Bike crash idiot!!!

[Echo4Sierra4160]

First thing I was told during my rider's course was "If you look at it you will hit it"

[xylitol88]

YES, please hit the parked car. Ugliest thing ever created. Only americans can make such a bad looking car.

[MrKarlabrenica]

such a lame tree

[sprfly12]

OUCH! & bet he never rides again!

[mudassarsurve]

damn m happy that m not d only person who dont know how 2 ride a bike ... :)

[moontogustavo]

increible, que idiota!!!!!!

[MrrSituation]

.... Faill??? xD

[woaod]

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahh­ahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WTF

[partyman6666]

Used Ducati Monster for sale... never dropped, don't have time to ride.

[XChecksterX]

Geez, what is so hard pulling the clutch and then break???

[pmgodfrey]

It's not that hard to ride a motorcycle. I have no idea how he screwed up this bad.

[LegendaryDTO]

did you see that tree? it jumped right infront of him

[TheRBLP]

the girl said "dont hit the parked car "

the guy on the bike said " i wont. ill hit the tree "



[lin545]

Keep pressin 8 on your keyboard.

[GillK95]

"YOUR DACE GOD DAMN IT"

[GillK95]

"UR FACE GOD DAM IT"

[GillK95]

"UR FACE GOD DAM IT"

[winterka100]

90% of people who haven't been around bikes will do exactly the same as this guy.The real idiot is the owner of the bike.

[tsoibis]

what a jerk!!!?

[daveywaveydave]

Never seen target fixation from someone going that slowly before lol

[nvidiafighter33]

is the bike OK?

[PhillieBRidin]

WOW.....just...wow...

[JustinLDenman]

slowest crash ever

[Sendru20]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOL

[rebelsouljaz]

lol wtf hasnt he ever ridden a bicycle at least? At least pull in the brake ffs!

[buddydog1956]

did he hurt the tree?

[galanoth7456]

hahaha he still giving gas wtff

[meno0027]

Hahahahaha that guy need to stay of bikes and stay at the gym working out, but it's a funny as video hahahahaha lol

[faketrollz]

@ megabowzer100 British and their teeth...theres nothing funnier

[megabowzer100]

@faketrollz americans and there overweight bodies..theres nothing funnier

[megabowzer100]

@faketrollz and dont get pissed cause my comments getting thumbs up..3 quarters of the world hate america..how does it feel lol

[rankore69]

Do you have to pass a licence in America? do they just let you start the bike and say "there you go, you have passed". FOOLS

[DVL32]

Are you freakin serious???

[supermotokid618]

O shittt, thats the funniest thing in the video

[RightHookJoker]

I am laughing....laughing my ass off.

[filthycat33]

i dont get it hes black isnt stunting and properly handling bikes in his blood hes probaly white washed

[kaahaajaFIN]

@filthycat33 Or it has nothing to do with his race, but with his driving skills...

[aqui011]

OHHH SHIT!!!!..........

[TheMattd546]

wow i cant beleive someone who is just learning to ride dont have a helment on, like wow and how does he hit the gas even more as he is heading to the tree man

[TheMattd546]

wow i cant beleive someone who is just learning to ride dont have a helment on, like wow

[cbusbballcleat31]

FUCK. NOT THE DUCATI.

[drunksmokingjurkk]

@cbusbballcleat31 im pretty sure thats an sv

[cbusbballcleat31]

@drunksmokingjurkk shoot. thought it was a monster...

[bsullivan161]

LOL...that was funny.

[TheMickmack100]

press 8 for Owwh Shit.

[BSAmanimal]

hahaha excellent

[jimpehh]

"Dont hit the car.." - OK ill hit tree

[forgedmazdaspeed]

@jimpehh lollzz



[sheikh34truth]

@jimpehh HAHAHAHAHAH this is genius

[Mx4lifeish]

Thats why you dont learn on a ducati and thats why there is handle bars to turn them dumbass

[KlunkerRider]

Theres an old mountain biking advise "Look at the rock, hit the rock - look at the line around the rock, go around the rock" seems like a perfect case of that here. Another sign your not dealing with the sharpest tool in the shed, no helmet.

[djwandals]

ohh shit im heading for a tree, ok more gas!

[gaggotgaggot]

@DanHof847 are you are still a fat assed dumb american peice of dog shit.

[MrEmperor79]

What a fucking retard. And everyone else who thinks they can just sit on a bike for the first time in their life and ride.

[n4m3z0r]

rofl

[gaggotgaggot]

@DanHof847 you dumb dumb litle fuck. I am not europeen

[MrAzz84]

Why let him get on it if his never ridden a bike before? Its your own fault for letting him on it. Its pretty damn funny though lol

[vanillabambam]

Uh oh ohh shit lol

[gaggotgaggot]

JUST ANOTHER TYPICAL DUMBASS AMERICAN PEICE OF SHIT

[Aleksandra92Rae]

they must not have taught him how to turn what a fucking idiot if u cant understand the clutch thats normal but come on turning is a given how hard is this. fuckin retard

[TheVigil8]

I'd like to suggest the MSF course. Just a thought!

[Markiemacu]

hahahha



[schuur10]

Take a junior bike...either your leggs are to short or the bike is too big for ya

my doughter (2yrs) has the same problem!

But i dont plant trees in the way..........haaaaahahaha

[Somedood200]

ummm? there is no excuse. did the person running the camera forget to tell him to squeeze left hand?

[macfahad]

I love how he ran straight into the tree! LOOOL Dont get fixated, you will always ride where you look.

[Clomson]

Ohh...Ohh shit!

[ajayalmighty]

Why couldn't he turn? Would it have been to heavy or somthing?

[DaSm0k3r]

LOL

I didn't DIE laughing, but I did go into a coma for a few seconds.

[cjmaughan]

@tinashe45 most people who are new to riding get startled when the bike starts to move and release the clutch fully in panic and the engine overcomes what little, if any braking they remember to do, it's a problem with coordination and keeping your cool

[1Fedex]

sux..is the bike ok?

[8976010]

asshole wanted...we found one

[falconsgolf06]

Target fixation always wins :P I love watching squids

[du4lstrik3]

see kids, THIS is why we take the MSF!

[Tinashe45]

LONG COMMENT ALERT>>how the hell do they do idoit riders keep making these mistake, like the guy who does a burnt out and then just full thottle into a parked car, is it coz the brake and the accelarator is on the same side? i know nuthin about motorbikes but thats why poeple in cars dont fuck em up , u take you foot off the gas and step on the brake, but bikers.. NO, u see that ur about to crash, so u squeeze the gass even harder?? someone please explain..

[85Duckstar]

@Tinashe45 if you don't have your wrist positioned correctly when you squeeze the break lever you can twist the throttle, it's another reason you use your rear break(right foot) in an emergency or quick stop.

[TrueAchievementKG]

Shit. Is the tree all right?

[ivanjoga]

hahaha the fat guy running off

[katzruler]

funny how people let other other people try to ride their bike that don't know jack shit about what they are doing.....then when they wreck it suprises them...

[varfordogjesus]

lol



[randomwretch08]

thats right, aim for the tree!

[buddydog1956]

Damn...I bet that poor tree is hurt!

[bruvvamoff]

How?.. erm, what? Why didn't he turn the handlebars slightly to the right and stay on the road?

[Blackdisco80]

FAIL !

[LoSealo206DaGrim]

i still cant get over this vid has to be my favorite one like the tree is 40yards in front of you, YOU have TWO brakes! and ready ready dun dun dun daaaaaa A handle bar that lets you turn your bike Left to RIght...i love this vid

[ESAPOWER]

@trainsforyou LoL i've had them ask, and I've said no every time. Even my brother, who owns a bigger bike than me! :P

[LoSealo206DaGrim]

foreigners piss me off! HOORAW!

[megabowzer100]

americans and bikes hahaha..theres nothing funnier

[0219mike]

@megabowzer100 this guy cant ride but he probably can afford to crash, so go suck your dictators dick

[megabowzer100]

@0219mike are you saying americans only buy bikes to wrap them around trees...nice.we buy them to ride them and look good doing it so fuck you lol dictator lol i dont live in fkin africa you prick lol

[0219mike]

@megabowzer100 do ya need a tissue? dont start cryin,

[LamborghiniDriver19]

@megabowzer100 hey i am American and I can ride my Kawasaki klx140 trail bike quite well on the motocross course. I have only been riding for 1 year and can keep up with my friends that have been riding for much longer so please don't make stereotype comments cause some people will take them seriously

[megabowzer100]

@LamborghiniDriver19 yea im not doubting that..you have such people as ricky carmichael and travis pastrana but general americans are so egotistical that they instantly think they can jump on a high powered bike and ride it..suppose it makes good youtube videos to watch so im not complaining

[kyle12417]

@megabowzer100 fuck u

[megabowzer100]

@kyle12417 nah,,fuck you :)

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 british people and riots

theres nothing funnier

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 british kids with internet access. theres nothing funnier

[megabowzer100]

@TwistedComplex true that..probably the reason why everyone thinks my comments funny and gave it a thumbs up loser lol

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 i didnt mean you. i mean the actual reality of british people having internet. THATS hilarious

[megabowzer100]

@TwistedComplex oh yea i get ya..kind of like trying to imagine an american that's not fat or an american that can ride a motorbike or operate machinery..kind of like that yea ?

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 or like trying to imagine a british person who isnt a complete cunt with a superiority complex

[megabowzer100]

@TwistedComplex haha are you fuckin serious..americans have egos larger than the earth itself and your saying british people have superiority complexes lol look at your self you uneducated bigot

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 bullshit. the "american ego" myth is fuckin european propaganda. just how britain said napoleon was 3 feet tall. it was a fuckin lie to get all the sheep like you jumping on the hate bandwagen

british people are the most impolite, rude, stuck up little cunts ive ever met. the french are unfriendly but they at least have fucking manners. and BTW New York was voted the most polite city in the world

[megabowzer100]

@TwistedComplex propaganda my arse..80% of the world hates you because your arrogant,egotistical,fake,gun toting,fat,world polluting oil thiefs..britain might come across to you like that but it takes one to know one lol.dont get me wrong,,theres some great places in america like newyork and florida but you must be from assholeville :)

[TwistedComplex]

@megabowzer100 80% of the world hates us because of our foreign policy. try to find some videos where the highest rated comment is an american talking about how they are number 1. MEANWHILE i can link you to SEVERAL video with some douche bag spouting about how his country is "omg so much better" than the united states.

shit, let me link you to a video where an AUSTRALIAN is disguised as an AMERICAN and acting like a dick to people to try and prove that americans are dicks. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

[alphaman1101]

@megabowzer100 You say what?! just because we don't have those stupid little puny cars with the big ass license plates doesn't make us

[LoSealo206DaGrim]

haha i cant stop commenting on these video's of people crashing, some shit is hilarious. someone please get this guy some training wheels, wow! that tree was the last thing i was expecting him to hit in the vid that shit's too FUNNY!...wait.. haha hada watch it twice

[Maljanus]

hahaha damn that guy is stupid

[TMMarkyle23504]

Let me guess DUMB Americans first bike!!

[Stunt101Rider]

just made my day,a seriod fratboy pussy wrecks his new bike that he was hoping to pick up chicks with lol squid!!!!!

[416Gamer]

They always say....Look where you want to go...i guess this guy was looking at the tree

[ESAPOWER]

@416Gamer It's surprising how well just "Look where you want to go" Works though, isn't it?

[ninja6kid]

it amazes me how dumb a human can be

[vickfan203]

Thats the fastest fatty has ever ran in his life!

[Answermid]

Keep pressing 8 lol

[cayennethedog]

Buell?



[ascurlock]

@cayennethedog Nope, 1st generation Suzuki SV650.

[Zxreyes6r]

lmfao

[TheToekutter]

I think this will always be my favorite crash video on youtube. The powah of the SV is just too much to handle!

[76SRV190]

Maybe this idiot should have also been wearing a helmet and leathers and boots since he has no friggin idea how to ride.

[1papachi]

hahahahhhahahhahahahahahahh, this was tooo damn funny

[oldfart387]

That stupid tree jumped out in front of me! (had a daughter that actually used that excuse)

[Tom19902009]

"Dont hit the parked tree"

[SuperKarimov]

ok am going to hit the tree better

[jnavonoD]

Is that a Pontiac Aztek? Apart from Breaking Bad, this could be documented evidence of the only other one ever sold...

[yamaha03053]

Ooooh shit

[idk1234idk88]

nice helmet

[Rock676Steady]

guy says to tree....Dang blood i just bought this sweet ass bike, its dope dogg!

tree says to guy....cool dawg, HIT me up when you get here..

guy says to tree....alright pimp im on my way

tree says to guy.... just park under the shade

[akthemoor]

I know what he was thinking, " Ok, I'm going straight towards the tree cuz I have no idea what I'm doing." Next: " I'm experiencing brain fog, so now I'll rev on the throttle because I completely forgot where the brake is." Next: "Seeing how the tree is only feet away from me, I'll just wail on the trottle and hope that it magically transformes into the brake."

I normally wouldn't make fun of a person learning to ride from a friend even though it should be forbidden, but dude, that was stupid

[trogdor124]

I think people should drive a manual car before a bike. Atleast then they can grasp the concept of a clutch and how to disengage it

[GL0D]

Girl: ''Lets get him a motorbike for his birthday''

Guy: ... ''but he's blind''

Girl: ''Exactly, ..I've got a video camera!''

[GL0D]

It's so real, it's almost fake. Anyone could aim for that tree.

This guy shows anything is possible if you don't mean to do it!

[inwoodkingz88]

Hey at least he listened and didnt hit that parked car. Now that wouldve been embarassing...

[Vetaja]

Well done, how this is even possible :DDD

[meega23]

"Oh shit... not again"

[TheBeansie]

I like how he saw that he was heading for the tree and then all of a sudden thinks maby i should spped up................. How'd that go for ya?

[torontothegood]

he wrecked up his ducati monster pretty good.

[sthelenamassive]

@torontothegood suzuki SV 650 that is mate

[xVINCE1012x]

every crash recording i see always ends in "BAM!. awww shit..."

[TheDZtoxiC]

=))=))==)))=))))=))))=)))==



[panduitjacks]

This is why you stick to bikes without engines.

[outerspaceonline]

I think it's great how quick everyone is to call someone an idiot for making one mistake. Pretty sure that would qualify each and every human being on the planet as an idiot.

At least he wasn't doing burnouts in crowded parking lots or wheelies on the freeway. Give a guy a break.

[Nakura17]

@outerspaceonline

Shouldn't have been on a bike if he doesn't know what the hell to do. The idiot part comes into play when you over step what you're actually able to handle.

[idontno0]

@outerspaceonline his mistake? not turning, not braking, not wearing a helmet, and accelerating into a tree. seems like an idiot to me.

[outerspaceonline]

@idontno0 There is a difference between an idiot and a noob. You got me on the helmet, tho.

[kotrci86]

GR8888888888888888888!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[multamp]

really amazing, why dont you post another video of your ass falling off from the bed and getting fractured at three places ?

[keith11689]

Dumb ass mothafu*ka

[19slipstream84]

try steering it

[truejdm112]

por tee :(

[emireitor]

magnet on tree

[Danielhsv0]

What the hell....

[shmalts33]

why?

[Gtowncobra1]

eh..... there's a tree ...... what a idiot

[cbones778]

Lol!!! The funniest part in all these crashes is the people always gas it right at impact lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[almightywitey]

trees don't give much

[93nikolas93]

how hard is it to brake when u feel ur losing controle?:/

[DownForTheMoney]

Girl: "Don't hit the parked car"

Guy "Fine.. i'll hit that tree".

[watchforfinger]

@DownForTheMoney lmfao

[VileVengeance]

@DownForTheMoney hahahah LMAO

[seasjam]

BLIND PEOPLE SHOULD NOT RIDE BIKES .

[acrkiller100]

ooo shit lol

[venum1978]

reading these comments ,is some funny shit lol so hard

[tim06291971]

EVEN GEORGE WASHINGTON KNEW TO USE AN AXE WHEN CUTTING DOWN A TREE. NOT A DAMN BIKE!

[MrGTAIVISBEST]

MOTORBIKE LIKE FROM GTA SA! ISN'T IT?? 

[xDucky2485x]

It's the girls fault. She said don't hit the parked car instead of saying don't go off the road and slam into the tree!! Epic fail!!

[NaturalGroundation]

When heading toward a tree you

a) keep throttling the engine

b) stop throttling the engine

c) hold the brake

d)b and c

Hmm.... A I guess

[getstuck14]

@NaturalGroundation hahahahahahah OOORRR.......E) close your eyes and hope for the best ha

[silvester340]

nooob



[dobypaw]

Can you say, target fixation!

[MajorGouveia]

i think its tree fault, it shouldnt park there

[hitman748]

Moron



[getstuck14]

dont hit the parked car! OK MOM SHUTUP!.....DAMN what'm i gonna hit now? TREE YES!

[CarlosCrack193]

@getstuck14 HAHAHAHAAH oh man this was great xD

[remdog6941]

why do they always aim straight for something. lol

[JimmyBonezes]

Dumb as fuck

[anagennao]

that damn tree was using a "tractor beam"