crocoduck !!!!!!

[jalmjalm]

How somebody can be so absolutely stupid ?

It's amazing...I can't believe it....!!!

[Forcefield23]

1:19 for the most intellectually lucid part of the video.

[scorand]

great vid funny as heck.. the only answer to kirks crocoduck.. is the platypus

[gregrutz]

Thanks Kirk for inspiring the Annual Golden Crocoduck Award !

And thankyou Potholer54

[GuyC7]

...what a crock of ****!

[FreeeeS]

Anatosuchus minor

[lesliekwan80]

And Christians will continue to make arguments from ignorance. That's how low they have to go to support their mystical and supernatural beliefs. Once they are threatened with facts and science ... they have to come up with the most ridiculous shit to convince themselves that their invisible, mind-reading, wish-granting friend is real. Christians are pathetic.

[emperorqwerty]

"i got some bread bitch" legendary

[Englandsbestlover]

1:28 "i put my own career at risk" what career? i havent seen that kunt in 20 fukkin years...lmfao@Cameron

[uberd0gAlpha]

I can't watch this. Terrible. terrible editing.

[80439]

All must bow before Crockoduck! Believe in him or perish!

[xxDrudgeryReportxx]

Whatever the point of the video was, it was lost in all the crap going on in it. 

[Chaaarge]

And on the eigth day, crockoduck ate the flying spaghetti monster and became the new God!

[electronfun]

Crocoduck loves us all. This we know because Crocoduck told us so.

[LesPaul2006]

In this logic, we could say, for example Archaeopteryx is a "dinobird", right? Any biologists here? Am I saying it right?

[RedSoxForObama]

Speedup/slowdown not funny.

[rellik31486]

lol has kirk cameron never heard of a plytapus before... part duck part beaver part poinous barb. hate that faggot (and no i dont mean faggot as in gay people)

[RadarKat73080]

What happens to kids who were once stars and then fall into obscurity? They all seem to go nuts in one way or another. Either they're robbing liquor stores and doing porn or they become religious fanatics! I'm not exactly sure which is worse!

[MrJohnnyrace]

He is retarded. He lies, you can show him the truth, but he still believes in the FSM.

[MrJohnnyrace]

He is retarded. He lies, you can show him the trth but he still believes in the FSM.

[omhealer]

Kirk Cameron, used to think.

[zubestr]

haha makemebad im sure he is smarter than kirk will ever be

[iread23]

@gregrutz OMG!!!! You really must not know ANYTHING about Christianity! Jesus wasn't born yet but God has ALWAYS existed. You know you should watch Left Behind. Or read it.

[FitnessExpert]

I have a Pet Crocoduck. He's very cute and I taught him many tricks. He proves evolution! lol

[Neil82g]

1:18 hhhmmm I think the guy who made this was high.

[iread23]

uhhh, there IS a God. and that's Jesus! he created everthing!!!

[gregrutz]

@iread23 Jesus wasn't even born yet.

[MrJohnnyrace]

@iread23 Take your medication, your delusional again.

[Texoki]

Why, if species have descended from other species by fine gradations,

do we not everywhere see innumerable transitional forms?

But as by this theory innumerable transitional forms must have existed,

why do we not find them embedded in countless numbers in the crust of the earth?

Charles Darwin, Origin of Species, p. 172 1st ed.

[dwolfcoach]

@Texoki @Texoki First, there are literally hundreds of these fossils. Second, most dead organisms, given enough o2 and sunlight, will biodegrade before they become fossils and last, it has been 150 years since publication of Darwin's book. Do you think a few more fossils may have been found by now??? It is easy to answer Darwin's question: We do!

[Texoki]

@dwolfcoach

.

Can you name the transitional fossils ancestors

of the 100 phyla of the Cambrian Explosion?

.

[dwolfcoach]

@Texoki Nope, I won't do your work for you. (Not that you'll look at it anyway!)

[Hisseefits]

Put your career at risk? Now that's funny. Studied the evidence huh? He doesn't say if he understood the evidence he was studying. My guess is that he didn't.

[yusbarrett]

man... kirk made a total idiot of himself by showing that picture.

[karan30612]

Man that red chick has BOOBS With "REAL" Milk....

[flibben2]

Where more than one Hollywood has-been has ended up---Bible banger TV

[gamingsoul11]

What show is the anime girl from. I know I've seen it before.

[gregjs81]

Post the original clip or GTFO

idiot

[Dracorex13]

Crocoduck: Euparkeria

Bullfrog: Ichthyostega

Sheepdog: Eomaia

QE freakin D'ed.

[toad734]

Ambulocetus!!!

Take that Crocoduck!

[ohgrx]

This video is fuckin annoying!!!

[trevelian23]

Everyone is bashing on Camron...look he is proving evolution, just look HE has a picture of crockaduck! ...Someone musta took that pic,....Im just sayin....lol

[DoktorSick]

LOL

[viper2808]

He absolutely destroyed atheists with this Burn! He made them look like a bunch of idiots. Anyone can look at this picture and think that if this is actually what Evolutionists believe then they are retards. I mean, come on, if an atheist stood up and said that they believe in Crockaduck then I would say that the person would need mental help. Now I say, if you believe in Crockaduck, it is time to go back to 1st grade. poor evolutionists and their crockaducks.

[DoktorSick]

No he didn't destroy atheist with this he only should his ignorance of evolution. Just as you have you by thinking this is a burn against atheist. No one but a creationist are even thinking about crockaduck.

[jround93]

@viper2808, you truly are bat-shit crazy if you think scientists believe that modern ducks and modern crocodiles have a direct intmerdiate stage.

The only thing Kirk proved is his ignorance and how much he'll lie for people to believe him.

[viper2808]

You missed his point. He was showing that they DO NOTTTTTTTT have a direct relationship. You people need to learn how to think and stop being so dam irrational.

[jround93]

@viper280, they share a common ancestor but it is very, very, very distant. Cameron was implying, by use of the picture, that the specific creature he showed had not been discovered, hence Evolution is false.

[AlexGruev]

The only thing that retard showed with that thing is how incredibly stupid and ignorant he is and how little(close to nothing) he knows about evolution. And if you really think that this is IN ANY WAY relevant to biology or evolution then you need to go back a lot further than 1st grade :))))

[Molandria]

Let me guess, you're also swayed by the banana bit where Ray takes a domesticated banana and claim it's the Atheist Nightmare...

[XavierDrake]

u are stupid haha i feel sorry for the money ur family wasted on sending you to school

[viper2808]

LOL! that is ok, I am a school teacher too. I think it is funny because people like me are going to teach your children. And there is nothing you can do about it. You revealed your true ignorance with that VERY WELL thought out statement you just made. You cannot indoctrinate your children with your false beliefs and think that the educational system will tolerate it. We will make sure the children know the truth.

[XavierDrake]

lol my wife already decided that she is gunna home school our kids

she is afraid for them to get picked on or hurt cuz her and her mentally challenged brother got so much crap in school her parents took them out to home school

[XavierDrake]

do u even know who i was responding to with that comment?

and what do u mean by the truth? i hope u mean evolution haha

[viper2808]

There is no proof of evolution. All science proves creation.! You are ignorant.

[XavierDrake]

and you are stupid

there is not a single shred of proof for creationism what so ever

science proves evolution with geology fossils endigeonus retro viruses dating methods dna chromosomes and many other methods that escape me at the moment

u sir are the one who is truely ignorant

[viper2808]

Do you want a lesson in science boy? I always have to show you morons how you just rely in ignorance. You believe in Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. I guess you believe in UFO'S TOO huh?

[XavierDrake]

haha i am really starting to doubt u are even a teacher

oh and thats really with an a and two l's

no, i don't believe in santa, nor do i believe in the tooth fairy. ufo's have more proof than creationism they actually have videos and leave supposed evidence than can actually be examined to determine if they are fake or not they have videos even if they arent real they have loads more proof than ur god does

please if u have proof of creation enlighten me

[viper2808]

Duh! We both use the SAME PROOF. it is how you interpret the information through your presuppositions which bring the proof. You presuppose a world withouth a God and I presuppose a world created by him. Can't you see that?

[XavierDrake]

ummm no we dont use the same proof are u mad? there is absolutely no proof for god nor creation not even the flood

and there is no historical proof jesus even existed

either put forth actual proof or shut up

[viper2808]

Duhhhhhh!!! The Sun, the Stars The Wather, the Trees, should I go on? You mean to say you do not know anything about those? You need to show some objectivity there or else go back to school.

[ephekt420]

@viper2808

It is objectively true that these things exist, but your explanation of what/how/why they were created is still an assumption. I think you need to learn what objectivity is before you demand it re: your presuppositions.

[viper2808]

I am not sure what you mean!  Are you saying that these crockaducks are REAL?

[ephekt420]

@viper2808

Read the post I replied to. It's not hard.

[viper2808]

Yes it is! Of course you are a genius :-) I have trouble understanding someone that is of your high intellect. After all, through millions of years of evolution, you have developed it.

[gregrutz]

@viper2808

You probibly think the evidende is about even?

NOT LOL

[DoktorSick]

Wrong, there is evidence to support that any sort of supernatural such as god had anything to do with with the development of life on this planet.There is nothing to interpet.

[jursle]

@viper2808 no, atheist do not "presuppose" a world without a God. Waht we can see is a world, we cannot see a God. So the presupposition is obviously the existance of God, not his nonexistance.

[lagerbaer]

@viper2808 Fail. The same proof would lead to the same conclusion. That's how "Proof" is defined. You mean "evidence".

Also, if you let your presuppositions influence how you interpret evidence, it's not critical thinking any more. If the conclusions drawn from data depend on your personal feelings, your conclusions are flawed.

[gregrutz]

@viper2808 No, you don't study nature and think there should be crocoducks.

A crocoduck WOULD PROVE EVOLUTION WRONG !

Creationists don't look at the same proof, they only look at what fits the bible.

Or like kent hovind, just make stuff up.

[gregrutz]

@viper2808

Do you think we can find a crocoduck?

If you did, would it prove evolution or disprove it?

[viper2808]

The funny thing is, is that you guys really believe in a crockoduck. The skit was a joke, but most secular evolutionary fundamentalists think that it is real Just because Kirk talked about it. Lets try to be rational about this people.

[DoktorSick]

"secular evolutionary fundamentalists" !! Are you for real ! No one who understands evolution thinks that it's real.Kirk was using a strawman argument.Misrepresenting evolution to try and prove his point.

[gregrutz]

@viper2808

Evolution shows there could never be a crocoduck, The IDiot says, 'evolutionist are looking for this'' why? It would prove evolution wrong, and Kurt doesn't even know how stupid he looks.

If you think evolutionist are looking for the missing link crocoduck, you are just as stupid.

[XavierDrake]

@viper2808

dude u are the most retarded person in the entire universe

no one believes in a crockoduck only those theotards said we did

read a fucking book on evolution you twit

[lagerbaer]

@viper2808 Rofl. Learn what evolution means. Finding the skeleton of a crocoduck would, actually, immediately disprove evolution.

See it this way: Little girls grow up to be women. But have you ever seen a toddler with tits?

[DoktorSick]

you are so wrong ! No one has provide any sort of research and or experiment to prove creationism has any sort of validity.

[kutthroat84]

I GOT SOME BREAD BITCH!!!

[SkeksisRule]

Yea, this isn't as good as the original. But it's still funny to see that religious people think that because crocodiles and ducks can't breed together and produce some freak-show parody offspring that it somehow discredits evolution. It's kind of frustrating to see ignorance of that magnitude, really.

[JustB3NJI]

@SkeksisRule One has been found now!

[agirshjalmur]

if you intended the editing to underline the sheer ignorance and lack or rationality .... i think the unedited version dose a better job of it..... we don't need to ridicule religion... it ridicules itself

[DoktorSick]

that's your opinion. You hae your way of dealing with religion and I have mine.

[yorokabashi]

Was this video edited by a 13 year old with ADHD that forgot to take his meds? 1 star.

[DoktorSick]

no it was edited while i was having sex with your mom.

[yorokabashi]

ok, well at least i know why the video sucks so bad now.

[SirPwn4lot]

At least it shows the idiocy of Christians.

[undisputedgreatest]

I seen him!

[MrMohjong]

Man this guy should win the Golden Crocoduck award

[CredulousDolt]

Piece of shit video. Why bother? The red-headed twat has nice titties. Good for a titty-fuck.

[1milewski]

How annoying!!!

[beyondbedandbathisme]

"I got some bread, bitch!"

[Raptor302]

funny but way too repetitious

[amazingshaq]

this video is so fuckin annoyin.....with all the weird sound effects and all.....funny as hell but even more annoying than fuckin teletubbies......and kirk cameron is a fuckin moron....

[DINDRAGON]

Actually with platypus being an actual animal... even the crocoduck seems almost reasonable...

[jaydogg7253]

All hail the mighty Crockoduck!

[June28July]

I'm sorry... Excuse me... How is Kirk Cameron not locked up?...

I would've asked him how the crocoduck disproves Evolution and watched him stutter and trip over an answer that could not be further from answering the question.

[FyreDeity]

Crocoduck... ROFL

Kelly..... mmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

[goochieguy]

goddamn idiot!

in twenty years that kirk fool and ray cumfart will be laughed off the face of the fucking planet that we all evolved from.

[Slugg329]

crocoduck is a crock o shit

[coerce1]

Crocoduck.... the one true GOD!

[JJGMTS]

I got some bread, bitch!

Had me in tears!

[FyreDeity]

What is that clip from?

[Scoforever]

WTF!?

[minggnim]

Milk Chan was never so right.

[shilohrenovation]

I guess the rebuttal to Kirk's assertions is verbal abuse. If this is about science, it should be about science. How about a rebuttal? Brian's response was something like "evolution occurs too slowly to observe." So you cannot see it happening. It was "long ago and far away?" Though scoffed, like Kirk and Ray, I will be rewarded in heaven. I agree that if evolution were true, we would not see specific kinds of animals. There would be a blend (if such a natural "miracle" could occur at all).

[livinginat]

duck billed platypus

[PAKMAN52]

Should we worship crocoduck as our lord and savior.

[SYLFan2008]

Crocoduck Crocoduck, does whatever a crocoduck does

Can he read from a book?

No he can't, 'cos he is Kirk.

Look ouuuuut, he is the Crocoduck!

[walshie506]

I was in that audience and a lot of people were very angry. I didn't get that. Have a different opinion, fine, but the anger wasn't neccessary. So the same feeling I felt there I get from this video. Why so angry?

[boorens18]

lol If i was debating I woulda just laughed when he showed that...

"omg what a numb nut" pwned

[guitarmaestro078]

Well its nice to know he is an authority among christians. They should be embarrassed that an idiot like kirk cameron represents them.... Oh wait... he is actually a smart theist?

Eh...

[100c100]

fuckin dumbass

[falcoperegrinus82]

More like crockoshit.

[JuniorM78]

I GOT SOME BREAD, BITCH!!!

Oh that gave me a good chuckle.

[TruZer0]

Who was that cartoon girl saying dumbass?

[DoktorSick]

milk chan

[limoguy42]

where can i see more of this lady? didnt catch her name

[villeppi]

Love the fact that Kirk managed to make a total ass of himeslf :D

[Jellogel]

Chocodile and some milk

[raistlin072]

Kind of funny but should be edited to about 30 seconds to keep from being annoying. A for effort though!

[lonerook860]

Numbnut. Kirk Cameron doesn't understand evolution.

[WOFall]

Over 9000!!! NINE THOUSAAAAANDD!

[Shadyhunter04]

What does the guy say in the beginning? "My God.... something something."

[carolson]

My God... what a NumbNut

[JJTecumseh87]

is or me or did brian sapient say oh my God when he saw the crocoduck?who side is the sap on?

[Bluelemonzz]

annoying editing!!!

[hhubble]

Man this is so painful to watch, it's growing pains.

By his own belief system, he's not even getting into heaven, how can it be heaven if it's full of peoplelike Kirk Cameron, bill o reilly, rush limbaugh.

[x1tekja]

I couldn't agree with you more. "this is so painful to watch" I thank the blossoming tawdry breasts of Bathseeba that I am not a profound imbecile prone to such deuchebaggery.

[uck1007]

Sorry mate but this is just annoying

[Flyborg]

Ironically finding a crocoduck would cast serious doubt on evolution. Crocodiles and ducks are on completely different evolutionary trees, so evolution does not imply one exists, and specifically denies that one even CAN exist. :p

"oh god, what a numbnut"

My thoughts exactly.

[jerseythedevil]

Dinosaurs

[DINDRAGON]

No they are not in completely different evolutionary trees, because THERE IS ONLY ONE EVOLUTIONARY TREE for earth's living beings! (only viruses are excluded)

The birds and the crocodiles share A BRUNCH (Clade: Archosauria) on that tree and they have a rather recent common ancestor about 300 mya. (propably a semi-bipedal reptile with erect limbs, a 4 chambered heart and relatively high metabolism)...

[Flyborg]

You are correct - I should have said completely different BRANCHES of the tree. Not different trees.

But they're far apart enough that the common ancestor looks nothing like either a crocodile or a duck. There are many changes along each path, making something like a crocoduck just about impossible for evolution to produce. (ironically)

[DINDRAGON]

If raptors lived would be quite like the crocoduck. Have you ever heard of "Megalodontosaurus"? It was an erroneous reconstruction (a chimaera) of two different sized Maniraptoran dinosaurs (the ancestors of birds), the famous 11 foot long Deinonychus (JP's "Velociraptor" practically) and the smaller 3 feet Microvenator... they were both feathered, both had croc like teeth and a a rather long tail, but...

[Flyborg]

Indeed - of course there's a common ancestor between crocodiles and ducks, just like there are common ancestors between everything. I'm aware that the line between birds and dinosaurs is fuzzy, if not non-existant. But the "croduck" is impossible to produce because it has specific, recent features of 2 specific, recent species, and they are arranged in a rather cartoony fashion.

[DINDRAGON]

... in the reconstruction of "Megadontosaurus" the body of Microvenator was used along with the row of Deinonychus teeth making up a suppossed animal with a rather avian-like sceleton and a bizzare large and long mouth full of large croc-like teeth. Since scientists considered that possible (yet unlikely) in combination with our current knowledge that both the combined dinosaurs were feather and more bird like than previously thought...

[DINDRAGON]

... the crocoduck as a concept would not be so far-fetched as natures product as one might thing.

(plus crocoducks seems to be responsible for many electronic equipment damage and they are considered the main pest of plantain agriculture after Chupacabra X Mountain Gorilla hybids)

[NevermindTheCoals]

LSD is a hell of a drug^^

[nyomythus]

Hilarious!! Thanks for posting! :D

[DoktorSick]

thanks!!!!

[Doazic]

There are crocoducks in Final Fantasy 12. They give about 1,200 XP.

Atheists win!!!

[EndCredulity]

Speaking is not necessary for this buffoon Cameron to make his absurd "argument." Showing that picture of a "crocoduck" proved in that one instant that he never learned what evolution is and what claims it makes, and that he has a sub-grammar school level of science education.

If someone puts their finger against their lips and goes "blubba-blubba," do you actually want to hear what they have to say after that?

Cameron dropped his pants with the photo. No vid uploader could do worse to him.

[DoktorSick]

hahaha i don't care what he has to say.

[voicesOfReason2]

Why all the distortions to sound and video? Whay the choppy editing?

If you think Cameron has a poor case, you shouldn't need all that flak. You would simply allow him to speak and hang himself, as it were.

You demonstrate that you are afraid of what Cameron is going to say. So, what terrifies you, coward?

[Love2BeHated666]

Because Kirk and Ray's ridiculous arguments are so preposterous that they do not deserve to be taken seriously

[voicesOfReason2]

Then it should be no problem to allow them to speak. Their foolishness would shame them on its own merit.

The tool who made this video clearly fears what they have to say, or he wouldn't have added all the drek. I sure hope he isn't an Atheist. As a TRUE Atheist, the fuckwit who made this video shames me and my beliefs. We Atheists are not afraid to allow people to speak--and humiliate themselves as prescribed. We have no need to edit their words.

[DoktorSick]

a true atheist,now that's funny.

So have the card that makes you a true atheist.That's grand!!!!I can't believe you said that.

[voicesOfReason2]

It's quite simple. Atheism takes courage--to deny all the gods without evidence take brass balls. We do not fear or revile religion. We do not fear religious zealots. We know they will collapse under their own weight or embarrass themselves with their own rhetoric.

You demonstrate fear in the face of the opposition, therefore you cannot be a true Atheist. Did the two Atheists on the panel stomp their feet and yell to interrupt Cameron and the other dude? No. Because they weren't afraid.

[voicesOfReason2]

You could say that doing what you did in this video is a DISTORTION OF TRUTH--exactly what we dislike about Theists.

Are you a Theist? I mean, you probably aren't a Xtian because their gods were being favored in this vid but perhaps you are a Muslim, as that group has always hated Xtians.

So, which gods do you worship?

[Love2BeHated666]

Since when do all atheists have to abide by set rules? Its simply a non-belief it doesn't constitute having to act in a certain way or fear or not fear. Who are you to say what we should do or say? Your no better than the theists with your set rules and codes of action on what we can and cannot say

[voicesOfReason2]

Tell me where it says that Atheists are supposed to be afraid of and ridicule religion.

You see, since 85% of all presently practiced religions do not recognise a deity, it's wasted effort to be afraid of them. Likewise a person can believe in gods without having a religion.

We Atheists don't really care how others believe. We know that it's important to believe in something. We believe that deities do not exist. That's all. Nothing more than that.

Leave theophobia for the Agnostics

[Love2BeHated666]

I'm Atheist and I am very afraid of religion, and with good reason. Religion endangers my freedoms, livelihood, and life, risk of losing these things do inspire fear. Many atheists ridicule religion because religion is illogical and preposterous and do not deserve acceptance or respect. Just as the same as you would ridicule someone who believes in underpants gnomes or claims they've been abducted by UFO's.

[voicesOfReason2]

Tell me where it says that Atheists are supposed to be afraid of and ridicule religion.

You see, since 85% of all presently practiced religions do not recognise a deity, it's wasted effort to be afraid of them. Likewise a person can believe in gods without having a religion.

We Atheists don't really care how others believe. We know that it's important to believe in something. We believe that deities do not exist. That's all. Nothing more than that.

Leave theophobia for the Agnostics

[DoktorSick]

Are you for really do you really have the atheistic stick up that far up your butt? Anyone with half a brain and a pinch of humor would realize what this vid is about. Distorting the truth that is a bit of stretch,man you need to take a chill people.

[nyomythus]

You assume to know to much -- it's called SATIRE.

[SabreKitteh]

Nooooo, Kirk Cameron wasn't distorting the truth when he was trying to say that the crocoduck's nonexistence meant that evolution was false.