dane cook BK

[Halo200162]

DIS IS HI-LARRIOUS!!!

[carcrazy1995]

T CANT BREATH BECAUSE ITS SO FUNNY

[carcrazy1995]

I CANT BREATH

[CallMeKazu]

Why did the microphone look like a weiner?

[FuzzKid35]

WHOPPERRRR. D8<

[sk8ergurl87amber]

hahah tht was so effen funny!!!!!

[dpck124]

LMAO!!!! where do i go hahah that part got me

[alyssaface13]

WHOPPER! no ONION ! LOL

[tube11432]

welcom 2 burger king sir may- WHOPPER!!!!!lol

[ydouactsogay]

yes linkin thank you for reciting the joke for us, as if we couldnt hear it ourselves.

[OriginalDigit]

Why do you act so gay? >;D

[LinkinLover95]

Lady:.....where do i go?? dane: where do u go?! u follow the one fuckin road ur on, to ME!!! Lady:... dane:where do u...ok ma'am ur gonna go to the texaco station,take a right...ur gonna drive about 5 and a half miles southeast...and ur gonna see a guy in a yellow pancho,his names hank...he'll take u to the wopper layer...THATS WHERE U GO!!!...and uve got 10 minutes to get there or we take ur food!

[lawlfomeplz]

LOLS

[necrofever]

rofl ok u take a right at the texco station go find a guy in a yellow poncho he takes ya to the whopper laier oh u got 10mins before we take ya food roflafmmo

[luciousbbwkitty]

large fry muthafucka!!!!!

[emineminthehouse]

jeeze tat was funny aand the sauce the sauce fo rmy pussy.

[PATDChacarron]

sweet and sour sauce on my pussy...

[troysmith111111111]

Where is that map? Kinda random, but...

[troysmith111111111]

And some bun seeds, no bun seeds, what do you want, yes, no , cheese. Are you trying to molest me via driver thru what are you saying? LOL Hilarious

[MysteriousRaven622]

large fries muthafuka! u ready to rock bk broiler!

[phantasma616]

WHOPPER NO ONION! i love it.

[evilerk]

amazing..had to stop it 3 times from laughing so hard...thanks for sharing!!

[DimmuBorgirFan224]

hanK lol xD

[kinners3]

where do i go?... where do you you?! you follow the one fucking road your on to me!.. OK ma'am your gunna go to the Texaco station, take a right, go five miles up the interstate when your their you'll see a man in a yellow poncho his name his Hank he'll take you to the whopper lair

lmao

[xsmexypro]

*where do I go* you follow the 1 fucking road to me* hhahahahahah lol

[staticdreams452]

i work at a BK, i mostly work drive thru and we all quote this sometimes.

it's fun

[CrazyMonkey13101]

yeah..... right..... like the vid, but punk lives ur kinda stupid......

[punklives555]

hey my cusins works at wendys.I PRANKED EM.I started screaming in the phone WOPPER WOPPER NO ONIONS!

ROTFL

[thatsnothowusayit]

I luv him shexi!!!!!!

[JackSpicerGirlfriend]

hilarious!!!!!!

5 stars!

[izzlemaster]

search brain ninjas-dane cook

[hungery12]

cheese, extra pickles, no, no bun seeds

[crazyeight80]

the best dane cook skit ever

[Akatsukifangirl88]

where do i go??

ok ma'am u go to the texaco station, take a right turn, go 5 1/2 miles ur gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is hank, he'll take u to the whopper lair. thats were u go

lmao at that!!!!!! XD

[Akatsukifangirl88]

lol when i heard the sweet and sour sause on my pussy i laughed so much!! XD

WHOOPER NO ONION!!

[izzlemaster]

lets rock mother fucka. i cant hear you burger king. are you ready to rock brother.

extra cheese pickles. buns no seeds. sweet and sour sauce on my pussy!!!!

[Akatsukifangirl88]

rotflmao!!!!

dane cook is so hilarious!! XD

5/5 stars

[jazabell14]

Great work on the video.. dane cook iz awesome [[5/5]]

[fmadude]

are you trying to molest me via drive -thru?

[ehhs09]

WHOPPER!!!!!!, lol

[imkiknurazz]

WHOPPER!!!!

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!

[chasingstarsX]

wtf did the guy say when he said sauce and pussy.? lol

[friskykitty89]

dane cook is the shit...

[Crazy4LP]

he said, "sweet sauce alover my pussy"

[jonfrommissouri]

omfg that was great!!!!!!

[aqfreak112]

i pissed my pants thanks to you

[xxmariannaxx]

haha where do i go.

[sasukeandsakura1996]

LARG FRIE MOTHRE FUCKER CANT HERE U BUGER KIING rotflmfao

[libraniteowl]

LOL i LOVE the voices he does!!!! I wsih he had his own tv show-he's soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

[Houck1337]

where do i go? XDDDD LMAO!!!!

[JenLove182]

r u trying to molest me via drive thru? LOL. hella funny =D

[giants3242]

lmao

[codyrocks10]

lmao

[xxxUnWaNTeDxxx12345]

*long pause*..where do i go?... where do you go? you follow the one fucking road your on to me. okay mom you gonna go to the texaco station, take a right, go five and half miles east and youll see a guy in a yellow pancho, his name is hank, he will take you to the whopper lair. and you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!

[332939]

WHOPPER!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!

That's fucking hilarious.

[liljoe12345]

UR FUCKING right i cried to that so funny

[gangsta12355]

lol

[musicislife42]

no bun seeds! cheese...sweet and sour sauce on my pussy :)

[andreaplaylist]

haha lmao

[redpolkadots655]

lol

[xToriiMariee]

he thought he was the burger king ya kno

[LfoandSnow]

lmfao

[jonathanruelas]

WOPPER NO ONION!!!

[fuckmuffins123]

that was really funny

[strue14]

hahahaha the drawings go perfect with it

[dvhjbvfvk]

haha that's soo funny

[thereality619]

WHOOOPPPER!!!!!!...WHOPPER NO ONION lol

[jonathanruelas]

SAUCE SAUCE SHE WANTS IT HER WAY

[amma101]

sour sause on my pussy

lmfao..lmfao

sauce sauce

hahahaha

[link6930]

omg im crying cuz im laughing so hard LOL! WHOPPER!!!!!! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!!!!!

[nuttyscandy]

whats coups ? lol

[madmikeskills3]

lol

[flippysknife]

WHOOOPPPER!!!!!!...WHOPPER NO ONION lol

[YesNoMaybe21x]

i love this one!!! its so funny. watch the one called "dane cook : my son optimus prime" if you havnt seen it already. its really funny

[cHeErLeAdEr985]

not without coups baby

[xoSoccerbabexo7]

lo freakin l hahahahaha sooo freakin funny yea

[sasukeandsakura1996]

dane is a silly bitch lol

[boburtosway]

large frie muther fuckaaaa!!!!!!! i cant hear u burger king!!!!!!!!!!!!! i u ready to rock!!! lol

[2earth4u]

THIS IS SO FUNNY. omg like iv'e never herd this before, but it's funny. YOU GUYS NEED TO LISTEN TO THE "WHEN A STRANGER CALLS" ITS halriouse.

[flippysknife]

lol that movie sucked not scary at all

[cphase28]

whopper lair dane is so crazy i fuckin love him

[Andrewtylerfriesen]

no sexy beast

[luke7272]

Dane is a beast of comedy

[babyboo547oo]

i find him more of a sexy beast of comedy

[Brittany226]

ahahah dane cook is soooo f'n hot and hes hillarious.

[babyboo547oo]

not with out coops... not with out oops baby. LOL you gotta love dane cook

[Twists4kicks]

wow you guys. Amazing. I love it. <3

[TheSombreroMan]

rofl i'm bleeding from the ears!

[littletopazangel82]

WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!!!! no bun seeds.XP

[mob1u5]

excuse me im fucking bleeding from the earsLol

[lazygamerbum]

chuckn tenders

[IFlameHazeI]

BK lounge

older brother= 8---->

lol gotta love Dane

[cheerio252]

lol! so funnnnnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! =)

[kittycode911]

soo funny!!! like five stars!!  i want a whopper now

[yukicross96]

This is FFUUNNNNYY!!

[unknowservice]

lol thats sooo true!!!

[gargoyles2006]

sweet 'n' sour sauce on my pussy..

[alexac15]

man in a yellow poncho named hank

[firefog]

That Girl at 3:23 is hot at beatiful and pretty and all things good

[bob788]

love the "wat the fuck" part on driv thru

[POPSTAR4057]

lol this is so funny I like the pussy part lol

[reenniieexox]

hahahahahahahahah  love it ...

WHOOOOPPPPPERRRRR!!!!! hahaha

[xXxMooImADuckxXx]

I LOVE YOU HANK &hearts; lmao

[missaaaayyyy]

hahahah, "please drive around then there is this lang pause and she goes 'where do i go?' okay maam your gonna go to the texaco station, take a right, go 5 and a 1/2 miles south east and your gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho, his name is hank and he'll take you to the whopper layer, THATS WHERE YOU GO! and you gto 10 mins to get there or we'll take your food."

hahahaha i love dane cooook!

[pimppadilla]

LMFAO.

[freak1413]

the fucking asian is hot o.O

[hotrodgirl65]

the asian isnt hot the director is

[jessejamescar]

fuch ya

[CaStAwAy24]

yeh dat chick iz hot.. lol

[woogle83]

the asians hot

[TheKingPhilippino]

That is pretty hilarious!!!!

[JarOfDirt15]

he thought he WAS the burger king.

hahaha love it.

[valsurfgirl]

WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!!!!!

[ivanjursdotter]

Hi, welcome to Burger King, may i take your order?

[simpsonsfreak17man]

WHOPPER!

[aliw93]

THE ASIAN.

lmao!!!!

[cstrr44]

this is fuckin' halirous!!!

[LostShadowSasuke92]

Lol!!

[sharms87]

worked at mcdonalds for 6 months...i know how it is, people suck so much....this video is great!!! LMAO

[geekgrrlxxx]

i worked at mcdonalds for 2 years. so many fucking douche bags did that sweet&sour thing while i was on drive-thru. but i will admit that dane cook is a silly bitch. the skidrow thing kills me everytime lol

[snakestwinbro]

hank will take u to the wopper lair but u have 10 min.

lol

[kagomeluvah123]

..WHOPPER ...sir wut can i get...WHOPPER NO ONION haha that cracked me up

[sageje030]

sweet&sour sauce for my PUSSY!

[Skooz88]

:D so funny

[CrYsTaLgUrL1o1]

BEST ACT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I worship Dane Cook! LMFAOLOLOMGLMAOROFL!

[missouri2725]

ok mam ur gonna hit the texaco

LOL!!!

ten minutes to get there or we take ur food

[not2stoopid]

LOL!

[zengod861]

lmao

[TsukiyomiSasuke92]

Lol this is a funny video. Haha!

[tmntx5]

wow the BK lounge is like the funniest thing ever. love dane cook!!!<3 the bk lounge is hilarious, and the absolute best hang out! heck yea (napoleon dynamite!)

[mbjack]

can we get in to the BK lounge..

nope not with out coops...... WHOPPPERR!!!!! WHOPPPER NOW ONIONS!!!

[BlacksuitJack]

HAHAHA!

[affinity1]

Props to your MS Paint skillz!!

[aguero8]

Sour Sauce on my pussy LoL

[poutube1102]

omfg almost shit myself WHOPPER NO ONION

[bellalinda233]

Hi welcome to burger king. may I please take ur order?

WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!

Sir..?!

WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!

Roflzzzz

[XboxDEgamer]

Rofl WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!

[macTX74]

bk louge

[Emocake99]

WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!

[ipodlover3]

you are so awesome. dane cook is awesome.

Girls: "Can I Get In"

Dane: "Not without coups,not without coups baby"

Hilarious

[planbollie]

i love all dane cook videos hes so fucking funny hes awsume great work shyguy keep up the good work

[mizdemeanor2146]

hahahahhahahahhaahahahahahahah =D I LOVE YOU DANE COOK!!!! =]

[Element1494]

that dane cook is a silly bitch

[withallmylove999]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha­hahaha

[bballluva9]

----------thj---- my guniea pig wrote this

[STRIKE4LUV]

no matter how manjy time i watch this , iz still funny lol

[987revenge]

Whopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sir Whopper no onions!!!!!!!!!!!Excuse me i'm f##kin'g bleeding from the ears lol

[KiSaNeTen]

...pickles, cheese, pickles , ...pickles on my pickles... lol.

ok there will be a guy in a yellow pancho his name is hank he'll take you to the whopper lair lol i love this i watched it like 200 times

[yoxkoolxkid]

where do i go?

where do u go?

you follow the one fuckin road your on to me?

that part until the end is hilarious man!

[MacedonianBever]

lol i love the dane cook videos

[niky2mx]

i love the part about the sweet and sour sauce on my pussy it's so damn funny

[tbs1989]

wow!!! that was effing hilarious

man, how long did it take you??? great job, btw

[QZfoReveR]

Look Daddy, Hungry Jacks. LOL

[QZfoReveR]

lmao...si!.. WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!

[divatatdkatd]

funniest thing i ever saw

[Brookiepie264]

ily s0o0o much=D

[oOSamuraiOo]

lmfao "WHOOOPER!!!!"

[Robochao00]

hey don't steal other peoples videos and make it look it look like yours. this video was made a user called clip

cartoon.

[oogieoogie]

what's the asian's name? she's hot stuff ;D

[Devoimprov]

the pause for laughter made me chuckle

[dpa638]

this one's awesome, good job!

[whitevr6mk3]

awesome video one of my favorites

[redcherries17]

WHOPPER!!! WHOPPERNO ONION!!!

[LakerGirl4Life]

super funny. lol .hes fucking hilarious.

[AdventCloud123]

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[hockeydude055]

i know it means coupons ok mispelled

[ZfrancisZ]

i've seen the real video of this skit.. hihi.. :D

[sasukeztwin]

xD love him

[redcherries17]

freakin foony

[baltimoreravens9]

whopper! whopper no onion!

[mizzmaryb]

hahahah i just listened to this on the cd. YALL MADE THE VIDEO GO WELL WITH IT. awesome. =) i couldnt stop laughin. LOL

[nathanburdett999]

where do i go ?

[fire1358]

haha omg i love this video! ^^ mi older bro worked there 2 he wasnt a dick but his manger was he complained 2 meh bout bk all teh time ^^ great video!