RESPAWN EXTRA - Spawn Snipe 04 Seatown by QuickJap (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Tutorial)

[blackopsfan24]

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?. Nothing they just waved(;

[TheAilanator]

Look at my channel to see my Seatown Spawn snipe! please it would be much appreciated

[GreenArrow96]

All the things you say are so true.

[TheCpb101]

that last one ended up on anoj's show

[BigManRecordings12]

a fat girl served me in mcdonalds today... she said sorry for the weight... i said dont worry love you'll lose it soon

[VidMaster2297]

Stop with all these sexist jokes... Women can't hear them from the kitchen!

[GReddyTM]

What do you call women out of a kitchen?

Slapped.

[taytayfords]

8 out of 10 of these comments are stupid

[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

the quest begins for the search of my first comments



[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

you make montages i make kill cams

you do commentary i do quick scopes

you plan and use strategies i just stand around thinking what the fahk do i do!?

you use facts, numbers, factors for you kills i just take throwing knives to the knee

[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

i used to jump over walls but i fell and twisted my ankle

[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

8 times out of ten people jump over the wall

o rly?

10 times out of ten im killed within the first ten seconds.

[hardcoreshotmaster]

The top comment was stolen fr.o.m. 9gag

[DaRaptor117]

I want dis in funniest comments: When everyone waz playing blackops I had the flu. When I waz playing domonation I threw up bit I still waz playing. The people heard it trough the mike...The people: Did that kid puke?umm what the f**k! Are you ok kid? He probly waz watching Justin Bieber.

[metalmonster27]

@DaRaptor117 not really funny

[TheCole1771]

A woman in the forest hears a tree fall. What's the problem? Shes not in the fucking kitchen

[f1reki11er24]

shemale's videos are the best!!

[TheCommentStrangler]

Guy- Did it hurt?

Girl- Did what hurt?

Guy- When you rose through the ashes of hell?

[KSIMJNF]

Fucking cheap cunts

[CallumRogers96]

a guy arrived home to find some stranger screwing his wife.

"What the hell are you two doing" demanded the husband.

the wife turned to the stranger and said "I told you he was stupid"

[PainCakes84]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun

Get in the van.

[7ARBY66]

U sick bro? *troll face*

[CaliHumorNigg]

That Was Swag. . . Im Going To Do That Now :D

[Rverhagen7]

Ik hou van pannenkoeken.

[iiMuNeSCOPEzZ]

Welcome to America, where our President is black and our king rapper is white

[MrCannabisKid]

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food???

No?

Neither have they :D

[hamudicho]

Police started using Justin Bieber's songs as torture machines .

[coltonw1996]

Whats the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mom? Ones a sick duck, i cant remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

[DrewSoIcey]

I saw a black cat with green eyes. Does that make it a WitchCat?

[coltonw1996]

Twinkle twinkle little whore shut your legs there not a door .

Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do u say to a black guy ina suit? Will the defendent please rise.

[TheLvl100magikarp]

How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[sexyyelladuck]

How do you start a rave in africa?

glue toast to the ceiling.

[l0lzer]

@sexyyelladuck They have roofs?

[AlexaC88]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[HesitantSubSet8]

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Open your legs and give me an hour!!!

[ossoman52]

How long will u have the fule......... That's what she said

[shotgun5250]

Why do ducks have webbed feet? -To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? -To stamp out burning ducks

[JacobJake31]

What do you call a black priest? holy Shit

[ImUrPlatypus]

Boy: So why do you curl your hair

Girl: It makes it longer

Doctor: So tell me again how you burned your penis....

[14Flores1]

When someone says "fail" you say to them "yeah like your dads condom"

[Goomberdups]

Roses are red

My name is dave

My poems make no sense

Microwave.

[Goomberdups]

Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun now get in the van

[MrKnifeman24]

mw3 IS THE BEST (cough cough) and bf3 suck OOPS SLIPPED OUT

[axelrules1231]

>>---------[overused joke]-------------->>

[TehNoobLand1]

Wave goodbye to ya head wanka!

[FudgeNuts751]

should I have a baby after 35?

no, 35 children is enough....

[Jellytugable]

would you stiil have a threesom if one of the chicks is a butterball

[TheGenesisfreak]

W, this comment better get thumbs up or i will break your kneecaps >:(

[DeceivedShadowsAEON]

@TheGenesisfreak with what...arrows? :P

[maguirej407]

i suck balls on that hame literaly my guy died and sucked another dead guys balls

[darksonic79]

Mom: Right now Matt... I want to fuck you right now! Matt: Uhh... what? Mom: Playing stupid? I said i want to fuck right now! Meet me in my bed in 5 minutes. Matt: Uhh mom? Mom: Calling me mommy now? I like it =) Matt: This is your son... I expect $250, to never be grounded again, and when I turn 16 a new car.... and if that happens.... This never did.

[PainCakes84]

Sorry for black joke but it is as funny as hell!!

[PainCakes84]

What do you call a black priest?? Holy S***!!

[ghantiify]

A teacher asks this boy during class " why do you have a cat with you?" the boy said "because I overheard my dad say to my mom, I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids are gone."

[Veerorith]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple??

The holocaust.

[ShadowRogueZX]

XD so many awesome jokes

[DLloyd12345]

So, a black guy walks into a pet store with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy at the front desk asked, "WOW! Where did you get that?" So the parrot responded, "Africa"

[yousefajami]

Someone: FAIL!!!!! Me: Sorry, but I didn't ask for your life story.

[meacool1]

What is Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?

[Cgnicholas]

I love a girl with a trimmed bush.

It makes it so much easier to see into her window at night.

[Cgnicholas]

@adamkk Just looked at your channel, maybe you should start doing commentaries? People want to get to know who they are watching,

[idanx22x]

0:56 this is an exaple of a shi HITmark i got

[adamk888]

How do you get noticed on youtube without spamming? all anyone does is go to the people that are already established a strong channel, their name gets out and everyone just goes to to them and no one cares about small channels like mine. I mean I have nothing against Hutch and those people. they worked hard to get where they are now. but I just dont know how to get noticed. I mean I spend $200 on a recording device, do montages and post vids for 4 months and i get just over 200 subs

[CallumRogers96]

what do you call a pregnant flight attendent? pilot error

[hussain99x]

ur mums so stupit she tried stealing free sample cookies.

[hussain99x]

ur mums so ugly that even her make-up is called 'why bother'.

[snoopy09ization]

Yo momma so fat when she laid on the beach people yelled free willy

[HandsomeCookiemaker]

I drove down the street when suddenly I saw a woman in a car with her​makeup in her hands, she went almost straight towards me. I got so scared that I lost my mobile which I held in one hand down in the coffee that I had in my knee so that the coffee splashed on my penis, it hurt so badly that I dropped down my ham sandwich butter side down on my nice shirt and my cigar fell on my tie and burned a big f*cking hole in it. fortunately i got control of my car and avoided crash. Girls can't drive

[Codshots96]

To momma so fat that not even Dora could explore her and blues couldnt find any clues

[Edytza97]

Broccoli: I look like a tree.

Mushroom: l look like an umbrella.

Apple: I look like a heart.

Banana: Can we please change the subject?

[ModernScope]

/watch?v=QxglLDRQ8XY

[DtxLEG3NDxx]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says get lost you won't bring it back.

[Classified141]

Yo mommas so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls out on both sides

[Classified141]

Why does blond chicks get suprised when they go to the bathroom? Because they have to pull down their panties themselves

[magne123thebest]

funnnnnnnnn



[weedy691]

What does Micheal Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common?

They both like a little crack every once and a while.

[themightyhastro]

Chicken but

[92runners]

When I was driving along when I saw a dead baby ghost. Now that I that about it, it might have just been a hankerchief.

[AmPClan02]

Guy: They found out that you can burn 2.6 calories by kissing for 1 minute. Wanna burn some calories?

Girl: Are you calling me fat?

Guy: Omg.... *faceplam*

[CaptainJizzyG]

1) Subscribe to my Channel.

2) Send a messege to me on YT about your Subscribing.

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[Ejturner245225]

@BesterHD LOL

[BesterHD]

BATMAN- "I used to be a kid like you, then I took a bullet to the parents."

[ahmadrune]

Boy wanna have sex boy ohhh yea like a boss

[Sharpshooter3651]

Heres a funny joke:ekoj ynnuf a sereH

[SamboLad92]

i just found a christmas present in the loft from last christmas, its a shame, the kids would of loved a puppy.

[TvGSNIPEZ]

santa's not REAL. Wanna know what else is not REAL? A smart blond chick.

[fatboyjoy786]

well lets try to be funny uumm......BOY: God i've decided to be an athiest GOD: Well fuck you then ..NOW.... gimme your soul

[nikon140]

ending was hilarious!

[woopetiwoop]

- I heard you like badboys

~ Yeah

- Well, not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties

[JAKKAA4]

Women spelt backwards is kitchen. Just sayin'

[BeastxLiam]

Boy: did it hurt

Girl: did what hurt?

Boy: When you fell from the sky because you look like an angel

Girl: awwwww :)

Boy: it looks like you landed on your face though :P

[kidzrockppl]

Yo mama so stupid she laughs at ur jokes

[TheKrogerFeet]

yo mama's so fat when I have sex with her i have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.

[kingkie1995]

your mums so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch

your mums so fat when she wore a blue raincoat peple started yelling "tsunami!!"

your mums so old she dated the guy that invented the weel

your mums so fat kids use her clevage as a slide, but when she sweats. water slide

[HuckaNadePS3]

@kingkie1995 wow damn british

[kingkie1995]

@HuckaNadePS3 whats wrong with the british

[SyferOnline]

Say something funny? Ok, Justin Biebers balls.. Mission Accomplished my friend.. Mission.. Accomplished..

[PownagexXXx]

your momma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side!

[vipuljain48]

The DiCKTator

[preditor2010]

yo momma is so fat she is fat

[Cookie2379O]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game!:) Some people find this hilarious (like me) and others really don't!

[oneforetwo]

Yeah , me to

[TheAverageMetalhead]

yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[Mrchoperguner212]

Japanese dad: son you doctor yet!!

Japanese son: dad I'm only 8

Japanese dad: come back and talk to me when you doctor!!

[camyroth]

how come everytime i look at a video it says 303 views ? o.O

[bommyc2]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are a cunt, Go die.

[TheAndycaped]

your mommas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[TheAlphaOn3]

Us guys only notice the women are gone if the dishes start piling up :)

[TheAlboClan]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[xZeRoNyTx]

Who else dips 45 degrees forward in the morning while pissing with a woody?

[ThePatrickMacalister]

@xZeRoNyTx make that 70

[Selloz12]

i'm as bored as a midget in a theme park..

[neox77691]

Man walks into a bar w a giraffe and after he's finished his drink he goes to leave. The bartender says "hey!! You can't leave that lion there" man says its not a lion its a giraffe"

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

Ben Dover,Phil Atio,Ana L.Beeds,

[7331supmah]

A boat on the see*

Two whales under*

Whale1 - should we give the boat a blowjob

Whale2 - sure.

´They give the boat a blowjob and i turns around*

whale1- now eat the seamen

whale2 - NO WAY, i will give it a blowjob, but i won't it the seamen...

[gravitydestroy]

Having a wank, whene suddenly ur gf walks throught ur dood

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

a blonde and a brunette are walking in the park the brunette says look a dead bird and the blonde looks up

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

A guy walks into the street and gets hit by an ambulance and the paramedics guy comes out and says someone call an ambulance hurry we need to get this guy to a hospital!

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

Crowded elevator smell different to midget -confucious say

[dwarfslayer12]

I got a arrow in my knee

[TheChriss323]

i bet half of the comments are yo mama jokes from kids

[sgtsmith501]

DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT! TOP COMMENTS ARE TURDS!

[davehasfoureyes]

@sgtsmith501 Cool, I wont

[pthmp15]

funny thing is all of the 7th graders on here making yo mamma jokes

[tey1984]

Thanks for ruinning the game ... it's so stupid. How about running around chasing each other and having fun? ... Having fun is fun, you should try it

[LOTRotaconLOTR]

118 people play BF3

[DarkwolfX37]

You should just spawn-kill the flu...

[spookyboy1000]

ur so fat your smelly too

[Sniper474]

Your mama so short she has to slam dunk her bus fare!!

[RevaNOX32]

on hardcore there are two more spawnsnipes.....

[Titanbossman]

Your mama so hairy when she spread her legs king kong jumped out and said welcome to the jungle

[gamebuster321]

your mamas so daddy that she had sex with herself and asexually reproduced a spawn named ________.

[xXWilliamGrantXx]

yo mamma is so old she has a picture of jesus in her yearbook

[jacob07766]

heres a joke...........your so good y r u even on machinima

[NateRomano63]

And some people wonder why there are so many spawn kills in MW3...

[riggidiggi]

yo mama is yo dad

[WhiteyGames]

Please check out my channel :) Hopefully you will enjoy my videos if you take a look, more to come though haha! ;)

[T3CHNONINJA]

what do you call a russian man with 3 balls? who dya nicka bollockov

[TheSmallbassist]

yo mama so fat she opens a Gmail account so she can eat the spam

[LinkinParkFTW769]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.



[nicknack1717]

i like trains

[EdReckon]

Yo mama so fat that when someone takes a picture of her it says "to be continued"

[xXBeeenXx]

Yo mama's so old she babysat dumbledoor!

[Lewizwhiting]

^how is that the top comment? O.o

[h0len]

yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to McDonalds is the door

[TheSamwizzy]

@h0len what about the drive thru :P

[TheRIGHTYGamer]

Why did the panda fall out the tree?

It was dead.

[silentgnasher47]

COD is dead

[TheBruthajay]

You ever notice a baloon knot looks like an asshole

[ozzyozzyozzy100]

YO MOMA so fat she got stuck in the hole in seatown

[FreeDailyPorn]

PORN IN CHANNEL DESCRIPTION!

[pepsman211]

Guy and Woman goes in the hotel... They wann have sex but the woman asks: Do you have Condoms? Guy: yes i do. Woman: give me one. Guy:Ok Do it for me.Woman Close your eyes. Woman takes off her clothes and puts the condom. Woman:ok open eyes. Guy shouts HOLLY SHIT!! Woman:what? Guy Runs away!

[TheMiightyJP]

All I have to say is, THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Midas617]

yo mama so fat she tried to bunny hop and got stuck in the air... WAH WAH!!!

[KilledByLazer]

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger.... then it hit me

[BABBALOZA]

hey anybody here know getthe? who? GETTHE FUCK OUTTA HERE. Some dumb nyc slang for ya,,lol.

[isitcosimaninja]

A horse walks into a bar right , and the barman says , why the long face XD