Two Ronnies - Crossed Lines

[CaptainCanary]

Just simply brilliant.

[meadowlane37]

very funny sketch.

[Marksey33]

This sketch, along with the famous Mastermind sketch, were written for The Two Ronnies by David Renwick, who's probably more famous for his sitcom One Foot In The Grave. Two of the funniest sketches ever written!

[DazVoz]

"I thought that said OXO"

[123ikickyourass]

"I don't know how she had the energy "

"She said the milkman hadn't been round yet "

Hahaha excellent xD

[Spartan0057]

I always lol at " three tins of curry powder"

[TomBrandon121]

"I thought it said Oxo " Omg, actually in tears!  :')

[stoikes]

It's hard to comprehend the genius of Ronnie Barker's writing. It's just phenomenal.

[matthewakian2]

Hilarious!

[castlebar67]

this might be a text message to day great stuff rip ronnie barker THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS an irish man pb manchester.

[Dorothy737]

Ronnie Barker was an absolute genius. Sadly missed

[TheSplatt09]

who doesn't lke this?!?!?!?

[MrTimmyjones]

i think they could of improved that sketch by having them finish the conversation and we find out they were actually talking to each other all along :L but it might have not been the best, only my idea

[OlderWaiter]

this is brilliant.

[CalumnMcAulay]

remarkable comedy writing

[steadyhandsunny]

This is GENIUS!

[portmeiriontours]

VERY CLEVER!

[MrsLMorgan]

No matter how many times I've seen this I can't stop laughing at it!! The Two Ronnies (and Morcambe and Wise) will alway be comedy geniuses in my opinion

[josparkes1]

Simply brilliant, love it !

[Nick7Antony]

4 people dont get it.

[TreborRebore]

@Nick7Antony oh dear how sad

[Baden98]

At 2:20 you can see Barker is trying not to laugh XD

[jhibbitt1]

this must have taken so long to write, very clever stuff

[jackhorton1000]

i had the bitter lemon, you had something stronger? yes the tin of curry powder, ha funny buggers

[goonerdotcom]

I would have paid good money to see these guys visit "Faulty Towers".

[Mortthemoose]

ha ha....Brilliant!!

Watch these guys every Christmas when they put the re-runs on, and they are always hilarious!

[soldierside365]

@Mortthemoose

in that case, did you watch the one ronnie this year? and what did you think of it?

[Vortez137]

"What did you do?"

"I had to get sterilized".

LMAO

[easyrider725]

Cox's pippins! .... shear class !! LMFOA

[vijigan75]

you've been short changed old chap

[PeteAmachree]

superb!

[rjinblack1970]

OXO! xD

[mintysilver]

Coxes Pippin!!!

[concordecal1995]

lol!!

[foleystephen]

The word Classic does not do this justice

[love4knowledge]

"I dont know how she had the energy", "she said that the milkman hadnt been round yet" !!

Classic

[langdonboy08]

where u take her anywhere nice? sainsburys!!:0)hovis!

[muzic72]

Incredible, absolute classic....You saw her do what to the bra..?.....Fillet LOL!!

[midierror]

one of my all time favourite comedy sketches :D 

[oldskoolscotland]

How can people write such genius stuff. I don't get it lol

[250Trojan]

So clever and funny.

R.I.P. Ronnie Barker

[zatoichi12345]

ronnie barker used to live in my town,rest in peace,a true legend of british comedy.

[quirpco]

@zatoichi12345 He lived in your town? Imagine what a great next-door neighbour he would've been!

[davidsan01]

so simple, yet so funny!

[astroboirap]

way ahead of thier time, tooooo clever. TOOO clever

[crazypianolady]

GENIUS!

[BigRedMint]

how did they keep straight faces? i laughed after the first line and went into a full-on giggle fit after "HO-VIS!"

[RichardBlaikie]

ROFLOCOPTER this is going on my blogger!

[greenisland75]

One of favourite Two Ronnies sketches. A classic.

[slytherinsheirx]

Hehehe oxo! Brilliant!

[fattoler]

I don't get the OxO line.

[martynleon]

@fattoler I hope that wasn't sarcasm, or I'll look dumb for answering, but just in case: a cross-your-heart bra would create the image of the beasts separated by a cross, hence "OXO".

[fattoler]

@martynleon Well I got the joke a few minutes after I watched the video but I forgot to delete it. But thanks anyway

[JackRabbitSlim]

The Oxo line is just so clever, takes a moment to grasp what he means but then you picture it xD

[JMUDoc]

Ronnie Barker broke after "I thought it said Oxo" :). Probably the two funniest men ever seen on TV.

[drmoonrat]

I thought it said Oxo. these guys are so quick. They're brilliant. Wonderful writing.

[CumSlug]

"I've got to go dear, my 3 minutes are up."

[usernameemanresu]

This was written by David Renwick,who also wrote the Mastermind sketch and of course wrote the brilliant One Foot in the Grave,which was one of my all-time favourite sit-coms.

What a talent!

[MyMerlin1]

Hovis ha ha ha

[ratoc1984]

pure genius xD

[friendofsgran]

Such a funny sketch!

[yukyuk21]

i love,love,love,love this sketch.

[topbon2ndvalve]

Comic genius!

[topbon2ndvalve]

@topbon2ndvalve

[selurnewo]

This is just EPIC!!

[bindiyay]

"I thought it said OXO " ROFL having watched this since I was 15, I have only *just* got this line!!

[laddiebuck12]

"I've got a a fair bit to attend to" -- priceless.

[blackricky]

'What did you do?'

'I had to get sterilised'

Lol...ahhh, u gotta love it

[r3tr0gam3r]

These guys were genius's! Shame they don't make stuff like this anymore :(

[samjacksonswig]

Absolutely FUCKING genius!!!!!

[suttonguy]

these sketches are so clever ,how did they ever think them up?? classic stuff.

[samswhore]

"rolls for 20p"

"She doesn't!!"

LMFAO

[dvdsmlprstylr]

cox's pippins = cocks his pippins

[25sloan25]

hi i like this i think its funny as cos i work at Sainsbury's in haverhill suffolk uk

[GoldenEye333]

"and cocks his pippins"

LOL! my fave two ronnies sketch!

[Baralaifan4eva1]

Rolls for 20p.

'She doesn't!' never fails to make me chuckle

[BADALASS]

RB; That sounds a bit of a poofy drink, old chap

RC; Well, it's all she had - Fairy liquid!

Plus a Classic ending!

[Haroldthe16]

'Roll For 20p'

'she dose'nt

[CCage325]

"She was wearing a cross-your-heart bra"

"I thought it said Oxo"

They don't make them like this anymore, more's the pity.

[davpo333]

absoulutly hallarious crazy amazing clever funny two classic comedy characters who can do the most amzing comedy without laughing how on earth did they do it hats off to them.

[blackricky]

The great writers are the writers of Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, The Two Ronnies, Blackadder,Father Ted, Not Going Out, Morcambe and Wise, Black Books and A Bit Of Fry and Laurie

[gzggzg]

How can you compare black books, Not going out to the legendery two Ronnies and Monty Python? Complete Idiot. Watch two Ronnies mastermind.

[blackricky]

I didn't 'compare' them to eachother, i jsut said they're all great, of course i don't think Black Books and Not Going Out are as good as MP or Ronnies lol, no1 is as good as them except maybe Morcambe and Wise and Blackadder Goes Forth....and actually Fawlty Towers lol......they come close. And i have seen Mastermind, i've seen them all :) repeatedly lol

[gzggzg]

Soz a thought u were comparing them lol. That would be fuked up!

[blackricky]

Lol no problem, indeed it would lol, my mate and i did our own version of this sketch, obviously it can't be as good as the original but people seem to like it.....not bad for amateurs =)

[12345random67890]

I swear everything these guys did was so clever! It's not just funny, it's so cleverly written!

Fantastic. Everyone should watch these :D

[blackricky]

Fan-freakin' tastic, one of the best sketches ever written :)...tried my own version

[CallanBkk]

Amazing! Very clever guys! I wonder if we will ever see anything like it again? hmmmmmmm

[capetown99]

Its sad Ronnie Barkers not here anymore.

We sure could do with a chuckly the state things are in now.

RIP Ronnie.

[JackDaniel1866]

Agreed

[nancybreed]

funniest double act ever.. end of chat

[inawhirl15]

i absolutely love this sketch... possibly my favourite one out of all of them :D

[mstrmurder]

best ronnies sketch

[spelqueka]

Wearing a cross your heart bra?

I thought it said OXO

Lmao

[lucyparry1]

no,no, no current buns!

[bobchoppedhisheadoff]

she said the milkman hadn't been round!!!!

SOOO FUNNY!

[MerseysideAlice]

Oh I`ve had some laughs with this sketch. Absolutely superb. One of those you definitely have to watch several times. Treasured comedy.

[jakamneziak]

comedy is great here, nowadays has absolutely nothing on this pair of dynamos!

[TRUTREBLEWINNERS]

agreed theodore, modern comedy has nothing on these two.

[loveyoutodeathbut]

Love that milkman!

[prioryc]

classic sketch...comedy at its best!!

[TheodoreDaSilva]

amazing comedy writing. Ricky Gervais is good but this is in a class of its own

[thehumanbeast777]

Ricky is a good comedian, but "edgy", if you know what I mean.

The 2 Ronnies are very friendly buffons, if u know what I mean.

Times change.

[gavbr210]

french bread, bloomers, two large and rolls for 20p!!! lol.... i thought it said oxo!!... excellent!!

[wenglishsal]

soppins the cox's bit is this' cox'x pippins' they are native apples to Great Britiain. got to love the 2 Ron's tho'..Brilliant

[Timsalt3100]

What did you say her name was - Hovis , I think I know her !. I think I know her and the cross your heart bra line was really funny. Shame we wont have any of this sort of comedy anymore.

[Halifaxtownfan]

hahah so funny

[mathewskarl]

"butchers? yes dear..."

LOL

[soppins]

what are coxies biffins can sum 1 tell me please?

[mathewskarl]

a type of apple, i think

[therockingmelon]

how on earth did these guys think up so many sketches and gags? I can't even make 1

[mathewskarl]

that's what you call "genuine" talent.

not like a lot of today's 'artists' which is basically recycled stuff from their forefathers.

[therockingmelon]

yes genuine geniuses. totally original

[Anonym19]

One word for it - Genius

[soppins]

hahahahaha soooooooooooooooooooooo funnnyyyyyyyyy

[tonkip]

lol..this two ronnies clip is there best ever..lol.what a classic...

[topgearrules123]

ROFLMAO

these guys r comedy legends. much better than mitchell nd webb and mighty boosh (boo!!)

[kevpunk]

these 2 are so clever when it comes to word associations. absolutely classic sketch

[theN17yidarmy]

rofl this is quality

[raze5667]

rofl sooo funneh

[Asjid]

lol