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  • I have that Ax.

    Medieval Times is a badass place.

    Haters gon' hate

  • Lmao!

  • Now do you know how many fucking people are gonna buy X-M@$?

  • Fa la la la go fuck yourself

  • hahahaahaha I think sharks would swim away

  • I want to see Corey killing some sharks!!!

  • WTF?!? Where does corey swimming with sharks connect to religion? It maybe be christmas but that has absofuckinglutly nothing to do with corey taylor or said video.

  • HAHA! All you little atheist faggots can get off me. All I said was to stop bashing religion! But, of course, those of you who have had the shittiest lives ever decide that there isn't a god because you suggest we "evolved from monkeys." Quit blaming religion for your problems and grow up. :) Merry CHRISTmas Eve.

  • @FFAxFeared Yeah. . . No one said we evolved from monkeys. It's apes, at least the very most recent ancestry. People bash religion because it's 1. Outdated 2. Lived passed it's usefulness to our species 3. A major cause/excuse for way too many bad things in our past and present, and probably our future. 4.Every day more and more things that were once being explained supernaturally are explained by science in a testable, verifiable way. P.S. Jesus was a rip off of Mithra, Horus, Krishna. . .

  • @joemantex there is more than sufficient evidence to show that jesus was absolutely a real, living, person. the things he did in the bible dont have the same evidence to back them up. people can choose to believe those or not, but not believing that jesus existed is just stupid

  • @StrangeNipples I may have implied that Jesus was not someone who actually existed, I do not have enough evidence either way. But I am certain many parts of his legend are "borrowed" from other, older religions.

  • He has a really big head...

  • @Fragdaar no he has a normal sized head but a MASSIVE neck

  • is that some kind of "Overdose" ??!!

  • Did he ever swim with sharks?

  • He'll Only Have To Headbutt One Of Those Sharks And They'll Swim Away XD

  • Whatever he just smoked, I want some. Jks miss you Corey.

  • holy shit have you ever thought that maybe these stupid captcha things are actually government officials trying to make up stupid brainwashing techniques ... i just got bible grab as a captcha... chyeah i think they're trying to tell us to go grab a bible. don't grab a bible people. shits getting dangerous

  • @666ZombieGod I don't know why you're hating on religion. You can go fuck yourself. I can't stand little athiest pieces of shit like you. You guys walk around like you're so deep and dark, when in actuality, you're fucking retards who think we evolved from apes. Good day, sir.

  • @FFAxFeared hypocrite. I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldin't say stuff like that to atheists. I'm pretty sure he would let them be and pray for them to change their ways but instead you think you're all righteous and defend you're bible in the wrong way. it's people like you that turn people away from religion and or Christianity. I'm agnostic myself because of you know, people like you. hypocrites.

  • @FFAxFeared i don't hate on religion. i hate the fucktards who think religion is part of the government. i've been doing my research, don't nitpick. i've learned that wiccan is not a real religion. in fact i think people only think the government has something to do with religion is because they formed wiccan because they're not special. the government is just retarded and some people are retarded. you were misinformed. i apologize

  • @FFAxFeared Seriously, not this again. Go to your local zoo, look at a baby, now look at a chimpanzee, now back to the baby its acting like a monkey, now back at the chimp he's using a tool, now back at the baby he's making high pitched sounds, now back at the chimp he's scratching his head confused now back at baby. In all seriousness though, if we didnt evolve from monkeys then how can genetic and molecular tools work on us and apes but not other species groups?

  • @Fullprime and whilst Im at it I see no reason to stop. Have you never spent more than 5 minutes watching a nature programme? Let's split humanity into 3 catergories behaviour, technology and form. Morals first, I'll grant you that monkeys do not seem to exhibit "moral behaviour" as we define it but the clan structure evident in central african and south american tribes is very similair, the ability for the monkeys to swap between pack and solo hunting is also similair to the tribes.

  • @Fullprime Technology. This is a favourite for those offended by the suggestion that an ancestor was an ape, unfortuneately it has no weight in your favour. Most if not all technology has been borrowed, stolen or simply evolved from our ape cousins. Medicine has been shown to have been first developed in Madagascar by Orangutans and Chimpanzees and gorillas developed the use of avaialable materials as hunting tools long before our hairless forms graced the earth. And finally...

  • @Fullprime Form. Listen closely and read the following remark thoroughly. Re-tracign the emigration of the first human species one can observe that as fewer homo sapiens collonised a new land mass in breeding became more of an issue, eventually resulting in paler skin and slide webbedge of the extremeties, as well as deformation of defining facial bones. The less inbred/more genetically diverse of us (central africans) have what can be considered to be the original Homo Sapien jawline

  • @Fullprime form cont... Now take into account that africa was once covered in rainforest and therefore UV protection was not as neccesary as it is now, coupled with colder nights as a result of moisture leeching effects of the humid environment, homo sapiens would lielly have had fur. Add a tail due to the abundance of climeable scenery and you have yourself a slighlty taller than average chimpanzee. That is how we know evolution has occureed because for the most part it is cosmetic.

  • @FFAxFeared god is fake. jesus wasn't born on Dec25, if god is really he is the biggest asshole ever.

  • i hope he's bought some trunks

  • world famous Corey Taylor lmao

  • This guy has the best neck ever.

  • awz<3 love your face ;D xxxx

  • you will corey you will

  • dude! what have you been drinkin'? it seems good!!! I would like some of that :D

  • lmfao I will film myself swimming with sharks. XD

  • Aside from Hockey, COREY TAYLOR, Metallica/Slipknot, my life is pretty bleak.......you realize San Jose's Hockey Club is the SHARKS and, I bet, frozen H2O, or thawed, that is definitely something that would overcrowd the "TANK" ...."Corey Taylor, Swimming with The Sharks"!!!!! Just as dangerous as the the "real thing"! :-)

  • haha his helmet and tomohawk :).. Merry Christmas!!!

  • fuck it, were gona get it to number one this year, whos with me?!?!

  • @EdDeRs3 i'm with you on that !!!

  • I tried to buy the MP3 at Amazon and Cduniverse but they don't let me since I'm not from USA... how fucked up is that? =/

  • goddamn hhes hott

  • 444 likes, 4 dislikes...

  • the only thing the damn sharks are gonna do, is to ask for a fucking autograph!

  • Why you have a pink t-shirt?

  • @MrWujekzuo because its not...., its fucking violet...

  • @MrWujekzuo Because nowadays, in the times that we live in, Scientists have now made it possible to develop a colouring for T-shirts that enables them to be pink....... -.- Cos he wants to dumb fuck !?

  • EVERYONE BUY THE FUCKING SONG AND GET HIM TO NR 1 SO WE CAN WATCH HIM SWIM WITH SHARKS!!!!!!!!

  • ive made a page for this year corey to get you to no.1 im gunna bust ma balls to do so but i dont want u to swim with sharks just a fellow handshake will do haha COME ON GUYS XMAS FOR NO.1 2011 MSG ME FOR THE LINK TO MY PAGE TO MORE THE BETTER

  • I'm so pissed this didn't make xmas number 1, I'm also pissed I didn't get to see these videos and have the knowledge about it at the time, I would've bought the damn single if I knew, now I feel ashamed and crappy about the whole this, but ohwell, the Xmas song kicks ass

  • cooooooooreeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

  • *corey jumps in the shark tank*

    Sharks: FUCK IT'S COREY!!! SWIM AWAY!!!

  • i have that axe, i feel cool

  • corey stop messing around and at least try to go back to slipknot! I know pauls death may have made you take a step backwards and act like a kid again where people dont die and stuff but please!

  • @ShadowReaperAD did...you not know they played sonisphere?...

  • @ShadowReaperAD Fuck off dude see if you actaully watched an interveiw with any of the Slipknot members you would understand they are not ready to make a new album without Paul and they shouldn't be forced into doing it. He said they may start touring soon (though they already did Sonisphere) but he's not ready to make a new album.

  • @JeffsCharismatic666 whoa ok calm down there. Joey seems ready to me, he says hes been writting a few songs and when they asked him if slipknot will make a new band he did not hesistate to say "yes definately" and no i did not know they played at sonisphere

  • @ShadowReaperAD Yeah but just because Joey is ready doesn't mean the rest of Slipknot is. I mean the clip I saw Corey was answering questions about it and he said he will at some point tour with Slipknot but because Paul wrote some of the music for Slipknot he just doesn't wanna make a new album without him. I didn't mean to freak out but I keep seeing people saying that they should make a new album and it's just not very nice.

  • we're not getting you to number one cuz we don't want you to die

  • @Ignis179 the sharks would swim away in fear if he did

  • @Ignis179 We're no getting you to no. 1 'cuz we don't want all the sharks to die. (FIXED)

  • Advertising voice right there !!

  • For some reason that was really funny :D actually love him!!

  • I could CLEARLY see the disgust in his face throughout the video! XD

  • i love the way he says "great"

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  • i cant stop laughing for some reason xDDDD

    i would really want to see him swimming with sharks tho

  • wish he got to number 1, still did well for something with such limited promotion

  • God!!! He's just too sexy, he seems to be like 25 years old xD

  • marry Christmas to you Corey all money to charite wow he is awesome

  • marry Christmas to you Corey all money to charite wow he is awsome

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  • haha. i have that same ax. It's from medieval times

  • whats the battle ax for

  • Ehi, are you my brother? XD

  • hard to tell if the "world famous" was serious or not, because yeah you're world famous :P... but stil..

  • Did he get to #1?

  • @LOZOOTA nope..it was #38 I think.

  • God Damnit. Why are you so fit?

  • world famous corey taylor XD haha and his face at the end

  • 0:26 to 0:27 is the greatest look of "fuuuuuck" I have ever seen in my entire life. Watch his mouth.

  • awww he looks so sad...maybe its cuz of paul :''''(

  • But he didnt tell what sharks,most of them arent aggressive or

    is it suicidal promise?

    I like the idea to get naked completely better like an aging rocker

    (Bill Nighy) had for Christmas song in ultimate english comedy

    'Love Actually (11/7/03)

  • i LOL at 0:28 till 0:37! xD

  • No! he cant swim with sharks! What if something goes wrong! :O I cant deal with another slipknot death! :O I love you Corey!

  • @plimplim666 true that!

  • there was ur chance all u Slipknot haters... of course, u have no clue what to do with a chance since none of u could find the g spot on a 50 pound pussy...

  • we should all try this year and you could punch Simon Cowell instead of swimming with sharks.

  • You know what would be worse then swimming with Sharks?

    Losing your scream and being forced to come up with songs like Snuff.

  • @thefirecapechannel What the shit? Snuff isn't that bad. Falalala go fuck yourself.

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  • @thefirecapechannel Are you F**kin serious? Slipknot/Corey Taylor and even stone sour isn't about the screaming. While it has been a part of their music for a long while it's still important that they contrast. Digg what you digg, but don't give anyone any f**kin madness - I doubt very highly corey and the rest of the knot was "forced" into making snuff. Seriously. Like what you like, but grow up. that having been said, Peace bro!

  • @thefirecapechannel Falalalala go FUCK yourself!

  • @thefirecapechannel snuff was made by corey to get over a girl plain and simple you fucking retard buy the sicness dvd and it tells the story you know what dont becuz your not a maggot

  • @thefirecapechannel wtf are you commenting on a video like this stick to your educational vids on how to get not pussy

  • corey you'd better answear this message or come to romania !!!! i made u too many fans around here for u to ignore me !!!

  • merry late christmas to you corey

  • Damn I wish I knew about this! Maybe next time we get you to #1 but you have to be naked while swimming with the sharks :P

  • he didn't get to number 1 cos nobody wanted him to get eaten :P, n trust me to hear the song AFTER christmas :/

  • he didn't get to number 1 cos nobody wanted him to get eaten :P, n trust me to hear the song AFTER christmas :/

  • Lovin the get up.

  • Corey Darling, make sure they're at least tame sharks, please? And like... Be in a cage or something? I'm concerned for your safety.. :3

    I dunno if it hit #1 or not, but still.. You should swim with sharks anyways... For lulz... :3

  • i was expecting him to post a porn film online or something... LOL

  • Haha, sharks has always been his biggest fear. He's virtually terrified of them.

  • Lol, sharks is coreys life long all time fear.

  • @MrGasson i knowwww...i was so hoping for that :( id make that shit get to number one in a blink of an eye!

  • He looks like Seth Green a little bit

  • he looks like a midget here lol

  • oh, and FOKKEN FASCIO ginger.

  • that merry christmas sounded sarcastic

  • fokken ginger.. hahahahahahahah

    :-)

  • Merry XM@$ to u corey u absolute legend u better get to no 1 like.

  • Swimming with da fisheez! you've put yourself in it now.

    Merry X-M@$ Magotts, Stay(sic)

    Miss you Paul (2)

  • I LOVE YOU!

    Corey just needs to metal scream and it would probably scare the sharks tbf... XD

    Merry Christmas #8!

  • Love the axe, Corey!

  • dont you think it will be as dangerous as sleeping with fan girls?

  • even if this did hit number one, would they be allowed to play it ? xDD

  • merry christmas! :P

  • Ok. It's official. Everybody, purchase the single and make it Number 1 by tomorrow morning!!! I want to see the most brutal thing imaginable. Corey Taylor swimming with sharks! You know he's going to be mushroom stamping each and every one of them!!!

  • Corey you are fucking legend my friend!

  • If I aint drunk then it aint christmas!

  • this had better get to No.1. dont want cowell and that faggot (cant remember his name!) to get the crimbo top spot. xmas is fecking superb, well done Corey!!

  • He said it like he lost a bet.

  • skinny dipping with sharks... :D

  • hahaha "world famous...corey taylor"

  • You're so mad! awesome..

  • Bought!

  • i was expecting him to say that he would do something involving him being nude but sharks are better

  • @LPsCrazyFan99 sharks are not better! XD

  • ARG DONT SWIM WITH SHARKS ;_;

  • I bought it like the good little fan I am :3

  • He forgot to mention something: HE'S DEATHLY AFRAID OF SHARKS

  • He's neck is thicker than most women's waists! Though he's so fucking awesome! I want to see him biting shark's head off and screaming under the water. Go buy the fucking song Maggots, now.

  • Forget Sharks Corey man film yourself swimming with Hungry Hungry Hippos xD

  • will you marry me? :)

  • Feed him to the sharks, bwahahaha!

  • how is tht his fuckin body! his head is so goddamn big! but yet his body is tiny!

  • he should have done something cool. swimming with sharks is lame

  • Hahahahha ^^

    Corey is the man :)

  • where do we buy it?

    

  • @ferisflash Amazon, Itunes.. etc $1.30ish

  • Cant wait to for tis to get to number and dress up as a shark lmao

  • MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS........Cracking song, YEAH!!!!!!

  • purchased !

  • 1 PERSON IS AN ASSHOLIO!!! HE SHOULD SWIM WIT DI SHARKS NOT COREY!!!!

  • good luck with the sharks dude :D

  • hmmm im pretty shore theres a shop near me were they sell shark costumes... any1 else gunna join!

  • Lol best Xmas song in the world!! :D LOL love the sudden pause.. i will film my self *pause* swimming with sharks.. XD

  • that "motherfucking-bastards-got-me­-into-this-bet" face says it all

  • my fave xmas song ever!!!!

    Corey you the man hope you get number 1 this year and every year coming i've bought your single! :D

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  • @halo3makemejizz retarded ones that are too old and too stupid to care about eating, that or baskin sharks, so same thing really lol

  • You gotta beat the X-factor wannabee's man. Best of luck, funniest Xmas song I've ever heard, bought mine yesterday ^_^

  • You Are A FUCKING God Corey!

    You Are The Best Singer EVER!

  • get ready for some sharks corey haha

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  • Marry Christmas you to Corey!

  • @roadrunnerhell Merry

  • I already bought it off Amazon, and now I'm trying to get everyone I know 2 download it! :D

  • I knew this guy before he was famous and he is as cool now as he was then !!!

  • omg corey! will that give a new meaning to "great big mouth" LOL ive been listening to this song non stop

  • lebe du

  • yah merry f*cking @!#$#$^#%&^$%&

  • 1 dislike is because disliker thinks that sharks will eat corey

  • Poor bastard ...

    xD

  • @theblackening i just bought mine!

    [EPIC] i want to see him swimming whit Sharks! :D

  • no illega downloas go out an buy this mother fucker now !!!!

  • Please activate iPod touch viewing!

  • We have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to make X-M@$ number one. Proceeds are going to Teenage Cancer Trust. Spread the word. Its 49p on Amazon. Thank you.

  • Funny song.. yup! Charity...yup! Sharks... what?! 

  • Are you fucking serious?! Corey, noooooooooooo!! D: .... Well, okay then. I'm out to buy it. I'm terrible. xD