1221]

@Fr3akGamerFlipnote What is hemophilia?

[JDaMac815]

:troll:

[MrXxHOTxX]

:megusta:

[marioandsonic3339]

woah the respect the disabled by the hit a Girl like it's nothing?

[MrLarryorr]

come and get me motherfuckker

[HorusLuprecal1987]

24 cribs want equal treating

[Vadim86738]

boss battle

blind 3 yr old quadriplegic with severe asthma and loose bone joints

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@txxmegatxx NOW IT'S 668, NO WAIT! 669! WHAT'S THE POINT OF THESE COMMENTS AGAIN? (I know 666, number of the beast, so what)

[tennis1219]

final boss

a blind, deaf quadriplegic holding a baby

[AkbaradalahNamaku]

motherf***ers

[luckyman64]

I have a feeling the old lady is an awesome fighter

[binkz2]

0:51

Tyler Perry's

Madea Goes Downtown

[Perceptiveion]

Anyone notice the first enemy was a woman with an eggbeater?

[G33k4Lyfe]

Next up, an army of babies

[blast794]

ultimate boss10 yr old with aids and the cholestol of a 80yr old man

[killercloud345]

Come aad get me motherf***ers, Grandmas packing her tuesday surprise

[arandomword1]

0:08 Poker face

[spellgalen808]

ok so you guys are going on about "hiting a woman is ot bad but hitting a weelchaird guy is ok" first of all it,s a joke. this video is a joke and onely ment to be funny. secondly, hitting enyone in general is bad, but hitting someone that is crippeld and cant move is evan worse imo.

[MaTrIxMaNwow]

come and get me mother *bleep*ers

[Pegasus09871]

*scroll screen* came and get me mother fuckers lol

[LABADYJEAN]

Ok really cant punch a handicap? i know u hit a girl with a whip alot but a handi cap? seriously i know th woman in the game is evil kinda but at least shes hot and if u ever seen S&M girls? cause punching a handicap shouldn't be that hard D:<

[eexot]

Hahaha that was awesome!

[fighter213]

oh punching a girl is ok but hitting a handicap person is bad?

[killbielski]

xD fucking awesome :D!!!

[oklahomakidz]

I'll just...try ta...do it as lightly as possible.... LMFAO

[CinemaMinecraft500]

c'mon i'm gonna stab you

[garenti1]

So that where my grandmother went

[threeguysinasandbox]

Press 9 for a surprize XD

[mrdeansden]

That is fantastic.

[CrescentGames]

This would be the ultimate defensive tactic. Create an army of nothing but old ladies with canes and have them invade an area, nobody will shoot out of guilt!

[chainofthunder]

....................PUNCH!

[DanielSmith604]

Well, time to watch every one of your videos for the next few hours. Not like I needed sleep or nothing :P

[badbatch78]

I haven't laughed so hard at something so relevant to my years growing up as I have at the Dorkly clips.

Dorkly, sir, you have the Midas touch.

[truesonicfreak]

oh so wheel chair guys are ok to kill but if it's a black guy no murder away XD wtf is wrong with that oh nothing

[reatreify]

0:55 i hav asthma and i almost died from that -.- i assume you'll pay for my medical bills?

[slash67567]

0:53 troll lol lol

[bwerx]

"c'mere I'm gonna stab you" LOL!

[ThePaulnessable]

I would actually welcome enemies like this; do any of you even know how hard this game is? And I'm talking about the OG vr., not the pussified XBLA/PSN vr.

[awesometjdude]

i will fight him if he was heading to me

[101Benboy]

the next enemy is a 5 year old girl with lukemia

[ringo4eva1]

I'm gonna stab you.

[AceySucks6606]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Stellerman7]

This is what started the "moral choices" mechanic you see in some games today.

[pyrosri]

consider the like button raped

[mramerecka]

Haha you have to wreck a guy in a wheelchair in The Warriors.

[failOtavio]

laughing my ass off.

[funnguns]

R.I.P. badass grandma

[WWIIAMAN]

press 9 for best part

[elfofcourage]

Double Dragon in Handicap mode. XD

[tintor2]

in Final Fight, the boss' death is crazier

[ShadowNick5]

PUSH THE WHEELCHAIR OFF THE SCREEN :D

[24videowatcher]

boss a pariliezed kid with a bone desease in a wheel chair

[xmenfan07]

HAHAHAHA!!!!

btw... what game is this from???

[versatilias]

@xmenfan07 double dragon for the original nintendo... but it was supposed to be 1 player at a time...

[trippyay]

@versatilias

this isn't the NES version, it's the original arcade one.

[jellyboy123]

@xmenfan07

you don't you double dragon have you been living under a rock.

[BakerBoys95]

I love how dorkly always ends it with an awesome cliffhanger! xD

[benji0214]

lol who would punch a fucking old lady and a handy cap guy

[doom1killer123]

I'M A STEREOTYPICAL YOUTUBER I'M GOING TO QUOTE SOMETHING WE ALL JUST WATCHED AND GET THE TOP COMMENT!

[deoxyribose]

LMAO this is by far your best one yet. I wish you had 300 of these made. Great work mate keep it up.

[mat4life2]

grandma?

[CurtisnQutip]

if you press 5 and ait till the guys are at the other side of the screen then press 9, the guys DO continue without brutally beating the wheelchair guy XD

[TheUreadin]

press 9 for epic

[supermanguyis]

lmao press 7

[Shadowking640]

The old lady is a boss.

[Draque002]

whats next a midget who's in traction?

[leahcim998]

This is easy mode.

[ajrtuber]

next up, cancer boy whos blind

[VenomLeon]

LMAO xD

[Wahsayah]

Double Dragon: Trouble in San Andreas

[Draque002]

first a handicap guy and now an old woman really?

[09mazuri]

next is a terminally ill child

[salum75]

EPIC!!!!

[mickyd110011]

i wanna know this, who in the hell hires a baby to be a bad guy?

[UberNiftyMan]

@mickyd110011 The same sick man who sends babies to fight

[AnonimusGam3r]

Who's the final boss of the game? Helen Keller?

[Bei1052]

I love how they'll beat up a woman, but then complain about a guy in a wheelchair xD

[Jaquan1254]

@Bei1052 She wasn't in the kitchen.

[mariobrosfan1995]

Hey it's the guy from River City Rampage on the billboard.

[mariobrosfan1995]

@mariobrosfan1995 not rampage ransom sorry

[nevermoretree]

"common im gonna stab you" is so funneh xD

[littlebigplanet456]

Think of it like this "Hes not handicapped he handy-capable

[cristianalardin]

@littlebigplanet456 of getting face punched

[stigmabuster22]

@littlebigplanet456 yeah his wheelchair might be one micheal bays transformers. His moving from making fun of black people to making fun of handicap people. Can you tell im still bitter over dark of the moon?

[iLiKeCeRe]

@littlebigplanet456 you got that from Prison Break didn't you? :D awesome show

[EmmaSenshi]

18 people had to face off against a grandma

[MrAnimeking18]

hahahaha XD

[Garrotedsam]

"Come and get me motherfuckers" XD

[jkaplonek]

@Garrotedsam dude you just spoiled the ending! laaame

[twinblademasta]

@Garrotedsam 5 seconds later she kicks there ass

[6425gorda]

@Garrotedsam wow,spoiler for everyone.

[Zerominderz]

Press 9 for the grandma quote.

[PyroSirBrad]

THIS IS FOR THE SWEATER YOU GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS

[Toadfanatic]

I bet that guy can't stand being in a wheelchair, yeah?

[funnguns]

"cum and get me motherf*****s <3" I don't wanna know what she's suggesting...

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheReelHacker And then a 4-year-old in a wheel chair on life support.

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheReelHacker If he's blind and deaf, how'd he join the bad guys?

[SAGE4DAWISE]

@robertsfunny1995 hellen keller style? maybe?

[robertsfunny1995]

Huh. Usually old people are more sensitive to swearing.

[LehmannLea]

press 9

[Immaburter]

send in scorpion, he won't have a problem.

[Gorshum]

"Come and get the mother part" - Transcribe audio gives me nightmares ._.

[Desh681]

@TheReelHacker And then a 30 year old guy getting it on with a 8 year old girl, but the guy has one leg, one eye, and AIDs!! Exactly how would anyone react to THAT?

[xAFxSaikox]

"Come and get me motherf**kers." I wish I could have a Grandma as kickass as that. ;D

[ZonicX2]

Next enemy is a three legged dog that has been nutered

[ItsACaptainDan]

And they have no qualms with beating a woman to death?

[SoldierShak]

@ItsACaptainDan self defense she didnt have to be there she choose to get her ass beat

[facebuster101]

For the final boss you have to step on 100 babys

[ShadowsniperX666]

"come and get me motha fuckas" best quote from a grandma EVER!!

[mickyd110011]

i played this game so many times, and i must tell you the final boss is a baby.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

betcha they'd kick his ass if that cripple was joe swanson

[mickyd110011]

@TheSuperGamefreak nah, joe swanson would beat their ass, cause he's a cop.

[OhManNoSpaces]

lolol

[Matoxhz]

What next? A baby?

[DRAGONSLYDE]

what game is this again??? the old Street Fighter right?

[qan2211]

@DRAGONSLYDE Double dragon.

[deadfrontier13]

HAHAHAH I ROFL'D SO HARD!!!!!!!1

[dorourke105]

Oh that was so not fair

[marklethanarkle]

wow... that old lady....

[ASSAIKINGgaming1025]

come and get motherf@$#%

[ajrtuber]

next thing you know they are fightin a fetus

[CriticFan]

come and get me mother f***ers !

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[titobro14]

lol the grandma ''come and get me motherf*ckers'' funny

[autolooter]

Best.

Grandma.

Ever.

[shiloweston]

they can't fight all them!D=

[jonamaru]

Grandma: COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKERS

[CouchPotatato]

Hahaha!! LOL'd so hard at "Come and get me motherfuckers" XD

[Posiden468]

come and get me motherfucker

[Xervania]

Helen Keller LOL

[iamdonny314]

hardcore granna

[doom1killer123]

looks like the handicap guy

... oh wait i left my sunglasses on another computer

[thestorniolo]

the grandma sure gonna kick all the asses!

[PsionicGamer]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOW... ROFL

[luckycandy101]

ending line made me LOL

[iBaudelaire]

Come and get me motherfuckers.

[Shmust]

I LIKE PIE... IF U LIKE PIE PLEASE LIKE MY POST!

[sonicfan19941]

@Shmust everybody likes pie but nobody like random comment that has nothing to do with the video.

[DanJoeProductions97]

@Shmust Thumb whore.

[ROCMARIO1]

@DanJoeProductions97 I completely agree

[Sirblahblah24]

so they dont punching that girl at the beginning but they do with paraplegics? lol

[NateDin]

Do transcribe audio.

[Thegearsdude1235]

Read transcribe lol

[kuugarx100]

poor jeff

[DonkeySyrup]

so that's what happened to uncle frank...

[joseph1993100]

y does this tell me 2 beat up an old lady o.O

[AbbeyRoadFortyLicks]

How do these guys do it? after effects? HELP!!!

[SSJSonicguy]

This is way better than family guy

[rhensley35]

Grandma?