I was going to make a joke about Mike Huckabee, but...oh fuck! "Deadly Dolphins"?! Seriously?! And it came out of nowhere! "Hey, kids. Life's full of hardships, like bullies and drugs. Those things remind me of the deadly dolphins."
And holy shit, is it just me, or does Super Ninja look and sound a LOT like Cobra Commander?! Am I tripping out, or does Chuck Norris seriously fight Cobra Commander in a bad wig and DOLPHINS?!
i was totally thinking the same thing... he even sounded like cobra comander... after gi joe it was hard to find work...it takes hard work to be a lawyer... like that time with the deadly dolphins.... wait what....lol.
fuck chuck norris, bruce lee fucking killed him
GhettoBlaster100 2 months ago
the only thing "deadly" in this episode was actually chuck norris
treadsuit 8 months ago
Chuck Norris is John Holmes stunt double. lol
NC21082 8 months ago
aots
FOLCH93 10 months ago
DEADLY DOLPHINS XD
rjohnston96 10 months ago
0:59
Fly: obliterated.
SteelCityEcologist 11 months ago
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SteelCityEcologist 11 months ago
My generation had heroes like Chuck NOrris, Rambo, Bravestar, HE-MAN & SHE-RA, Robotech, GIJOE...
Nwe generations have NARUTO... (A "ninja?" wearing sport clothes...)
Payasoplas 1 year ago
Eleven, they say his name eleven times, counting "chuck" and "norris"
Dstorm20xx 1 year ago
Playing the Chuck Norris drinking game right now! Starting now!
kingofthekrabs 1 year ago
Kicking ass while animated? Really..??
Prodemik 2 years ago
This.
This is the best show.
VFXNinja 2 years ago
DEADLY DOLPHINS
ZeonStar 2 years ago
I see you GameFaqs. I do.
theloststudent 2 years ago
Epic
ogor213 2 years ago
Chuck Noris, man of action! He's got nerves of steel and strength to match!
wikiporno 2 years ago
My brain is fried
MisterChappy 3 years ago 9
I'm speechless! I never knew this existed! I knew I'd find the Holy Grail on the internet and this is it.!
neddx 3 years ago
Chuck Norris is awesome...
He winned an cartoon just like Jackie Chan winned one...
Gabrielvogel 3 years ago
Don't compare those 2 cartoons. Just don't
DuskBeforeDawn2008 2 years ago
LOOOOOLLLLLLLL
bill20067 2 years ago
is superninja a moonlighting cobra commando?
Bearfoot 3 years ago
O___O
What the heck was that?
NaruhinaXSasusaku 3 years ago
im afraid to say anything bad about this, b/c chuck might be there when i turn around
alkatrezs 3 years ago
I are articulate in the pants FUCK
QuentinX5 3 years ago
Chuck Norris can kill just by looking at you.
someguy6481 3 years ago
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris!
The Ruthless Superninja!
anoyingfly 3 years ago 4
"Nerds of steel?"
4thtroika 3 years ago
Deadly Dolphin? WTF? LOL
Hateblade 3 years ago 2
Pitch for this show: "Hey, let's see how many times we can say 'Chuck Norris' in the intro!"
drippingyellowmadnes 3 years ago 7
Chuck Norris Kicks your ass faster then bullet :D
pawel1818 3 years ago
The 80s were awesome
Civonos 3 years ago
"Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match"
Original Chuck Norris Fact.
ExplodingOdin 3 years ago
@ExplodingOdin
Actually this is the original Chuck Norris fact
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is a weapon". -tagline from the film: Eye For An Eye (1981)
Califacience 1 year ago
@Califacience ah, touche.
ExplodingOdin 1 year ago
WTF
Unknow1919 3 years ago
If you say Chuck Norris 10000000 times you are save, amen.
kronoloko 3 years ago
the ruthless super-ninja!
Pockets44 3 years ago 2
Super Ninja? Oh my GOD!
AirOfMystery 4 years ago
chuck norris...man of action....
strikesubmit 4 years ago 2
I'm confused. Was Chuck Norris in this show?
scockery 4 years ago
lol...i'm confused too
annamyjewel 3 years ago
omg my dad is a big fan of chuck norris. I would not be surprised if he watched this when I was a baby
tokufan22 4 years ago 4
I was going to make a joke about Mike Huckabee, but...oh fuck! "Deadly Dolphins"?! Seriously?! And it came out of nowhere! "Hey, kids. Life's full of hardships, like bullies and drugs. Those things remind me of the deadly dolphins."
And holy shit, is it just me, or does Super Ninja look and sound a LOT like Cobra Commander?! Am I tripping out, or does Chuck Norris seriously fight Cobra Commander in a bad wig and DOLPHINS?!
-Tabris
tabrismacbeth 4 years ago
i was totally thinking the same thing... he even sounded like cobra comander... after gi joe it was hard to find work...it takes hard work to be a lawyer... like that time with the deadly dolphins.... wait what....lol.
taggtheworld 4 years ago
ok. perfect time for a drinking game.
every time he says "Chuck Norris," take a shot....
strikesubmit 4 years ago 3
Go Chuck!!!!
madnessmoe 4 years ago
Does that guy get paid ever time he said 'Chuck Norris'?
Yojimbo16 4 years ago
'Cause I -Chuck Norris- would like to get a - Chuck Norris- job like that...........Chuck Norris.
Yojimbo16 4 years ago
:O discriminate racialness. chuc.K. Norris .K.arate .K.ommando's KKK :O do you believe this, olden day racism
Haza32 4 years ago 2
whatever happened to pronouns?!!!
orcguy51 4 years ago
Oh! My God, I remember seeing this back in the day... haha. Good times!
Chuck Rules!
EricSchwin22 4 years ago
That wasn't a bad round house kick.
...DEADLY DOLPHINS!
n8dogg87 5 years ago 3
Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in "Chuck Norris Karate comandos".
A special Chuck Norris team that will kick your ass in Chuck Norris style, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris
LOL
mephidross1985 5 years ago 4
holy shit!! this cartoon look fuckin awesome!!!
LemonLimesour 5 years ago 2
Chuck norris is a GOD lol!
Did you notice how many times they say his name in the video? ><
PasContent 5 years ago
"and things got pretty tough for us down in florida.. with the deadly dolphins." LOL
sumthingspecial 5 years ago
you have to find the rest of this...DEADLY DOLPHIN...haha!
koolkeith500 6 years ago