Zipline Badass (Proof I Can Never Be Cool)

[jonanak]

Aww, I've met you once ever, which probably means I shouldn't use your raucous giggling as a ringtone. But it's so infectious! If being cool means not losing your shit, then geek out, geek on, geek up. (I can't be the only one who had Bridget Jones flashbacks from the soundtrack on this clip...)

[Adams01100]

uh yeah if you use would use a pully instead of a clip you would go about 60 mph. we just built a 650 footer and we can go bout 75. through our woods.

[Quiddler]

OMG that was so fucking hilarious. Equal parts hysteria and laughter and abject fear. I have tears running down my face. It's even funnier than drunken Glark.

[ectohitch]

My favorite part is that you're like, "OK, bye," as you start to zip away, like that's a thing:

"Can you believe her? That.... Person didn't say goodbye before zipping like 25 feet away!"

[bodhi4444]

You always make me smile and often laugh until I pee (just a little)!

[grayC2]

I love that you're almost totally incoherent at the end.

[notsodear]

I LOVE that you said "yikes."

[blue5522]

so funny, your laugh is contagious....thank you for that

[sarathine]

Oh yikes, people. What the...! Haw.

[sarathine]

I love how he loses it at the end. Hee.

[lestyoubejudged]

You may never be cool but that was funny.

[falsealarm715]

Pamie I could not stop laughing, you're amazing.