MADTV - Steven Segal's America

[ksmith798]

the mad tv fight scenes are way more realistic than any Steven Segal movie I've ever seen

[chblel]

Love Will Sasso

[NOyaPara]

4:31



[bluewhale18]

This has always been my favorite Youtube video

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[TheEschwank02]

BRILLIANT! It always makes me laugh. =)

[bangbangshotmedown2]

-''so your saying i did'nt just see you stick your gum under the table ''

-'' No

- No'' ?, Tell you what why dont you take a closer look.

(WHAM) (WHAM) (WHAM) (WHAM) (WHAM)

[Dalija1979]

lol

[akatalavistika14]

3:14 haahahahahahahahahahahah

[ImtheMetalnoiD]

Irimi-nage at 3:26 just kills me LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!

[TToni9]

soooooo true!!!!!

[yaying404]

love mad tv!

[visioneerone]

Sometimes I miss MadTV. Lots of misses, but when they hit they hit !

[TopL4m3r]

steven seagal just thought of van damme, thats why he got angry lol.. but van damme 4 ever!

[RcUniverseGuy]

@TopL4m3r van damme takes it in the ass though... steven doesn't... whos more of a man?

[brightspark495]

Seagal is not that fat

[mikedrummonds]

Sasso's impresion of the real life Seagal is almost flawless, if only he had managed to communicate using the systemn of clicking and grunts.

[TaylorMadeN9T]

"Put the Sweet & Low back on the table."

[nafism6969]

LOL

[fukstick40]

This is like American foreign policy.

[hernan120189]

ES VERDAD ESTA GORDO STEVEN SEGAL"S

[lilmissmusic2012]

Will Sasso is a genius :D

[Zain844]

The real Steven Segal must think this is fucking hilarious

[repelghosts]

Who is this fat,ugly pig? erase this fat arsed pig...now!

Gemma

[HiFakeS]

4:45 - Who write it?

[973JJJ]

"See that?... I blame all you" why? xD

[vBDKv]

It's so sad he went to make sitcoms which btw all suck ass. Go back and make some more of this!

[Webzlinger]

Put the Sweet N Low back on the table.

[iDraw3G]

"We don't want any trouble"

"Keep your receipt, cause you just bought some" rofl

[93grandamgt]

i love the part where he says well keep your receipt cause you just bought some LOL

[TheyCallMeNewb]

that ominous back ground music when seagal is closing in on the bad people is epic

[Selljasplint20R]

3:13 hahahaha How ridiculous, well, this guy is too fat to be Steven Seagal XD

[mS28811]

@Selljasplint20R Too fat? Steven Segal is fatter.

[Selljasplint20R]

@mS28811 Nonsense, in the year 1988 to 1990 Steven Seagal was thinner, was from the year 2003 that began to be fat, and your information is not as fat as you say.

[ThaOneChrisJONES]

Damn, you know your having a bad day when you walk into a nice little diner thinkin "Im gonna eat a nice meal" but instead are attacked by Steven Seagal.

[SchweitzerMan]

141 people bought trouble...but didn't keep the receipt

[Chewychu31]

omg i cant stop laughn

[videofan6629]

Steven Segal try that to Lucy Lawless and he will be oh so sorry,LOL

[MrSlayerfan91]

Black guy in olive colored t-shirt: We're not looking for trouble.

Steven Segal: Well, you better keep your receipt because you just ordered some!

[ESEXSPOOK3]

AHAHAHA I LIKE HOW HE RANDOMLY BEATS UP AND SNAPS PEOPLES NECK LOL

[Jetli2013]

4:30

[thegame2011able]

He doesnt look like Steven Segal.His hair piece is way...better lol.

[Razlo5000]

She steals the sweet n' low but HE gets kicked over the counter? Thats bullshit.

[Sener]

"I think we can all agree... Millie is America". A great line that was totally ignored by the crowd.

[TheEschwank02]

@Sener The jokes on you because that wasnt a real audience. =D

[SilverShifter1]

stealing sucks u get ur ass kicked!

[ninjasauceshadow]

Will Sasso is Curly in the upcoming movie Three Stooges!

[UniversalMinded]

LMAO

[UTubeisSHIT523441]

To me nothing means America more than America. And Americans. ROTFLOL.

[AntiGrav82]

@benjie414 He meant to say he could eat 100 donuts in 11 seconds.

[Baldoxxx4000]

He's Captain America in disguise...

[CBHnoob]

I thought he was gonna get mad at the first couple because they were interracial

[ExistenceWithin]

@CBHnoob nope, that would be very UNamerican if that was the case....so is stealing 'sweet & lo's..

[CBHnoob]

@ExistenceWithin you never know...

[benjie414]

somebody should tell him that he can't be a buddhist and kill people.

in a movie, he claimed he could run 100 meters in 11 seconds.

[jeffrey19621]

His martial arts skills appear to to be as good as Steven Segals. Good physical sketch comedy .

[WithinThePower]

everything...is part of steven seagal's America.

[hautausurakoitsija]

This guy does the best Steven Seagal impersonation ever.

[dubya305]

HAHAHA 3:05....That's exactly what Steve would have done!!

[fromjuanotojohny]

i blame all you!!

[DJLEW42]

keep pressing 3 for constipated steven

[gregk0095]

this video is not fully american with those european subtitles lol

[kite05]

best part is at 3:23-3:35

[coiner74]

141 people don't like America

[ozziesaki91]

"well then, u better keep your receipt, cause you just bought some." *kick* LOL

[mamma2224]

thumbs up for the Norwegian subtitles!!

[kingsstay37]

Lol.Sassos the man!!

[85639]

OH NO! Is that cake okay?.. xD

[MultiSinoda]

140 people are infectious germs.

[CREGGYAS]

139 people arent americans

[ilovefrankandbeans]

that old lady is lois from family guy

[ndndrunk]

He just beats everyone up lol

[Spritejan]

и это тоже патриотизм) *This is Хорошо*

[asecamp]

@Spritejan xaxa



[brotherskaulitz4ever]

Cooooool THE VIDEO HAVE NORWIGAN SUBTITTELS xD LoL

[frogsoda]

At first I thought the subtitles were part of the skit. As if everything Seagal says is subtitled into different languages.

[marijuananation722]

I could kick Seagal's ass!!!!!

[xxTRUTHxx1]

The Seagal Machida front kick is at 3:27

[Irrenmann]

if this was a real show where Steven Seagal traveled America beating the shit out of people who didn't live up to his idea of a good American

I would watch it

[pete0969wi]

Keep your receipt-you just bought some!!!

[Steveman27]

@pete0969wi If he was to assult anybody, shouldn't he have assaulted HER, not him, since SHE was the one who was stealing? Wouldn't that make sense, if he's to take the fight to anyone? If women are to treated well, physcially and not be hurt, then what's wrong with treating men the same way? Not every man is some supreme action hero who can take a hit no problem, and some women can be tough and strong like former WWF wrestler Chyna or a highly skilled martial artist like Cynthia Rockrock.

[XkriskrossX]

@Steveman27 Its one of those stupid double standards right? Imagine if you have a couple. The man is a fragile office manager, and the woman is a decorated professional wrestler. There is a draft.. who gets sent to war first?

[malpo71]

the nutcracker

[lhorvei]

o my god love it when he breaks the old ladys arm!

[topdoozie1]

keep your receipt you just bought some  HAHA

[ElLeonDeLaSierra]

lmfao btw seagal is a fag

[CrossoverBeast]

@ElLeonDeLaSierra No.

[VelaToNorma7]

@CrossoverBeast no he's right seaga'sl a butt pirate

[CrossoverBeast]

@VelaToNorma7 No way.

[GlobalWarningIsAMyth]

@ElLeonDeLaSierra lol no... 

[ajhersi2]

when will saso kicked the guy over the counter all i could think was...damn it he tipped over the cake :( loool

[MIKESOWELL]

LMAO!!!! at 3:14

[imdemonfreak1779]

grabed him by nuts

[Solarfactor]

This is so good. 

[werdorino]

someone please put up the one of steven segal at the US 2000 election!

[mindblowerSKS]

seagal rules!



[datyungkilla]

classic

[N0p3]

Damn, some of those stunts were pretty brutal haha

[imdemonfreak1779]

i feel sad for the black guy who just came in.

[JLSealy2]

@THOMASkaaz that's because your a fat ass. Hahahaha jk

[NY1love]

"Hey look, we don't want any trouble, okay?" "Well then, keep your receipt, cause you just bought some." HAHAHAHAHA

[KnafosHellas]

People that stick their gum under the table need a lesson from Seagal!

[SexyAssDanny4]

hahaha i want a gif. of 3:27-3:29

[Collected23]

@SexyAssDanny4 Please let me know if you get one :D I want it too!!

[MikeZutch]

@SexyAssDanny4

I have one =]

[bugameca]

I thought he was referring to gingivitis...

[Cunnysmythe]

@bugameca So did I...

[8to1fav]

"Cavities?"..."Yeah Cavities!"..... Bamm!! LMAO

[PS3Gamecore]

LMAO @ 4:32 !!

[PS3MrWhite]

Millie sounds like Louis from Family Guy!

[mtumnene]

@PS3MrWhite SHE IS LOIS FROM FAMILY GUY!!

[MDelaney89]

@PS3MrWhite same person

[arklad]

@PS3MrWhite its the same actress

[PS3MrWhite]

norway FTW :)

[TheDeleonFamily1]

Steven sagal bits r too funny

[SuspiciousHunter]

LOL this is hilarious, SEGAL rules

[PhAnToMiCaRuS]

3:14-best part

[voimaapina]

fucking awesome vid

[ecupaulac666]

All them steven segal movies are crap but the madtv parodies are hellas funny

[Mayo141601]

lol funny

[THOMASkaaz]

my heart breaks every time i see that cake fall off the counter

[MidnightOverlord]

lurer på hva som skjedde med metropol

[finajet]

@MidnightOverlord den kanalen husker jeg å, Ali G gikk der.

[BOWLOFGRAVY1]

I just love how that black guy comes through the door and 'Steven Segal' just  chucks him on top of the counter rofl

[avenged7x1994]

135 people had their asses handed over to Steven Segal.

[MrShadeviperx]

"to me, nothing means America more than America, and Americans" lmfao

[amazingdany]

I was WAITING for SS' patented neck break.

[Kingvenom7]

we never miss a neck snap from steven, a fight without a neck break is not steven seagal lololol

[zaraki9661]

can you post more pliz

thanks

(:

[ThomasDemko]

lol. your just a patriotic bully.

[pinoi78]

It's funny cause it's true.

[chakazulu87]

the intro to this skit is fuckin hilarious lol

[JANULA23]

HILARIOUS :)

[slapbassboy1]

Rotflmao.!! Steven Seagal's America.!! "yea like a cavity ::POW::" hahaha

[xdarkfilthx]

Lmao

[MuppetMan246]

"Look man, we're not looking for trouble."

"Well, keep your reciept cuz you just bought some."

LMAO!

[AlexAminoff]

*long pause*, "put the sugar back on the table"

[nikkolei]

hey do you have a clip where steven seagal (will Saso) dress ass a yong girl? like in the restaurant scene?

[jandean61]

BLACK GUY GOT WASTED IN PULP FICTION

[Goldenrod636]

Who plays Steven Seagal?

[MrOfficialification]

@Goldenrod636 will sasso

[FreshMyFeelings]

Ohhh.... The guy at the table is just HOT:)

[motivosa1]

This american and his strog american values is what makes America, America

[supergogetaai]

i think there's nothing tht i hate more in the world than steven seagal he sucks so bad!

[justininja87]

Who's the girl in the black midriff shirt with blonde hair at 1:30

[TheCanadianWrath]

@justininja87 mo collins

[justininja87]

Who's the girl in the midriff shirt at 1:30?

[skybo19]

all he had to do was get high for this sketch lmao

[fanaticfire86]

130 people have stolen sweet and low from Millies and have got caught by Steven Seagal

[MajCinematic]

@fanaticfire86 STOP IT!!

[MajCinematic]

@fanaticfire86 Ugghhhhhhh

[netmatrix75]

Steven gained a whole lot of weight there man. haha

[mamafaker50]

The actor for Steven seagal looks like a fat ass native American here at my school at California .

[kevinhxc441]

@mamafaker50 Fuck you. That's Will Sasso and he's fucking awesome.

[rasturnel1]

this steven segal is kinda fat...

[themoneyandgold]

-cracks millies arm points at millie-see that?im taking all of you

[Avngingandbright]

Will sasso might be the most underrated comedic genius of all time.

[MEGAXSTU]

2:24 It was JUST SWEET N' LOW

[Ziggman2g]

lmao @ YOU SEE THAT!? I BLAME ALL OF YOU!!

[scoopztb]

"Put the Sweet n Low back on the table" haha priceless!

[cubed07]

I love the scissor kicking of that guy and than steven turns around and punches the other guy, LOL I laughed so hard. Will Sasso did play the best segal parody ever.

[scars7777]

NICE SEAGAL!!

[NassimHarameinVedas]

LOL

[SuperboyConnerKent]

-C-cavities?

-Yeah, cavities. WHAM!!!

[crimsonBen]

the face expression....just like segal XD

[420hih]

Whats the song at the beggening auld lang syne?

[hiroicman]

Will Sasso = MADTV

No Will Sasso = SADTV

[ceramiclion]

@hiroicman

very true the show was pretty much over after he left. Debrah Wilson and the other blond girl were extremely funny too.

[ingloriousbasterd22]

@hiroicman not really

[Troforso]

@hiroicman thats true, even though there are other funny folks there, it aint what it used to be

[JAKETHEGREAT11100]

"put the sweet n low back on the table" XD

[OBAMA5708]

This was better than Seagal's most recent movies ;)

[Ponce1390]

3:34 is too fucking funny!