Possible (Really Bad) Ideas for MW3's First Map Pack

[ronaldo5555599999]

Sigh... love you j8ker just subbed and all buts it not OR-UH-GONE its OR-UH-GIN

[MrCleanEditing]

wow.. i agree with tricky, u really do.

[trcky0]

@MrCleanEditing idk if its sarcasm or not lolol

[MrCleanEditing]

@trcky0 Wut? i said that i agreed with you that he sounded like morgan from chuck xD?

i've checked like 5 seasons now xD

[trcky0]

you sound like morgan from chuck xD

[thundershock713]

NEW IDEA!

[FudgeNuts751]

From 0:00 to 1:43 that was my final camping experience to the tee.

[Hwjk1234]

The 4 foot map wouldn't work because nipnops would still be able to stand up :P.

[ogwalrus]

wait? j8ker is a machinima partner? wtf ! when did this happen? whatevs bro great vid and congrats. 1 question though. was this comm scripted? so fresh and so clean . thumbs up

[PvtJ8ker]

@ogwalrus Nope, I'm just a baller.

[askacapper]

Ummm these aren't legit... there is no map pack info yet....

[SherlockSammy]

@askacapper Are you really that fucking stupid?

[askacapper]

@SherlockSammy Lol u trollin bra? Because I was. #proTrollin

[SherlockSammy]

@askacapper Well played sir, well played.

[naked166]

but... lazar tag is so damn fun...

[Blakanillous]

Mapception?

[MultiDERZ]

Love the idea of the 91 FPS map :)

[Crosby4hyg]

The sixteen dislikes are all from Herman Vanwinkerschnitzel.

[c1e4tis]

Has anyone ever told u that u sound like Daniel Tosh?

[nagger975]

I think this video just opened my mind to the world. Supscription and then some. Holy penis cheese

[jefryice]

Thumbs up if you would like to see a map with a space shuttle that would be freaking awesome. Also a map on a big cruise ship like in cod 4

[iHalveien]

it's insane how retarded people have gotten by just 2 years.

[Rydogger21]

Homeless Mans Ass Moab. LOL

[TheRecovery24]

Is it me or is this guy brutally honest enough to be call an ass...

[pippeeeh]

YES, finally someone who pronounce MOAB a non-gay way.

[HackerManOmar]

like if Synwyn brought you here.

[pippeeeh]

@HackerManOmar why?

[nagger975]

@HackerManOmar That is fucking hilarious!? like 1000 if i could

[Ruiner087]

I interlaced my fingers, and that shit helped a bunch.

[TheKnights95]

I think they should implement a new kill streak. You get a 20 kill streak and you summon a giant armadillo that tears shit up.

[Xxunpurex]

Hilarious, again.<3

[callmeTruman]

come check out my videos im new to gaming commentaries and need to get out there

[PandaHasSkill]

Where is troll academy????

[silentsniper125]

@PandaHasSkill

in narnia

[PandaHasSkill]

@silentsniper125 dammit...

[BrockStar071]

They should add a new weapon that shoots pillow at the enemies. the pillow was recently used by somebody suffering from pink eye. The player who is hit by the pillow now has to stop every 12 steps to complain about how itchy their eye is or that they can't stop their eyes from watering. Whenever one of their team mates sees this player that has been infected they must stop and complain that they shouldn't not touch them because they don't want to catch pink eye.

[ZackOnCrackk]

<33333

[KeirrHD]

I need to be high just to put up with this game. I enjoyed the campaign, but I was really disappointed with the multiplayer.

[xBYRNEZx]

I love you.

[TheSoFlyKids]

How about theirs a new kill streak called the pornuke and if you call it in a topless girl pops up on your screen and you are forced to play with an erection the entire game.

[Tim123456103]

the best way to play cod is high.

[TheMysteryPCgamer]

It's sad that gameplay is laggy :/ but i still listen to you :3 but i can't watch the gameplay!

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

How about a dog pound with pictures of Michael Vick all over the wall.

[HockeyKilla73]

The map packs are already on the disk idiot

[PvtJ8ker]

@HockeyKilla73 It takes a true retard to out themselves like you've just done with leaving this comment. Keep looking down, because just about everything is flying over your head. Also, learn punctuation.

[jefryice]

@PvtJ8ker I think he meant to say that the maps were already made. If you haven't heard, infinity ward is bringing 2 maps from mw2(Favela and Terminal) I believe if i'm not mistaken it comes out in February.

[TheMysteryPCgamer]

@HockeyKilla73 You are retarded huh?..

[xSoftButFirm]

@HockeyKilla73 You are possibly the dumbest person I've even seen,

[infinitesadd]

@HockeyKilla73 Disc? What disc?

[KnightRite]

@HockeyKilla73 It's called digital download lol.

[Reclaimerr]

@HockeyKilla73 You're retarded.

[FALLau1]

@HockeyKilla73 lol really.. are you that spastic

[GPow69]

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[enticingmuffin]

@HockeyKilla73 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..­.................HAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrWarPeon]

Please, have my AIDS.

[sShenaniganz]

Wait. So did Scuzbutt have a keyboard?

[MrWTFisBored]

i fucken love you. Hysterical :D

[zster007]

why have i never played this map?

[Cone4fun]

hahaha, you're fucking hilarious man.

[umyeah214]

haha I love this guy!

[DarkSpartan92]

A gun that shoots FUS RO DAH at your enemies

[TacticalBlue]

J8ker, your so awesome

[MrLlamazFtw]

why did you steal all of infinity ward's ideas?

[peterganna]

What about the kids show the big (sorry icant.spell this) comphy couch

[Bartflaners]

league of diablo craft

[iamaonemanparty]

New idea, the game needs for titty sprinkles. Then, and only then, it'd be perfect.

[thatmexicanwhorushes]

all that's left is troll academy, i needz them lessons ya know

[masterman3178]

potato bologna gun

[InHidesight]

New idea. Maybe they bundle the mw3 map pack with a better game, that way people wouldn't regret buying it.

[RickyChops]

Not that IW needs any more bad ideas, but these are definitely ideas they'd consider.

[DramaBeatslol]

League of Diablo Craft. God help us all...

[kittygus]

Yes! This is the reason I subbed! I LUV U MAN! (no homo. well, slight homo)

[FlareDraco]

Guys, check Call of Duty's Facebook, one of the new maps is actually called 'Park'. LOL

[D3rptastic]

When I saw this in my sub box I cried

[Biohazord200]

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[morepassionfoo]

whos herman van winkle-schnitzel?

[ThePensfan8771]

New Idea! Call of Duty turns into an rpg (role playing game) where you are us marines who have to defeat insurgents and gang-rape their women and children! Uncencored!

[EddehJeh]

NEW IDEA - A map sponsored by Gunnar, any call of duty map with the added bonus of piss stained vision.

[WalkaDaTalka]

No violence?

[B1ueFuze]

<3 you man :'D



[noobmaster7]

this is so stupid..... I LOVE IT

[S34n4th0n]

How about a map that thinks it's another map?

[KonoTheKami]

I like the tactical realism one, we totally need more of those on pcs.

[inkblotgod]

COD4 maps for free is an awesome idea. COD4 was so good.

[cheltenhamcheeta]

something that makes me not want to break it

[iBBean]

Sounds good to me :D

[TheDELTA303]

Console players don't understand what you just said, well you know what ? I'm so happy with you doing that..... Platform War FTW, PC FTW....

[SpawnTraped]

I missed you man <3

[NoblePineapples]

NEW idea!

[teeznutz0]

MW3=used tampon

[MultiNerve]

It's not pronounced"MO-b", it's "MO-ab" :S

[PvtJ8ker]

@MultiNerve M.O.A.B is an acronym for 'Massive Ordinance Air Blast'. The slang name for it being 'Mother Of All Bombs'. If you're referring to the 'Massive Ordinance Air Blast' then yes it would be pronounced "MO-ab" since 'Air' would be stressed considering its importance to the description of the bomb. But when you're referencing 'Mother Of All Bombs' then it would be pronounced "Mo-b" due to the relative insignificance of 'All'. HAHAHA kidding I just think "MO-ab" sounds dumb.

[MultiNerve]

@PvtJ8ker We all have opinions ;P I like "MO-ab" better. I hate when people insist that it's "Mother Of All Bombs" not "Massive Ordnance Air Blast"...

[TheSanka69]

@PvtJ8ker LOL i was believing everything xD !

[odizzzzzle]

@MultiNerve its an acronym so technically it should be pronounced one letter at a time (M.O.A.B) just like F.B.I. But it really doesn't matter how it is pronounced because again, its not a word, its an acronym.

[MrMortiSmorti]

I have an idea... A map pack that takes out all the mw3 maps and replaces them with cod4 maps... Not just because mw3 maps suck, but because they are absolute crap.

[RHowenstein]

Bears

[CaptainShmiggles]

Winkle-schnitzel... Beautiful.

[thompaas7]

Love the sleepingbag idea!!

[sonicthesexmachine]

open this link up in another tab, start it at 10 sec and then start this vid, awesome. /watch?v=hAbqOv5zY5A&feature=g­-all-f&context=G27463abFAAAAAA­AATAA

[koolfool88]

New idea!!

[SawYouDown]

only canadians know big comfy couch....man i wanted to bang Major Bedhead

[GSinterOssy]

These ideas are awesome lol.

[1994davemustaine]

A skate park. Inside of a costco. an animal shelter. a day care center. the penn state locker room.

[MultiNerve]

@1994davemustaine The spawns will be so bad in the Penn State Locker Room that the winning team... will rape you.

[DetectiveSoup]

Subbed.

[Blackline115]

I'd like a map of Wal-Mart

[koolioking111]

@Blackline115 that would BE LEGIT

[MisterEclipse96]

The idea where you said that the uav should be the map is actually cool.

[DAY0FDOOM]

*face palm* fucking crouch only servers lmao

[flargicaldemon]

I wish I could play with him on pc

[GuardRabbit]

That 'map' map idea is actually kind of dope. I could easily picture some CSS shit on a map map

[MrSound2Soul]

It's okay, it thinks it's another map pack

[jaxom97]

can we have more of these awesome videos, i realy enjoy them.

[XFX40]

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[mastekillerKurD]

Hey dude whats your pc specs? :o

[killamellon]

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[BW4LL]

How about hermain cain sexual harassment game mode. Last person to not get molested by the cain train wins

[zZzMotherShipzZz]

@BW4LL YES!

[howardron543]

best videos today, maybe the week, maaybe the year, or the decade?

[maartenh94]

The mini map map with a map as mini map sounds great actually.

[Errekxcore]

Haha i had nostalgia with Oregon Trail

[BroJanek]

I'd buy theme:D

[TheArchangles982]

I really like the camp idea lol

[YoshiFan100]

Personally I think we should have a chicken killing gamemode.

[BlueDrankFX]

this ideas are shit

[SamuelHorler]

@BlueDrankFX They were intended to be shit. This is comedy. You're meant to laugh. P.S. the title does say "Really Bad"...

[PvtJ8ker]

@BlueDrankFX So was the one that allowed you to type this 'sentence'.

[BlueDrankFX]

@PvtJ8ker =]

[1PXEL]

@PvtJ8ker I lobe that !

Moar Troll acadamey ?

[1994LSSM]

@PvtJ8ker Dude, this video is super serious. There is no sarcasm included in this video whatsoever. I can tell, I'm a video analyst. These ideas are terrible.

[partyman52456]

@PvtJ8ker he cant spell either

[MegaCrustyButt]

@BlueDrankFX Hense 'the title' of this video.

[iiiNFecTEDx]

@BlueDrankFX so was your idea to choose how to write that sentence

[efrwar]

@BlueDrankFX Idiot.

[TheNoeer]

@BlueDrankFX That's the point....

[TyroJuggernaut]

@BlueDrankFX Everyone here are trained trolls, so if you hate try and hate on these videos, you are going to get trolled by maybe, 200 people. By the way Grammar check.

[TheCaliKing100]

@TyroJuggernaut i agree with the enrire statement except for your grammar check comment because one you too used improper grammar and two no one really cares how you spell over the internet

[TyroJuggernaut]

@TheCaliKing100 I used proper grammar.

[TheCaliKing100]

@TyroJuggernaut no you said everyone here "are" when you should of used is

[TyroJuggernaut]

@TheCaliKing100 "Everyone" is plural, and when referring to plural nouns in the English language we use "are" not "is". Before you call someone out of grammatical error, make sure you're right.

[TheCaliKing100]

@TyroJuggernaut everyone is a collective noun and is treated as a singular entity so you would use "is" not "are."Before you say someone is wrong for correcting you make sure your right.

[PvtJ8ker]

@TheCaliKing100 You're*. I'm just messin', carry on.

[TheCaliKing100]

@PvtJ8ker Well you didnt spell Joker right lol. Anyways nice vid :)

[PvtJ8ker]

@TheCaliKing100 It was taken on Xbox Live. Had to take the next best thing.

[TheCaliKing100]

@PvtJ8ker ya all the good stuffs always taken

[psntustin25]

@BlueDrankFX a wild down syndrome has appeared!

[TheArchangles982]

were did troll academy go?

[Ehyohh]

BRB CROUCH WALKING TO FIRST MAP PACK.

[silentmoviedude]

@Ehyohh A jailbreak reference? On YouTube?

[TheStiefmen]

I agree that we should get the cod4 for and code6 maps for free, We've already payed for them at cod4 and Cod6...

[MegaKingEagle]

i wish some day IW will actually someday pick up on PvtJ8kers ideas

[deidara655]

who the fuck is manika

[Littlemandude11]

fifth!! and face!

[MrHutchhh]

hippopotoomos

[1Space1Out1]

Lol

[FrUiiTHD]

4th and a half

[TheStiefmen]

yes a new joker vid =D

[AlperBacon3]

first



[ShortCircuit1337]

You should never EVER zip your sleeping bag all the way up. :[

[lilphillio]

@BlueDrankFX what a fucking fail troll. learn proper grammar before you talk shit.