ALMIGHTY THOR TRAILER (NEW)

[CriticoMolesto2001]

Wow, Thor with an Uzi. Thats bad

[JahnosSardonis]

Best movie of 2011. =D

[pivotfighter100]

So many negative comments gosh o..o...

[nukehappy007]

Fucking gay

[MIEDZIU81]

lol Almighty shit

[MIEDZIU81]

piece of shit

[MrTylerrobinsonable]

0:43 lol why does he have a uzi

[Celestin123]

ALMIGHTY TROLL !

[Celestin123]

my eyes are bleeding Q.Q

[AUTO6]

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[gamemaster568]

Thor has a machine gun? why?

[matu3131986]

0:43 Thor with a Weapon--- EPIC FAIL! XD

[whoisshe18]

Man, this just looks like 20 colors of shit, my cats hairballs and a big helping of fail all wrapped into one.

Also, a big LMMFAO at the narration.

[michaelforthriller]

why would they make this shit when there's already a beautifully made big budged movie ??

[anstafa1]

seems historically accurate lol

[RamiroMaxBell]

It remind me the Power Rangers!

[PROGAM4R]

HA HA HA HA HA this movie was a fail

[marlito166]

I am a proud user of "Shitflix," n this is on my favorites.

[ProjectE1even]

1 question how would people back in medieval times know anything about the 21st century.. Like he says change the fate of man, change the fate of gods how would that lead him to the 21st century down town with an uzi ?? where did he get it from?

[MrJouss]

vaya puta mierda de pelicula

[nyrelable]

GHETTO!!!! LOL

[Learnasaurus]

Wtf?!?!?!? Why did he have an Uzi



[takeitorleaveit7]

@Learnasaurus HAHAHAHAHA IKR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kapfilms]

this is a lot similar to the marvel comics thor

[helljason]

why do you even try???

[Zenithprod]

I can do better with Movie Maker

[jupiterlinux]

@Zenithprod  super :)))

[bleach4196]

this is the most Idiotic Movie ever...dont try to watch it..ur eyes will burn

[satazker]

@Scottidott Hmm that ruins the movie for you huh? Who said all Norse gods were white? Maybe there were green, orange or blue skinned gods.

[iDuckFilms]

I know someone who wrote the real Thor- and he thinks this is hilarious!

[SuperJuliusC]

@iDuckFilms The "one" who wrote the "real Thor" is dead since about thousands of years... :P

[lipenunesalbuquerque]

Great movie. Only the special effects were bad.

[alex73440]

WARINNG, this is probably the WORST movie I've ever seen, it is so computer-animated, and the actors is SHIT!, so watch every other film, but not this one. thumbs up so everybody can see it..

[JorgeCypher]

Did MARVERL really approve this? Never mind, I IMDB shows that the director makes movies meant for ScyFie channel.

[zecle]

@JorgeCypher whats really funny with the asylum is that most of their films don't infrige any copyright. thor is a legend. it belongs to everybody... so they did their own adaptation of the myth...

smart isn't it ? XD

Ceiling Cat bless david michael latt and the asylum :trollface:

[Scottidott]

As long as theres no black guys portraying norse gods, I am okay with it.

[ptrkoech]

@Scottidott the penile fear of the true alpha male..... hahaha so pitiful

[optimizerofpain]

I've seen fan films with better CGI. Who ever let this on Syfy must be looking for another job right now. Whats been seen cannot be unseen.

[bdkalltheway]

Looks like the crappy cinematography and special effects you will get from a low budget television movie. Anytime you get a theatrical movie someone will always try to ride the gravy train and make this kind of movie. The only viewers you will get are the curious who haven't seen the trailer and will watch it for 5 minutes before changing the channel.

[Manofmanyusernames]

yeah....

[TheGooch1111]

"i send you to hell!!!" ... yes...thats exactly what i wanna do with this movie

[AssassinCR1]

3=gay

[Leeroys2bDay]

Hey assylum, Hope you all go to hell! =] kthnxbye

[Diamhea]

omg that font....can it be any more obvious there is zero effort here?

[CarvingAMonster]

Yeah, considering the options, Thor is better. It´s like the Conan movies, between two evils, choose the lesser :P

[MiCrooWooP]

gay movie. Thor was way better than this

[YOUPOINT09]

My god Richard Grieco.....

What the hell has happened to you?

;_;

[22centman36]

@YOUPOINT09 he had really realyl bad plastic surgury and so he jsut lives with it now instead of going back under the knife

[Guerillaradio13]

.............eh?!

[Zarkenheim]

@nerv4ever GTA: Asgard XD

[SKAFWO]

WHAt's this?

[ket68ify]

ASYLUM U NO STOP TROLLIN??

[wallace86442]

I'd rather watch sharktopus or just gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork....

[ProphetPF]

i prefer the movie just Thor i think its very well done. Marvel know what they are doing. This looks like some fucking movie that Mr Bean use to act in where he was dressed in a black costume beeing a little mean monster.... This SUCKSSSSSS pfffhahahahha

[Deathgaze27]

Thor with Uzi and 2 Swords...

[adrenalinRussia]

@Deathgaze27 xD

[h4nztube]

video copilot + 3d max XD!!

[TheLordPiotr]

buhaha wtf?!

[TiffyBear]

Lmao! Thor has a an Uzi.

[andronickvll]

Thor with UZI...seems legit!

[holeeray]

To all the people talking trash about this movie... if this movie came out in 1950, you would have people puking and shitting bricks in the theater from pure awe.

[level102pikachu]

@holeeray does it look like its 1950? 

[JamezCraft]

@holeeray but it didn't, it was made within the last few years lol. oh and if you actually watch it, it's not just the CGI and effects that are bad :P

[thehorriblejoke]

OMG I hate Asylum Films because they copy so much movies and they are so unoriginal...They made Transmorphers,Alien vs Hunter,I am Omega(Like I am Legend but lame) and now this!!!! >:( No originality...(it's not like those movies were original in the first place) but that's not my point.

[BrockL191]

Is this a real movie? OMG

[bemtikru]

this is worse than uwe boll films

[vulpix]

I honestly thought this was one of those parody movie trailers until I saw the CGI effects. It's hard to believe something this awful-looking can exist.

[pazuzu94533]

"I SENT YOU TO HELL!" Dude, I got chills. The Academy is going to have a tough time deciding between Richard Grieco's Loki, and Steve Nash's raspy-voiced method-acting approach to Odin.

[TheBluefandango]

Cheesy, best avoided!

[Xiory]

who the fuck would watch this?!?!

[guitargold77]

cant wait for the "Really mean hulk' " and "Nifty Captn America' and the "stupendously spifffy Spiderman " movies

[LordKojay]

@guitargold77 brilliantly said, man! cheers!

[mariatiamo]

jesus.... old good The Asylum- Studios! it´s just wrong!!!

[SirZeliek]

u mad asatuar's?

kevin nash ftw

[TonyOneKenobi]

Richard Grieco OMFG! Haha!

[SticklandeRthe1st]

They seem to know nothing of actual Norse mythology.

[Zero1859]

see i dout there has ever been a good b-class movie in the last 20 years.

[CrisisHipHop]

@Zero1859 Nope you're wrong, check out "Attack the Block" best B-class movie ever!!

[Zero1859]

@CrisisHipHop really?? cool my hope for the b-movie has been restored...its a shame that the good ones are coverd over be the ocen of shit that is the other b-movies.

[CrisisHipHop]

@Zero1859 yeah there are some terrible ones, but also some good ones with real effort, cleverness, and great writing, only problem they might have had was a budget, and even then some work wonders with what they had

[EckeVonDinho]

Downloaded (and watched about 5 minutes) this movie a while back. Must say that this is the WORST SHIT movie I've EVER SEEN!! Not to forget that all the effects are really B-class, and when i say really B-class, I mean REALLY B-CLASS!!

[Shar1ngan616]

They should get sued not only for copying other movies, but for making horrible movies.

[machert]

fist i thought, ah cool, second movie from "Thor"?

But then.... THEY ARE RAPING GODS!

[MrJokersMadhouse]

AMAZING MOVIE! GO WATCH IT ON..... lol jk this movie looks fucking awful and i'm not a spammer

[gunslrus]

Thor with uzi... thor and uzi... WTF? XD

[Huelva]

I doubt that even the producers of this movie like it

[MrDesse23]

no, no no no no NO, NO, NOOO

[Stianheggheim]

omg aint gonna watch that one lol



[dimintov]

what movie is that ? that is thor? hahaha

[araz01000]

omg this cannot be 2011 this has to be 0001 lol XD

[tlur619]

what an ugly thor movie haha

[brian060983]

3.5/10

Well, it isn't any good, but for a B-Movie it was acceptable. The creatures looked okay & I didn't felt asleep, but don't get me worng. It is a bad movie.

[SuperJuliusC]

Even for a B-Movie it looks cheap...

[SuperJuliusC]

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thaught he was dead LOL

[DWAYY82]

@SuperJuliusC He is Thor killed him

[Thysical]

@SuperJuliusC Why does everyone think he was dead?! He returned in the 2011 Royal Rumble!!!!

[BigCheese584]

@Thysical honestly, i came here because i herd deisel was in it. yes i am a wwe fan

[1992Kingofyoutubable]

they dont even have his helmet...

[tinylongfingers]

BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER MADE!

[SirColAmiX]

lol Thor wielding an Uzi..

[MultiWBN]

@SirColAmiX thought the same friggin thing lolz

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

@SirColAmiX That what this movie should have been called. Thor with a UZI!

[KingVegeta80]

Why does asylum have to stomp on everything I love?!

[benwallaceisthebest]

I thought Thor was the only one who can pick it up?

[BTNH191]

Thor with a uzi where is his hammer?

[eadlie24]

I think The Asylum intentionally makes bad movies as a form of satyr or something

[SweetvsDude]

Mockbuster ftw^^

[ThOrSOn77]

i hope this has nothing to do with marvel.....



[nymetsfan9121]

omg i actaully watched some of this last night. the part where thor pulls out a machine gun. we all rolling on the floor laughing it was to funny!!!!

[nimicus4]

WTF?!!?! 0:43 is Thor with an gun ?

[mamonaz]

@nimicus4 Hell Yeah!!! XDXDXDXDXDXD

[crisshady198666]

wtf is with rhat hammer, omg,

[TheTremor209]

what's next? American Captain? Man in the Iron Suit? Mad Hulk? The Asylum Avengers? Oh GOD!!! What the hell is going???

[brotherhood0505]

@TheTremor209 hey there is metal man

[TheTremor209]

@brotherhood0505 Seriously?

[brotherhood0505]

@TheTremor209 yep thats mockbuster of iron man

[SwimStar6794]

atleast make the trailer good, shit...

[anthonytd103]

The trailer looks like crap.

[CallMeBionic]

I don't want

to live on this planet anymore

:(

[KriminalKid]

slay if i had an Gun an AKA 47 i gona kill that sun of a beach

[Blackpallyboi]

0:43 FUCKING REALLY THOR AND AN UZI OMFG

[lepeep]

had the misfortune of downloading this from iTunes, because I was slightly pissed & tired after a hard day's work - thinking...yes, you know...that it was THOR...

What a twit I feel! People, if you see this in a video shop, open the box and shit in it - save fellow fools. I want my £3.49 bak - I'd give it to a charity for stupid people that can't be arsed to read shit on teh internetz.

[Richarddros2]

watch the entire-movie at megafire.org\?n55JTU ¸

[Thetrollmaster2000]

microsoft movie maker all de wayyyy

[silmanwerillion]

worst movie ever made, EVER! after 15 minutes of watching I felt mentally raped. 

[jrdy29]

this is just.....aweful.

[Tueur]

loool it looks like a school project xD

[blissinthemix]

the movie has special affects"

[Riippukassi]

Is this some fan made shit? it really sucks :s

[kanaris93]

it was the best movie i had ever seen!!!!!!!the casting acted amazingly!!!!!all the employees were astonishingly professionals!!!!! i loved the effects and the costumes!!!!! Its worth paying a fortune to watch it!!!! Just joking!!! This movie could only be watched 50 years ago!!! Since then it is unacceptable to create such a movie!!!! I feel very sorry for the people who paid about this. The people that watched it should be paid back by the company!!!

[phelpstylerb]

2011? No way. I thought this was a movie back in the early 90's.

[kirk868]

CG looks so shit

[kirk868]

sorry but this is waste of money :/

[TheRuiz117]

LMAO........ Why waste money making this.... WTF Thor had a UZI??? He's god of thunder doesn't need a gun.

[MrKito101]

thor with an uzi wtf

[GibsonGash]

I think the budget for this movie was lower then the dislikes

[salejvc]

This is such bullshit. Not worth the time spent writing this comment, let alone to watch but not for some screwed up ... The only good thing in the movie as an Actress, Raptors and Lightninga at the end. Sucks hard and even harder while watching torture. I would be a shame to shoot something like this.

[reynoldaustin]

WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES!!!!! Its hilarious that the only people saying that they liked the movie are obviously employees of fillmsi.co.cc. Losers!! Do not see this movie!! Your time will be better spent picking dirt from under your toenails or trimming your nosehairs!!!

[ItalianBlackheart123]

0:43 lol lmao bhahahahaah seriously?!

[ItalianBlackheart123]

Is that Kevin nash?!?! lol xD

[CRYSISarmy]

OMG such cool effects

[kanaris93]

@CRYSISarmy Have you ever saw a movie in the last thirty years? Cause since then the effects have dramatically IMPROVED!!!!

[CRYSISarmy]

@kanaris93 Okay,what I wrote was sarcasm... If you don't know what is it I can explain :)))

[kanaris93]

@CRYSISarmy ok ok no bad feelings. I was just so angry I paid 2 euros for this movie that i didnt notice the sarcasm :P

[CRYSISarmy]

@kanaris93 No harsh feelings :))) That's why I firs watch trailer and than watch the real movie :)

[kanaris93]

@CRYSISarmy Well yeah me too, but i didnt know this thor existed and when i saw a new thor movie in the dvd club i thought it was the other one and thats why i borrowed it. I didnt notice the actor was another cause it has been a time since i watched the trailer and i didnt remember him..

[CRYSISarmy]

@kanaris93 Yah 2 euros are too much for this move but you know it sometimes it happens.so don't worry too much about it

[iwasanangryyoungman]

Isn't Kevin Nash now back in WWE? He was Odin in this mess??

John Cena's gonna have a laugh over this!!!!!

[samuraideeper16]

0:43

fucking stupid



[kabouke16]

wHAT THE fucK DId I juST WAtcH!?!?

[juanmixcarlos]

octores malos para peliculas malas

[BassaiDai123]

0:04 I swear that was Hogwarts...

[iRasmusC]

is this an parody of that other thor movie?

[mortesv]

looks better than the marvel version...

[ionuttheb]

what did i just watched?

[meanmaorinz]

god i hope none of thous actors were payed

[udhtari1]

Someone please tell me this is a joke...pls tell me this did NOT made it to blockbusters not to mention the theaters..

[BurpAtTheMoon]

@ColeTague OMG you poor soul!! You watched this till the end?? You must be a hero!

[Spectromox86]

WTF!?!?!?!?!?

[Bob2IzIcon]

LOL! "mockbuster" is a tag!

[juna2509]

all about the money, no quality anymore

[Antoniobr911]

Why gods use human weapons, why Valkyra is Latina (with black hair), that's insulting.

[Serb1anArchangel]

@Antoniobr911 Why was the gate keeper in real Thor movie black? That's much more insulting. The whole budget of this movie was 14.000$ and it is actually still better than the hollywood version.

[Mattixxg]

@Serb1anArchangel

Im so glad dumbass youtube posters dont make movies...because your opinions dont count.

[Serb1anArchangel]

@Mattixxg Including yourself who's the biggest dumbass of them all and whose opinion doesn't count at anyway.