Team Fortess 2 - Meet the Heavy

[jefffinley11]

This vid is popular on China

[MichalTaunyapz371]

so i am an uk girly

[rae95066]

there goes 2 million dollars :)

[Kom3tBrawl]

FYI; the Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature.

[19TChaparro]

Some people may out smart me..maybe (SNIFF) maybe.. (puts sunglasses on).. I have yet to meet one who can out smart bullet. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!!

[alexandermadden1987]

352 people TOUCHED MY GUN!!!

[Xcallion]

Heavy isnt stupid at all. he knows a lot about his gun and he learned how to speak english.

[balafixa102]

dafuq at 1:22 is scout holding SMG?

[jaspervleeuwen]

Its funny cause he actually is firing his weapon for 12 seconds

[yooshiman]

352 people touched Sasha

[mrclankdog]

press 5 for who touched my gun

[121wietse]

i Am proffesional russian

[Sanghelios5]

It costs 3,000,000 uber credits to watch this video. If you watched it, you're uber!

[Freakenomics]

it costs $2,000,000 to fire it for a minute.

[TehGamerStuff]

check out my videos.

[superluigibrothers64]

For ammo that size and such a fast fireing speed wouldnet he need to constently reload? for a gun like that to be effective it would need to be the size of a tank or bigger. I didn't do any calculations but It seems easily like that from guess work.

[fifa405]

@superluigibrothers64 It team fortress don't take it seriously on the ammo part lulz

[blazeyagent]

I am heavy weapons guy *unzips pants* and this is my weapon

[TehGamerStuff]

Put dispenser here!

Hi, im a retard and I make TF2 Live commentaries. I only have an engie live comm atm but more to come.

[Antimanele104]

The dislike bar it's so small...IT"S FUNNY TO ME!

[masterofre51v2]

@Antimanele104 why cuz its like your penis OH HE DEAD HE DEAD!!!...idk im sad :[

[Antimanele104]

@masterofre51v2 grow some brains in your tiny head,you seem to be missing some.

[masterofre51v2]

@Antimanele104 yeah ok manele ok

[Kommentar123]

In my country to get Heavy's weapon going for 12 seconds, it costs 2 million. (IM NOT ENGLISH. IF U HAVE A problem? (*Trollface*) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.)

[BlackBulletIV]

In that firing sequence, he shot through around $200,000 dollars.

[john305305]

In a minute he shoots 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

[SuperMysticButterfly]

fortess, lol fail

[Pretender6]

he's a savant, allround limited in his intelligence, EXCEPT when crying with "Sasha" :-)

[ninjafrogs97]

@Pretender6 limited in his INTELLIGENCE?!?! 1.He has a P.hD. 2. He a great intel carrier in CTF.

[Pretender6]

@ninjafrogs97 Then again, i might spoke to soon, sorry about that, but in which area's has he got Phd's? Btw i just play the game casually, so therefore might miss something here or there

[ninjafrogs97]

@Pretender6 Russian Literature. Also, it's OK. I play with one hand. So, there's a lvl playing field here.

[Pretender6]

@ninjafrogs97 Not to want to nag, where is do you know that? I mean, is there a background information somewhere?

[ninjafrogs97]

@Pretender6 there are a few comics. I learned it from the wiki, however.

[ripsaw3]

Ubercharge can outsmart a bullet

[proolsen1]

The voice actors Valve hire are awesome

[1i11en]

FUCK EA THEY SUPPORT SOPA

[CrimsonDragonEX1]

I am Heavy weapons guy... and this *unzips pants* is my gun

[MrAndresTVs]

did everybody saw the scout weapon at the end?¿

[TheVegit0]

@MrAndresTVs  ooh may gadd scout has the sniper secondary weapon NOOOOUUU

[TheRadicalOneNG]

The video that started it all...

[BlueSpirit2100]

i am heavy weapons guy(drops pants) and this is my weapon

[bf2lover42]

In this video, he fires Sasha for exactly 12 seconds.

[player1diao]

Russian accent fail

[benchoko2]

@player1diao thats the joke....

[MrAwesome832]

351 poeple couldn't out-smart "bullet"

[DarthRavus]

Anyone else notice that at 1:21 the scout has an SMG? Huh?

[jasteen800]

@DarthRavus It's the early version of TF 2. Before some major update, I guess.

[Leishmaniasisably]

@DarthRavus That's from the original trailer(s). Before the game was refined a bit.

[stallonedude40]

@DarthRavus Scout originally had a Nailgun instead of the Scattergun.

[DrCheese100]

351 people cant aford to fire this for 12 seconts

[DrCheese100]

351 people cant aford to fire this for 12 seconts

[epictugboat45]

heavy is russian

[EvilCookeh404]

anyone else get goosebumps when he talks about the gun or when hes talking about outsmarting bullet? No?

(\(*-*)/)

[RoboJohn500]

at 1:00 look at the bullet he's holding and look at the ones on his shoulder

[Insulterz]

it's more like flame thrower

[Thielor]

So... I have only one question. Did this guy come out first, or was he based on the FPSRussia dude :D

[PoniesWithProblems]

@Thielor You so funny.

[DeamonMaim]

holy shit this was an old art piece of the team at 1:21

[TheAndyrew1234]

351 people have to pay to fire this weapon for twelve sconds

[Th3Australian1]

351 people try to outsmart bullet

[Strudel288]

I've never seen a 70-year-old man go apesh*t with am M134!

[EmilMacko]

I am Youtube Comments Guy, and this, is my comment

It weights 150 KB and types 200 costum letters at 10,000 rounds per minute

It costs 400,000 Dollars to read this comment, for 12 seconds.

[pimpi343xboxgamertag]

@EmilMacko best  comment ever (for this video)

[AZ094243]

I'm actually here to check on how many bullets it takes to get the "Heavy Industry" achievement

[bobbysikora]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!!!

[fads90]

I just realized they spelled "Fortress" in the title wrong.

[AZ094243]

@fads90 hehe...

[CahillDestro]

I used to touch sasha, then i took an arrow to the knee

[sackboy198]

Why do we not have that as the muzzle flare?

[WizzyEA]

1:08 HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[matyi10012]

It cost 400 000$ to watch this video for 12 seconds.

[LoonySeo]

I`m going to pay if needed to listen to the voice actor for 5 minutes

[xXl33tn0sc0pe4l1f3Xx]

200 dollar custom tooled cartreges, less than 5 damage

[Ruvan100]

Oh my god who touch Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

[Starwarsrap1]

I was laughing the entire time

XD

[Gateau]

I am heavy sandvich guy.

And THIS is my sandvich.

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe...Maybe...

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart sandvich.

[MrJuicyHamburger]

did you know the heavy is russian

[TensionAirsoft]

@MrJuicyHamburger did you know tf2 is a video game

[MushroomHedgehog]

How come I can't find this in the Orange Box port of the game for Xbox 360?

[jupilerbar]

351 people touched his gun and didn't get away with it

[NoctisDubstep]

fuck ea sports

[superdriver25]

Is it bad that I want to hunt down and strangle all heavies, because of their noobiness and stealing my kills?

[BBCrocksXM8]

@superdriver25 knife them in the back

[15GamingGuy]

@superdriver25 I go into sore loser mode when that happens. If it is a Heavy, Engie or Sniper i go Spy. If it was a Spy or Scout i go Pyro. If its a Pyro, Demoman or Soldier i go Heavy.

[PrayersOfAngels]

Can't wait to Cosplay as Heavy for Anime North in May 2012 :D Yay for girls trying to pull this off xD

[Kubi718]

Why this is claimed as "contains content from EA"?

"hEAvy" and "tEAm fortress 2".

What the fuck.

[DevissProductions]

Looking at the ending screen gives me an idea of how far TF2 has come.

[Rhomeozon]

200 dollars per round? holy crap

[zomghax12]

Heavy: Oh my god, who touched Sasha?

Scout: I did!

Heavy: HUUUEEEEEAAAAGGGH----

*explodes*

[TeamFortress2Medic]

I am YouTube comments guy, and this is mt comment!

It costs 400000 dollars to read this comment.....For 12 seconds!

[BluScoutBonk]

Lulz, scout's SMG would be overpowered.

[TheHypercamgamesman]

Who touched my gun!

[Soundlesskitty]

@tulnukus2000

12 seconds, but same premise.

[antiroxas11]

12

[thejjbee]

So like, me gusta.

[TheDinosaur900]

FUCK Electronic Arts all they ever care about is money. Same goes for that shit company "MAXIS" -_- and fuck copyright infrigement.

[Chrisk122990]

@TheDinosaur900 EA owns Maxis.

Back in the day, before EA bought them out, Maxis was awesome.

[KingKimwer]

I am heavy weapons guy and thi- PUT DISPENSER HERE

[Benjaminmaymay]

WTF at the end scout has SMG. The Gun from Sniper

[BuAiSmAnA360]

@Benjaminmaymay that's because it was the beta version. More later they decided to change the SMG of the Scout for a automatic shotgun and port the SMG to the Sniper as a secondary weapon.To bad, Scout would look better with the SMG.

[TheDinosaur900]

Apparently, 351 people touched Sasha.

[Chupathingy495]

@TheDinosaur900 And they couldn't outsmart bullet.

[TheDinosaur900]

@Chupathingy495 And now they're here to F*** US!

[66Metallicaman66]

Already approved one that can help smug born.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[66Metallicaman66]

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

TRANSCRIBE AUDIO:

PLOT ARE SMART DRUG

?_?

[Dark0neone]

If TF2 was like Counter Strike where you had to buy your weapons and, gods forbid, your ammo, no one would play The Heavy.

[Longimus1]

transcribe the audio XD

[epicdudeqt]

I've yet to meet someone who can out smart BULLET!

[lordofthenachos]

"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

The Heavy has obviously never met the aliens from Darkest Hour

[09xoo]

why is the scout holding an smg?

[brickfilms780]

@09xoo this was in BETA look it up

[Operbot]

EA was the oficcial distributor,just love those guys(not gay) from EA

[benrlssndunoit]

0:34 that laugh can cure cancer

[XxFlamexHeadxX]

I like how this one is more viewed than the one uploaded by valve

[TheMastershadyy]

he looks like dwane johnson LOL

[Zolega89]

what is heavy's favourite music?

[Mensakidd]

YUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUTU­TUT

[radleyholla71b]

This video went viral on Ottawa

[SimplyMinecrafterz]

350 parents are sad because their kids tried to outsmart bullet

[CloneComander1138]

@SimplyMinecrafterz Maybe...sniff...maybe...

[TheGM777]

i outsmarted a bullet but it lead my to another bullet



[MultiAndrew57]

1:18

scout is holding a smg

[MrDoob420]

omg who touched sacha...WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!

[jakeacer121]

lol pause at 0:14

[Badchoicesmade]

Everytime I see a brute with a mini in saints row the third, i think of heavy.

[skmelbo]

'' People can outsmart me, but i have yet to see someone outsmart the bullet'' awesome =)

[Csp499]

"Who touched Sasha?"

This guy, apparently. /watch?v=2pBbOLPCjaU

[AJE1111]

haha, another heavy died in 1:10

[AJE1111]

MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! *munches on sandvich* SCOUT TASTES GOOD!!

[LoonieGamer]

Srsly,you're fucking name is heavy weapons guy imagine that if you were called by your teacher with that name

[One3teen]

If only we lived in a world were you could instantly respawn after you die. Imagine the Sandvich related possibilities.

[HollywoodUndeaDanny]

Who touched Sasha?

[NightWingTheBat]

"i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" = LOL

[imcharginmahlazer1]

i use to be a heavy like you ,then i took a slap to the knee

[ElongatedVowels]

I'm pretty sure Emil from Robocop said the "outsmart a bullet" before it was made cool by the Heavy.

[Avpsagaman]

@ElongatedVowels Goku doesn't need to outsmart a bullet.

[CannabisTis]

Let's all write a mail to Valve about EA claiming something that isn't theirs..

[orcra1]

Soon this is going be be taken down by ea for "copyright infringement"



[MrCrossoverer]

@orcra1 I think there partners

[Csp499]

@MrCrossoverer Apparently, Valve uses EA for retail, and they contribute to the distribution of the console versions of their games (or something like that).

Still, EA had no involvement with the Meet the Team trailers in any way.

[MrCrossoverer]

@orcra1 I mean Valve and Steam, as long this tells what content it has they can't bitch about

[ArunAwayTurtle]

@orcra1 its been up for like 5 years i dont think they are going to

[astralacuity]

@orcra1 1. EA??? 2. The beginning says it's cleared by Valve for public release

[DJDelta0]

@astralacuity The video says that there's content from EA, but there really isn't. So people are saying that EA will take this video down for no reason whatsoever.

[WarLordM1]

@orcra1

EA doesnt own this game.

[MecTecher]

@WarLordM1 No, Valve owns the game although EA did do the conversion for it to PS3

[shroomanox]

@WarLordM1 Thank christ for that.

[ComanderSazabi2000]

@orcra1 wtf its from valve not ea

[ComanderSazabi2000]

@orcra1 plus tf2 is free

[MrKolo213]

@orcra1 dude its not made by ea its made by valve

[b00xx]

also I think UMG contains some of this content

[Frug4l]

WTF theres zero content from EA in this

[Otterrat]

Contains content by EA, what?!

[EngNaruSuks]

@Otterrat

SOPA!

[superjchamma]

@Otterrat Cause EA secretly published The Orange Box. Yeah, I don't know why?

Then EA decides to be an asshole, and makes Origin to rip off Steam from Valve. Bastards.

[airwilliam24]

@Otterrat What?! Thats over 9000!!!!!

[Jamesdavis33333]

@Otterrat Fuck EA for being a bitch xD

[sambudwiser]

@Otterrat they like to own a little bit of everything

[robothotwing]

@Otterrat because the orange box was optimized for xbox and ps3 by ea, and they think they own everything

[FredIsMyName22]

@Otterrat EA did the PS3 orange box port.

[Raidin137]

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." I swear, that is one of the greatest lines ever.

[robertas2391]

heavy is russian?

[SuperAndy1997]

thumb up if you saw his eyes change from green to blue in Vido.

[TheCastSky]

people think they can outsmart me maybe maybe,im been waiting too see eho can outsmart bulet

[megasean3000]

@errorus1the1first

Actually, I did this achievement today, and it was something like 2-3 minutes worth of firing. Either Heavy was lying on the price of the bullets or Valve incorrectly labelled the achievement to 2 million dollars worth xD

[Simanetik]

i like how he describes his weapon

[elpowerred]

1-Click in the CC button

2-Click in Transcribe Audio.

3-Sh... yourself!

[banderson2066]

so total thats like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000 dollars used in the game and sill going lol

[ImmaUlquiorraCifer]

"I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet"

Yeah, good luck on killing a Spy with a Dead Ringer

[brickfilms780]

im am big comments guy and this is my comment it weighs 567 characters and writes at 987 characters per minute that is 567$ for reading this for 12 seconds.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.oh my god who touched natascha?WHO TOUCHED MY COMMENT. some people think they have better comments then me,maybe,but i have yet to see one who can out smart letter *me getting thumbs up by second* hehehe thumbs down more thumbs down more

[scowner4]

every character in tf2 is so fuckin awesome... SO FUCKING AWESOME

[bananaphoneman11]

HE REMINDS ME OF MY DAD WHEN HES ANGRY

[destroyer4428]

this is seriously like my if i was in TF2 >:E3 who touched MY minigun? cause i got one :D

[ninjaco99]

I am Important Viewer guy.And this is my view.I make 150% Of these views,watch 200 Weapons a day at 10,000 Seconds per minute.It costs 400,000 Dollars to make a view..for 12 seconds. Oh who touched the viewa...WHO TOUCHED MY VIEW!? Some people say they have more views then me...Maybe..But I yet meet someone who can outsmart this comment.

[BurritoMan109]

Lyrics Plz

[2playstationnetwork]

thats my dogs name

[ThePartners7]

I am heavy dildos guy and this is my dildo. It costs 400,000 to vibrate this dildo for 12 seconds.