Task Mistress (Half-Life 2 Machinima)

[demonseed98q]

47 second's in I paused how 'bout you

[sgtsmoothie007]

oh my go

what just happend

[combine002]

I now know where the nightmares came from

[Voss2120]

Fucking bitch think she is? I slap the shit out of her. Fuck her and show her that she ain't shit.

[mysterykcad]

What is this I don't even

[bedavelli]

What did I just fap to.

[nickk336]

текстурка барни... только разукрашена...

[nickk336]

хотя наверно в этом суть клипа...

[nickk336]

мда... чувак(создатель) то помешан на полуголых супер-телках...

[Andro570244]

beggining-starring-Angelina Jolie (as Lara Croft) Guard Elite (as guard 1) Guard Elite Commander (as guard 2)

[ROBLOXSBW]

youre weird

[deadfishy666]

The song sucks!

[GLaDOS777]

Um, hell yeah other GLaDOS. This video is cool!

[Tro1086]

The ass on that thing!!!!

[MrRaper1991]

1080 faggots

[ratboy850]

HA! love the demon-barney reskin XD

[heyfosehs231]

I only like this video because of all the comments around the 490darkprince guy,i would get that much comments but then he posted the joke before me,lol and u all need 2 lighten up =}

[NITRVN]

lolwut

[oshuabailey38j]

This is one "spooky" video. =p

[Dean11link]

sounds like rob zombie song

[FOUTAorOverLord]

FUCKING BITCH -.-" Even in a game it hurts to see a poor guy getting cutted :( Poor guy.

[FOUTAorOverLord]

18,665 videos. GG?

[admouma10]

fuck she

[prax456]

1:33 ---Guard to the left:dude dont watch that at work we will get fired! right guard:ya just 3 more mins

[AntiHOrginization]

Is Alyx secretly the Task Mistress?! Find out next time on machinima songs, but stop masturbating you idiots...

[TheMadmanAndre]

I ended up on the weird side of YouTube again.

[GameTrailersPlanet]

me:

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:)

:O

O_O



[germinal85]

my dick is confused

[XJadynX]

@germinal85 I'm with you there brah..... Mine actually said fuck this and tried to leave.

[mrmemox406]

1077 stalkers was killed in this movie

[CrimsonWingVF103]

Haaah chicks like her turn me on quick and I dont even see it comming lol

[243jmg]

Does anyone actually know what a sleeper is? It's been bothering me for a while now..

[Lehike08]

@243jmg are you talking of the combine advisors from half life? or from somewhere else?

[243jmg]

@Lehike08 No, those things from this video that the "Taskmistress" beats. I think they're called sleepers, maybe I'm wrong..

[bigmacORwhopper]

@243jmg They're called stalkers.

[243jmg]

@bigmacORwhopper Stalkers! Thank you! I don't know where I got sleepers... haa

[Clockcraftian]

Haha, Finish Him, more like finish her

[Reephamike]

Sorry but that was not a turn on. In fact if I came across that in the game I'd shoot her

[LineDancer97]

I used to masturbate to this video, but then I took a cumshot to the knee.

[powhzify]

too bad she is not in the game

[RockmanYoshi]

@powhzify In the Cinematic Mod , yes.

[GannHalon]

@Ophiguris Bethesda never really has any sexy female models. Oblivion had the 'best' if you could even call it that haha.

[Ace33blue]

0:46 .. i would destroy that

[Ace33blue]

0:46 .. i would

[demonicme31]

plus give me the models for this so i can use in gmod

[demonicme31]

if combine come with her i,m screwed i,m not prepared to fight a sexy kick ass chick combine i can kill just need a shotgun but her i,ll get my ass kicked p.s give me tip on how to survive combine if shes with them

[huqmierocketlauncher]

Better than mainstream

[Cane666Taros]

Marylin Manson in Half Life?!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[0puest0]

@Cane666Taros .

Omg, go to hear to justin bieber !

[jurdraw]

which do you like better nice ass or big tits?

[0puest0]

im the only one who like this ?

[0puest0]

lyricks ?

[Cardisboard]

Im.. .Scared... ._.

[jurdraw]

man i masterbate way to much on videogames.

[JacintoPlanta]

Lolwut.

[Ezio9heAssassin]

The chorus was a bit creepy....

[ryuo7]

my dick said "DAFUQ...??!!"

[Wrenchcool]

hhmm alyx vance in lara croft style...i do dont know

and is the cactus looking like a dick???...OMG

[Bl4ckDmon]

what the fuck did i just watched...??

[Litess365]

Really confused, wanna click both like and dislike

[heroalif]

Hahahaha. real funny, this

[halo7631]

how do i put the freaking custom aln models in the game

[thelamestshitever]

@halo7631 its not that hard really..

[halo7631]

sexy

[Deidara100100]

@490DarkPrince why do many people say " i used to blablabla but then i took an arrow" ?

[490DarkPrince]

@Deidara100100 dude, its a meme use it, u might get likes

[Deidara100100]

@490DarkPrince i dont guve a fuck about likes :D, but i want to know where it comes from

[490DarkPrince]

@Deidara100100 /watch?v=yttRlNGkGSY and fuck you

[Deidara100100]

@490DarkPrince hey no need to say this to me

[robinwitch666]

@Deidara100100 It's a stock reply from guard NPCs in Skyrim when you talk with them. They say they would have been an adventurer like you but they took an arrow to the knee.

[Deidara100100]

@robinwitch666 well thanks but i know it already :D

[saivert]

@Deidara100100 skyrim memes are lame anyhow

[RayKoefoed]

@490DarkPrince Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll?

[490DarkPrince]

@RayKoefoed no i stole your mom's virginity

[RetardedZombieBunneh]

@490DarkPrince This video stole your mom's virginity. And you watched it.

[490DarkPrince]

@RetardedZombieBunneh no i watched it so i could remember how your mom looked like when she was screaming and jumping on my dick

[pangolin97]

@490DarkPrince I STILL DO

[490DarkPrince]

@pangolin97 good! cuz when someone spots you, just make the excuse of playing video games

[HEadshot00001234]

@490DarkPrince Yeah that used to happen to me but then I took a overrated joke to the ear

[490DarkPrince]

@HEadshot00001234 i really should've typed that comment differently but then my monitor took a short circuit to the fuse

[Arwingmaster23]

@490DarkPrince How but stop with the fucking arrow to the knee jokes. That would stop you from being screwed by other youtubers.

[490DarkPrince]

@Arwingmaster23 why are all the people who reply to me stupid faggots?

[Arwingmaster23]

@490DarkPrince Why do people say those stupid arrow/knee jokes. Their not funny, okay dumbass? You wanna be a jokester? Go check a fucking joke book out from your library. At least those you can get a chuckle out of.

[490DarkPrince]

@Arwingmaster23 U MAD BRO?

[sonicdsfan1]

@490DarkPrince boooooooo

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

@490DarkPrince I used to make stupid arrow to the knee jokes but I took a vagina to the Penis.

[490DarkPrince]

@MegaGlitchMaster100 cool story bro

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

@490DarkPrince Well really there is No Reason to use over used Memes

[cheseman9]

@490DarkPrince fuck u

[GLaDOS1237]

@490DarkPrince just......just....NO.

[OrthodoxGod]

This kinda reminds me of Rob Zombie for some crazy reason XD

Good one.

[MrGrandYaourt]

To fap, or not to fap ?

That is the question...

[iRrawrrr]

people ... it's obciously one of Nine Inch Nails B-Sides

[UncleWiggler]

LOL

[ArmageddonZone]

Reminds me of Marlyn Mason

[Chrisi1965]

i wish my girlfriend had suit like this one ...

[amallica]

my boner is sideways.

[RacerOFLMB]

Music?@_@

[cthulhu626]

I like it!

[bob0420]

tucows.com/preview/327616

[raven50x]

I have the weirdest boner

[Honiffer]

You came here for 1:04. Admit it.

[iliS0LIDSNAKEili]

0:42 till i seen the sting wanna be

[MrDooDaaDee123]

53 seconds I lasted. How bout ayone else?

[wiinterthebutcher]

i have to go watch porn now

[SlayerOfLies]

@seargantbeckett009 This is Machinima!

[lewiswade]

HAHAHAHA wtf this came out on my Birthday! XD

[FreeL2015]

Fettel, its you?

[epicted77]

Holy hell is this what episode three is gonna be

[MultiMatinek]

Holy fucking view count mania!!!

[RagingBull255]

what am i watching?!?!

[tf2fan006]

then Gordon comes and rapes her the end

[LordKnightMare]

Then Gordon shows up, hits her with a crowbar, shoots her in the face and leaves, the end.

[Sonnyrazer]

what the fuck

[Vicious1337]

Thumbs up if you hate people that ask for a thumbs up.

[DonPaolo1000]

Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...­.......

[PFGLK]

why did i watch the whole thing?

[061323980]

@PFGLK cose ur a perv... like everybody else!.. u just didnt accept it yet! xDD

[lilvamp96]

Barney scares me now...

[MrBarto96]

My dick is confused

[ruberuben100]

@MrBarto96 you're dick is not the only one which is confused. >!@#

[f2928]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[L33Ennis]

"SHE HAS A WICKED.... ASSSSS"

[KillerPROduction1]

To the truth Did any one get a boner from this I mean really cause i felt mine moving down there

[DiamondFinder55]

Dont you think the Combines,how they look,have destroyed their life?

[BioGeometric066]

Somehow this reminds me of REPO.

[hairucut]

Omfg alyx is a combine

[fastfessuoy]

I think i heard a *Clink* sound come from one of the Combine when the TaskMistress walked by.

[Pointblankmos]

O0 0 I feel weird

[petika654]

cool

[tonyski]

bitch be hot

[Wolfbaindead]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[AcogJunkie]

i would. just saying. aha

[karatekid2135]

TITS

[theeltea]

AWESOME!

[ghosthawkesouls]

shes hot

[GidonRicardo]

This song is fuckin awsom! This song can actually become a hit!

it's original, it's a product of quiality and it has a...... clip.

[FLASHLIGHTMAN4LIFE]

i...im strangely aroused....

[chris67455]

man gordan freeman sucks to b u

[PLaTinumDogz]

@Chinatownoverseer Lol

[MrKalintv]

Lol nice ! 

[bedavelli]

What did I just fap to.

[Sabohaque]

what

[djsebex]

Anyone need some alyx sexposes?

Private Message me for it, i will send you link

[xdoods]

i need a spanking SO BADLY

[astroboyen]

Im addicted to this song!! lol

[Mechanical1Eddy]

@MrThemistaken you vortigaunt scum!

[061323980]

am i really the only one who "just" likes the music?...

[Serenchen]

@061323980 No you're not ;) I actually put this song onto my I-pod. But I can kinda live without this videos... weirdness... ;)

[TheGeb911]

1,038 people are following Freeman

[DukeNukemFl]

wtf

[kzruns]

0:45

[seeanson]

people like this?

[randomproduction0209]

You Fucked Up Perve

[1Pantikian]

@randomproduction0209 yes I am, fap fap fap

[Corkoth55]

what. the. fuck.

[canislupus103]

I like how she wears almost no clothes.

[DudasDrakaan]

"I'll cum with you, Dr. Freeman!"

[Lhopx21]

anyone find it funny how we never actualy hear task's voice?

[ADayOfTF2ECHO]

0:24 giant orgasm

[gmk120]

where can i find the model?

[Cr4zyG4m4]

@DailyGermany lmao

[snipergu21]

Why did this song make me get a headache and creep me out.I got it on my head and it's annoying

[chipdagodful]

I am aware of that :3

[SternMann93]

I found this easy to masturbate to.

[OcarinaInMyPants]

Where is Marilyn Manson?

[DOLLMEAT34]

do combine get boners?

[RentedH1tm4nBen]

i have to vomit how ugly is she

[Chromemaker]

omg alyx skin