Ultimate Warrior Funny Promo

[CAWGregoryBlack]

The Ultimate Warrior was the true mastermind behind 9/11....

[thantrus]

Rofl, Christian's impression was awesome

[british123able]

steroids affecting him much?

[Konni1969]

They tried to burry The Warrior because he refused to cooperate aon this shit.

[nastymonsters2]

Tassels cutting of circulation to His head ...what fuckin biology class did u go to

[nastymonsters2]

They wish he would Make an appearance on WWE.

[DeanMartin1231]

@nastymonsters2 The Ulimate Warrior died from liver failure due to Steroid use, he's been dead for quite some time now...sorry bro.

[nastymonsters2]

@DeanMartin1231 are you some sort of retard ...funny how i messaged him on his official facebook page all this week along with 15 thousand other ppl...your not funny, bellend

[DeanMartin1231]

@nastymonsters2

jesus!! that's what I read, the original U.W. died ..if Im wrong I stand corrected.

[brandons3]

i dont remember the warrior being this scary haha awesome

[lucasscott458]

i wonder if warrior has seen any of these fools on the street and gave them a piece of his mind. i bet they wouldnt talk this trash to warriors face

[lucasscott458]

these dumb bastards like edge and christian dont understand the character of ultimate warrior. helwig made sure we couldnt make since of what he was saying in his promos cuz his character was supposed to be from another world. thats what made him so popular! its not like he talks like that in real life. all the people who participated in this dvd need a reality check. it was just a character

[MarTay555]

@lucasscott458 Agreed

[Jafs]

@lucasscott458 oh dear you really have no clue do you??

have you heard gorilla monsoon or vince talk about hulk hogan in their interviews? they both said that he couldnt give a interview to save his life, nothing he did was scripted it was all himself and he didnt have any in ring ability or microphone talent to cut a promo or anything, he was just a roid animal with unbelievable strength

[Jafs]

@lucasscott458 talk about ultimate warrior*

[xXxXFlawlessMvsxXxX]

Dad: Hey son your just in time to watch wrestling! Son: Fuck I came down here to see John Cena and I got the Ultimate Warrior. Dad: You love Worrior! Son: Hell no I am going upstairs to watch John. *Son turns around* Dad: Don't turn your back on me bitch. *Dad Chokeslams his son* Dad: Take that you son of a bitch and watch it bitch! Son: ..... *Dad trows him around the room* Dad: Bye bitch see ya later!

[EnnesX]

assssshhhhuuuu....ho...kogan..­trvulllllll....toooooo.....WRE­STLE MANIAAHAHA

[nintendopet114]

SKRONK!!!

[Kingjd87]

Warrior was a legend. He did what he needed to do, make Vince money. Mission accomplished!

[ZeroTallgeese]

@Kingjd87 agreed

[MrGnastygnate]

warrior was cool its just crappy that he and WWF/E couldn't work out their differences...I mean basically he wont the title at mania 6 and that was it

[DoomTra1n]

It's funny seeing today's or last gen. wrestlers whatever, I don't watch WWE anymore lol. It's funny to watch them make fun of the Warrior. mostly because after the 95-99 there really isn't any wrestlers that can do anything in front of a camera . There's no unique personalities, no star power. It's all about the 'roids I guess. Especially guys like Edge lol. Even when I seen him b4 I quit watching, he was fucking HORRIBLE w/ a microphone. He was Ok in the ring I guess. lame onstage presence

[starwarsROXmy]

@DoomTra1n SUCK MY DICK OR COCK

[dylanmatheson]

PRESS 5: SSSTHACRAFICE...

[iNNeViTable1]

My Warrior Promo

"arrrrrrrrwww....Warriors! as the time of preparation nearz, which the universe collides with the powers to be, into the bottomless pit of darkness! But the seas dont freeze they arise Warriors!- as energy manifests upon itself, the hammer comes down, but the eyes still see what lies below & awaits, the force which cannot be stopped as it pursues towards nirvana at the tip of the iceberg peaking within the crevasse of each particular mountain range!! You'll find me HO-KOGAN!"

[WWETNAUnlimited]

HO-KOGAN

[a20111a]

woo, maykiiit.sooore. ultimata

[MrHeypapi]

Fuck you edge...

[MrJasonrolfe]

1:05 scariest shit you will ever see

[neckisstiff]

to  wrrrrrRESSTLLLLLMANIAAA

[TheBigGman101]

something tells me that if you didn't believe anything the warrior just said THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WILL CONSUME YOUR VEINS

[OugaBoogaShockwave]

damn, forgot how INSANE warrior was back then, no wonder he was so cool to watch.

& the death metal like voicing rocked.

[glamouramorxx]

lol Christian made this video with his version of what Ultimate Warrior was saying!

[LunarWingCloud]

How much coke did that man do!?

[glamouramorxx]

@LunarWingCloud Lmao

[chaseheo]

Love the 80's hair

[AllPro777]

It's sad how McMahon has never gotten over his past issues with this guy. Because say what you will, but the Ultimate Warrior was a fun character, and I honestly enjoyed him as much or more than Hogan.

[DeadSkullFace]

@AllPro777 what were his past issues with Warrior?

[AllPro777]

@DeadSkullFace

Financial and miscellaneous employment issues. Warrior would ask for more money for certain events, or not show up, etc. It was a big mess, but Warrior brought McMahon a lot of money too. He needs to bury the hatchet now.

[DeadSkullFace]

@AllPro777 yeah...when warrior leaves wwf/e he pretty much disappears...i honestly thought he was dead

[JamesRideout123]

Edge and Christian could've jumped off the CN Tower and no one would've cared. Ultimate Warrior forever!

[Zohaib1]

NOSE DIVE.... HULK.... hogannnn....

[uubnex4]

I think Ultimate Warrior was the killer in Blair Witch Project .... You know , hiding in the basement of that dark empty house Lol

[cpthurme]

Wow I got chills

[IConnectionMaestro]

Wrestleeemaniaaaaahhhhhh... i looked for this video just to hear that

[jtrebel32]

Was christian Ultimate Warrior???? hhhhhmmm

[Foxhat134]

*SKROOOONK* AS YOU ....HOOOAK HOOOGAN....

[squall600]

lol @ U.W. demon pig snorts. HO KOGAN!!!!!!!

[TraumaER]

christian should be ultimate warrior v2.0

[RacerX1111]

thank you edge for that comment cause we all know the primary source of blood flow stems from the base of the arms

[lebronjordan3]

CHRISTIAN does it better hahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[taolanguoivietnamdkm]

lol i love ultimate warrior

[Raidertilldeath]

That fuker is still me hero!!!!

[MJSpiritual]

Damn Warrior is a bloody terrorist! hahaha.

[GeorgeHarrisonLovr97]

Gotta love the Warrior.:)

[etherdonkey]

HO KOGAN!!!!

[airondee]

To paraphrase Warriors statements:

HOAK OGAN IM COMING FO YOU NIGGA

[TheFreakForTheFallen]

And you will soon. be close. to parts. unknown. ho.kogan.

[hatchetman42789]

ho ko gan

[joekoe97]

I bet when Hogan saw this he literally shit himself.

[JohnConnor333]

WWE really got political and raved against warrior...he was one of the best too. WWE could use warrior now too since WWE sucks ass.

[peachkim]

@JohnConnor333 As crazy as I found the Warrior, I have to agree with you! The Warrior is 60 times better than the WWE best wrestler! Today's WWE is AWFUL!

[slicknick667]

take the 2 pilots!!! they have already made the sacrifice

[WatchVenusSpa]

Proof that Christian has never been used properly in his career.

[number1peep1]

CHRISTIAN WAS GOOD

[Ellthom]

Warrior was like the best thing in Wrestling when I was a kid... They'll never be another Warrior :D

[shadman118]

"GET OUT OF THE ROCKET SHIP HULK HOOOOGAAAAANNNN!!!!"

[BHoz77]

21 years later and Warrior's still looking to send Hogan into a nosedive straight to Parts Unknown.

[TheTrevtv11]

Christian had an orgasm lol

[akahitman007]

edge got payed bigtime for this diss lol wat a sell out he prob loved the warrior gayboy

[gralkses]

I HEAR IT'S AMAZING WHEN THE FAMOUS PURPLE-STUFFED WORM IN FLAP JAW SPACE WITH A TUNING FORK DOES A RAW-BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK, HOAK HOGAN. I NEED SCOSSORS! 61! AT WRESTLEMANIA, HOAK HOGAN YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF MY DESTRUCITY AND YOU HAD BETTER BE FOKED, HOAK HOGAN BECAUSE I AM GONNA FOKE MYSELF THIS SUNDAY ON EXACTLY ONE THING, HOAK HOGAN THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CLICK YOUR HEELS THREE TIMES AND ESCAPE MY MATRIX, HOAK HOGAN.

[alan082895]

sometimes i think that wrestlers try to be as retarded as possible

[skullbuster1220]

1:02

SKRONK!

[ZainEejazMusic]

christian over-exaggerated here...watch the original video /watch?v=rXNvusFPsBQ&feature=r­elated

[xSOILBORNx]

@ZainEejazMusic This IS the original video you stupid fuck, get the fuck out of here w/ your virus infected link you spam troll!!!

[ZainEejazMusic]

@xSOILBORNx douchebag..what I meant was that the video has the Warrior promo in its entirety without the video switching back and forth from Christian and Warrior..

[sonikusan]

Press 8 for SKRONK

[Krazee2XXL]

I'd like to see that promo w/o this stupid Christian dude in it. this guy sucks golf-balls through a hosepipe

[kingswitcher]

For a second there I thought it was an interview with Taylor Hawkins from the Foo Fighters...

[neckisstiff]

Hooo Hooogan

[RAV52]

The Warrior was pure intensity and ENTERTAINMENT...Edge and Christian are boring jobbers by comparison.

[HollowDeath13]

1:03 I laughed and shit myself in fear at the same time

[ZX2ManDave]

I always knew The Ultimate Warrior was behind 911.

[dantedraco]

@ZX2ManDave LOL ha-ha good one man!

[Zohaib1]

@ZX2ManDave lol

[soviet507]

@ZX2ManDave hahahaha

[kotulakj2]

I'm sorry Warrior may not be a good wrestler, but he was my favorite because of promo such as these. He really knew how to entertain people.

[EkereGbe]

Vintage Ultimate Warrior...

[GuerillaMetal]

Crack and Wine don't mix...

[KHaskins23]

XD Wow Warrior I mean wow... lmao @ Edge and Christian

[TheRazorx89]

Edge was forced to be a douche to the warrior cause vince hates the warrior and did an entire dvd just to insult the lgend of the WARIOOOOOOOR!!!!!

[MrMuaythai84]

@TheRazorx89 true if vince like warrior like he likes hogan this dvd would be how great warrior was vince is stupid eithe ru kiss his ass or your nothing but a bumb

[Snow2point0]

i hope to God Warrior was speaking metaphorically o.o

[EvilDead159]

is ths from the docuementary?

[NForcerSA]

Do we know the name of the music being used for this promo?

[greenmisc]

LMAO @ 0:58 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ahahahahahahah breath......ahahahahahhahaahah­ahahahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol lol ololololololololol ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah!!!!!! LMAO LMAO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH­AHAHhahahahah breath...breath..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLOLOLOLO ahahaha!!! LMAO

[TheTruthHurtsYup]

Hoke....Hogan. 

[donniev2008]

he's a terrorist, i think he was the master of the 9-11

[LoudnOut1]

pig squeal

[WWEfan900rx]

0:00 Thank you, Edge <3

[kevin1278]

All these wrestlers talking shit about the Warrior. Nothing but player haters.

[311brusier]

Warrior's Crazy interviews mite of been the funniest!!!

[ThePowergloveNinja]

*sniff* Ahhhhhhhhhhh......

[HoboJoe83]

Hoak Hogan!

[BamTheSituation]

he caused 9/11 :D

he thought hogan would've been on those two planes. lol

[iiBUGGZ]

The Old Boogeyman

[CrissTrainz]

@iiBUGGZ You're right ... they were both funny and awesome

[brothersrback]

pretty gay shit

[adrianeaglrck]

lmfao....love it

[lrwsoreal]

was this from the Dvd where they were trying to bash Warrior??

[airwolfman]

Is the music available somewhere or from some creepy movie soundtrack??? : )

[mr83]

charlie sheen is a warrior disciple!!

[darkshadow2017]

i reckon ultimate warrior would of made a great snickers advertiser i can just imagen him saying "get some nuts" xD

[MakeYourLifeWork]

Well said xxcrazyboyxx100.

[tadpolesexxx]

In the words of Ric Flair....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[seventhcyborg]

I wish I was on the stuff Warrior was.

[PaulBisabootie]

Is it me or does he sound like Benicio Del Toro in Sin City at 0:17?

[xxcrazyboyxx100]

i wasnt a warrior fan .. but the truth is , that edge is one of the most overrated ever !

i mean 11 world titles from 2006 ?! the guy cant draw shit !!!

unlike warrior who was a huge draw in the 80's ..

and u dont get to bash his wrestling skills .. look at hogen and cena .. they cant wrestle shit and have horrible mic skills yet they were faces of the company ..

[SmackdownStudios]

@xxcrazyboyxx100 Wow he lost the world title 11 times. Good for him.

[DemonShadow317]

This is how i talk dirty.....

[frijamabob1]

Who's the blond girl commenting on the ULTIMATE WARRIOR? she wish she could cut a promo that would grab 2 seconds of my attention just like warrior did.

[khristthelord]

I like the version of it where no one's talking about it for us, where's that at?

[bo0chie9]

He's on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen

[dorkstomper]

cutting the blood flow!! edge ur not the rated R superstar ur an overrated superstar that has the in ring acting ability of a wet flannel!

[shinhawk]

@dorkstomper Nowadays, wrestling talent is far more favored than goofy gimmicks.

[dorkstomper]

@shinhawk one word.....undertaker

[DenSisteBerserker]

1:04; scary as hell!

[shinhawk]

I think these Edge and Christian haters don't realize that these two really set the bar for tag teams. They never got huge ovations for what they did? I guess none of them ever bothered to watch the triangle ladder match and the numerous TLC matches they had with the Hardys and Dudleys.

As for cutting promos and being outright hilarious on the mic, Christian has proved himself in WWE and TNA. I bet these haters forgot that Edge was the one who created the "YOU SUCK" chant for Angle's music.

[YourManNugget]

Not many people know the ultimate warrior is bret hart dressed up as a different character. They used to do it a lot to save money. Sid Justice was the undertaker and Shawn Michaels was the repo man. Its kinda obvious when ya look at them. Also the Macho man was the genius.

[parkycjp]

@YourManNugget how fucking retarded r u? hbk as repo man? bret hart as warrior? u my friend r a retarded son of a bitch, u r the product of a mother and son relationship, so ur brother is also ur father u retarded fuck, come back when u have soemthing sensible to say

[YourManNugget]

@parkycjp Oh right so my brother is my father is sensible is it? That might be accepted in bonnie scotland where men wear dresses and women wear black eyes and you all dance around a lake singing songs to appease a giant sea reptile.. I know all this cos i seen it on inside wwe presented by gene okerland. It was on two weeks ago.

[parkycjp]

@YourManNugget im not scottish, im brittish, just seen ur profile, typical comment from an irishman - retarded, at least the northern irish have the fucking sense to distance urself from ur scummy country where the heroes r nothin but fuckin terrorists - fuck the pope and the IRA, oh and repo man was smash from demelotion and the genius was lanny poffo - randy savages brother - go fuck ur parents u cunt

[Jabberwocky818]

@parkycjp damn. i really wish i could actually hear the argument these guys are having. all this being said with those fruity accents must be hilarious. inb4fuckyouyank LOL.

[discoder]

9 people shoved the control into a nosedive.

[garymaster42]

This proves that Ultimate Warrior is responsible for 9/11.

[cjaguar1]

does anyone know where this promo is from?

[yardape99]

@cjaguar1

Originally from WWF Superstars of Wrestling I imagine....but re-released on "The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior."

[lavaboyz1]

I just loooove the way he says hulk hogan, he calls him a ho. !!! hehehehe "HO' Kogan" heheheheh!!! lmao

[kingarthur2009]

It don't matter who's better and who's not, both edge and warrior have their bad and good points, thing is they both do their thing so let them be who they be instead of arguing like redneck fags

[Rift1d]

All these people talking trash about Edge and saluting the Warrior like he is something great is laughable. Believe me, I was a huge Warrior fan when I was younger and I remember cheering him on vs Hogan but the guy can't wrestle. I won't take away from his ability to deliver a great insane promo because his intensity is unmatched but he can't hold a candle to Edge in the ring. All the other wrestlers in the locker room agree.

[SiriusStarSystem]

Edge is terrible.

[mistamadscientist]

"I think maybe the tassles tied on his arms were cutting off the circulation to his head." BEST LINE OF THE DVD!!! LOVE IT LOOOOL

[mk4013]

loooooooooool at the tags in the description it says the pilots

[destroyOCTS]

Opinions are like assholes... Edge and Christian are entitled to theirs. But they will NEVER come even close to cut a promo like the Warrior's... And even though the Warrior had NO WRESTLING SKILLS, he could SELL MATCHES!...

[bong4200000]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[mistamadscientist]

@bong4200000 I'M THE WARRIOR, BITCH!!!! LOL

[anthony19727]

@bong4200000 crack

[davidallenroth]

@bong4200000

its sad that people think hellwig was nothing but a coke head. its the farthest thing from the truth

[ViddyMX]

hey, he is wearing the german flag as his facepaint ;)

[D2Kprime]

To sum the whole thing up, the Warrior himself put ti best last year when Vince came to him about being inducted in the WWE HOF. He said, "Why would you make a Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior DVD talking about how pathetic he was, then turn around and want to put him in your HOF?" The Ultimate Warrior is definitely under appreciated for his contributions to the business.

[Arrisan]

you excuse my bad English ... be my opinion and the opinion of many friends of mine who had charisma Ultimate Warrior impossible for many (or all?) athletes who are now wrestling. Even today when I watch the video entry of Ultimate Warrior come to me the chills! NUMBER ONE FOR EVER!

[ForestKid408]

Ho Kogan

[South817side]

lol christan

[NForcerSA]

I wish that someone could dub this creepy music to the actual interview he did here. You cannot knock a man who drew the money he did!

[WLKCONSULTING]

Warrior was a real character..others were posers like Edge..All that hateing on Warrior

[razieltalos]

@WLKCONSULTING yes but all character no ability in the ring

[66SiK]

Bust-a-nut face at 1:05. Lol

[Mr1979longhorn]

@66SiK  holy shit youre right bahahaha

[Shobikz]

@66SiK thumbs up to u man!! :D

[noz96]

crazier than a pet coon

[burgerking7472]

HO COGAN

[wolfmanrick]

the man the icon.WARRIOR

[MrPhon1984]

warrior talk like that because of his gimmick charactor...it went well with his charactor unlike cena who kisses his fans ass but yet gets booed everywhere. warrior never kissed the fans ass and they still loved him.

[Maverick300382]

@igloogenius Edge is a lot weaker than Ultimate Warrior when it comes to Strength! If Wrestling wasn't scripted Edge wouldn't stand a chance!

[PresidentWassereimer]

@igloogenius edge is just edge but the ultimate warrior is fucking ULTIMATE

[PresidentWassereimer]

so ... the ultimate warrior takes control of the plane and take it in to a nose dive.... while hes on the plane... average day i guess

[scarredorange]

Warrior could have been the scariest, most evil heel of all time. So wasted as a face.

[Hyalyago]

I think Warrior was beyond faces and heels. His character was made to fight not fot justice, not for evil... but for glory.

He was like the typical lone soldier standing alone who's only goal was greatness. That's why tag team matches didn't fit him. He perform best alone, in my opinion.

Thus, you wouldn't have ever seen him making a stable... except for JUST once, the OWN, but because his only member was HIM.

[Rlotpir1972]

@scarredorange Maybe, but the fans thought he came out of a comic book and got used to watching him in action and was better as a hero than a villian.

[Breatheeasyfag]

Parts unknown

[jajajah86]

this is cute :) and pathetic :)

[mikenice8008]

yo it worked at the time.....never liked him but he is an icon for that era....fuck the haters....they werent laughing then

[excaliber2010]

SKRONK 

[Ricamros]

SKRONK

[leerey14]

how did they ever find that guy? wondering around an alley talking to plants?

[dav1625]

modern wrestlers talkin faggotry

[hargosh37]

Hoak Hogan....look at ME Hoak Hogan...SKRONK!!!!!!!!