MST3K Best of The Pumaman

[JNDJinxedKarma]

Mike Nelson - "You know, I hate to be picky, but pumas aren't really known for flying."

Great episode!

[luminozero]

Hellp! I'm falling at a sixty degree angle breaking all the laws of physiccssssss!

[sivannar]

1:10 .. or your money back! LOL

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

The episode is really funny, but i had to thumbs down it because very few of these are the best of Pumamen.

[Badgerthegreat]

@NameNotAlreadyTaken2

Wow... well, if these jokes aren't even the BEST of the episode, I can't wait to see the whole thing!

[JustSomePerson888]

it's pew-ma over here, no really

[mysticblade35]

Donald Pleasence?

[caves51]

Pumaman , when will he find love

[LordHines420]

loomis

[kreehomel]

7 people have been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the bathroom walls!

[jacksonlefteye]

PYOOMA MAN, KILL YOURSELF PYOOMAMAAAAN

[MsAckAck]

 Vadinho is the real hero of the movie, not Tony.

[MightyQuinn2021]

Is that Donald Pleasence? Also, I've seen that aztec guy before. What''s his name?

[robotface74]

one of my favorite episodes ever.

[Igarappappa]

Pumaman is a lawyer now. XD

[ksb78]

0:42-0:43 WTF!?!? He's falling then he's just standing there???

[Isopants]

Doesn't matter how many times I watch it, I ALWAYS lose it at "I am JOINING YOUR CARPOOL."

[CarlosIsDown]

EAT THIS BAGUETTE!!

[MegaTaylor12345]

i'll go mess up and you save me lmao

[CastletonSnobs]

Shop Red Owl

Selection and service.

[Ivyandstone]

Isn't there one in here, "I kiss my frog in your honor"? (It's a riff though, not a line from the movie.)

[444psychokitty]

Pumaman flies likes a puma would: Very badly, with eyes wide and limbs flailing.

Well, yeah, also like a moron.

MST3K rocks!

[444psychokitty]

Pumaman flies likes a puma would: Very badly, with eyes wide and limbs flailing.

Well, yeah, also like a moron.

MST3K rocks!

[444psychokitty]

Pumaman flies likes a puma would: Very badly, with eyes wide and limbs flailing.

Well, yeah, also like a moron.

MST3K rocks!

[ajamescole]

The Pyew-may-min!

[angryjapanesenigga]

Hah.. 7 dislikes have been writing anti-aztec stuff on the bathroom walls!

[angryjapanesenigga]

This always happens to me. People throw me out a window, call me pumaman, and then leave...

[jigbuilda]

Forget it im never gonna get through for yani tickets!! XP

[MrBuch169169]

*Large man running toward Pumaman / Pumaman completely oblivious*

"Yeah, he can sense danger."

LOL

[Onlinepoetrycafe]

"A post it note can sense danger better than this guy"

'Look' "I'm a representative of Aztechnologies"

'With this, you will have all the powers he did' "Or your money back".

[KillinNatziBusiness]

Is it sad that when I watch unriffed versions of these movies I can still hear Mike/Joel and the Bots in my head?

[PrinceofRome]

"Eat this baguette! Eat it! Eat it!" Haha!!

[garamonde]

The fat-free yogurt that's not short on flavor!!!

[demonmama]

whatchu say ur name was again? the sandwich man?

[GatorBaby06]

i defy anyone to sit in a library ...watch this... and try not to laugh.i dare you

Aztec(text) messages . Mst3k was so ahead of its time

[nintendo1889x]

A post it note can sense danger better than this guy!

[random12345678911111]

I am a tree sprite

[BattlestarDamocles]

7 people without a sense of humor, hmm interesting!

[HollyBee9000]

I love the Pyu-maymen.

[angryjapanesenigga]

@HollyBee9000 POOoooo-ma-man

Tony Farms... I'm ordering you... (a burrito, is that okay?)

[Numinous123]

That guy's jaw could count as a whole separate character.

[juliandunn]

You left out the best line in the movie!

"Tony.. You have power in your hands! Your hands are like claws!"

[masterpayne4568]

Aww, no "My mustache makes me fall sideways!"

Still a good compilation, though -- far and away my favorite Mike episode.

[ahoneanatwo]

Six people fear the power to rear project major cities.

[Rogers1981]

I'm a representative of Aztecnologies.

[tdickensheets]

Tom: Poop-man!

[Soundfrequency]

That Aztec guy is like Morpheus' great grandfather or something.

[ShadesofScorpius]

"I'll go mess up, and you save me" - the ENTIRE plot in one line.

[thepyuma]

I named my band after this movie.

[Ghlan]

PYUMAYMEN!

[pittsburghmuggle]

"I don't mean to be picky, but Pumas aren't known for their ability to fly..."

[tyso7540]

No "He has the power to rear project major cities!"? Really?

[boysinblack]

Pumam-an!

[wookie72]

I think this is where they got the inspiration for Anton Chigurh's hairstyle.

[drew25kra]

I am Pleasance and I am funky

[ttasd1]

Who is stronger, pumaman or nippleyman ?

[shyroque]

Meet me in the laboratory. And don't ever outdress me again.

[starmedic]

"A post-it note can sense danger better than this guy!". ROFLMAO!

[VelvetKevorkian]

♫ When

You want

The flavor of bacon in a dip♫

[ShauKenshin]

@VelvetKevorkian

SOMEBody has watched this more times that once! Its ok man .. I had it on VHS for like 3 years.... man I miss that tape...

[lyethian]

I AM JOINING YOUR CAR-POOL.

[Vortigern99]

The Pew-MAY-muhn!

[woodgatejack]

@Vortigern99 That's something that set my head buzzing after watching this movie; How Americans say "poo-ma" and the english say "pee-yoo-ma". (Jaguar's another one "jag-wha" "jag-you-are").

However, we both say "cute" the same way, don't we? I've never heard someone saying "coot".

[Vortigern99]

@woodgatejack I could point out that our proximity to Mexico has influenced our pronunciation, hence "poo-ma" over European "pyoo-ma", but that would hardly be in the spirit of so ridiculously funny a video.

[ninjast4r]

Ok, so at :34 the window is only a few feet off the ground, then when the Aztec guy throws The Pumaman out of it, it suddenly becomes a few dozen stories off the ground? Did they even care about logic, physics, and continuity in this movie?

[Daelock]

This is what superhero movies were like BEFORE the late 90s...we've come a long way even with garbage like Fantastic 4 and Ghost Rider.

Pyuma Mahn!

[L8DSheena]

i just made the puma man theme as my cell phone ring tone. bad idea unless you like humming that damned song al day!

[Verto9999]

lol guys its "eat the spaget, eat it" spaget short for spaghetti, mafia reference :)

[ninjast4r]

@Verto9999 Uh, no. They're saying baguette. Spaghet makes no sense in context, considering the goons are beating the Aztec guy with, wouldn't you know it, a baguette-like object.

[Verto9999]

@ninjast4r I tellin ya, I watched that section 4 times after your post, if you turn it up you can hear the s, spaghet, maybe I am wrong but, it sounds like that to me. I assume its either a mob thing or the net being spaghetti.

[AmericanApologist]

@Verto9999 "Eat this baguette." A baguette is "a long thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough (the dough, though not the shape, is defined by French law). The guy is hitting him with a two by four. The two by four looks like a big baguette. (Pronounced Bag - Et.)

[Verto9999]

@AmericanApologist I have been schooled in the baguette, I kiss my frog in your honor! (that one didnt make into this cut, its part of the movie so dont get weirded out)

[beedoe51]

"I ordered you!...........A FAHITA!!!!

[kearlstig1961]

I'm crying with laughter!

[MechaV]

HELP I'M FALLING AT A 60 DEGREE ANGLE DEFYING ALL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!

[uberOCD]

EAT THIS BAGUETTE!!! EAT IT

[Bayview05]

you missed "aw, this always happens to me! aztecs throw me out a window, tell me I'm the pumaman, and disappear! gah!"

[mouse264]

Eat this baguette!

EAT IT!

[spase667]

Puma? Puma! 

[thirtysilver]

I still find myself humming the Pumaman theme song!

[BlueChipNinja]

What about "in the distance you can here the faint cry of an anal probe"

or "pyumaman?"

[RowsdowerMobileAway]

A PostIt! note can sense danger better than this guy! Put it On! And then get killed! PumaMan...He flys like a moron! :-)

[M0VIES4U2]

"Believe or not, this movie's still on! It should have ended two hours ago!"

[7thsygn]

how could you not include any of Donald Pleasence pronouncing Puma man? that's the best part!

[renegadeofunk]

You forgot "He has the power to rear project major cities!!"

[JJJMMM1]

@renegadeofunk

Yea, but there were so many great jokes in that episode that he couldn't fit them all.

[JustDyinHere]

pumaman he flies like a moron.

[Deidara85]

Meet me in the laboratory, and don't ever outdress me again

[Boleniana]

Eat this baguette! Eat it!

[mightykingfish]

0:28  "who am i kidding, i can't build a cat"

[drdaveturbo]

help im falling at a 60 degree angle braking all the laws of psychics...........

[CypherSignal]

How could you not include

Movie: "But...this is proof of an outer-space presence in our history!"

Servo: "She said that about waffles"

[giuseppigiraffe]

I'll go mess up, and you save me.

[aaronjwilson84]

Help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking ALL the laws of physics!! HAHAHA!!

[olivemike81]

"This is why 7-11's allow no more that three Aztec's at one time."

"You the guy who's been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the bathroom walls?"

[waveali]

Damn what the hell is Donald Pleasence doing in crap like this? SMH.

[youcutmelegoff]

ahh didn't have my favorite line "Donald Pleasence, Prince of funk."

[DiscreteOpinion]

TeeHee.

TeeHee.

[nagaking07]

I'm a representative of Aztechnologies.

"With this, you'll have all the powers he did."

Or your money back.

[EbonyShadow07]

"Puma man, he flies like a moron!"

"Help, I'm falling at a sixty degree angle breaking all the laws of physics..."

These guys are GOLD!!!

[ptoner87]

This always happens to me! People throw me out of a window, tell me I'm Pumaman, then leave!

[RN22689]

That Aztec looks like Stelio Kontos from American Dad

[bigfilmhat]

Donald Pleasence? He's a better actor than this, he must have been hard up for money.

[toomanyaccounts]

@bigfilmhat

he had three ex-wives and five kids among his ex-wives. So yeah I think he was hard hit for money since he did over 200 films roles.

[thebeastofvideo]

is that the villian from "you only live twice"?

[toomanyaccounts]

@thebeastofvideo

yes he was Blofield and the Dr. Evil character is a parody of the pleasance character.

[Nimnoms]

I just love how the 'hero' of this movie is being bullied my a large aztec.

[drduke28]

"Grr I'm a deadly puma be frightened be of me!"

[namniekib]

Dont forget "I can make you WOBBLE!" LOL

[uberOCD]

EAT THIS BAGUETT!! EAT IT!

[BJBlitzstein]

OMG, I used to Love/Hate this one!!!

[jigbuilda]

"And dont ever out-dress me again!"

[Mrpviguy]

are you the guy writing anti aztec stuff on the bathroom walls?

[drmoonrat]

Dr. Lumis? . . .Dr. LUMIS!!!

[me700gnomes]

the pyooma man

[heavyd1313]

This is why seven-elevens allow no more than 3 aztecs at one time.

[serketstudios]

a POST-IT NOTE can sense danger better than this guy! lol

[sierra1nevada]

"Oh yea, he can sense danger..... a post it note could sense danger better than this guy!" hahahah.....love it!

[jcReno19]

"Look....I'm a representative of Azteknologies" XD

[elusiverobertdenby]

I would have added "Oh, who am I kidding? I can't build a cat."

[uirukun]

Alright people....LET THE COOKIE EXCHANGE BEGIN!!!!

ps (corn grows in you)

[Izone508]

you forgot My keys my wallet! XD

[634devil]

Copyright 1462?

[FutBoy182]

holy fuck is that donald pleasence

[Dirtfire]

@FutBoy182 lol, the bald guy IS Donald Pleasance! Who talked him into doing this movie?

Love MST3K!

[Djaru]

"This is why 7/11 allows no more than 3 Aztecs at one time." lol

[Deidara85]

You the guy who's been writing anti-Aztec stuff on the bathroom wall?

[faithquestions]

"help! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!"

[JohnJFentiman]

Meet me in the laboratory... And don't ever out-dress me again!

[raineandrews]

"Ohh? The PU-MAME-MAN!" LMFAO

"PU-MA-MEN...He flies like a moron!"

[IceHockeyJedi]

Hit me with your best slapshot.

[CliveAtFive]

Missed some good ones...

"Damn! I just wasted a perfectly good pants-wetting!"

(Come any way you'd like. But come...) "Now that's GOT to be a proposition!"

[Swordsquire]

Still a better movie tahn 'Twitlight! Lol!'

[Shaunasia]

you got that right!! : )

[julianking93]

@Swordsquire Nah. Twilight may be bad, but nothing's worse than Pumaman!

[smilesynchronized]

@Swordsquire ANY movie is better than twilight.

[austrailianpirate]

I'll go mess up and you save me.

[otherfool]

Az-Technologies _0_

[DrThunder88]

Pumas aren't really known for flying.

[fenriz218]

@DrThunder88

Proove it!

[BryonYoungblood]

"HELP, I'M FALLING AT A 60 DEGREE ANGLE AND BREAKING ALL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!!"

Bryon

[whatthi]

@BryonYoungblood

love that one too lols

[BryonYoungblood]

@Whatthi

It is a classic riff. :)

Bryon

[1787dude]

he can sense danger.

[diegotheincubus]

"A post-it note can sense danger better than this guy."

[1787dude]

the beginning is the funniest part, and when he flies

[1787dude]

" you the guy thats been writing anti-aztec stuff on the bathroom walls?"

[GeraldWatercrest]

"It's S&M day at the field museum!"

[ShawnD1]

I remember this being the movie played after Saturday Night Live. I kinda liked it at the time.....

[mst3k54]

Copywrite 1462?

I think you need to study your Roman Numerals

[drambuierocks]

blogtv is now running mst3k 24 hrs

[frofro9997]

Yeah, this guy can sense danger. A post-it note can sense danger better than this guy!

[Shaunasia]

the only thing missing: "when you want the flavour of bacon in a dip." : )

[Jadicegirl]

Lol! I thought the only one missing was where one of them calls Puma Man "Scoliosis Dork" when he flies.  XD

[9Ratsel9]

"Wth this you will have all the powers he did."

.....or your money back.

"I'll be killed."

"Put it on!"

.....and then get killed.

Ahh! I'm falling at a 60 degree angle breaking all the laws of Physics.

I'll go mess up and you save me.

[roryhawk]

//It's the PEW-MUH-MAHN!//

[yumyumwhatzohai]

Pu-ma man! He flies like a moron!

[Clawshrimpy]

the part at the end was the best.

".....I love The Pu-Maymin"

[chrisgruba1]

When, you want, the flavor of bacon in a dip!

Does anyone know how I can get this episode on DVD?

[mafiaz187]

The fat

free yogurt

thats not short on FLAAAAVOR!

[CaptMARNEY]

One of my fave missing riffs:

(when the Aztec's pinning down the PumaMan)

Crow: "Could you get off? I'm feeling funny down there..."

[centerrightpunk]

"eat this baguette, eat it!"

[9Ratsel9]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! Nice one.

[hero1137]

is that the great kahli from the wwe

[DMCdawg]

One of my favorite episodes. :)

[ColeVecsion]

lets just say the entire hour & a half of the episode is the best of pumaman

[Bobzeaux]

Yeah, this isn't really so much of a Best-Of video, just an abridged version. Who can REALLY choose the absolute best out of this stinker? lol

[Perilcrown]

ITS THE ROCK CIRCA 1975!

[filmflim]

Grr, I'm a deadly puma be frightened of me!

[adriansrealm]

"My name is pleasents and I am funky" needs to be there.

[johnisimus]

Pu-Ma-Man, he flies like a moron

[1meanieface1]

eat this baguette, eat it!

[BlueKyne]

The Pu-Maman! LOL

"Every man is....a God."

[NOUFGT]

2:00 holy fucking shit I thought I was going to die laughing

[TomSwervo1]

The first time I saw this episode, I never laughed harder in my life. This movie hardly needs any riffing to be funny on its own.

[CrackerJack06]

one joke missed that shoulda been there

"Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off"

[voidnothing]

Where's your phone? I want to check my Aztec messages.