Red Dragon - But that rainbow one kicked me

[LightShady]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they're all Skyrim references! 

[ImagineNoReligions]

I got a better list. of those dislikes

1. Fatalis

2. Lao

3. Teostra

4. Lunastra

5. Kushala

6. Chameleos

7. Jhen Mohran

8. Alatreon

9. Rukiodiora

[RedSpiderZero]

Man, I miss these episodes with the hydras, diamond dogs, DRAGONS and what not. Too bad they seem irrelevant in season 2 because of the Human culture take over. Its like they worship Humanism now...

[TheIncredibleBrony]

The Blades made 597 accounts to like this video.

[awb26]

kick a dragon LAK A BAWS

[EnumasElish]

Dude your fault. Never say Rainbow needs to be about 20% cooler....

[TryfanL]

Do you know what a bunny fire is? >:(

[tunkitunki100]

Spongebob: thats it! Squidward! this place belongs to the Red Wagon!

[2kano113]

Flying colors.

[Dukstless]

Unarmed were raised to 99!

NOW GET ANOTHER DRAGON TO RAISE IT TO ONE HUNDRED.

[G0vnah]

He's just having a bad day.

First some stupid Hobbit and a bunch of dwarves drive him out.

Then a random lake guy shoots him in the chest.

AND NOW A PONY KICKED HIM!

poor smaug.

[pklovestormomega]

@G0vnah

*sniff* and just the other day, this fellow came up and started shouting at me

[taylor15p]

YEAH SHE DID!!

[Mrsonicdude100]

NO 4

[link45458]

paarrthurnax disapproves!

[Ozimul]

"I was just testing your love. And you passed. With flying colors."

RD: *is flying colors*

[VandersonStudios]

But that Dragonborn one Shouted at me...

[blackshadow148]

Deal with it.

[OddishThing18]

...in the nuts.

[SpeedCrazed50]

HELL YEA!

YOU GO RAINBOW DASH!

*sniff* That's my gf.

[MicGuardino]

Is his voice eerily similar to Flutterguys or is that just my ears playing tricks on me?

[RainbowDarg]

I feel like dling this and censoring the "kick" in "kicked".

"But that rainbow one ****ed me"

[IAmInAlt]

BITCH PLZ

[codafett]

Flying Colors.

[chaoschao455]

Rainbow Dash: Fuck yea I did!

[LangostaProductions]

Oh come on since when did Odahviing become such a pansy.

That guy saved my life twice over in the Civil War and now he's hurt by a blue pony... COME ON MAN WHERE'S YOUR BALLS!!!

[AnonBrony]

The 9 dislikes:

1. Odahviing

2. Paarthurnax

3. Mirmulnir

4. Alduin

5. Akatosh

6. Sahloknir

7. The Frost Dragon i killed yesterday

8. The Elder Dragon that died 4 days ago

9. Dovahkiin...

[iToasterFace]

@AnonBrony You could've said the Greybeards

[Guy705]

@AnonBrony awesome

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Rainbow Dash; -Puts on glasses-

Deal wit it.

[HannahBoltForever]

See? This is why you don't stand in the way of a flying poptart cat.

[ChiChoo29]

The the Dragon left the cave, FOEVEEEER.

VAC bans are never lifted.

[CitrusWebkinz]

Flutterguy's VA??

[NXNskater]

@CitrusWebkinz agreed.

[Jukebox36O]

Fluttershy is the dragonborn

The dragon sensed it, so he submitted out of fear of hearing her shout.

[BronyRespawn]

she's proud of it

[13lasterboy]

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

[Macgyvercas]

Fluttershy > Alduin

[sivknu]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrregvwfevgjdwva­sxfvdhvwxjdevjQDEXWY

[kfdyy]

...in the knee.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I MADE A KNEE JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARHARHARHARHARH­AHAHAAHAH!!

[Saphruikan]

LIKE A FAUST.

[AtokNiiro]

That's what you get for using RPGs on infantry on this server.

[kirara2516]

You know, I honestly never saw that coming. When he said that I laughed so damn hard my soda almost came out my nose. x3

[rainbowkellydash]

@astral365 :D my life is now complete

[xRedemp7ionx]

SU-AG!!

[TheLegoman2852]

*smug face*

[jmerridew124]

Well you were spawn camping and the admin was just doing her job! You should know better!

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Every pony related admin is fucking autistic admin abusing douchebag thouhg.

True on every brony servers.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus *Jeff Goldblum activate* Uhm, okay, so, uh. here's an idea. Read your comments out loud, uh, to yourself before you, you LAUNCH them out into the internet forever. Mmhm? M'okay?

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 yeah not funny , I dont even know who the fuck jeff goldblum is.

I only know bronies are fucking retarded.

And that applies especially to you

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus *Return of the Guldblum: The Revenge* Huh, yeah, neato. Okay so kiddo, maybe if you stopped being so full of, you know, full of rage for a few minutes and stopped to, to smell the roses, maybe you'd have more friends than, uh, than botched trollling attempts. Ooh! And, and next time, okay, next time a reference goes over your head, there's this neat little tool called, called GOOGLE. You should... definitely try it...

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 You know your unfunny comments arent making you look any smarter to me. I checked it , oh yeah , you are nothing but a typical american idiot who thinks everybody need to knows who their celebrities are and shit like that. Youre also one gigantic autistic scrub who doesnt know shit.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus Well gee, I certainly didn't want to make you angry. It's clear that you're a little unstable.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that my friend SovietPlatypus is extremely mad. Friends should be there for each other when they're mad, even if they are spewing angry, hypocritical word-vomit.

Your Faithful Subject,

Jmerridew124

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Its like youre gonna instantly reply to everything I tell you.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus It's starting to look that way! Maybe we're comment buddies! :D

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Niet , is not possible.

Bronies are as despicable and as hypocritical as any other human beings , denying it would only proove me right.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus Circular logic is circular. So tell me, who's your favorite pony? I have a genuine interest in you as a person.

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Rainbow dash.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus She's a great pony. My fave is Luna.

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 I dont hate ponies but people who call themselve bronies tend to very much show the exact opposite aspect of what they are trying to project.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus That's mostly because they are things of the internet. I am a brony, and I do all I can to exemplify what it means all the time. Now can you stop being mad so we can be friends?

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Im already madder than hell , theres no way I wont ever not be mad at something. My life is spent everyday in pure madness. That should make you feel good.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus But it doesn't. I don't want anypony to be mad. Though madness is its own reward... Ehehehehehee... EEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 My madness is only painful addictions and unrealistic dellusions.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus Don't look now but you may need to add redundant repetition to that list.

[hotelmario510]

@SovietPlatypus Well, if you don't like the show or the fan community, here's an idea: Don't click on pony videos.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus You sure are mad again. Everypony loves a good joke! So why did you get so mad?

[DrakealCommunity]

@jmerridew124 camping is a legitimate strategy!

[jmerridew124]

@DrakealCommunity Not if you're a class like pyro! Seriously if you have to camp be an engie.

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus Good Engies aren't rooted to their nest. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a bad Engie. One good crocket and you have no way to rebuild until you respawn. Also, it was a joke. Note *pyro* mention.

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Thats what im saying.A good engie wont camp his sentry at all time but will stay around it and make sure to protect its weak points.

Bad engies are a thing nowadays,they build level ones in front of the spawn point on payloads and start building their dispenser first on 5cp.

You can very occasionaly catch me yelling hard time at engineers who build two level 3 next to each other.

I know it was a joke but I like to talk about tf2.(i knew it was a joke too)

[jmerridew124]

@SovietPlatypus Badass. I'm a pretty solid spy myself. Otherwise I can tear through heavies as a scout. Steam name?

[SovietPlatypus]

@jmerridew124 Sent it to you through Pms

[Gotmilk0112]

LIKE A BAWS

[astral365]

Fun Fact: the dragon was voiced by Blu Mankuma, who also did the voice for Flutterguy.

[link45458]

dovahkiin, eat you heart out.

[DRAGONDINOGIRLEADER1]

aaaaaw poor bro

[MyleneMira]

When I showed MLP to my friends for the first time, we watched this episode, and they all laughed so hard at this part... and after the episode was done, they replayed this line a billion times... xD

[LookinForMoon]

@MyleneMira I KNOW RIGHT?! My boyfriend sat me down and said that we were going to watch it and I was like, "HAHAHAHA-- Wait, WTF?! You're not joking?!"

[Lellenheart]

lol dashie does not give a fuck xD

[LCDRformat]

[Flying colors]

[CaptainHair2]

But I was just testing your love, and you passed. With flying colors.

[toktot]

@CaptainHair2 i loved that joke

[haloandfurryvids]

i used to kick dragons, untill i remembered im not RD or dovakiin, and i got sat on by a dragon.

[Dukstless]

Rainbow Dash is a Dragonborn!

FUS RO AWESOME!

[konokukistune]

dash goes Eyup

[Pizzalover2001]

LIKE A BOSS

[NKingTotoro]

Dragon: But that rainbow one kicked me.

RD: Swag. B)

[TheToenninga]

Fluttershy: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[JainaSoloB312]

(flying colors)

[FlandreScarlet9999vr]

REad the related video titles 1 by 1 going down,it sounds like it's own story o_o

[AdrenalineAddict610]

And there was so much dragon blood, we just slid down the mountain like a waterslide!

[zeldafanswift]

Kinda sounds like Flutterguy

[LeoIsABrony]

@zeldafanswift Same voice actor

[huntertibiarunes]

It looks like he's saying "But that Rainbow wanked me"

[eladnator]

I laugh my ass off every time I hear this

[TheRainbowBrony]

Yeah but you refused to get out...

[EinLienZ]

In da nuts!

[ShawnPattonC]

Zoidberg: What an honor!

[RarityBrony]

I miss the comment that said: "She needed the experience points!"

[UltimegaSeven]

FUS RO DAH!

[dude2dawg]

Taste the Rainbow Dash, muthaf*cka!!

[Unit645]

When i saw the name I thought of a southern sounding guy with glasses saying "Alright, now to use the Scout Chopper, I recommend using flares and heat seeking rockets."

[D0OMZDAYZ]

Alduin, bane of kings, world eater.... Defeated by a Pegasus

[nerofoxkrell]

hmmm let me show you how to deal with dragons FUS RO DAH!!!!!

[megajebus]

Twilight: *Kick*

Dragon: But that horny one kicked me.

Twilight: Hell yea- Wait a minute!!

[Gyrogia]

Who knew Odahviing was such a wimp.

[CaptainMarese]

I used to make Skyrim Jokes...

then I- *arrow to the knee'd*

[HibHab69]

All those Rainbow Dashes with their pumped up kicks.

[bronyalliance1]

rainbow approvel

[Spartn117MasterChief]

"But that rainbow one kicked me"

*nods*

"STFU. FUS RO DAH!!!"

"... what the hell was that?"

"Ummm.... TIME TO GTFO! WUHL!"

[link45458]

*insert skyrim joke here*

[monkeysontypewriter]

but we need your soul to learn new shouts.

Okay

goods. FUS RO DAH

[Lospesitoss]

FUS RO DAH!

[AnonBrony]

Paarthurnax does not aprrove.

[MetaGamer0]

@AnonBrony Nor does Odahviing, the victim of the kick, as you can see in the video.

[jedihunter176]

@AnonBrony No dude, that's Odahviing.

[AnonBrony]

@jedihunter176 I knows thats Odahving. i said Parrthurnax cuz hes a dragon or sumthing like that. i don't really remeber the real reason it was 2 weeks ago. i guess i was playing Skyrim too much :P

[Gyrogia]

@AnonBrony Paarthurnax is not red. That is Odahviing.

[AnonBrony]

@Gyrogia i forget why i said Paarthurnax. it was for some reason i just don't remember :P

[Rodgun]

@AnonBrony

Neither does Alduin.

[MrOmgitscheese]

@Rodgun Neither does Mirmulnir

[AnonBrony]

@Rodgun Eeyup.

[Zoronii]

"And you passed; with flying colors"

*Rainbow nod*

[SilentEyes7]

Ok how the fuck is everyone learning dragon tongue? Just wondering.

[justlol123]

@SilentEyes7 the internet... its a terrible place to learn more terrible things... like dragontounge...

[MetaGamer0]

@SilentEyes7 Skyrim. Seriously.

[SilentEyes7]

@MetaGamer0 I got that much, thanks -_-"

[D0OMZDAYZ]

Odovakiin, I live to serve you

[Th3R3M1nd3r]

Fluttershy: FUS RO yay.

[infinitexpmax]

rainbow: deal with it!

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

Rainbow DASH, not One.

[6thhokagephil]

Rainbow dash is like "Yeah bitch and I'd do it again."

[giraffyking]

And not a single fuck was given by Rainbow Dash.

[dark7element]

The "Like a BOSS" version of this video is awesome

[MrOmgitscheese]

I know that Skyrim comments will come so i say, THIS VIDEO TOOK AN SKYRIM TO THE KNEE

[570y3n]

love how Dash is like, "FUCK YEAH I DID"

[TheAle89515]

@570y3n "Yep, it's all true!"

[Captme1]

FUS RU DAH!

[Epic1x1x1x]

LIKE A BOSS.

[Vibros870]

IF ANYPONY SAYS "IN THE KNEE"...

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@Vibros870

IN

THE

KNEE

[nogoodnamesleft32]

I pulled a muscle laughing the first time I saw this in mlp and had to go to the hospital.

[Eevee2020]

@nogoodnamesleft32 Must have had fun explaining that one xD

[D4rk5hade]

Paarthurnax would have pwned the shit out of Rainbow Dash if she tried that on him.

[Fredfredbug4]

@D4rk5hade Paarthurnax is so old his wings are torn up, Rainbow Dash is in her prime. Rainbow Dash can fly at Mach 10 where as Paarthurnax probably only flies at a max speed of 40 to 60 mph. Paarthurnax can breath fire and ice for weapons yet getting hit by Rainbow Dash as she flies at Mach 10 produces an atomic explosion known as the Atomic Rainboom.

Put it this way, if a deceptecon armed to the death couldn't take out dashie, a dragon stands no chance in a real fight.

[D4rk5hade]

@Fredfredbug4 At first I wasn't going to reply to such a retarded comment, but now I just have to. First of all, you know that the Decepticon thing is more than likely biased made by a Rainbow Dash fag like you? Second, Paarthurnax is extremely powerful, and age doesn't matter, look at the Greybeards, they look like they'd drop dead any time, hit them, they obliterate you. Also it's Sonic Rainboom, not Atomic Rainboom, and the Sonic Rainboom does no damage to ANYTHING, it's just a rainbow.

[Fredfredbug4]

@D4rk5hade If you watched the battle you would know that both host doubted Rainbow Dash at the beginning but because she is so damn fast nothing Starscream could do would keep up, and Starscream is a retard also.

You forget that Paarthurnax and the greybeards rely on the power of the voice, Dash flies 10 times faster than sound and could simply outrun a shout and kick their asses.

And watch Season 2 episode 3 to witness the power of the Atomic Rainbomb.

[D4rk5hade]

@Fredfredbug4 Again, you said it wrong, it's Sonic Rainboom not Atomic Rainbomb, Jesus you're a Rainbow Dash fag who doesn't know the proper words? LOL. And I just watched Season 2 Episode 3 again (I've seen all the episodes thus far), that's because she hit the thing with some speed. btw RD relies on speed, same thing, & the Greybeards & Paarthurnax could just use the Slow Time Thu'um and easily finish Rainbow Crash. If she was so good, she'd have joined the Wonderbolts, but oh look she hasn't.

[Fredfredbug4]

@D4rk5hade You just confirmed what I said then, I said her high speed projected onto the ground causes an Atomic Rainbomb which has been the accepted term by the community. And if Dash is already flying faster than sound the slow time thuum is useless. Plus she didn't join the wonderbolts because they were busy at the gala (another episode you clearly didn't watch)

And if I was wrong, why would two people thumbs up my comment? I'm starting to think you are no more than a parasprite.

[UndergroundxStudios]

@D4rk5hade Slow Time wouldn't do jack squat for a few reasons. Dash could easily escape it's reach. And even if she was caught in it, she flies at Mach 10. You can not and will not catch her.

[MetaGamer0]

@UndergroundxStudios Actually, while she flies extremely fast, she's only at mach one, because each "Mach" stands for the speed of sound, at least I think so... but anyway, I agree with the thing about the greybeards, however, "Sonic Rainboom" IS the correct term, as that's how it is said during that episode. One more snippet here, if Chuck Norris had a pet, it would be Rainbow Dash. You know it's true, the way she kicked that dragon in the face LIKE A BOSS! Brohoof /]*[\

[Drakensmaken]

@Fredfredbug4 Ethereal Form so he's intangible, Slow Time so he can aim, Ice Form to encase Dashie in ice, then even if he dies get resurrected anyways since only the Dragonborn can truly end a dragon.

Not that they'd have a problem with Paarthurnax anyways, as he'd likely listen to reason and probably doesn't make giant death clouds of smoke when he snores. Twi especially would want to learn about the voice powers.

[Godfather91290]

"Shar batobot oposs vaex ir diurzotreth ve"

Now he has said it in his native tongue!

[Sericification]

Strong dialect but... there is no written tongue.

[iToasterFace]

@Godfather91290 How did you translate that?

I really hope you haven't taught yourself dragon language

[Godfather91290]

@iToasterFace Nah man after that game came out there's like 5 different translators up on the internet :P

[TheRainbowBrony]

@Godfather91290 XD Dragon language =D

[yes1sir1no1sir]

@Godfather91290 i am amazed that there was a translation for 'rainbow' in dragon speech!

[OVERWRONGTHOUSAND]

@Godfather91290 lol skyrim reference

[VandersonStudios]

@Godfather91290 How... do you know this?

[Godfather91290]

@VandersonStudios The same way I know other useless facts known to man...Google...