Howard Stern - 2008-08-20 - Dominic Barbara's May Day Call

[SlickPimp420]

who the fuck are these guys? annoying as fuck

[TheRacerlover]

I still would have put on some pants. Fire or not! LOL

[TheRacerlover]

Simple...let the boat sink and fire will go out!

[peartfaldo]

so you're saying you're ON FIRE......

[DarthChubbyChaser]

I know he's in a state of panic, but what an obnoxious douche! Was anyone else rooting for him to drown?

[bgdaddyrt]

We're trying to get to Foxwoods....Howard needs to gamble at the Foxwoods!!

Sincerely....one of the funniest bits....George and Artie, just doesn't get better then this!

[bgdaddyrt]

We're trying to get to Foxwoods....Howard needs to gamble!!

Sincerely....one of the funniest bits....George and Artie, just doesn't get better then this!

[TobyTheRobot]

IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA IM ON FIYA

[Intellect81]

"a man in his underwear"....this is classic...should have let him just go down with the boat....

[FreeWebTraffic101]

lol I could listen to Dominic all day

[bodkin1]

lol how did this guy ever become a lawyer? He must have got his law degree out of a Cereal box.

[thenotoriousJSZ]

should have let him burn up!

[aceit2000]

AWESOME. Hard for the USCG to ask him anything if all he is doing is talking on the radio.

[greydawn]

We're trying to get to Foxwoods!

[MrAvidLearner]

"The boat is on FI-YAH! i'm on FI-YAH!"

[tmontanaz44]

gonzo was here

[RSCII]

This really is one of the funniest impromptu moments in Stern history...

[BohabedOne]

She should of asked about half way through 'Whats the problem sir?'

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

"That's how the dinosaurs died..." Artie is a genius.

[sugarsoakermd]

new haven coast guard, nice!

[15Mikedelta]

Lol I think i've seen people like that around New London

[ny007ny]

Dominic the donkey.

[jotero1815]

Dominic is a creepy fuck.

[Rod1stiffington]

FIRE!!!!!

[kidlou]

THE BLOATED ATTORNEY

[elleherrera]

Hopefully people learn from this...I have to deal with people like that all the time...thats my job too.

[erikesemo223]

55-622-7335418

That is Dominic's measurments...

[RSCII]

@erikesemo223 LMAO!!!!!

[hiPlasma]

i'm oyn FYE-AH.

[3xilewarrior]

hahahahahah ^_^, also that coast gaurd girls sounds hot :D

[sw640]

funniest shit ever. period.

[detlions76]

The Best EVER!!!! nothing is close!!

[Scorpion14]

I really wish Dominic would have just drowned, right here. I hate him so much.

[bangbangshakeit]

why would he be driving a boat in his underpants???? fucking fat ass dominic!

[wickaboo]

howard is the shit!!!

[guitarman1628]

i wonder if he was on fire?

[15georgest]

Is howard talking about driving by the sub base in groton ct on the way to foxwoods i wonder?

[jpnjoy]

There's a nuclear navy facility there in Groton. That's probably why he got his wrist slapped by the coast guard. Mayday!

[garethrogue]

this is the single greatest piece of audio ever played on the show.........actually its 2nd to the baba booey apology tape

[pacman812]

Man howard thanks i been trapped in London and im fuking dying miss u nuts

[hiphopguru81]

congratulations you win nothing except a shit load of thumbs down ratings

[bodies42099]

hiphop is for black ppl. if your white u should listen to white ppl music.

[hiphopguru81]

some of my favorite hiphop artists are white....I listen to underground music,and plenty of other music besides hiphop,people like you are the reason why this country is full of hate and murderers....yur a racist bastard with no respect for humankind and I bet your friends are dorks and geeks who never get laid

[bodaciousellie]

like polka

[jakethegent]

amazing!! I was laughing my ass off!!

[apewty1111]

I have the 4 mayday's set as a ring tone on my cell. It certainly makes you jump up when it rings. I just used the record audio app. to record from this clip.

[specifictender]

Thats cool

[deanpap]

How ?

[apewty1111]

Hi, I have a Samsung Cell phone, it's real basic, but it has a "Record Audio" function. I'm sure all cell phones must have one.I just played this recording from Youtube, just the "Mayday, mayday" part, by pausing, and then hitting "play" on youtube, and "record"

on the phone at the same time, holding my phone between the speakers on my laptop. It came out great. A little low-tech, but it worked fine.

[deanpap]

Thanks. I'll try it, just thinking about it makes me laugh so hard. Have a great summer...stern rules....

[1984IcameandIstayed]

love it!!!!!!!!!!

[JJGeneral1]

i'm turning this tape into a ringtone!!! LOL mayday mayday mayday will be my text message alert....

[corfinio]

Please tell me how to get ...MAYDAY! MAYDAY! as a ring tone ...Send me a file...The best.

[JJGeneral1]

search it out. i'm going to upload it to filesavr and rapidshare. a good search might produce a link.

[acrocker3]

Ive been looking for this for so long please let me know how can I get this

[billzyear12203]

may day may day glllllllllllllllllllllllll lol

[jmoneyfic]

hahahaha the guy in the background yells get off the fuckin radio so we can talk to you

[ccaarmerciill]

that was me on the radio talking to him! this was not a fake call and he did indeed mess up the lat long position ! haha im famous now!

[ToricoUK]

muygchh duygchh

[brianutsz]

fucking dom

[flicknausi]

the bloated attorney is on fuckin fire!!

[2mauthnercells]

FIIIAAAAAHHHH!!!

[gentiloser]

la la lawyer!

[tonyyay420]

nice!!!!!

[toddgurule]

Surprised he didn't start his distress call with, "First of all...."

[YouBabyGorilla]

Spot on! I love when Dominick calls in.

[snakefinger]

DOMINIC WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!

[sugarsoakermd]

yea he does need to get to foxwoods

[BrianC974]

the mental picture of that fat slob in his underwear making this call is hilarious!! gahh mayday mayday gahhhhhh

[KodeBloo]

Even better, the mental image of him coming out of the water with 'em drooping. (They said he was wearing tighty whiteys ☻)

[decepticon1981]

The best is when Fred plays the clip "Mayday Mayday"!

[super8hogan]

"I'm on fahhh-ya"

[hugitout23]

HAHAHA MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

[Shadowsnake420]

ROFL I love it "Well get off the fucking radio"

[thedoghouseaward]

The best is the USCG guy sayng "well get off the ***king radio so we can answer you."

[Ryansussman86]

@thedoghouseaward

it wasn't a USCG saying that, it was another boater

[sccapro7]

where the hell do i get this ringtone, dominick gave such a shitty plug for it

[brendabrown]

"I'm all by myself, I'm on fiyah"

[JeRoNyMo]

WE

SALUTE

YOU

[qwerty12222]

FYAH

[pinoi78]

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK!

[DanJL76]

The guy in the background

"well get off the fucking radio" lol

Funny shit

[refcracker]

this is so fuckin great!

God bless Steve Langford and his big penis!

[jim420329]

FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ludehead]

Thank goodness for Steve Langford (and his huge penis).

[AmtrakPatrick]

This is the funniest thing I ever heard. I wish someone had video of this. Does anyone know how big of a boat he has?

[jazzypants123]

Your boat isn't on fire, is it?

[jazzypants123]

Somebody take that fool's boat away from him

[blokhed22]

the boat is on fire

[tempusfugit86]

I simply cannot get enough of this. Everytime the clips came up this week I was howling in the car!

[leo039]

this is the best rofl ... im on I'm on fiyah, I'm on fiyah! ... omg so funny

[Bonx13oJovi]

A Classic!! Howard & Artie are just too funny!!!

[zenrks]

I'm sure its been said before but I'll say it again. . .this is pure radio gold!!

[limegreenolives]

All by myself....and The Boss doing "I'm on Fire" to poor Dominic's mayday call... this is radio gold. I fell in love with Dominic the day Howard told the "steak for two for one" story. I could never live without my SIRIUS satellite radio....

[hekboogie]

mayday mayday mayday..lmaooo..he sounds like high pitch eric

[Lizebri01]

I heared this on xm, they put it to 4 hilarious songs, look em up!

[JosmosFactory]

lmao where's the AC/DC "for those about to rock. FIYAHHHH! we salute you!!"

[warszawianka]

Dan the Song Parody Man did it!

/watch?v=Abn82-PzMKA

[Debw0204]

was he on fiyah off lawnguyland? did anyone ever come?

[496velle]

THE BEST

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

this is gonna be one of the most viewed clips u ever put up, master. look at the frequency of the comments!

[imnotbuddha]

Where the hell was he? From his lat-long, it puts him north of Lac Bienville in Quebec!?

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

he says long island sound

i wouldnt be surprised if dominic fucked up the lat/long

[spider1974]

It doesn't make sense cause it's a fake bit!

[JOEYGOLDCOMEDY]

it was fake?

[spider1974]

Of course it was fake. Most bits are.

[jasonmengelkoch]

Not fake you dolt.

[thesandy]

I'm on fiyah, I'm on fiyah! The boat is on fiyah!

[PANT8909]

the boat-the boat- the boat is on fire. we dont need no water let the muthaocka burn, burn

[jorgenmac]

aaaall by myseeeeelf

[mikeytano]

mechhhday mechhhday!!!!

[Crubber]

"Who drives a boat in their underpants?"

[ginsunh]

Dan the Song Parody Man's songs made to this sound byte are hilarious.

[mikeferr107]

That was hilarious. It was nice hearing Artie again. Last I knew, Artie was off the show. I hope that I am correctly assuming that Artie has made his return.

[dabsy13]

why was he in his underpants?

[aj1000101]

he claims that he had lost so much weight that when he was wearing his pants, it kept falling down...

[warszawianka]

"I'm on fiy-ah! I'm on fiy-ah! I'm on fiy-ah!"

[jordanwinston]

hahahaah!!!!!!!!!!

[jostrichm]

so, ummm...is he on fire?

[komoea]

no, i think he might be on fire. hahahahhaha

bloated boy!

[pineapplesand556ers]

"MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY! MAY DAY!"

[kennyschmitt]

GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheMierArmy]

was the boat on fire?

[ohnoesnutnut]

im on fire!! im on fire!! im on fire!! im on fire!!

LMAO

[loveelephants]

I'M ON FIYAH!!!!

[hwdstrn]

Dominic is so fat he could have just floated back to the mainland if he had needed to abandon ship.

[notbendable]

"Dominic is so fat..." - "That's how the dinosaurs died ...they couldn't reach their mouths..."

XD

[marytheresa123]

Thank you so much for posting! I laughed until I cried when I heard this and wanted my son to hear it as well..I cannot wait for the phoney phone calls as well!!!!!!!

[Dibrini]

I can't wait for the prank call that Sal and Richard are gonna make with this audio!

[mpr3275]

this is awesome. i can't stand dominic but this is great

[amj2020]

Too bad he made it, lawyers are better at the bottom of the Long Island Sound. Especially this fat scumbag

[katey1dog]

"MAYDAY MAYDAY, I'm a fucktard!"

[XC0688]

i love it when hes yelling to the other boat and he holds the mic and the coast gaurd is yelling at him. ahhh thats too funny.

[gbekas]

GREAT AUDIO!

THANK U FOR POSTING !

[mkrav46]

This is a great call. May Day May Day May Day May Day May Day

[enriquem2872]

Best part is when the coast guard guy in the background says "get the fuck off the radio so we can answer" lol

"55 622 73 35 418 i'm on fiyah"

[enriquem2872]

Best part was the coast guard guy in the background telling him to "get the fuck off the radio so we can answer" lol

"55 622 73 35 418 i'm on fiyah"

[RYENZRO]

LMFAO!!! He's a fucking moron! What kind of boat was it?

[KineticRic]

How many times that dumbass have to say "Im on fire!"

As if the Coast Guard doesn't know what that means.

This is what happens when you have more money than brains.

[MagicRoosterBlues]

Oh man, this is the funniest thing ever. I am literally laughing my ass off in the office again. Thanks MTT.

[artiesgrenade]

Picture this:

Dominic on his boat along with Ralph and Eric the Fidget, all three of them screaming as they drown and/or burn to death.

That should put a smile on your face.

[dgreen002]

I'm on fiyah. boat is on fiyah. i'm on fiyah.

[kempstonjoystick]

Fat Attention Whore, I wish that gargaling bastard had drowned along with Ralph.

[bizzyindmp220]

awsome