Cobalt vs Minivan

[Sloo20sc]

Cobalt was not making no 300hp

[KimonoSkunk]

Wanna let everyone know i'm selling my 5 speed turbo minivan. Note me in my page for info...

[TheZj318]

I like watching this video once on a while because it makes me laugh. That minivan is awesome, but I'd take the cobalt since I love mine.

[mtech20]

:43 Cobalt driver's penis shrivels, riddled with heartache when realizing he lost to a minivan DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

[TheDiabolicalQ]

Late for soccer practice

[DILightning]

My Espace was Quicker ROFL i beat a 1997 Subaru Impreza 

[pa1nt13aller]

LOL awesome

[TH3B34ST31]

not your average minivan! Good job man!

[Tradix15]

I'M LAUGHING OMG X) Poor cobalt tho :/

[Dime6String]

My older bro has a 2.5 turbo with a 5 speed manual he put in with a few other "goodies" ;) and we do this almost daily! Funny as fuck to spank some kid in a riced out Honda and when they get to the next light, his friends in his car are laughing at him for losing to a minivan!!! AWESOME!!! HAHAHAHA

[chrisair2112]

im pretty sure that the driver of the Cobalt had his day ruined including his pride.. amazing work on the van guys! keep it up! skys the limit ^_^ 5 stars!

[dumpedda9]

nice van no hating and the guy wit the 454 pos lets do a round of tug o war ur 454 vs my compound turbo cummins twin pumped with a fully built head wter methed and piggy backed ecu iil tow u to the track beat u and still get my 24 mpg...

[benchod94]

s/c cobalts are a joke I fucked one up in a fucking grand am hahaha

those 1st gen turbo vans are awesome lol

[mikec81]

typical balt owner what a fag

[KimonoSkunk]

Heyas Bgreen08,

Just picked up my 1989 Plymouth Voyager Turbo a few days ago.

Needs a new rear axle, but hey, you can't beat the price, FREE.

(Have the video of it on my channel.

It's time we show Turbo Minivans are to be taken SERIOUSLY.

Kimonoskunk

[crazyskier540]

hahaha this made my day

[ericpinter29]

who the fuck soops a a 90s minvan?

[smackface6]

@ericpinter29 someone who likes laughing at ricers

[MrLurchish0]

@ericpinter29 80s :P

[jason123456789210]

@ericpinter29 *80s

[Fivetoone215]

The evil laugh before the actual video starts!!!

[BetoElBrownPrider]

man i would sell my car after this

[trupp96]

man that is pathoetic

[ImTonathyy]

Lmao it's called a "sleeper." not any mini van can do that

[sanelloves]

you sir just got smoked by a mini van

[chillirun]

Haha!! Not too many people know about the turbo caravan, it's truly a minivan on steroids. I'm a huge fan of the turbo dodge cars of that era, I own a Shelby Charger and an Omni and I love how they look like sleepers yet they'll leave a corvette standing still

[TheKikoloco]

i dont find it hardto believe that a minivan beat a shitty cobalt nice job dude

[eddie85832]

sleeppper

[PvtParts111]

Why would you mod a minivan?

[carkid47]

@PvtParts111 its probably a gutted plymouth voyager that comes boosted stock.. they are pretty damn fast

[AquaPod4U]

Either a riged race. Or that was just an economy cobalt. I think any kid would be happy with a cheap version of a sports car

[KOOPA1020]

@AquaPod4U hey did you notice there were no rear seats?....... theres these cars called sleepers... either get wit hthe program or someday a geo metro will smoke you

[AquaPod4U]

@KOOPA1020

Nope thats just an economy cobalt.

A cheaper version of an OK car

[Rboney88]

@AquaPod4U

bullshit.. it's a cobalt SS... unless you're deaf I'm prety sure everybody else heard the supercharger whine up... dee dee dee

[AquaPod4U]

@Rboney88

That sounds ike a van whine up to me buddy

If it was an SS, then the race was rigged

[Rboney88]

@Rboney88

How would the race be rigged? obviously you know jack shit about cars... and dont read... the minivan: TURBO... Cobalt SS: Supercharged.. you can see the SS badging on the Cobalt.. and those are Cobalt SS wheels.. and the whine definitely isn't the van as Turbos... SPOOL UP (whooshing noise) and Blow off... Superchargers Whine... I would know I had a 00' pontiac grand prix gtp.. and that's what my S/C sounded like.. as for the race being "Rigged" though supercharges are better for

[Rboney88]

@Rboney88

continued HP... Turbos are good after they've spooled up... turbo minivan with right work done could easily spank a basically stock cobalt... I would know on the turbo aspect cuz i owned a 96 eclipse GST... so i know how both Supercharged and Turbo Charged cars sound and act...

[FMX189]

best van evar.

[bairdandrew77]

haa thats an awesome van

[Doctors2Advocate]

"Full stage 2 kit and Injen intake" does not equal anything close to 310 hp. So we have a problem here.

[insaneTrout]

@MrChriskenser and just look at how stupid your ass is that's not an import. in case you missed the steering wheel shot you should look again because that's a CHRYSLER emblem you asshat. stfu.

[black99bimmer]

Wow! that cracks me the fuck up!!!! minivan for the win by a distance!!! Im kinda proud to own a nissan quest now. said "kinda" proud...Now dramatically proud.....

[puranger52]

meth injection wow

[JusNov16]

Sweet ass minivan!!!



[Evo10Rocks]

Did the van really have those mods?

[iMaGiKTrUcK]

COLBALT SUPER SLOW!!



[gradxg]

how is a cobalt a ricer? for people that dont know what ricer is it is typically a honda civic with a wing, stickers, and a fart can and thinks its fast. on the other hand a person with a cobalt ss doesnt have to THINK its fast when it already is so again how are they ricers?

[ChromeMan04]

@gradxg so if a mustang had all that you decribed then wouldnt that make themustang a ricer? lol your a perfect example of a fanboy

[gradxg]

@ChromeMan04 how the fuck am i fanboy? i dont even like cobalts

[gradxg]

@ChromeMan04 also if the mustang had a ricer wing and ricer stickers i would just call it a piece of shit

[cmg3829]

stop calling the cobalt a ricer its AMERICAN!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!! the japs harverst rice hence ricer or rice burner!!! if you want to come up with a derogatory term for it how about wheat burner since we harvest wheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChromeMan04]

@cmg3829 cobalt is a ricer fag and ricer is not only for jap cars it also for gay ass american cars, now go back to your shity v6

[oOKryptiKOo]

@ChromeMan04 But there wasn't anything rice about the Cobalt....Lol

[gradxg]

@ChromeMan04 cobalt is a I4 if you ment g back to the cobalts.. fucking fanboy

[97I30T]

This is sooo funny. I wish I could see the look on those mouthy ricer guys faces when they get rocked by a minivan. Lol

[ExtremeBoy44]

For those of you who are confused.  Both of these cars are domestically made. Both have forced induction 4 cylinder engines. Cobalt is supercharged, and probably weighs more than the minivan. Minivans are for child molesters, and rapists therefore need to be fast to make a clean getaway.

[transamman305]

@ExtremeBoy44 Those shelby turbo vans can be made into monsters. And some people like the sleeper look. Saying they're for child molesters and rapists is just ignorant. I had one at one point and they are fun as hell, and are pretty damn light too for a van.

[lairdriver]

@ExtremeBoy44

haha..the last part was gold.

[jason123456789210]

@ExtremeBoy44 no the minivans dont. they have 3.0L 6 cylinder. this is a grand u noob

[1969satellite]

@jason123456789210 This is a 4 cylinder turbo van.

[Tyler89able]

sweet fail chevy, a 20 year old minvan just beat your ass.

[snipingghost90]

@MrChriskenser i drive a Nissan S14... im american so dont be stereotyping who drives what you beaner

[cazzac11]

colbalt ss are fuckin gutless pieces o shit

[MrChriskenser]

really id race that in my 454 big block then we could do a round of tug of war lets see your van do somethin more american than a rigged race

[Bgreen06]

@MrChriskenser Pics of your mullet?

[streetrice]

@Bgreen06 LOL!

[bryanw0087]

@MrChriskenser didnt look rigged to me..... really your posting on a video saying that your car can beat a minivan... congrats to you my friend... congrats to you... pfff

[LimitlessAeon619]

@MrChriskenser

Huge epeen, vids or gtfo

[northerncustomsracin]

@MrChriskenser get bent doucher.. get a real truck not an ss.. thats so gay.. get a fast car thats worth it.. id do tug of war in my mims mini againts you... its got a hemi.. so get bent cunt muffin

[KimonoSkunk]

@MrChriskenser Oh do tell us all how the race was rigged, if you are so smart?

[MrChriskenser]

why cuz you know a 69 stang or camaro would woop ur ricers ass

[electricshockproof]

@MrChriskenser The van will whip your ride.

[MrChriskenser]

hahaha fag real men drive pickups or muscle cars the only men who drive imports are asian

[Bgreen06]

@MrChriskenser

Wow you are the definition of an ignorant hillbilly. Congratulations.

[djafterbeyond1]

@Bgreen06 my thoughts exactly....

[zoomzoompsh]

@MrChriskenser

damn imports…. chrysler vs chevy

[Jebus1620]

@MrChriskenser you mean guys who have to compensate have to drive big vehicles....its called small man syndrome....and these imports that have 1.6l engines give or take mop the floor with your muscle cars that have engines 4 times the size of imports....try to keep up

[ELpincheWEROdeLETHAL]

@MrChriskenser these cars are domestics

[mathewdylang]

@MrChriskenser i own a dodge 2500 with 33's on it and a 93 eagle talon tsi awd. maybe youre just a narrow minded bitch that needs to grow up and appreciate all cars.

[BlackySmalls7]

@MrChriskenser News flash: The Cobalt is made by Chevrolet, an AMERICAN car manufacturer.

[WRXSubaru08]

@MrChriskenser Im a white American who drives an import. Wheres your stereotype now? I also cant believe you thought the cobalt was an import. lol shows how much of a "real man" you really are....

[98770]

?@MrChriskenser what about the fords that will smoke 8 cyls? ever heard of the ford focus rs???

[iSkate7104]

@MrChriskenser chevy is american dude

[AlexxSR]

@MrChriskenser Fag

[stairmaster3001]

@MrChriskenser hahaha gay men drive pickups o what kno faggot

[eddymandiedie]

@solvietfox your moms a whore

[Hugo350R]

damn wont ever fuck with a minivan lol

[DOHC66]

It's called a sleeper. It is supposed to be a shock to lose against a minivan. It is called fun.

[SilverstoneZED]

I guess you could literally pick up more chicks with a minivan. :-P

[eddymandiedie]

@35RSkyline I drive something far superior to that son, I don't need to tell you, lets just say that you should save your welfare cheques and someday you can afford one

[CasualBeliever]

@eddymandiedie How many welfare cheques did you have to save for your scooter lol?

@beammark look up srt 4 then come back

[beammark]

cobalts are like the chevy's neon. garbage. i would never drive one i would rather drive the van

[eddymandiedie]

@MTchevy1 Actually grownups drive imports, kids drive slowbalts because they are cheap and garbage. If you are a "grown up" I give you credit for balancing your slowbalt/trailer payments. What trailer court do you live in, do you take your sister and mom for rides in your slowbalt?

[Guitarvox44]

Lmfao the vans turbod?

[crazykook417]

sandals...



[eddymandiedie]

@1badmexican666 buddy stop talking shit, fags drive slowbalts and acting tough on YouTube won't make your duck bigger. I'm not going to bother explaining my cars stats to you because I already know it's faster. Keep racing shit boxes and thinking your driving a real car. Fuck you and have a nice day :o)

[Equinox866]

I don't see why people slam on vans. I can dig them.

[terracon]

4G63T swap? I'm only taking a guess here.

[terracon]

Whoops, saw the other vids. Nice SRT-4 swap.

[eddymandiedie]

slowbalt fail, only fags and girls drive them.  Men drive imports

[Bgreen06]

@eddymandiedie Hey now, let's be nice. :) To clear any sour air, my good friend that I work with has a whipple 1600 going on his Cobalt that I am very afraid of. There's nothing I have that will come close to his sub 130 mph car.

[shewit08]

@Bgreen06 whats the specs on the two cars. and what kind of van?

[1badmexican666]

@eddymandiedie only fags drive cobalts? wanna come here n say that to my face? bitch, only POSERS drive imports n ive beaten several dozen japanese, british, and german cars. you probably still drive daddys little tercel. punk ass poser bitch.

[MTchevy1]

@eddymandiedie haha "men drive imports" hahahaha... just go away, grown-ups are talking.

Awesome video Bgreen, I love turbo dodges... they never fail to surprise people that don't know them. Supercharged cobalts are so hard to make fast, I did quite a bit to one a few years back and still could never hang with my buddy's shelby daytona. You a SDAC member?

[Bgreen06]

@MTchevy1

Thanks bud. I'm not really a member but I'm on the boards for TD and TM. I go by Dave.

[35RSkyline]

@eddymandiedie What do you drive a pos civic. that van want stock balts a fast as fuck

[SovietFox]

@eddymandiedie Yer mom rides imports.

[anatolioxd]

Brendan? Where are you from?

[Driftingbonnema]

need to tinit those minivan windows that way people can't see you driving



[AndrewNoNumbers]

Is it just me or is there no video?

[Bgreen06]

@ CTB787 ya I'm sure you make the kind of money where you would drive a costly exotic. With that sort of intelligence its doubtful you make very much money. Just keep your ignorant comments to yourself and quit being a hater, ok?

[nwfreerider]

nice sandals

[ctb787]

Ha seriously? A mini van? *tisk tisk* The cobalt may have lost but mini van driver is still embarrassed.

[Bgreen06]

@ctb787 Which is why I have another one sitting in my garage. Funny when non-car people want to toss their .02 cents in like they have anything to stand on.

[ctb787]

@Bgreen06 Actually, That was a dumb comment. You cant say that when you know NOTHING about what i drive. I mean for all you know i could be driving a bugatti or a lambo.

[IROCwarriorAMC88]

Looks like the weight in that van was stripped out. LOL!

[tnhl77]

LOL and you did it with the vents open LOLLOL RESPECT THE VAN!

[saber215]

LOL!!!!

[mikemcdonald100]

yea cobalts suck. good proof

[joeshmo14760]

Turbo dodge for the win.

[luis3826]

haha gay ass cobalt

[codeyp52]

i cant say... i wouldnt be really embaroused if this happened to me.

[chevydude2]

The Cobalt doesn't make 310 HP @ stage 2 and what would you expect from a gutted and turbo-ed minivan? lets see who wins from 80-140

[xDetroitMetalx]

I want one really bad, can't find them though.

[03PTCruiserGT]

I love the TDs.

The minivans will surprise the hell out of you if they are set up right. So what if it's gutted? It's still an un aerodynamic brick in 4 wheels. I've gotten a few cobalt ss with intake/exhaust with my stock pt before I went Mopar stage 1.

Always wanted a turbo 5-speed minivan. Just never found one in good shape.

[m4553y]

It's a shame american cars are not built for corners. My 1.6 Gti would beat them both on a race track! ;)

[notamexican91]

@m4553y

i smell a troll

[sinister99gt]

beat by a mom in a hurry to pick up the kids from daycare, a proud moment for all cobalt ss owners.

[snipingghost90]

my dad had a 93 plymouth grand voyager and beat an 99 integra vtec. so dont talk shit about those minivans cause they will prove your ass wrong. i think its funny he dropped 2 cylinders and still beat'em. yes its a turbo and probably a dohc.... @bgreen06 is it a dohc or single?

[Unkownsource34]

What my first vehicle is a 2008 dodge grand caravan sxt

[samubabe101]

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MOM DONT NEED

[thejdmaddict]

hahaha that was cool

[Rfritz09]

This is soooo Priceless!!!!! I needed this today...

[red666A]

It "Mom" minivan.. LOL

[lethalphoenix]

to everyone that s talking shit about the minivan, apparently it received an SRT4 transplant, also if you think a turbo mopar is a piece of shit, then obviously you need to tell that to over thousands of turbo mopar owners.

[electricshockproof]

@lethalphoenix Wrong!! It's a 2.5L 8 valve engine. K-car based. Not srt-4 based at all!

[anatolioxd]

ill boost out my hatchback h22 and smoke both of you fuckers ! 

[BrendanMacLennan]

@anatolioxd

probably just waiting for a day without any wind are yah?

[ratm92]

lmao bow down

[JameZCody]

lmao this is funny. That was great:)

[snipingghost90]

Did the cobalt even know the minivan was an srt 4? Looks like mopar has the best engine for front wheel drive turbos.

[1969satellite]

Its not terribly expensive to modify a van, their cheap to come by, insurance is cheap on them. The seats are honestly quite comfortable, and its way more fun embarassing people in a van than anything else. The look on their faces is priceless. I use my van for a DD, makes my insurance cheaper on my truck and gets better gas mileage. Just go out and beat on it don't have to worry about where you drive it and park it like a nice car, its just a van.

[srtallday]

25 psi in a minivan is the shit apparently.

[aintnunbutapenut]

Dumb and Dumbererr

[czcsplayer403]

SLOWBOLT 

[cagonesss]

id never put anything on a van but its cool just to piss off all those little bullets.

[ProjectRealityBf2]

holy fuck what you got under the hood of that fucking minivan a jet turbine....lol!

[srt4andcobaltss16]

nice,not trying to be mean,but why spend the moeny on a mini van,its awsome but why~

[electricshockproof]

@srt4andcobaltss16 Maybe you would rather spend more money on a cobalt and lose to a minivan? Those engines don't take very much money to build up to a respectable power level.

[theRDRman]

stage 2 kit of what. clutch?

[CARMAGEDON28]

probably the most pissed off cobalt owner lol

[vtownHduece]

wow really a minivan?

[alexborish]

wow what a dumbass! ill take that cobalt over that minivan any day. who the hell puts money into a minivan?

[Bgreen06]

@alexborish Where's your sweet whip then?

[alexborish]

@Bgreen06 i got a sweet 04 TL. and i was just saying that id rather have a cobalt than a p.o.s. minivan

[SubSonicSlapz]

@alexborish

and thats y u own a tl...

[alexborish]

@SubSonicSlapz and ur point is..

[zjbeast]

@Bgreen06 I would so take a minivan. Put a couch in the back with a bar and have like 6 people in it when you race haha...

[LebaneseHusla]

@zjbeast HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSS!!



[badboiz18]

@Bgreen06 id take the van over that piece of shit cobalt

[cameronklim]

@Bgreen06 I got a real sweet whip but the cost to swap an engine I dont have so i have to resort to a 4 cyl engine in my bmw .. but its a nice whip.. nicer then that cobalt.

[Mrb00st]

@alexborish hey, if you want to get beaten by a minivan, go right ahead n00b

[alexborish]

@Mrb00st ya id rather get beaten by a minivan than be seen in it hahahha

[pfun41]

@alexborish id put a little money into one to make it fast. then bet money on it at the drag races.

[DarkZombieZ88]

@alexborish You're a moron.

[alexborish]

@DarkZombieZ88 shut the hell up dumb ass

[DarkZombieZ88]

@alexborish Haha, you know nothing about the automotive world, kid.

[streetrc12]

@alexborish that minivan would rape ur face

[Kstang09]

@alexborish who the hell puts money into a cobalt?!

[deezomaxima]

@alexborish People that drag race. I've seen a lot of crazy vehicles at the track. Everything isn't about street racing. I've seen Jeeps with big mud tires killing shit at the track as well as big diesels.

[uwysh2]

@alexborish Dont knock the grocery getter their Kid. It cost way less than a Cobalt, less to insure, you can fit 7 people, the kids are never late to school and when the Van does a burnout in the intersection the kid in the Cobalt gets the ticket. Who would suspect a minivan!

[ridin4life100]

How do u think ud feel if u just spent money on a cobalt and a mini van jus shit on on ur ass nasty

[yz250ftony]

was that whining sound the Cobalt's blower or its driver losing?

[blunt2544]

Race for pinks with that thing you could make a killing!

[TheVidRater007]

Lets not start talking crap to everyone about cars and just take another look at this video... that minivan just shit on that cobalt!

[Motorfordtoyota]

@TheVidRater007 Well, thats not that hard to do since Cobalts shit them sleves, they are kinda poses.

[outcast1011]

dope!

[2muchreality4u]

Wow, the stock SS Cobalt that starts the race behind the passenger side of the highly modified and lightened turbo van loses. Alrighty then... plus the kid could not shift worth a... listen to how the SC spools up then a looooooong pause before the next gear is changed. The SS stays on him the entire time even though he doesn't know how to shift and started mid length to the van. Sad... Right now there is a V8 Gremlin out that will stomp this van. Too much patting on the back here.

[taz275]

lmfqao never fuck with a minivan

[Bestdriv3r8]

bahaha! and the windows down :P