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  • lol dont piss them animals off !

  • My stepdad used to have a cat, but it was declawed, so when I was a kid I could piss it off as much as I wanted and it couldnt do anything to me.

  • i was chased by a duck at the park cuz i threw a stick --- Sent From laughandpeealittle's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • i made my bunny rabbit angry cuz i was about to put him in the cage. he got so mad he started to cluck and grunt! and started chasing me..i didn't want to get bitten! no way! i ran into my room and lock myself up! 

  • it was like a few years ago i was in mexico and i was messin m=wit my granpas bulls and then idk what i dropped but the bull i was fudgen wit charge at me and gave me a bloody nose

  • I was up at my trailor for a weekend of relaxing, it was about 1 in the morn and I was walking from my trailor to my friends holding a case of beer when I noticed a racoon in a tree. Being as hammered as I was I thought it would be epic to throw an empty at the racoon, next thing I know I'm running like a little school girl carrying a 24 to my buddies with this pissed of coon behind me. My bud has it on vid and will never let me live it down.

  • what did that do did to that sheep

  • thank you camera man for recording this and not helping him at all so we could enjoy this

  • i threw a rock into a lake and it just so happened to hit a duck.., then it chased me and bit my pant leg..

  • that is the sheep version of the kool aid man

  • i took an egg out of a nest and the mother came and like chased me to my house but that happend when i was 9

  • That is some bugged out Ship.

  • When I was younger like 7, I was messing with a hen and her chicks and SHIP, that hen fugded me up. I can still remember that too, it chase me for a long time

  • re skato arapi dam dam dam en exis ipothesin

  • I on accident I kicked my tortoise and she slid across the kitchen floor. I was making me some toast so I was kinda distracted. A few minutes later that frikin reptile came and bit my toe. And it bled. A lot.

  • This one dog always escapes from its yard (probably that broken fence) and one time it chased my dog and she got into a car accident (she lived). I was walking to the cornerstore to get some milk one day and the same dog kept following me, so I kicked him and he ran away. You can call it animal abuse, but I call it payback.

    The owner is an idiot too, because one time my brother and his friend saved the dog and brought it back to the yard and this girl accused them of trying to steal the mutt.

  • GIVE THAT NINJA HIS MOUNTAIN DEW! DAMP!

  • ahh dave. keeping it real on the internet.

  • kevin hart did with an ostrich

  • wtf??!!!

  • one day i was walking home from school and i saw this mutha fudging dog i stomped my foot 2 scare it away, but nooooo, the mother fudger went ape nutsack on me and chased me 5 blocks until i got 2 my mutha fudging house haha, glad that mutha fudger didnt bit me, it looked like those scary uncontrolable dogs xD.

  • there were 5 to 6 dogs around me and i was making fun of them because i food and they didnt and they jumped me next day one of them chased me home

  • Got Damp im laughing my ass off sooo hard that i teared up haha

  • one time i came up the stairs with breakfeat in my hand and my cat tried eating so i sapped him gentley and man did i relize eafter wat he did i should never slap a cat again.

  • 5 stars for shouting out skyyjohn!!!!!!! hes awesome

  • yes i hawe it vas a gote

  • whad you say about my moma.... bam!

  • i had a girlfriend that acted like that once...

  • i once in a pet shop putting my finger in fish tank but thats was a pirana tank blood all over my finger

  • @thesuperdaddyq80 Well obviously you're just stupid.

  • My ninja, that's not a sheep. That's a bull!

  • well, the cat was black. explains alot.

  • if i was the guy id drive over the sheep with the car..

  • He must have really pissed the sheep up real bad.

  • dave you are the best

  • That farmer that farmer didn't have a ram. If he had a ram then he be dead!

  • omg it like that fikm black sheep

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  • That's why you don't try to have sex with sheep

  • 2:51

  • jEEz thats gotta leave a dent.

  • My english is not perfect. I'm from germany. :D

    Well one day i went to the zoo with my dad. :D

    and there were so many horses. :D

    And as every other 5 years old boy i wanted to know, waht will happen,

    if one of them hits the electric fence. so i picked up some grass and hold

    it through the fence. When one of them noticed me he shouted at me and

    my arm hit the fence. :'D

  • I used to have a dog named chasey a long time ago and she pooped in side the house so i did the usual thing, i rubbed her nose in it. She got so pissed off she got up and tried to bite me. She never tried that shit again after i punished her for that by scaring her with the vaccum cleaner...

  • maybe he jus wanted to play catch with that bucket?

  • @Kennydcy lololol

  • lol. we used to raise chickens and we have this turkey who i always kick away when i feed the chicken, cuz it wants to eat too. one day i guess it got so pissed, it like attacked me. with its talons. i was like wtf!? ok here you can eat too! lol

  • I like how the sheep backs up to get enough speed to ram the car

  • Mad sheep diesease?!?! HOLY SHIP!!! THE END OF SHEEP HAS COME! (lol)

  • why the fudge didnt he start the car

  • @JaimeeInLove09 didnt have the key maybe? idk but thats my guess

  • at 1:01 u can hear the duck laughing in the background :)

  • how come the sheep didnt attack thr camrea man

  • i was around 12, me and my cousins loved to mess around with dogs, but that one mutha fudgin' day wasn't so nice, we at the park in the summer, lonely stray dog over there taking a stroll and we had the nerve to throw rocks at it, it ignored the rocks, right around the third throw, this dog was mad, MAANN soon as that dog charged us, we ran like little kids when the ice cream truck was at the corner, till' then, im like damp...that was scary LOL

  • @dominicanboy12 dick

  • @MWproductions555 dick? i was a little kid back then, i had the mentality of a child, read closely before you comment ...

  • @dominicanboy12 then u had the mentallity of a mean child

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  • I had a female cat for about 4 months then one day my family got a male kitten. I was petting him and the female cat didn't like it... at all... the crazy psycho plunged onto my leg and began to CLIMB UP MY LEG trying to kill the kitten which I held up as high as I can. I Kicked my leg as hard as I could, cat eventually got hurled across the house and chased me like Benny Hill for 10 minutes. I finally got into my room and locked the door. Other than scared the Kitten was saved and unharmed .

  • No im a lover .... o wait one time at 7:00 PM i was goin home i saw a cat couldnt rly see try to pet it it scratched my face and i shoodnt have done it bcuz it was a black kat and that is the reason i dont lik kats

  • damnnnnnnnn

  • Well i was only 7 to 8 years old at the time, and my Nana (Grandma) was babysitting me and my brother, my dog was curled up in her little bed nxt to the bath room door, and i bent over and and started petting her. Next thing i know she bit me in the mutha fudgin face and i was crying and ship, and i was bleeding for a long time.. stupid motha fudger.....

  • oh hell no i went to a farm and i saw this sheep who got loose and i had some animal feed i bought and this damn ram chased me and tryed to ram me ( no pun intended) and i chucked the bucket of feed at his head like oh ship!!!!

  • yeah me by a goat l was kicking and then some how it got to the goat and it chased me l ran in to my house it was banging the door then it went up the hill

  • yeah me by a goat

  • sheep are afraid of running water. they can't even drink from a river because of it. sometimes their shepherds have to break their legs so that they don't walk over a cliff. the point is that from what i know, sheep are cowardly and stupid. For this reason I am amazed.

  • DAMP! it seems to me that, The dude was talking ship to the sheep, So the sheep talked ship back. The dude got mad, and threw a bucket at him. This got the sheep realy pissed. So the sheep started going after the dude. And the dude didnt realize how much of a puss he realy was, Until a big white fluffy sheep was charging him. So he ran away into his nice, Luxurious Automoble. But realized that he was talking ship to the sheep because he said the sheep stole his keys! So now hes stuck! :)

  • wtf it was a rabbit

  • 1:21 FAIL

  • I like you videos, but the punchlines are really annoying if you know what i mean..

  • If some redneck farmer put me inside a locked fence with the intention of cutting my hair off then sending me to a slaughter house where I would then be killed and chopped up for food...

    I'd be busting down that fence and head butting that mutha fudger too.

  • OMG! The next sxephil, or the 1st black sxephil????/??

  • HOLY SHIT!? you know sky? I've been subbed to him aslong as i have been for you which is a VERY long time

  • sheep: mothafvcka you got the audasity to throw a bucket at me ....then try to close the gotam gate on my ah hell naw" but  wonder if anybody trew a chair b4 it started

  • I got chased by a moose into a lake before... thank god i can swim faster :D

  • i wanna met the fudger who filmed this, and didnt even do anything to help the man

  • LOL FMJ sheep

  • yeah they do esp sheep... obviously you have never worked on a farm ya mother fudging city boy!

  • i would had shot it but thats just me

  • When this guy's doctor told him to contact all his sexual partners to inform them of his recently discovered STD, he should of excluded this one! Mutha fudger was obviously distraught over the news that she wasn't his only lover!!

  • that video is 2 years old

  • ive been chased by cows

  • This is too hilarious! The sheep actually cuts the man off from escaping out of the enclosure and the man has to shimmy side step around to get out.

    I haven't needed to send in a "When Aminals Attack" video.

    ***I know I misspelled animals***

  • I was walking down the street going back to my grandmas' and this small squirrel looking dog came up to me and tried to bark and ship' so i was like "Mother fudga' you best get out my face or this gonna be your unlucky day" so I kept walking and this dog Is still barkin' at me following me so I was like "FUDGE THIS" I tried to pick that dog up and that mother fudgin' dog! bit my hand and I ran like a bench! That dog chased me like 2 block's! I'ma get payback on that dog one day!, oh ONE DAY!

  • @LiamBTV umm why didnt you just turn and FALCON KICK him in the stomach!

    ouch

  • @LiamBTV You should have kicked it repeatedtly, then forced it into a grinding device slowly that was covering it in burning oil as it was slowly ground.

  • who was the muthafucka filming this calmly and silently?

  • i took a bone from a german sheperd one XD

  • I don't mess with animals, they' craaazy!

  • Funny vid, David. Liked it.

  • not like that lol

  • one time when i went on vacation to the islands i was chasing around chickens (i have like 9 it was fun >.<) so ye i chased them for like 10 mins and i turned the corner and i seen the biggest fuxin rooster ever seen in my life and the mofo CHASED THE SHIT OUT OF ME GOD DAM!!!!!

  • Aight, once, when I was little, I was feeding some Canadian geese at a pond, and I saw this white duck, so I threw a big chunk of bread at it and hit it in the head. Three minutes later, it called it homies up and they chased me around the pond for a while. I think I lost like, 4 pounds in like 30 minutes.

  • Ha ha

  • For the question: When i was little we used to always go over to my grandparent's house. (we still do) And their neighbors had a fat angry cat. So we were playing with the cat and it got pissed and ran under the car. I grabbed a stick and started poking the cat, let's just say i had long gashes down my hand. Thank god i didn't need a shot, but they peroxide stung like a son of a beach.

  • WHOOP THAT SHEEPS ANUS

  • "What bunny rabbit?" dude whatchu talkin' bout you saw the damp thing!

  • LOL OMG MAN :)

  • lol were did u gt the scream audio clip from?

  • when I was a like 13 years old we had a rooster at our farm. and we would kick sand at it in hopes that it would charge us... the catch was, that he wouldn't charge you if you were looking at him.. so we could kick dirt at him, walk a few feet off and turn around. then we would play chicken with the rooster and when he was fully committed to the charge at us we would turn around real quick and kick it square in the chest. best childhood ever!

  • I once said "walkies" to this dog in a pub and it when i left it came with me it wasn't really pissed off but it was still hilarious

  • he probably tried to rape the sheep.you know farmers these days SMH

  • Hola mi gentee hahah xDDD!

  • i think it;s fake. the at least added sound effects

  • what the hell ...now thats some crazy stuff lol ....

  • Lol that was like my neighbours new puppy, stupid thing had a touch jaw and sharp teeth and was like 4 months old, I took it for a walk and when it started snifing at some other dogs crap i pulled him away and he started grolling and i said Hey no, and he barked and tryed bitting me so i backed up and he wouldnt stop so i ran two block sto ym house with him bitting my heels, and i was like 11 lol! Scariest dog ever

  • I made my cat dance to greece music "your the one that i want" so she was growling then hissed and almost scratched me. She sat on my bookbag then i had snatched it from under her then she ran away... then came back and we were besties again

  • chicken in the background is like WTF hahaha

  • Shouldn't the caption be:

    When relationships go bad!?!?

    Good stuff Dave!

  • HEY  MAKE A SKETCH PLEASE! CAPS LOCK MEAN IM YELLING !!!!!!!!!

  • lol 0:45 nice hands feet

  • i like how when he threw the bucket the sheep hit it back at the guy

  • @PlottedFate

    Lol..yeah tht sheep cud play some good soccer!!!:D

  • @ RVWagg: perhaps but to uselessly take a life is unconducive and unproductive. Who am I to play God and de3cides who live or who dies? besiade I scare the ship outta them and they flee. everybodys happy! :D

  • Well that sheep was PERSONALLY pissed at the screaming dude. It didn't even think about the person holding the camera.

    Unless that was another sheep filming, laughing, and yelling 'Get That Sucka"!

  • If giving a dog a treat counts as something to piss it off, then yeah. I had to get stiches....

  • I have been chased down by Coyotes.. I lived in an orchard and I suppose they are really territorial.. anyways, if not for my cat and my friends dog I would have been toast.. ever gone fist-de-cuffs with a pack animal? its not pretty, dave. not pretty at all. but, I managed to come out of it without so much as a scratch thanks to my two four-loegged friends, and after that started packing a small caliber pistol (no, I didn't shoot AT them, I used the sound to frighten them away.)

  • @MadMariner01 you should've shot at them.

  • The bunny told me to subscribe... so I did.

  • It HAD to be a black sheep.

  • ahahahahahahaha soooo funny lolz kep makin more ashahaha

  • 1:22 holy balls thats gonna hurt in the mornin!

  • get some sheep, get some.

  • I got 4 chickens pissed off at me

  • The kid from up the block, who was 12 at the time, he butt-humped my dog, which was a male dog, neutered and all, and my dog always barked anytime that kid came around the block.

  • once when i was lil my brother had just gotten his nails cut (he was only about 4)

    and we used to have a BIG ass dog. So the dog was sleepin and my brother gets the crazy idea of cutting the dogs nails....It did not go well for him. Now he has a bog scar across his forehead. Poor dude

  • ola

  • I thought that was a ram i seen horns on its head

  • lol this dude was really scrwamin

  • i wanna know what he did to the sheep and i also want to know why didnt he move the car?

  • I didn't piss the animals off, but... I was chased around by birds on the Mall (DC) after I ran out of the crumbled cookies I was feeding them. It scared the crap out of me, I'm just glad I haven't seen the clip on america's funniest video with me trying not to scream and my arms flailing about.

  • I slapped a goose in the face and it bit me in the anus... :S

  • did mary have a lil lamb on steriodss!! lmao sombodyy bedda little bo peep cuss this mother fudger is oudda control!! hahahaha

  • HOLY SHEEYIP!

  • that poor sheep..i wonder what the asshole did to piss it off so bad, i wish it took him out at the knees and stomped on him

  • One time when I was little. I used to have a huge dog. and I had food and was dangling it in front of him and teasing him with it. He got pissed off and tackled me to the floor and held me there while he ate the food I had.

  • I love how the guy taking this video was filming it instead of trying to help the guy being attacked by a sheep.

  • he lookin at the bunny like what the hail!

  • I was like :O, :O

  • damn i know that sheeps head is hurt

  • Whahahahah. funny

  • dam, the sheep was so mad that it tryd to ram him, and it didnt even have horns,lol

  • What DID he do to piss it off that much? I never knew sheep would attack, or want to kill him that badly.

  • Somebody tell me why he didnt start the car and drive off?

  • i like how he gets in the care and doesn't drive away WTF

  • "god damn" we said dat shit at the same lol... time much luv... no homo

  • This is why im scared of sheep. Watch the movie black sheep. its kinda like this only in new zeland. Once this really small dog (seriously, it had to be smaller than a chicken) started growling at me, so i thought it'd be funny to jump at it -.- it took my shoe and ran after me.

  • Wheres the actual vid of the raging sheep ????

  • nope

  • Haha that sheep is wild mad I've never seen anything near to that.

  • yeah, a bull and i smacked it in the ass haha,dave, im very dissapointed that you werent holding a random object in this one

  • i wonder how long that sheep kept running at the car and what eventually happened. i want to know details!!! nevertheless it is still funny :)

  • i would be pretty pissed off if someone threw a bucket at my head too....

  • dude wtf o.o that thing is PISSSED!! wow

  • hahahahaha the most ridiculous thing i have ever done is piss off a chained lab and then his collar snapped and i ran the fudge ouuta there luckilly i lived 3 houses down but that fudgen dog was barking up a storm and was outside my door for an hour trying to get in

  • lol you're great, i snuck up on a canadian goose for a picture and it looked up at me and started bitin' at me luckily i got away.

  • hahahaha

  • i need to add you as freind...do da do...holy...HULK-SHEEP MAD!!!!!

  • one time i tried to pet a baby moose the mother moose didnt really like tht hmm surprised i lived through tht 1

  • hahaha! a dog has chased me before.. . .scary!!

  • There something I dont get... Dave has 133k+ subscribers and this video gets 8k.

    Wow!! This guy needs at least a million per view. Screw RWJ . LOL .

  • it might of been drunk

  • Yall the world is really coming to an end. Something tells me there will be a shortage of wool this year. Polyester all the way.

  • @LooseCannon48 lol you'se a fool!

  • begginning of the video priceless. Hola mi gente

  • you take it's baby away, it sounds to me like there's a little sheep crying.

  • That dude is scared? Deebo Sheep! That's my bucket punk!

  • Hmmm.... Macaroni!

  • iv thought this day would come after i saw black sheep (well at lest i think thats the name you know with the guy from shon of the dead god them movies were awesome)

  • I once pushed my brother's cat off the arm of the couch because it was meowing in my ear...then it decided to jump up and wrap its paws around my neck and choked me.

  • this is like =3 but worse...lots worse.

  • Damn why do I have the feeling that you didn't add the screaming like a bitch voice over?

  • when i was about 1O my cat attacked me, scratche