Immortality: a PSA

[YMCMBTN]

they talkin bout immortality like some illness!

[kame0t]

A MATRIX SPRITE

[conraydo]

neo has been a pirate? soooo cooool x)

[MrBluewatson]

ha ha.... oh shit all of the above

[Justiciero93]

la pelirroja esta buena

[aidajg]

que basura, que desprestigio.



[jcost2012]

He is the 1ne

[CRUSADEwisdom]

I hope this is a joke

[hiram540]

I eat babies to extend my life, does that count?

[kankry15]

is alien..................

[cyberlifer]

im immortal, im 35 and have not died yet!



[mertxeLOVESpaddy]

lol what a load of old bollocks!!

[bangermccrusher]

Hi I´m Duncan Mc leod

[juanhzc]

awebo es el elegido " NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

he is the chosen

[davidhindu]

good joke but not funny at all...

[SociedadeAlternativ4]

what the fuck is this assholes

[Tianoevanova]

You guys are so fucking stupid. The guy in the picture is WHITE, ROSY CHEEKED AND HAS A DIFFERENT HAIR COLOUR. Mr. Reeves is aging, too. Dumb asses!

[CommanderOfTheGrey]

You do know that Keanu Reeves can time travel? He was sent from the future throughout different periods in time to warn the people of impending doom.

[TheWhatCrap]

Millions of dollars in plastic surgery will give you immortality also.

[hegemoniuspiper]

it's a shame

[vimmasi1]

I can fap to this girl!

[2012ek2012]

WTF?

[CalamityM]

I loled

[umakuntur]

no entendí ni papa

[DanteTrickster]

Im immortal, it really sucks.

[cclibronegro]

When will I learn not to waste my time watching crap like this ...?

[Offmarko]

@cclibronegro so true so true. . . wait maybe katy perry illuminati will do ^^

[FantasminhaCamarada]

Ridículo.



[darthrigel]

help an immortal to die

[Marcellone86able]

Yes an I m john connor leader of resistance

[Princessgot]

@ricardmendieta56 y sumamente doloroso no crees...

[sistematic1]

how did i get here from black ops !

[kukkaFeatures]

Get help?! Get to Hollywood

[jtanaka2]

Why is this downvoted so much, it's hilarious!

[jtanaka2]

@jtanaka2 I mean disliked... toooo much reddit

[ricardmendieta56]

yo amaria ser inmortal estupidos asi puedo vivir una vida diferente cada tanto tiempo y si sos inmortal te podes tirar de un avion sin paracaidas y no morir eso seria genial!!!!!!

[RalphDevilRG]

Claro, si alguien es inmortal tiene que ser Keanu Reeves, hasta el nombre suena de otra época

[jacp3164354447]

hahahahahahah matrix 

[TheBloc27]

neo just won't die:)) fuck u agent smith!!!!

[TheBloc27]

neo just won't die:)) fuck u agent smith!!!!

[BOBSAGETPWNSURFACE]

42-48 i lolled hard

[ZacksQuest]

Keanu Reeves- VAMPIRE

Nicholas Cage- VAMPIRE

John Travolta- VAMPIRE

Spongebob- REGENERATIVE VAMPIRE

Michael Jackson- SINGING ZOMBIE "CUZ DIS IS THRI-LLERR!!"

[EztliAztecatl]

sweet! I am not alone! and Im not kidding

[mexicanzombie69]

Immortality sucks imagine you get stuck in space,caves,holes,and there's no one to help you

[TomTheBombBombadilo1]

how can that person be your brother that means thay would be born by the same mother or farther if thay are born then that wouldn't be immortality that would be reincarnation . take away the make up and see how he looks then . its not imposible for people to look the same we are all some how related in some way. your all gona look pritty stupid when he finaly dies. and by the way he dosen't look like jesus because jesus was a black jew. death is inevitable face it.nothing ever last forever

[catcookie]

That was hilarious! But, he is aging very well. He had really good genes

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[Darth5Steel]

My brother is also my pimp.

[DarkeningSkies1]

C'mon- if Keanu had really lived that long, he would be a waaaay better actor.

[monikknows]

dude drugs kill leave that shit now!!!!

[Devorvan]

lol immortality is not a curse, its a gift!

[dewayne16100]

i think it will be cool to never die

[EnkaBepka]

u are so crazy!!! that u need to go get help u sick people lol

[MDSCRIU]

que lixo!

[KageegeeDJ]

Can't tell if troll or just really shitty

[situyo]

Justin Biber Gayimortal.................NOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[samadhiquandry]

she needs to get help for that outfit. XD

[alexsevadecopas]

fuck you american stupidd¡¡¡¡¡¡

[metallicstucco]

Thank you. It's good to know someone out there cares. The worst part is, that for the last 1500 years, I've been a complete loser and a total asshole :-(

[samadhiquandry]

@metallicstucco lol how awesome for you

[miniomio]

jaajjajaaajaajjajjjajajajajjaj­ajaaaj so stupid americans

[MethaneMcGuiness]

Obviously if he was immortal, he'll be a better actor by now.

[dumraden]

Successful troll video is Successful

"It could be your proctologist, your pimp.." haha :P

[MrDeamon1]

You clicked it

[gimlot79]

so many people worked on this just to steal my time^^.....idiots

[Thunderfvck]

0:30 that's not Keanu, that's CHEVY CHASE with a beard!

[LilianaVel]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO

[Trinder3467]

I wish I inherited the disease called "Immortality".

[TranquilityTorii]

Once one reaches max level, they stop leveling.

[TheFloordie]

descobriram meu segredo...

[TheFloordie]

OMFG OOOO_OOO

[ryanplacide]

these people are looking too much pinky and the brain



[DEMIURGO21]

hahahaha, really???? my gosh, you gotta be kidding me, right???

[ceres778]

jajajaja LOL too much free time.

[lonkow]

is that just gay?

[DuchessAliana]

I can't stop laughing. The Keanu Reeves joke is just priceless.

[666lainey1]

Rock on keanu . i have the same problem.........

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

Why did you need such a big film crew for this pile of shit?

[WildPirate13]

Love it!!! It tickled my front lobe. lol!!

[OakTheDestroyer]

This video sucks ass

[Alekx]

The music. Haha.

I like how the quality looks like a real 90s PSA.

[Gabrielofdeath777]

Immortalaty Isn't A Curse For Guys Already Died

[fuckreligion123]

Are you guy's fuckin kidding me! Cause i was like " OMG these guys are serious!?" if immortality is real then im sorry guys but its fuckin not a curse

[IslamisBeautiful100]

@fuckreligion123 We'll see about that when you stand in front of God on Judgement day. Allah says in the Quran in Chapter of Mary "But does not man call to mind that we created him before, out of nothing * So, by thy Lord, without doubt, we shall gather them (disbelievers) together, and The Evil Ones (with them); then shall we bring them forth on their knees around Hell * Then shall We certainly drag out from every sect all those who were worst in obstinate rebellion against (God) Most Gracious"

[fuckreligion123]

@IslamisBeautiful100 bro. i read Quran. And its bullshit. If there is a god. Then he must be dead. Cause of your stupid asses. I will see 'you when you die. Your body will be vanished. But sorry no ones soul will go to the Other side.Not yours and not mines either. You now why? CAUSE THERE IS FUCKİN NO OTHER SIDE!!!

[cayerman]

you guys are gayer than gay!

[malairius]

@cayerman nice verbal joust retard.

[ronan32]

@cayerman

wow such intellect

[nzigen31]

ARGH MAH NAME IS REEVES AND I'M A PIRATE ARRRRGHH

[DustyWulf1]

they told me i could be anything i wanted.... so i became a god

[IslamisBeautiful100]

@DustyWulf1 We'll see about that when you stand in front of Allah on Judgement day. Allah says in the Quran in Chapter of Mary :: "But does not man call to mind that we created him before, out of nothing * So, by thy Lord, without doubt, we shall gather them (disbelievers) together, and The Evil Ones (with them); then shall we bring them forth on their knees around Hell * Then shall We certainly drag out from every sect all those who were worst in obstinate rebellion against (God) Most Gracious"

[Toyman1982]

You know, its all funny and stuff but is Immortality really a curse? beyond living their is nothing, sure heaven and hell might be real, or not.. we dont know. some think they know, others are far more honest when they say they dont. but if i was Immortal id NEVER need to fear Death. some say its a curse, i say its a gift.

[platon1988]

What's the pseudonym that Keanu Reeves used when he was the man on the painting at 0:33?

[jibaritobueno]

Who said that's a curse?!?!?! Is it contagious? If so, how can I get infected?

[wiseye61]

cool story bro

[elementaljoe]

Cool.

Sorry.

[elementaljoe]

Nothing better to do.

[malairius]

@elementaljoe not really. It was a school thing.