the mental health hotline

[DarkAngelbaby1985]

Ok 696969696969696969696969696969­69558565785786585823852 I got ADHD AND DISLEXIC

[3cheers4Ger]

What do you do for ADD/ADHD?

[VenothayaWolfMaster]

Hello, this is the Mental Health Hotline. We know you need help, so go screw someone else besides usand be done with it.

[GOODBYEMILEYWORLD]

Any body need 2 pressed?

Well down ask me ask somebody that's not me : )

[tanya9nithreus]

AHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THISS!!! XD

"if you're dislexic press 696969" xP "if you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key until the beep and after the beep wait for the beep" XD

i love how this also explains what they are incase you don't know lmao x)

[123animefreakify]

Ed has a problem.

[InuyashaSilverSun]

Anyone need me to press 2 for them? xD

[tanya9nithreus]

@InuyashaSilverSun hahaha! XD

[father042]

fullmental hotline?

[JayCosmos]

@father042 lmao!

[WackedOutAnimeLuva]

hahahahahahahaha that was epic!

[Artist4Fate]

If you are bipolar try dialing numbers and then stop

[SpinShockAzzy]

can I seriously call this? :O SOMEONE GIVE ME THE NUMBER!!!! xD

[PrincessMononokee]

@SpinShockAzzy it's not real.

[junior17111rswoot]

*presses every button repeatedly*

[lackluster6]

heh theyre trying to drive buisness

[VampireCrazyness]

I have to call again D': *Calls* Okay, try again.. *Calls* WT.F

[pinkkunoichimayu]

I pressed 1 repeatedly... IT. DID. NOTHING!

But, but! I DID press it 10 times! And even number!

[Llover145]

that was funny,

BUT ED DOES NOT HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM!!!!

[sovereignphil0013]

I guess ed has a nervous disorder

[TsunadeFTisland11]

Im giving this a 5/5 for posting a still of Ed's hawt face~ lol

[TheNewt44]

If you have ADHD then press numbers randomly. If you have ADD then you're probably not listening to me anyway.

[vvfangirl]

*humming while looking around* hm? what? what about AD- OO! shiny! *runs off after someone with a shiny knife*

[3cheers4Ger]

@TheNewt44 I'm the ADD one. I was H as a kid but I outgrew it. I really am attention deficit on the phone! (Unless it's something really important).

[ultimentman2]

....*pressed all of them, then called back and pressed them all again* :3??

[kittyrose25]

*tries to press the numbers she was told to* 6969696969669696966969 I CANT DO IT!! XD

[Alterna123]

If your bipolar break the phone and we'll send you a new one to break

[windninjaofwind]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­1111

this is fun!

[behindXblueXeyez]

what if the small voice told me that the mothership was after me? O_O

[ljoufhk]

then you are both delusional and skitzafrenic

[InuyashaCutey]

I pressed all of them O__O is that..a bad thing?

[Alterna123]

If you are A.D.H.D then press all of them.

[arh13hi]

im A.D.H.D. YaY

[tanya9nithreus]

@InuyashaCutey lmfao! XD haha!! poor youuu! =P

[Irishsoldier1916]

Lol. thats father jack from the show father ted. i still cant believe thats what he sounds like

[kakashisakura69]

LOL thats so mean it would be funny to mess with insane people they would totally believe it

[FirewindShadowClan]

*starts pressing random buttons* god damn it SOMEONE ANSWER!

[Kelarre653]

96969696? Umm... Help?

[AshuraTH]

it's because of the dislexia which is a disorder in reading...so the person won't know the difference between six and nine

[Mydarisis]

Lol I still love that joke xP I heard it a long time ago xD and it still makes me laugh

[AMIandSAKIchan]

lol. my friend has that as her ringtone

[Allizare]

Oh my god Iam so putting this as my awnsering machine.

[FirewindShadowClan]

ME too

[JimmyTheObscure]

I don't hear a small voice that tells me what to press -.-

XD

[skittysango]

T_T why wont the voice tell me the button

[skittysango]

the small voice hasent told me anything yet

[suchiajd]

er um i dunno wat to do T-T *starts mashing buttons* answer mee!!!!!!!!!! T-T

[alliecatgal]

*Presses 7* WOOOOO MOTHERSHIP!!

[Solarstein]

My voice will tell me what to press. :3 LOL.

[LillyTeamRocket4evr]

*pant pant* W-what if your all of them?!! *clings tightly to the phone and panicks, pushing all the numbers* ANSWER MEEEEE!!

[khfanforever69]

umm... um... I"m not sure which one I have to press. What little voice? All of them? Are you sure? Ok *presses all of them* OH SHIT IT GOT ON FIRE!!!! WHAT THE F*CK VOICE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME!!

STOP YELLING AT THE LITTLE VOICE!!

STOP YELLING YOU GUYS!!!

WAIT... Wha? I forgot what happened..

Oh look a burning phone

[blu3ninjaros3]

6969696969696969

oh god no im jus confused

[LayLay32]

....3456

[iluvpickles]

hung up nobody cared enough to take my call lol. But what about add people?

[bluestarfan4ever]

*presses 7* ....Wait what were the first two????

[uchihasarine11096]

lol, * presses one repeatedly*

[10lexi100]

*stays online*

...i'm scared...

[evilspirits3]

*listens for voice*... 3456

[venomdeath131313]

*stays on the line* lol

[supersonicracer40]

*stays on the line..* hmmm now what? OMG IM CO DEPENDANT!! press 2 for me buddy

[venomdeath131313]

alright fine *almost presses 2 for you* AHHH they're here! *runs off*

[supersonicracer40]

xDDDD RUN!

!!!!!

[usedtobangel]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­11111111111111111111111ect. ect...

[HanakoFujita]

*Presses number 7* XD

[VampiressSilecene]

Lmao at the dislexic one. "Press 696969" XD

[Technodrawn]

3456^^

[misaluvskira]

111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111111111111111111111111111111­111 lol so me

[Khirri21045]

the small voice tells me to press #8

[crazieness3392]

the small voice won't lead me to the mothershipp!!

[Khirri21045]

wanna borrow my small voice

[SilverWolfWarrior]

3456 is so me! ^_^

[Nativegirl19995]

11111 3456 7 8 10 ####### (hush key?) (i forgot wich numbers for low self esteam and short memory)

[YugiohMax5]

111111111111111111111111111111­1...

[BlitzXChizabelle]

someone push 2 for me ^^*

[reidskittenforever]

UGH fine....*presses two for you*

[BlitzXChizabelle]

*jumps up and down* thank you ^^

[reidskittenforever]

no problem! XD im 3456 :D

[Zutara4everandever]

3456

:3

[hahahagirlha]

*pushes # 7*

[whoadee27]

da fuck 1 keep pressing 1 but nothing happens..... wait did i press it 1000 times or 1001 times..... o well *starts over*

[Centuria13]

after the beep, please wait for the beep.

[Diana8453]

I thought of one. :3

If you are an insane murderer, call 9-1-1 and talk to them about your problem.

[JayCosmos]

XD haha

[pancakecutie15]

@Diana8453 XDDDDDD

[tanya9nithreus]

@Diana8453 hahaha!! XD or "if you're a serial killer call 911, they'll help you with your problem" XP LOL good one!! =DDD

[KitsuneRiver]

34567...*stays on the line* *no one answers* *fidgets with the hash key* *hangs up*

-four ours later-

*tries call again* *all operators are too busy to talk*

AWW COME ON!

[Ticimama]

...*Stays on line*

[Itachiisgood]

The small voice told me to press 0, trace the call, track them down and procede to unleash all pent up insantiy upon there unlucky souls

[crazychilidog]

Oh yeah! I was suppose to call them!...What was I suppose to do?

[sasukeissupersexy]

can somone press 2 for me? -presses 3,4,5,6,and 7- .... WHAT?! All the opporaters are too busy to talk?

\/(v . v)\/ i give up...

I picked everything I am and on top of that all the opporaters are busy !!

[emmacw22]

will some one press 2 for me!?

[KIWIMAN47]

*presses 2 for you* There you go...the voice told me to press 2 anyways ^_^

[Deathknight35]

the voices say press 8

[MatsudaPantsDance]

123456789?

[gaarasadmirer]

3 hello? 6 Hello? 4? 5? 8? WHY WONT ANYONE ANSWER ME!?!?

[rockerchick1378]

........

*presses 0*

[ShurTugal32]

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[kylestyle200]

i press......7 beacuse im donluisal

[choconatic]

Well, I guess I'll call back again later.

..... What was I talking about again?

[nakathefirst]

i just got a beep noise.. all the operators are too busy to what? nya it doesnt matter my self-esteem will never improve.

[thepsynergist]

i thought 696969 would be for nymphos...

[CharmingDimentia]

Well, I guess I press 3 4 5 and 6.... right guys?

*small chorus of Yeps!*

[Necromonium13]

I got 3, haoul get 4

Fuck YOU!! *presses 5

Cmon, be nice to him haoul *presses 6 and 4

[YodaChild95]

What do you MEAN it doesn't matter what button I press because no one will pick up anyway?!? NOOO!!!

[XxChiyoInuxX]

the damn voice wont tell meh witch button to press?!

[brightlight613]

111111111111

[narutodbzgirl]

1111111111!!! HAY I HAVE OCD!!

[therunningfish]

0:18-0:22 *looks outside window and watches people walk by, giving them all hateful looks, drops phone and hides in room under the desk, griping kitchen knife closely*

[SkyTurtle3]

7 and 3456 LOL XP

[LucylovesKohta]

... **hangs up**

[DarkCrystalSage]

*hits 3456* ok now wat?

[dragonflyalchemist]

*presses6966999699669* XD

[Darkanimeninjagirl]

I'm figiting with the hatch key but notings happening!!!!!!

[13animelover13]

XD this is my friends friends answering machine.

[ForsakenNemo]

Ahh! They know where I am!! -Throws the phone out the window and locks self in the closet.- They're coming to get me.. o________O

[StarwberriSquirrel]

969696....

[JadedHeart123]

Mooom....MOOOOOOOOM! Could you press 2 for me? haha OH! and press uhhh 1....many many times.

[kyubi600]

*presses 3-4-5-6* Whoo-hoo!!

[Darkanimeninjagirl]

Hey we're pressing three four five and six but nothings happening!

This is very problematic If I can't press three I can't get on with the kira investigation.

I'm pressin'four but no ones answering and the damn cops are coming!!

Hey teehee 5 isn't working why not?

I can't press six the world is ending everything will be flames and dust!

[fmafreak1012]

*presses one repeatedly* how many times do i gots to press it?

[gaarasadmirer]

*presses 7* HELLO!? MOTHERSHIP!?

[rockerchick1378]

XD lmao

[anime4eva14]

...the little voice told me to push 592496 O.o

[itsLilytail]

The last four digits of my health class teacher's phone number were 6969. o__o -random memories-

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

69696969:D

[Chelsi7]

lol i have this on my phone xD

[kiara1000000]

roflmao

[mccurdyv]

lol awesome!

[LeoGraver]

BUT I CONFUSE....

[LeoGraver]

HAHAHA....

[xblink182x]

hahah this is funny! That mental healt hotline thing is awsome, I was at your house when I first heard that! remember your dads ringtone - sheep!