Bella: I want a sandwich Paul: yo bitch others: shut the Fuck up Bella: It's FORBIDDEN LOVE! others: how looks so hot right now! others: three guys no shirts... were not gay Bella: He tells me nothing... Cuz im mega shank Bella: shank smack bitch others: you fucked up... Run! you dumb bitch don't just stand there" Bella: "Holy fuken SHIIIIAAT"
*i heard you're seeing an indian wolf* yaaaah*he cut his hair tho, doesn't look indian anymore..oh....but he's still better then edward, you know that..ed's a fag..even if he is my son...fag?like..homo?lok how slutty i look..XD hahahaha hilarious!
I want a sandwhich! Yo bitch! Shut the fuck up! It's forbidden love!!! Three guys... No shirts... we're not gay. HE LOOKS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW He tells me nothing cuz im a mega skank! hehehe *SKANK SMACK BITCH!* UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHH you fucked up HUHHH HUHHHHHHHH Run you dumb bitch don't just stand there! HUHUUUUUUUUUUUU HUHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! NANABLARGLAGLARG NA NA BLARG im so computerized BLARG BLARG nnnblblbgleh HOLY FUKEN SHIIIIIIIIIAAT! hey jaz settle you freak
wow when carlisle is like 'so i hear your see'ing and indian wolf' it actually looks like he's saying that lmao you guys are geniusmaking this! this is definitely the best spoof parody out there! :D
hahaha lolz i love that "uh i'm actually a man..." walks off soo funny and the sandwich bit lol i love it when it goes (teleport) its funny and the bit where carlsiel is talking to edward when hes just stading there and the part where him and bella are talking!! i love it all
Haha Emmet's supposed to be all strong and stuff but in here he says "Ok" in a tiny girly voice... Haha and I love when Bella says "I wanna sandwich!"
I want a sandwhich! Yo bitch! Shut the fuck up! It's forbidden love!!! Three guys... No shirts... we're not gay. HE LOOKS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW He tells me nothing cuz im a mega skank! hehehe *SKANK SMACK BITCH!* UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHH you fucked up HUHHH HUHHHHHHHH Run you dumb bitch don't just stand there! HUHUUUUUUUUUUUU HUHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! NANABLARGLAGLARG NA NA BLARG im so computerized BLARG BLARG nnnblblbgleh HOLY FUKEN SHIIIIIIIIIAAT!
LOL i love how carlisle has the faggot rant and then he just looks at him and he's like "yer pasty" LOL "well he's still better then edward...ed's a fag"
yo i love da back round music nd lol "ur pasty" lol hhahahaahahahaa nd i reaaaally doont like wen she blinkz she dous dat to much nd she sounded stupid wen she went "like...homo" lol still i like twilight charecterz dei all da actorz act goood lol!!!
"you're pasty" LOL love it!
murph1329 2 weeks ago
oh shit,she fucked carlisle!!!
ILuvTwilightGirl51 3 weeks ago
* Teleport noise* ahah hilarious
MissMercy123 1 month ago
I... I'm actually a man. LMAO!!
noellagrace9 1 month ago
0:44 Some doctor, he doesn't even use gloves, you don't know her Carlisle she could have the Aids XD
Dracosgal8 1 month ago
0:23 he says I'm so computerized
RocksInTheToilet 2 months ago
Im uhh im actually a man WTF lol
bluesmurf104 2 months ago
SKANK SMACK BITCH! XD i love it!!!
TeamEdwardCullen1911 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I want a sandwich
niccig11 2 months ago
Alice: umm I'm sorry i'm actually a man lol
lvsun72 2 months ago
lvsun72 2 months ago 2
alice: i'm uhh... i'm actually a man XD i love twilight but i can't help but laugh at these poof voiceovers XD
t1bb1es 2 months ago
I'm uhh... I'm a man. HahAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cabby8ca 2 months ago
Your pasty Lmfao :)
TaYbEaR191 2 months ago
You're pasty OLOLOLOLOLOLO
RocksInTheToilet 3 months ago
I nearly pissed myself
RocksInTheToilet 3 months ago
wanna sex?
m134maggot 3 months ago
lol alice. "im actually a man"
DeathAngel709 3 months ago 2
I WANT A SANDWICH!!! lol
Strawberryluver1234 3 months ago
Faggot fairy...You look pasty ...
WTF XD
littlevil01 5 months ago 2
*i heard you're seeing an indian wolf* yaaaah*he cut his hair tho, doesn't look indian anymore..oh....but he's still better then edward, you know that..ed's a fag..even if he is my son...fag?like..homo?lok how slutty i look..XD hahahaha hilarious!
darkestdreams002 5 months ago 2
LOL
SKANK SMACK BITCH!
Alizyaful 6 months ago
"wanna sex" lmfao!!!!!!
KbugKatie14 6 months ago
wow that was funny like retarted! lmao
sandrapauleen 6 months ago
eds a fag
MsSmartChic101 6 months ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
That video was hilarious! *hi-five*
mysticdarkrose000 7 months ago 2
wait. there must be a glitch. youtube only shows MY views.
robstenlives 7 months ago
Stop acting emotional with that fag face you faggot fairy. lmfao :')
BubbleGum065 7 months ago 25
blood.. skank blood. don't just stand there. go get your idiot brother. stop acting emotional with that fag face.
staayfrosty 8 months ago
xD the Begining WAS EFFING HILARIOUS I LOVE TWILIGHT BUT THAT WAS JUST TO DAMN FUNNY LMFAO
omieiscute 8 months ago
Eds a fag even if he is my son
Zuzialuvsroblox 8 months ago
SUPER VAMPIRE PUSH!
Snowflake34745 8 months ago
please make more!! :)
HorseAnTayLover 8 months ago
The best parts were
SKANK SMACK BITCH
and
HOLY FUCKIN SHIATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
mysticdarkrose000 8 months ago 2
music from ssx tricky?!??!?!?!
cllflwr916 8 months ago
I heard your seeing an indian wolf.
yeahhh but he cut his hair, he doesn't look indian anymore.
Oh. well... he's still better than edward, you know that. Ed's a fag. even if he is my son.
Fag?.....Like....homo? look how slutty i look. i know though, you've always been pretty shitty at..everything.
Wanna sex?
Luna13Cullen 9 months ago 2
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Sandusky18 9 months ago
SKANK SMACK, BITCHH!!
xxForeverxxDawnxx 9 months ago
faggot fairy hahaha
byZaaara 9 months ago
HAHAHAHA! When Bella looked up from the fall, she kinda sounded like Yoshi. LOLOLOLOL
LadyShallDance 9 months ago
PRESS 8.
SuperCleo889 10 months ago
SKANK SMACK BIIIITCHH !
ByMusicIAmHypnotized 10 months ago
the carlisle lines were HILARIOUS XDDDD
Eidolin 10 months ago
YOUR PASTY! LOL
sawyerbabe16 11 months ago
i want num 3
"SUPER VAMPIRE PUSH!"
ShaneCollins1000 11 months ago
"Wana sex?"
TheVegbian 11 months ago
I'm so computerized. XD
1ankie1 1 year ago
You're pasty XD
musikcrazed45 1 year ago
Lol
SuperCleo889 1 year ago
teleport warp!
chipmunkspy5 1 year ago
LOL I LUV CARLISLE!! FAGGOT FAIRY!
chipmunkspy5 1 year ago
Alice "well um.. erm.. I'm actually a man.." *walks away silently*
StandOnMountains 1 year ago
@StandOnMountains LMAO
chipmunkspy5 1 year ago
you faget face haha srry that was kinda funny and the end XD
6MizzxXxAnn6 1 year ago
best spoof EVA i mean come on this made me laugh more than you been framed and other spoof put togetha
tra0607 1 year ago
o-m-g HILARIOUS
SaRaHtheBlackStar 1 year ago
Wanna sex? ;)
Clary10000 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL I love Carlisle
TheDifferenceMusic1 1 year ago 21
"Faggoty Fairy"
AustralianAuzzie 1 year ago
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I want a sandwhich! Yo bitch! Shut the fuck up! It's forbidden love!!! Three guys... No shirts... we're not gay. HE LOOKS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW He tells me nothing cuz im a mega skank! hehehe *SKANK SMACK BITCH!* UHHHHH UHHHHH UHHH you fucked up HUHHH HUHHHHHHHH Run you dumb bitch don't just stand there! HUHUUUUUUUUUUUU HUHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! NANABLARGLAGLARG NA NA BLARG im so computerized BLARG BLARG nnnblblbgleh HOLY FUKEN SHIIIIIIIIIAAT! hey jaz settle you freak
AustralianAuzzie 1 year ago
When she says forbidden love, it seriously looks like she is actually saying that!
AustralianAuzzie 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Your pasty.
daisybean0201 1 year ago
7 people are faggit fairies
SchleichSophie 1 year ago
i wanna sandwhich
SchleichSophie 1 year ago
You faggit fairy... XD i love the music in the back round
franigirl429 1 year ago
Three guys - no shirts - were not gay!!!
Im uhh... im actually a man
Honestly ROLF
Ripcurlgirl98 1 year ago 4
are you gonna make one for eclipse? the dvd comes out tomorrow XDD
chichigirrl2 1 year ago
haha, ur awsome *subscribe*
natangelshanaenay98 1 year ago
rowrurwrowrurrurrorrow so computerised rowrurrow..............im uhh im actually a man....dont just stand there you faggit fairy....
Gingerbiki 1 year ago
like the backround song too
Nani1able 1 year ago
I WANT A SANDWICH!
Nani1able 1 year ago
" SKANK SMACK BITCH " HAHAHHAHA (???) HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bebbelina 1 year ago
skank slap bitch!! :)
istarms 1 year ago
"shh shh settle it you freak"
purplepanda7272 1 year ago
you faggit fairy XDD
julialivia23 1 year ago
Lol @ the teleport warp XD
MizzFrylock 1 year ago
I did the "I want a sandwich!" and I got a bunch of strange looks....
thaliaachase 1 year ago
What's the name of the song you used in the backround?
thaliaachase 1 year ago
I want a sandwich! XD
thaliaachase 1 year ago
omg i love twilight but this is funny
twilightshay13 1 year ago 2
wow when carlisle is like 'so i hear your see'ing and indian wolf' it actually looks like he's saying that lmao you guys are geniusmaking this! this is definitely the best spoof parody out there! :D
vincentetkadajlvr 1 year ago
hahaha lolz i love that "uh i'm actually a man..." walks off soo funny and the sandwich bit lol i love it when it goes (teleport) its funny and the bit where carlsiel is talking to edward when hes just stading there and the part where him and bella are talking!! i love it all
911rainbowgirl 1 year ago
ROFL
"Uh... I'm actually a man..." -Walk away-
Gazuntiteable 1 year ago
hahaha:) youre pasty
tamakiharuhi007 1 year ago 2
Holy fuckin SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIAT! xD
wawabooty 1 year ago
SKANK SMACK BITCH!! Rotflmmfao!!
jztava92 1 year ago 2
Haha Emmet's supposed to be all strong and stuff but in here he says "Ok" in a tiny girly voice... Haha and I love when Bella says "I wanna sandwich!"
OMGKATProductions 1 year ago
its just blood skanky..... blood
coolgirl184 1 year ago
stop at 1:33 look at bella's face
theshopaholic1997 1 year ago
0:24 does paul say, "i got neuterized"?
WolfpireGirl 1 year ago
@WolfpireGirl no he says "i'm so computerized"
but good guess
musicfanvids 1 year ago
@WolfpireGirl No he says 'I'm so computerized' (:
Katarriinaa 1 year ago
@Katarriinaa oh. thanks..
WolfpireGirl 1 year ago
@WolfpireGirl Oh haha I didn't see someone already replied to you, sorry (:
Katarriinaa 1 year ago
0:24 does he say "i got neuterized"?
WolfpireGirl 1 year ago
um,huh i'm actually a man hahahahaha
Teleport warp LOLOLOLOL
The123Vampiregirl 1 year ago
lmao niiiice!
wotuppeepz 1 year ago
"three guys, no shirts, were not gay"
LMFAO
bookworm5621 1 year ago 4
run yhu dumb bitch dont jus stand there. lolz
themuzikangel 1 year ago
lol faggy fairy XD
chichigirrl2 1 year ago
"I'm uh.. I'm actually a man."
TheMooseLord 1 year ago 89
@TheMooseLord Best Part!
Sandusky18 9 months ago
pissing myself laughing, very well done XD
FunkChicks08 1 year ago 3
so funny i had to play it again xD
xbreyerforeverx 1 year ago
mysinger4life 1 year ago 74
I,m uh im actually a man
jessikahallington 1 year ago
lmao! "i'm uh...I'm actually a man..."
lovelyjuliet16 1 year ago 4
hey i wanna know if they sexed or not...wait is that eveen a word?
DontJudgexMe 1 year ago
Fag? like.. Homo?
XD
bananaramaonzin 1 year ago
i wanna sandwhich!! yo bitch! shut the fuck up! oh man i love it
MyOwnWorldOfTwilight 1 year ago
@NewMoonG14201 lol
bloomhug 1 year ago
When the guys transforming into a wolf did you say Im so computerized?? LOL x]
millistar123 1 year ago
GAGAAGAKAHHDIEWBKHWBAHSWHDBDHCBHXSAGA-i'm so computerised-GAGAYDHGDGFHDUIUHIFJIWJFJLKFJLKDWFJA
rainbowgorilla 1 year ago
haha 0.43
rainbowgorilla 1 year ago
im um im actually a man
lik the funniest line:):)!!!
tress3000 1 year ago
i am going to die of laughter
buggyboo81 1 year ago
lol this is the collest new moon parody
teamcullenbrothers 1 year ago
I' m actually a man xD
iWoppy 1 year ago
So freaking funny.. xD
bellamig 1 year ago
while hes transforming u can hear him say-im so computerized-
alexis246875 1 year ago
"Run you dumb bitch, don't just stand there!" lmfao!! X[D
rikkibaby4918 1 year ago
..Your pasty.
brycelover09 1 year ago
I want a sandwhich bitch! Haha
monkeyspyagent 1 year ago
Bahhhahahahaha! Y am I a mega skank? XD
monkeyspyagent 1 year ago
ROFL
I am actually a man XD
cuteNADA1992 1 year ago
I couldnt stop laughing
meikospade 1 year ago
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musicfanvids 1 year ago
"SKANK SMACK BITCH!"
TheModernRedhead 1 year ago
LOL i love how carlisle has the faggot rant and then he just looks at him and he's like "yer pasty" LOL "well he's still better then edward...ed's a fag"
bakurawolf 1 year ago
@bakurawolf haha
ladyuggboots 1 year ago
"I'm uh, i'm actually a man"
I Pmsl!
yoyochloeyoyo 1 year ago
that rocks lol
meikospade 1 year ago
HAHAHAH! IM ACTUALL A MAN!
19yamyam97 1 year ago
Ohmygawd funny make more! Your awesome!!!!!
Ladyimpersonater 1 year ago
MAKE A THIRD ONE!!!!
xXChickenSammichXx 1 year ago
U are hilarious ! Love it but u use waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to many swear words and very inapropriate information anyway awsome vids
twiandhamlover12 1 year ago
LOL! At :24 it says "I'm so computerized!" LMAO!
justwatch15 1 year ago
Don't just stand there, go help your idoit brother *Edward just stares* LMAO. Haha. "Your pasty"
justwatch15 1 year ago
skank smack bitch!!
twilightcraze62 1 year ago
Do an Eclipse one pleasee !!:L
yoyochloeyoyo 1 year ago
LOLOL!! i was pmsl @ this video.
yoyochloeyoyo 1 year ago
wana sex?
Zeta1995 1 year ago
the music is really helping this vid. AHAHAHAHA
twittercom 1 year ago
funniest thing ive ever seen
jenalala 1 year ago
"I want a sandwich"
"YO bitch..."
xDDDDDDDD This is greatttt
animerain2010 1 year ago
This is the best parody ever :D
ChilotteGoesCrazy 1 year ago
Run you dumb bitch don't just stand there!...............Holy fucking SHIIIIAT!......lol Skanky........Blood.........You just made my whole day.
Nikkitheoutcastvamp 1 year ago 4
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Nikkitheoutcastvamp 1 year ago
"Three guys...No shirts...Were not gay"
Major LOL
ilovedatasoong 1 year ago
yo i love da back round music nd lol "ur pasty" lol hhahahaahahahaa nd i reaaaally doont like wen she blinkz she dous dat to much nd she sounded stupid wen she went "like...homo" lol still i like twilight charecterz dei all da actorz act goood lol!!!
ijstluvya 1 year ago
now i want a sandwich
bloomhug 1 year ago
baha!!! hes all (???) HAUGHYGHAUGHYFGDR IM SO COMPUTERISED JVHDJGJDJGIDJD (???)
majorfriends6 1 year ago
lol! Alice is a man? Then that makes Jasper GAY!!! *GASP* D:
LolGurrl91 1 year ago
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1.) SKANK SMACK BITCH!
2.) "HEJKHKJSAYUGH i'm so computerised HUASKJHKJG!"
3.) "Don't just stand there, go help your idiot brother. Stop acting
...emotional with that fag face you faggit fairy...Your pasty."
4.) "i heard your seeing an indian wolf..."
"yeah, he cut his hair so he doesnt look indian anymore"
"But he's still better than edward... ed's a fag. even if he is my son"
"fag.....? Like... Homo?"
5.) THe heavy breathing. XD
Midnighttfantasy 1 year ago
SKANK SMACK BITCH!
brandonbrown9999 1 year ago
:O The first five seconds seriously made my day AND
''I'm actually a man" and the sound you made when Carlisle was teleporting xD Soo good keep up with the good work :)
CrushingTheOrdinary 1 year ago
lol hey, jass settle it u freak!
crutcher8 1 year ago
"im acutally a man"
Kathelynn11 1 year ago
it totaly looks like shes saying "ITS FORBIDDEN LOVE" if you stare at hr eyes and look with your peripheral vision (:
RandomChick539 1 year ago
im a im actually a man lol
PonyboysGirl101 1 year ago
hahaha that was funny and I actually like the twilight stuff.. way to go man :)
Twilightlover199 1 year ago
lol when he said three guys and no shirts it looked like he was actually saying that lol
VampireMoon869 1 year ago
haha i luv it the best :P
shortstacklover97 1 year ago
"Wanna sex?" LOL!! XDDD
LolGurrl91 1 year ago
haha i luv this is soo funny great job :)
shortstacklover97 1 year ago
best ever!
NarniaFan105 1 year ago
lmafo.
xXtiigers 1 year ago
I loved 1:28. Really though, you should have made this whole Bella/Carlisle spoof... it would have been hilarious.
findmeharry 1 year ago
Skanky blood!
TheBethm1 1 year ago
lol it sounds like south park
ShiniGamiGG 1 year ago
Skank smak bitch!
TheBethm1 1 year ago 2
Funniest video ever!!!!! Just made my day!!!!
TheJBfan97 1 year ago
my fav is the skank smack bitch
lenkagamine1221 1 year ago
HLLOY FUCKIN SHIIIIIAT!
my FAVORITEE part
XD
TheBloo4 1 year ago
I love both Jacob and Edward... But this was hilarious!! "Ed's a fag.. Even though he's my son.." You seriously made my day Dazz lol (:
Megs193 1 year ago
"I WANT A SANDWICH! YO BITCH! STFU!"
AHAHAHA!!
too funny...i think thats the best part!
jbrks2011 1 year ago
"i want a sandwich!&q